RAP BATTLE Up In Dis Bitchhh

[17:44:37] Alison Williams : Deuce is my stalker. He walked past my locker. He thinks that I like him but Swan Lee needs to bite him. I fucking hate Dan but he doesnt hate me back. He needs to visit my homie James, cause James is black. And black people have guns. Oh yeah

[17:44:39] @ Brandon Macdonald :

[17:44:50] Alison Williams :

[17:44:55] @ Brandon Macdonald : LMAO!

[17:44:57] Dan Alexander : ok...

[17:44:58] @ Brandon Macdonald : SWAN LEE!

[17:45:02] Jαααααy Shααααrk : LMFAOO

[17:45:35] Alison Williams : LOL

[17:45:35] @ Jason Hawk : Aye dunknooo shawty!

[17:45:41] @ Jason Hawk : oh and Brandon

[17:45:49] Jαααααy Shααααrk : Dan dont choke bruhhhhh

[17:45:52] @ Jason Hawk : Did you tell Anna to go grab your belt yet?

[17:45:58] Dan Alexander : im choking man

[17:46:06] @ Brandon Macdonald : I did

[17:46:17] @ Brandon Macdonald : She didn't get the joke

[17:46:18] Jαααααy Shααααrk : If you beat Alison in this rap battle then she will allow you to have sex with her in your rp

[17:46:20] @ Brandon Macdonald : Or the belt

[17:46:24] Jαααααy Shααααrk : right shawty?

[17:46:32] @ Jason Hawk : Did you remember the dance?

[17:46:34] @ Jason Hawk :

[17:46:37] Alison Williams : HELL NO

[17:46:39] Alison Williams : FUCK THAT

[17:46:40] @ Brandon Macdonald : I did

[17:46:51] Alison Williams : I WON

[17:46:53] Alison Williams : HANDS DOWN

[17:47:00] Jαααααy Shααααrk : ....you were suppose to say YES, he was choking, there was no way he woulda won even if he did try

[17:47:01] Alison Williams : BEST WHITE GIRL RAPPER EVER!!

[17:47:01] @ Jason Hawk :

[17:47:03] Dan Alexander : Alison is fine but she cold as ice, her ass his hot but she isnt very nice, I tried to give her flowers but fucking brandon is a coward and DOESNT FUCKING LET ME HAVE SEX WITH HER

[17:47:05] Jαααααy Shααααrk : JEEZ Shawtyyyy

[17:47:18] Jαααααy Shααααrk : LMFAOOOO

[17:47:20] @ Jason Hawk : wait..

[17:47:28] Tyson Rowle : I think Alison would rather have sex with the Waffle Warrior

[17:47:28] @ Jason Hawk : Did you remember the glasses Brandon?

[17:47:29] Jαααααy Shααααrk : Alison respond to that shit RIIIII NOW

[17:47:37] @ Jason Hawk : The glasses are important

[17:47:39] Alison Williams : LMAO!!

[17:47:40] @ Brandon Macdonald : FUCK

[17:47:46] @ Brandon Macdonald : I forgot the glasses

[17:48:16] @ Jason Hawk : Of course she didn't get it!

[17:48:19] Jαααααy Shααααrk : RIII NOW Alison

[17:48:22] @ Jason Hawk : Oh well

[17:48:24] Jαααααy Shααααrk : round 2 up in this biatch

[17:48:29] Dan Alexander : CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE

[17:48:32] Dan Alexander : ON MY DICK

[17:48:34] Dan Alexander : OOHHHH

[17:48:35] @ Jason Hawk : You can say it to Alison in your next RP

[17:48:51] @ Brandon Macdonald : Whoa

[17:49:01] Jαααααy Shααααrk : if you dont respond to that then me and mac and hawk will judge who won

[17:49:03] Dan Alexander : ok that was a little too much

[17:49:05] @ Brandon Macdonald : Dan going nuts up in this bitch

[17:49:34] Jαααααy Shααααrk : you must repond in 20 sec

[17:49:34] Tyson Rowle : Brandon I'm going to use my secret for the next PPV, do you think that's a good idea?

[17:49:39] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 19

[17:49:42] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 18

[17:49:45] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 17

[17:49:49] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 16

[17:49:50] Alison Williams : Dan is whack just like his rap. I can kick his ass with my hand behind my back. If he says some more shit Ill make him choke on James KFC bone. He thinks hes cool but he hasnt fucked me. He'll never get the day to so all I gotta say is

[17:49:52] Alison Williams : FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[17:49:52] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 15

[17:50:08] Dan Alexander : OH

[17:50:10] @ Brandon Macdonald : LMAO!

[17:50:15] Dan Alexander : OMG

[17:50:18] Jαααααy Shααααrk : .......my KFC bone...

[17:50:22] Dan Alexander : I GOT DISSED

[17:50:24] @ Brandon Macdonald : Nah, Tyson, I think thats too soon

[17:50:32] Dan Alexander : but i gotta comeback

[17:50:43] Jαααααy Shααααrk : Dan respond to that shit RIIII NOW

[17:50:53] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 19

[17:50:57] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 18

[17:50:59] Tyson Rowle : But I do have one more which you don't know of Brandon

[17:51:01] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 17

[17:51:02] Tyson Rowle :

[17:51:06] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 16

[17:51:10] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 15

[17:51:11] @ Brandon Macdonald : Oh, well I dunno Tyson

[17:51:14] @ Brandon Macdonald : Its up to you

[17:51:15] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 14

[17:51:20] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 13

[17:51:23] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 12

[17:51:27] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 11

[17:51:29] Dan Alexander : She think she dont like me but i know da truth she so into me she always says "FU" we all know what that really means whenever she says it Just ask Brandon, Jhawk, Chuck , Brenton Cyrus, ETC

[17:51:32] Jαααααy Shααααrk : Ohhhhh noooo Dan

[17:51:37] Tyson Rowle : I don't really want to say the other

[17:51:39] Dan Alexander : OOHHH

[17:51:59] @ Brandon Macdonald : Ouch

[17:52:02] @ Brandon Macdonald : That was weak

[17:52:04] @ Brandon Macdonald :

[17:52:11] Dan Alexander : not it aint

[17:52:14] Dan Alexander : that was strong

[17:52:15] Alison Williams : oh ok

[17:52:18] Jαααααy Shααααrk : LOL Alison if you do one more line

[17:52:21] Jαααααy Shααααrk : its dunknooo

[17:52:27] Jαααααy Shααααrk : just one cuz that wasn't as good

[17:52:33] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 19

[17:52:36] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 18

[17:52:41] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 17

[17:52:46] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 16

[17:52:49] Dan Alexander : dammit

[17:52:51] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 15

[17:52:56] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 14

[17:53:00] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 13

[17:53:05] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 12

[17:53:10] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 11

[17:53:12] Dan Alexander : COUNT FASTER YOU FUCKING RUBEN CLONE

[17:53:16] Jαααααy Shααααrk : ohhhh nooo shawty

[17:53:19] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 10

[17:53:24] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 9.5

[17:53:27] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 9.4

[17:53:29] Dan Alexander : OMG NO

[17:53:30] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 9.3

[17:53:34] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 9.2

[17:53:37] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 9.1

[17:53:39] Alison Williams : Deuce's breath smells likes shit.. He needs to take some toothpaste and brush that shit. Ima go grab my Febreeze and spray the shit out yo breath cause you know it smells like shit. AND GO GET SOME LISTERINE! PURPLE FLAVOR BEEEOOOOTCHHHHH

[17:53:54] @ Brandon Macdonald : Ohhhhhhh

[17:53:55] Dan Alexander : that was weak SHIT

[17:54:03] Jαααααy Shααααrk : LMO

[17:54:03] Dan Alexander : THAT SHIT WAS WEAK

[17:54:08] @ Brandon Macdonald : It was stronger than yours

[17:54:09] Alison Williams : I know

[17:54:25] Jαααααy Shααααrk : Dan do you have anything else?

[17:54:31] @ Brandon Macdonald : Dan gets one more line

[17:54:32] Dan Alexander : I DEMAND A RAP REBUTAL

[17:54:41] Jαααααy Shααααrk : Dan one more

[17:54:44] @ Brandon Macdonald : He better make it count

[17:54:46] @ Jason Hawk : chyooo shawty! dat shit was tight!

[17:54:46] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 19

[17:54:48] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 18

[17:54:50] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 17

[17:54:52] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 16

[17:54:53] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 15

[17:54:55] Alison Williams : from now on im going to rap about his breath because I cant think of anything LOL

[17:54:55] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 14

[17:54:55] @ Brandon Macdonald : Cuz Ali is winning this battle right now

[17:54:57] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 13

[17:54:59] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 12

[17:55:00] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 11

[17:55:01] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 10

[17:55:03] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 9

[17:55:04] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 8

[17:55:06] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 7

[17:55:07] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 6

[17:55:09] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 5

[17:55:11] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 4

[17:55:12] @ Brandon Macdonald : Ohhhhh noooooo dan

[17:55:13] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 3

[17:55:15] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 2

[17:55:16] Jαααααy Shααααrk : 1

[17:55:19] Jαααααy Shααααrk : DUNKNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[17:55:23] Dan Alexander : That damn Alison always on my mind, Like herpes on Rowles vagI. I know she like me but she just hatin. IM THE TRUE PLAY IWF CHAMP WHY YOU PLAYIN

[17:55:23] @ Brandon Macdonald : DAYUM

[17:55:34] Alison Williams : LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[17:55:40] Dan Alexander : FUCK YOU

[17:55:42] Dan Alexander : FUCK ALL OF YOU

[17:55:48] Alison Williams : one more time one more time

[17:55:50] Jαααααy Shααααrk : Dan you would've won but you were too late and you got knocked the fuck out son

[17:55:53] @ Brandon Macdonald : LMAO!

[17:55:55] Alison Williams : k here it goes

[17:56:00] Dan Alexander : NOOOO

[17:56:02] Alison Williams : I WON?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[17:56:02] @ Brandon Macdonald : Like herpes on Rowles vagI

[17:56:04] Dan Alexander : let alison do one

[17:56:06] @ Brandon Macdonald : Best line so far

[17:56:10] Alison Williams : FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[17:56:13] @ Brandon Macdonald : Keep going!

[17:56:18] @ Brandon Macdonald : This is too awesome!

[17:56:20] Jαααααy Shααααrk : ye you did but if you wanna kick a homie while hes down go for another

[17:56:23] Alison Williams : keep going?

[17:56:24] Alison Williams : ok

[17:56:31] Tyson Rowle : LOL

[17:56:53] Jαααααy Shααααrk : Rowle you have a vag????!!!!

[17:56:54] Dan Alexander : sorry rowle

[17:56:58] Dan Alexander : its bros before hoes

[17:57:29] Alison Williams : Deuce, dont talk to me cause im not gonna talk about. Heres a piece of gum. No wait heres the whole pack. Your breath stinks aint no way that I will fuck you. smells like you havent brushed your teeth in days. We could have fun but first chew some fucking gum! ...No wait we can never have fun. CAUSE YO BREATH IS DUMB!

[17:57:31] Alison Williams :

[17:57:59] Jαααααy Shααααrk : Dan yo breathe aint goot brains

[17:58:16] Jαααααy Shααααrk : but its smart cuz yo give brainsss

[17:58:18] Alison Williams : I won

[17:58:20] Alison Williams : I CALL IT

[17:58:22] Jαααααy Shααααrk : u shoulda said that

[17:58:29] Alison Williams : I FUCKING WON

[17:58:33] Alison Williams : SO IM PUTTING THIS IN MY SIG

[17:58:38] Alison Williams : SO FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[17:58:38] Dan Alexander : dude

[17:58:43] Alison Williams is Disconnected on Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:58 pm

[17:58:50] @ Brandon Macdonald : LMAO

[17:58:54] Dan Alexander : what the fuck is up with the whole breath thing

[17:59:01] Dan Alexander : THAT WAS WEAK

[17:59:06] * Jαααααy Shααααrk brings Alison and Dan to the center and grabs both their hands

[17:59:15] Dan Alexander : no shark

[17:59:16] * Jαααααy Shααααrk raises Alisons hand

[17:59:20] Dan Alexander : I was screwed AGAIN

[17:59:33] Alison Williams has joined the chat on Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:59 pm

[17:59:35] Dan Alexander : I WAS SCREWED

[17:59:40] Jαααααy Shααααrk : Alison is officially pimped

[17:59:45] Alison Williams : FUCK YEAH

[17:59:47] Alison Williams : FUCK YEAH

[17:59:49] Alison Williams : I AM THE BEST

[17:59:59] Alison Williams : NOT ONLY DID BRANDON BEAT HIM

[18:00:01] Alison Williams : BUT I BEAT HIM

[18:00:04] Alison Williams : FUCKKK YEAHHHHHHHH

[18:00:08] Alison Williams : UPDATED SIG BTW BITCH

[18:00:13] Dan Alexander : Alison

[18:00:19] Jαααααy Shααααrk : Im sorry Dan, come harder next time DAWG

[18:00:22] Dan Alexander : PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ let me have a sex rp scene with you

[18:00:41] Jαααααy Shααααrk : yo Rowle battle Dan he said u got a vagina doooog

[18:00:47] Alison Williams : Dan...have you met Swan Lee?

[18:00:53] Alison Williams : You havent? Oh ok...

[18:00:57] Alison Williams is Disconnected on Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:00 pm

[18:01:13] Swan Lee has joined the chat on Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:01 pm

[18:01:29] * Swan Lee looks at Dan

[18:01:32] Dan Alexander : nope

[18:01:34] Swan Lee : HELLO GORGEOUS!

[18:01:40] Dan Alexander : i do not know who the fuck Swan Lee is

[18:01:40] @ Jason Hawk : LMAO!

[18:01:49] Dan Alexander : WHAT THE FUCK GET OFF OF ME

[18:01:56] Swan Lee : I can just feel the sweat from my balls right now wanting to penetrate you so far in your asshole!

[18:02:00] * Dan Alexander starts pushing Lee away

[18:02:06] Tyson Rowle : Nah not yet Sharky I'm doing something

[18:02:08] Dan Alexander : WTF DUDE

[18:02:10] * Swan Lee jumps on Dan

[18:02:15] Swan Lee : YOU CANT GET AWAY FROM ME!!!

[18:02:16] Dan Alexander : OMG SOMEONE HELP ME

[18:02:18] @ Brandon Macdonald : LMAO

[18:02:30] * Dan Alexander pushes him off and starts kicking him

[18:02:34] Dan Alexander : WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

[18:02:47] Swan Lee : Listen baby I have seen some hot men in my life but YOU

[18:02:50] Swan Lee : OH MY GOD!

[18:02:51] @ Brandon Macdonald : Yo Shark

[18:02:53] Swan Lee : YOU ARE JUST SEXY

[18:02:57] @ Brandon Macdonald : I got a rap line

[18:02:59] Dan Alexander : GOD DAMMIT BRANDON

[18:03:01] @ Brandon Macdonald : Wanna hear it?

[18:03:02] Dan Alexander : THIS IS YOUR FAULT

[18:03:03] Swan Lee : YOU CAN WRITE A SEX SCENE WITH ME IN IT ANY TIME YOU WANT!!!

[18:03:23] Swan Lee : BUT I HAVE TO GO NOW BABY

[18:03:26] Jαααααy Shααααrk : YEEEE

[18:03:29] Jαααααy Shααααrk : lemme hear dat

[18:03:33] @ Brandon Macdonald : Dan, my man, whats your issue? You lost the IWF belt, you need a tissue? You had your chance, but you failed to deliver. Your shit is weak, just like an asians liver. I'm bangin Alison Williams, what you gonna do about it? Maybe you should send some flowers, or maybe just forget about it!

[18:03:36] Dan Alexander : OMG

[18:03:37] Swan Lee : WHEN YOU NEED MY DICK

[18:03:39] Swan Lee : CALL MY NAME

[18:03:42] Swan Lee : ILL BE THERE

[18:03:45] Swan Lee is Disconnected on Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:03 pm

[18:03:49] Dan Alexander : SHUT UP YOU SICK FREAK

[18:03:58] Jαααααy Shααααrk : LMFAOOOOOOO

[18:04:03] Alison Williams has joined the chat on Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:04 pm

[18:04:04] Jαααααy Shααααrk : ohhhhhh nooooo Dan

[18:04:04] Dan Alexander : OMG BRANDON

[18:04:07] Dan Alexander : now you

[18:04:10] Jαααααy Shααααrk : LOL

[18:04:12] * Brandon Macdonald takes a bow

[18:04:24] @ Jason Hawk : What an interesting night on the chatbox