Wrestler Stats IWF Record: 27-12-1 Alignment: In Between
Subject: COREY CASEY OVERDRIVE! Sat May 14, 2011 11:06 pm
+ + + +COREY CASEY OVER DRIVE+ + + +[b]HEY SHARK, I CAN BE A DUMBASS TO[/b]O+ + +
Hey…look at this! It appears that the rare and elusive loud mouthed Shark has suddenly come out of hibernation. Runnin’ his mouth about nonsensical things that, in all honesty, don’t even fucking matter. Shark, seriously dude, just learn to let go. I mean, you might as well throw in the towel dude. You making all these nonsensical claims about…well…anything that anyone will listen to about you doesn’t make you thug. It makes you a fucking jackass. Seriously dude, it makes you pathetic. I mean, you just can’t accept the fact that YOU HAVE FUCKING LOST.
No, that doesn’t sound like Sharky.
Instead, James Shark has to go down screaming, James Shark needs to go down screaming to the world “YO DAWG! I BE FUCKING HERE! AND I BE FUCKIN’ RAPIN’ EVERY BODY OUT HERE!”
In fact…I believe we have live footage…
JAMES SHARK BE CLIMBIN’ IN YO WINDOWS HE SNATCHIN’ YO PEOPLE UP! SO YOU CAN RUN AND TELL DAT RUN AND TELL DAT HOME SHARK SHARK SHARK SHARK!
Seriously, if we were to boil down the words that go into a James Shark statement, that shit would look something like this:
Subject: COREY CASEY OVERDRIVE! 
Sat May 14, 2011 11:06 pm
