Real Men of "Genius"
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Episode I -- "The Token Colored Fella"
James Shark....Today we salute you "Token Colored Fella" James Shark as a Real Man of "Genius". It's because of you the white and hispanic folks in the fed will never forget black stereotypes...
Lead Singer of Foreigner: Watermelon and Grape Pop for Everybody!!
Announcer Fella: It is because of you and that amazing Tokeness we will never be able to forget that black men eat fried chicken, fuck white women, and have unbelivably montrously huge cocks....
Singer: Hung like Godzilla....
Announcr Fella: It is because of you "Token Colored Fella" that we will always be reminded that black folks have their own language, we as whiteys could never comprehend.....
Singer: BRAAP BRAAP CHYOOO DUNKNO BIATCH!!! ... What does that mean I don't know....
Announcer Fella: So it is because of all this and more that Bud Light and Vincent Van Rose have chosen to salute you James Shark as our 1st Real Man of "Genius".....So sit back and have a Bud Light and relish in the fact that you James Shark can be called a "Real Man of "Genius""....Sorry we don't make Malt Liquor, but we do have a 40 oz....
Singer: Real Men of GENIUS!!!!
[FADE OUT]
Subject: The Real Men of "Genius" Series Episode I -- "Token Colored Fella" 
Fri May 13, 2011 10:24 am
