BULKAMANIA RUNS WILD (And Sexual)

Scene opens with Bollywood Bulk Bogan ripping his tank top completely off, before putting on another tank top and then ripping it off as well. This process continues at a seemingly infinite rate. Meanwhile, across the room, the Sex God Gunther sits reading a newspaper, while an extremely attractive woman rides him like she’s having the best time of her life. Gunther however, yawns in boredom at this eager beaver. He looks over at the Bulkster himself.

Sex God Gunther
Bulkster. Did you hear the super un sexual news?

Bulk Bogan
NO BROTHER, THE BULKSTER DID NOT HEAR OF ANY NEWS. THE BULKSTER IS TOO BUSY BATOMIC LEG DROPPING ALL THOSE NON-BULKAMANIACS OUT THERE

Sex God Gunther
Yes, while you are doing that, Gunther has been laying with more women than he can count. The sexual appetite can never be filled. But Bulk, Gunther has heard through the vaginavine that the IWF will be closing down

Bulk Bogan
WHAT DID YOU SAY BROTHER? IWF IS THE GREATEST COMPANY IN THE HISTORY OF WRESTLING, AND IT GAVE BOLLYWOOD BULK BOGAN A CHANCE TO SHINE IN THE SPOTLIGHT BROTHER.

Sex God Gunther
If IWF were a woman, she slender, but not too skinny. She would have voluptuous breasts, and a curvy backside. She would have skin as smooth as baby oil, and a voice like a black puma. Strong, dangerous, but beautiful. And, of course, she would be making love to Gunther

Bulk Bogan
IWF WAS LIKE BOLLYWOOD BROTHER, BECAUSE THE BULKSTER WAS THERE. HE WAS RUNNING WILD ON ALL THE WRESTLERS WHO DIDN’T EAT THEIR VITAMINS OR SAY THEIR PRAYERS BROTHER. BATOMIC LEG DROPS FOR THE WHOLE ROSTER

Sex God Gunther
Bulk. Surely we must fight one final match in IWF. We cannot miss such an opportunity to be a part of the final show of such a majesty of a wrestling company. Gunther would never miss one final chance to spread his message of Glamour, Sex, Respect and Champagne.

Bulk Bogan
AND THE BULKSTER WOULD NEVER MISS ANOTHER CHANCE TO BATOMIC LEG DROP A WRESTLER AND SHOW THE WORLD THAT THE BOLLWOOD BULK WAY IS THE ONLY WAY BROTHER

Sex God Gunther
So it is settled then. The Sex God Guther and Bollywood Bulk Bogan will unite one final time at IWF One Last Stand.

Bulk Bogan
AND WHEN WE DO, I HAVE JUST ONE QUESTION FOR YOU BROTHERS. WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN BULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOUUUUU!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!