JShark/MyDocuments/MyRecievedFiles/MSNHistory/DeuceAlexander/ChatHistory

JFRESH
Whos dis?

The Weird Guy
Who are you friend?

JFRESH
wtf... yu added me up dog

The Weird Guy
JAMES SHARK?

JFRESH
....ye ?

The Weird Guy
Greetings and Salutations for it is I!
The great Daniel Alex!, from the far
away land, where the desperate and
weird and royal, and the gangsters and
hoes are the weak!.

JFRESH
...?

The Weird Guy
you like?

JFRESH
Dan Alexander?

The Weird Guy
Yes. You like?

JFRESH
Yur a fuckin pussy dawg wtf u want?

The Weird Guy
OOC:I want you to help me with a problem I have

JFRESH
...OOC?

The Weird Guy
Yes.

JFRESH
The fuck is OOC mean?

The Weird Guy
IC: You like??

JFRESH
ii, Im gon delete you now, bye bitch.

The Weird Guy
WAIT

The Weird Guy
OMG JAMES DONT

The Weird Guy
Hello?????

The Weird Guy
Are you there??

The Weird Guy
OMFG WOW

JFRESH
DOG!, WTF do u want, holy shit yu
makin the lesbians lag n shit

The Weird Guy
I need you to help me with a problem

JFRESH
Ye Ill help knocking you out this Saturday

The Weird Guy
OMG JAMES SERIOUSLY

JFRESH
WTF do you want man, holy shit.

The Weird Guy
Ok so Alison keeps like calling me weird...

JFRESH
Thats yo problem..?

The Weird Guy
YA!, and its not fair. My mom said I would
grow up to be a good looking man, but now
that I see myself in the mirror, all I see is an
old man with ugly written all over his face with
a touch of pimples.

JFRESH
LMFAOOOO

The Weird Guy
OMG why are you laughing

JFRESH
Cause you a fuckin loser dawg.

The Weird Guy
I have a problem and I came to you as
a friend.

JFRESH
You came to me like a desperate bitch.

The Weird Guy
OMG

JFRESH
You come cryin to me cuz Alison is callin
you weird?, You fuckin soft dog.

The Weird Guy
NO, OMG, not just weird, like her and Brandon..
I saw them, and then like... she said ew to me.

JFRESH
LMFAOOOOO

The Weird Guy
OMG WHAT NOW

JFRESH
Youuuuuuuuuur sooooooooo SOFT

The Weird Guy
OMG JAMES, auctually help me or
else I will leave the IWF.

JFRESH
Thats what you said on Catacalysm.

The Weird Guy
No I auctually will now.

JFRESH
k... I dont care.

The Weird Guy
ok bye.

JFRESH
KBYE.

The Weird Guy
?

JFRESH
wat?

JFRESH
arnt you leaving?

The Weird Guy
No shutup.

Chicago Bill has entered the conversation.

Chicago Bill
JOIN THE EWA!!!, IF YOU DONT JOIN I
WILL USE YOUR CHARACTER ANYWAYS!

JFRESH
wtf??

The Weird Guy
Hai Bill

JFRESH
Yo Dan, you know this motherfucker?

The Weird Guy
Yes. He helped me make those fake
pictures of you.

JFRESH
LMFAO. No wonder they were so bad,
I remember when this motherfucker made
photos of NLWF, motherfucker just went
on paint, used the spray paint feature and
colored EWA on it and shit.

The Weird Guy
Your just mad about the pictures.

JFRESH
dog.... your pictures suck. Focus more on me.

The Weird Guy
I have something special for you.

JFRESH
You've been saying that since Day one, its Day
three now. Man up or Story up.

The Weird Guy
OMG JAMES.

JFRESH
Why do you always say omg in caps?, your like
a fuckin girl dog.

The Weird Guy
OMG!! WOW

The Weird Guy
Im going to leave IWF

JFRESH
k go.

The Weird Guy
No fuck you.

JFRESH
Dog, its either you leave in peace, or
I have a little retirement party for you
this Saturday when I knock yo ass out.

The Weird Guy
OMG!, THOSE ARE THE WORST CHOICES
EVER!.

JFRESH
stfu

The Weird Guy
Wanna see a picture from me when I did
Gay Modeling????

JFRESH
WTF?, you did gay modeling?

The Weird Guy
YES

The Weird Guy


Chicago Bill has left the conversation.

JFRESH
Smart guy for leavin after seeing that hideous shit.

The Weird Guy
I knew you would like it Shark

JFRESH
But... I dont?

The Weird Guy
I knew you would like my picture from my gay modeling.

JFRESH
I dont....

The Weird Guy
I knew you would like it!

JFRESH
k

The Weird Guy
I havent talked to Bill in so long, I heard
he works in Macdonalds.

JFRESH
...k?

The Weird Guy
Maybe I should just go there and troll the
hell out of him.

JFRESH
fuckin creepy peice of shit.

JFRESH
Wat you mean by troll?

The Weird Guy
Its a new sex move. In this case, Bill would
make himself a bridge, he would get himself
into a high pushup position, then I would slide
under, like a troll under the bridge, and then
I would take his penis and play with it a little,
then I would add a little tounge action, and then
I would take my nose and put boogers on it, and
then Bill would rub his penis and pubes on my face,
and then with all my green boogers on my face,
I would be green like a troll.

JFRESH has left the conversation.

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The Weird Guy
Yo James

The Weird Guy
Shark...?

The Weird Guy Has sent you a nudge.

JFRESH
wtf man?

The Weird Guy
please help me with my problem, I am
a desperate little asshole that wears
crocs.

JFRESH
Crocs?

The Weird Guy


JFRESH
Beautiful.

The Weird Guy
I knew you would like my picture of my crocs.

JFRESH
But... I dont?

The Weird Guy
See I knew you would like it.

JFRESH
k

The Weird Guy
I think your out of words.

JFRESH
y?

The Weird Guy
Because your barely saying anything to me.

JFRESH
Cause your a fuckin weirdo.

The Weird Guy
Appologize or Im going to leave IWF

JFRESH
AINT NOBODY APPOLOGIZING

The Weird Guy
Do it. You have to kiss my ass and
beg me to stay or else I will leave.

JFRESH
...leave

The Weird Guy
Ok here I go

JFRESH
k

The Weird Guy
No

JFRESH
Man I told you, do whatever the
fuck you want to do, I dont care.

The Weird Guy
LOL YA RIGHT SHARK, YOU KEEP
TELLING YOURSELF THAT LOL

JFRESH
....you are the weirdest motherfucker
I have ever met in my whole life, no
wonder you dont talk to girls.

The Weird Guy
FYI I do talk to girls.

JFRESH
FYI??

The Weird Guy
For Your Info

JFRESH
Your sucha geek.

The Weird Guy
I do talk to girls ok

JFRESH
No you dont.

The Weird Guy
How do you know?

JFRESH
DOG the last time we talked was
early in the morning, I log off the
computer, I come back online right
now... which is 11pm, and your
still online.

The Weird Guy
Shutup or I will leave IWF

JFRESH
....Im going to fuckin shoot myself.

The Weird Guy
HAHAHA AS USUAL SHARK BURYS
HIS GRAVE HAHAHA

JFRESH
Who are you talking to?

The Weird Guy
You

JFRESH
Why the fuck you goin
third person or w.e?

The Weird Guy
OMG!!

JFRESH
Why is your display picture
some... dude with long greasy
hair... a suit... and an ugly mask?

The Weird Guy
OMG!! STOP!!

JFRESH
Stfu pussy, arnt you suppose to
be stalking Alison?

The Weird Guy
No shes suppose to be stalking me

JFRESH
LMFAO. You funny.

The Weird Guy
thx.

JFRESH
It was sarcasim.

The Weird Guy
YA RIGHT SHARK LOL, YOU
KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT!

JFRESH
go kiss a girl or somethin

The Weird Guy
OMG TAKE THAT BACK

JFRESH
No, you auctually should go...
I know it wont work, but you
should at least try

The Weird Guy
OMG I DONT HAVE TIME FOR
THIS SHIT

JFRESH
But you got time to msg me
sayin you want help cause
Alison is calling you weird
and saying "ew" to you?

JFRESH
Sorry dawg, I wont take
anymore time outta yo
busy schedule.

The Weird Guy
LIKE OOOOMMMMMGGGGG!!!!!

The Weird Guy has blocked you.

The Weird Guy has deleted you.

The Weird Guy has gone to Mcdonalds to troll Chicago Bill.

The Weird Guy has left IWF.

The Weird Guy has changed his mind.

The Weird Guy has left IWF.

The Weird Guy has changed his mind.