The Doctor is in

[19:14:19] Dr León, MD has joined the chat on Tue May 24, 2011 7:14 pm
[19:14:26] Dr León, MD : I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD!
[19:14:29] Dan "Deuce" Alexander : rubben say tdat card not postted yet
[19:14:38] Dan "Deuce" Alexander : so cannot psost rpper
[19:14:41] Dr León, MD : I heard we have a terminal case of...
[19:14:45] * Dr León, MD dramatic pause
[19:14:50] Dr León, MD : ...DA SPEAK!
[19:14:54] * Brandon Macdonald drumrolls
[19:14:57] @ Brandon Macdonald : Damn, too late
[19:15:07] @ Brandon Macdonald : YOU HEARD CORRECTLY DR. LEON
[19:15:14] Dr León, MD : Keep up, Nurse Macdonald!
[19:15:27] @ Brandon Macdonald : I'm trying!
[19:15:29] Dr León, MD : with a case as serious as this there's no room in the party for lollygaggers!
[19:15:30] Dan "Deuce" Alexander : hawhahw nurse
[19:15:35] Dan "Deuce" Alexander : malea nurse hahahaewrewr
[19:15:43] Dan "Deuce" Alexander : you statupid
[19:15:45] @ Brandon Macdonald : See what we're dealing with here?
[19:15:48] Dan "Deuce" Alexander : i win
[19:16:05] Dr León, MD : Nurse, I'm going to need 10CCs of the Oxford English Dictionary, STAT!
[19:16:10] * Dr León, MD has always wanted to say that
[19:16:25] Dan "Deuce" Alexander : daictinoary masy ass i know all tehnique
[19:16:34] * Brandon Macdonald hands Dr. Leon all the Oxford Dictionaries
[19:16:56] * Dr León, MD opens Deuce's jaw wide with some forceps
[19:17:00] Dan "Deuce" Alexander : ha you oadont even ahv efull addition you have bridged additoion
[19:17:07] * Dr León, MD jams the dictionaries down Deuce's throat
[19:17:18] @ Brandon Macdonald : Go Dr. Leon!
[19:17:21] @ Brandon Macdonald : We might be too late!
[19:17:27] Dr León, MD : Hmm. The treatment appears to be ineffective
[19:17:30] Dan "Deuce" Alexander : whas do fuck
[19:17:39] @ Brandon Macdonald : What do we do?
[19:17:41] Dan "Deuce" Alexander : stopz
[19:17:42] Dr León, MD : I fear that we may...lose the patient
[19:17:55] @ Brandon Macdonald : Perhaps I should kick him?
[19:17:57] Dan "Deuce" Alexander : yha you lose bitchesas
[19:18:01] @ Brandon Macdonald : See if we can rattle his brains back?
[19:18:01] Dr León, MD : I can see only one course
[19:18:14] Dr León, MD : he needs some good old fashioned kick treatment
[19:18:14] Alison Williams has been disconnected the Tue May 24, 2011 7:18 pm (session timeout)
[19:18:22] Dan "Deuce" Alexander has been kicked by Jason Hawk
[19:18:24] Dan "Deuce" Alexander has joined the chat on Tue May 24, 2011 7:18 pm
[19:18:24] Dan "Deuce" Alexander : nonoo ooo o alison
[19:18:24] Dan "Deuce" Alexander is Disconnected on Tue May 24, 2011 7:18 pm
[19:18:27] @ Jason Hawk : Boom baby!
[19:18:28] @ Brandon Macdonald : Okay Doctor. If you're sure
[19:18:33] @ Brandon Macdonald : LMAO!
[19:18:39] @ Brandon Macdonald : Hawk to the rescue!
[19:18:40] @ Jason Hawk : Jason Hawk at your service!
[19:18:50] Dr León, MD : Intern Hawk! You aren't qualified to perform such kicking actions!
[19:19:10] @ Jason Hawk : But... I never get to do anything funny
[19:19:11] @ Brandon Macdonald : That was so odd
[19:19:12] @ Brandon Macdonald : LOL
[19:19:14] Dr León, MD : However, you displayed excellent technique.
[19:19:30] Dr León, MD : so I am going to award you a PhD in Kickology
[19:19:41] @ Jason Hawk : Score!!
[19:19:54] @ Brandon Macdonald : That was such a sudden attack of DAS
[19:20:01] @ Brandon Macdonald : I have never seen it come on so quickly
[19:20:02] @ Jason Hawk : Yeah,
[19:20:20] @ Jason Hawk : That is the worst case of DAS I ever saw
[19:20:28] Dr León, MD : I can but feel for the man's poor family. I...can't imagine what it must be like to live through a loved one suffering from DAS...
[19:20:39] * Dr León, MD falls to his knees
[19:20:44] Dr León, MD : IT NEVER GETS ANY EASIER!

Seems like someone had too much to drink...Right On!