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PostSubject: Why Wont You Shut Up?   Why Wont You Shut Up? I_icon_minitimeFri May 13, 2011 9:33 pm

Dog, true fuckin talks dog. Why wont you sht up?
Your annoying and your breath stank. Everytime
you do a promo the fuckin screen gets all foggy and
there be all this green smoke comin out of yo big mouth.

Like.... hey if you said somethin new once and a while
maybe things would be proper, and a nigga wouldn't mind
BUT DAWG!, you say the same motherfuckin shit everytime.
Its always about me, right?

"Oh look at me I am Vincent Van Rose, I have nothing to say about
James Shark because he knocked me out like a little bitch and left
me laying there sucking on my tounge, so instead of keeping my
big mouth shut and doing my talking in the cage, I will say the same
shit in every single promo. I make fun of James for talking about his
12 inch in every promo and make fun of him for talking about gay stuff,
I also like making fun of James because hes black, so I will add a little
KFC and Watermelon jokes in my promos to make them spicy. Then
before Im about to close off my promos, I will talk about how I will
get revenge on James and shut him up."

DAWG!. Whats even more annoying is not only are you runnin out
of shit to say, but your promos get shorter and shorter every fuckin
day. Its better for the fans cause they dont got to sit through an hour
of the ugliness yo face got to offer, but at the same time, whats the point?.

You say the same shit, and your promos are like 1 minute. Why dont you
just turn the camera on, stick yo middle finger in the air, and end the promo?

Whats the point of sayin the same motherfuckin shit everyday?. You old
brain forget much?. Do you just do it by accident?. Say somethin new homie
cause not only does this nigga want to knock you out but this nigga wants to
whip out a glock and shoot your motherfuckin ass.... no, scratch that, you
and your repetitive, short and not sweet promos dont make me want to
shoot you, they make me want to shoot myself dog.

Wait, I know what you gonna say. You gonna turn on the camera and say
something stupid as usual like

"James Shark ate too much KFC"

Then, when you done choking on that GREAT and FUNNY joke, you gon say
something stupid as usual like

"James, are you stupid or just stupid?, my promos are not repetitive, your the one who
talks about your 12 inch in all your promos"

BUT WAIT. I already motherfuckin accused me of that 50 million times so why you gotta
go on and say it again?. I dont know, maybe its cause you just so old and yo brain is just
so motherfuckin dead and old that it dont remember too well.

I exposed you for saying "Im done with James Shark", and you not wanting anything to
do with me when I knocked you out. What did you say?, what did you say Rose?. I believe
it was along the lines of...

"Oh look at me, I am Vincent Van Rose, I wear a cowboy hat because I am magnificent
at repeating myself and being B-O-R-I-N-G, Boring. Oh... and by the way Mr.Sharky, your
just mad because I said I was done with you."

You stupid stupid stupid white boy....
Wasn't it me that said that your all mad cause I knocked you out so you said "Im done"?
so why are you just flipping around what I said, and makin it like its yo own. Mayneee
why you gotta do all this copy cat bullshit then change the words around and use it
against me?

Why you gotta repeat shit?
Why you gotta run out of shit to say?
Why you gotta copy me when you call me a nigga?
Why a little natzi pony ridin redneck cowboy like yo'self gotta copy me?
Get off ma motherfuckin dick Rosey.

You talked your way into a high profile match. You talked your way into a Main Event.
Casey is ranked #2, Im ranked #3 and BMac is Ranked #1..... your ranked #14. So in the
nicest way possible, may I ask you this....

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THIS MATCH?

I exposed your ass for bein ranked #14 the other day, when you made your promo did you
respond to that?

NO. Instead you decided to repeat the same old shit you did the first day the match was
announced. Stupid ass pussy.

Evidence Of VVR bein a REPETITIVE stupid ass pussy #1
"Well here is a bit of info for ya to chew on....I think I will stick around. Just like a watermelon seed all caught up in your grill or that lil piece of gristle from the KFC you just can't get clean."

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we will never be able to forget that black men eat fried chicken
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That and the 12 inch he lovingly refers to all the time
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and talking about his fucking johnson
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BRAAP BRAAP CHYOOO DUNKNO BIATCH!!! ... What does that mean I don't know....
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YO YO YO!!! BRAAAAP BRAAAP CHYOOOO

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BRAAAAP BRAAAP DUNKNO MUTHAFUCKER!!!
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I expose your ass for bein ranked #14 the other day, when you made your
promo did you respond to that?

NO. Instead in yo old promo leadin up to this week you just talk out of your
ass cause you run out of shit to say. Stupid ass pussy.

Evidence of VVR being a Stupid pussy who talks out of his ass.
you ain't number #1 or even in the top 5 for that matter
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3= James Shark

Instead of repeatin bout how you aint respondin to the fact that
you ranked so motherfuckin low, how bout I mix things up since
I aint no old man that forget often like you.

All them times you accused me of bein "gay", talkin bout "dicks",
and EVEN getting offended and getting all butthurt cause you
called me gay, did you ever give me an even bigger reason to
call you gay and call you brokeback?

YES. yes you did. You said you wanted to put me in a dress!
HMMMMM.... what a coincidence, this was the promo right
after Brandon Macdonald and me were on the View, and "you"
claimed to like dudes that dress like chicks.

Evidence of VVR being a Brokeback Butt Pirate.
I should put you in a fucking dress

You should put me in a fucking dress?.....HELL TO THE NAHHH.

What you should do is.... well....


  1. Story the fuck up.

  2. Get a chick that dont look like a dude.

  3. Stop with the fetish of dressin dudes up.

  4. Say somethin new in yo promos.

  5. Stop repeatin shit.

  6. Stop talking.

  7. Get lost.

  8. Go die.
Nobody likes you. Nobody pays to see a cowboy who lost to a girl, and has a record of 3-4. Dog, you up
on ma grill talking loud, huffin and puffin, I knocked you out, and I only lost once. You lost fuckin
four times, and you got more losses than wins.

This just proves you talked your way into the main event. You made got the fans
hyped with your big mouth and now the fans will watch as you get knocked the
fuck out. Your record will be a fucking terrible 3-5, while my record will be an
incredible, and confident 6-1.

Why wont you shut up?
I dont know, but tommorow night.
Ima shut you up.

Oh and Casey, you too motherfucker.
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