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 |  Subject: Exposing Dan Alexander Part 2/2  Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:36 pm | |
|  James Shark (7-2-0) vs Dan Alexander (1-1-1)Catacalysm 2Roleplay 9 ☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼ Tonight marks the end of bullshit games.Tommorow marks the start of the new game. Tonight marks the end of the War of the Words.Tommorow marks the start of the Real fuckin War. The trash talking was fun. The pictures were amusing.However I gotta say, Punching you in the face will be funner.Also more amusing. Im ready for you Dan and I want you to know how ready I am. Tommorow.. your dunkno ☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼ WARNING The people in this scene
Dan AlexanderAstro May not be the real people. Infact it is highly likely theyare highly paid actors by James Shark to do this scene. - Dan Alexander walks into the garage that is open. Alison Williams calls out to him.Alison WilliamsIM UPSTAIRS DAN, COME UP!!Dan smiles and begins to jump up and down clapping.Alison WilliamsWAIT!, take off your clothes before you come uuuuupDan nods his head, listening to Alisons voice. He removes all his clothes and opens the doorwalking into the house. He looks left and right, looking for Alison.Dan AlexanderAlison!?, Alison where are you?Alison appears wearing sexy underwear and covering her tits with her hands.Alison WilliamsHello Dan....Dan AlexanderOMG!Alison Williamsohh emm gee indeed Dan. We're going to fuck so hard.Dan AlexanderGood because if we dont then Im going to leave IWF.Alison Williamsdoubt you will but ok..Dan Alexander begins to come towards Alison, his naked body coming closer.Alison quickly backs away.Alison WilliamsWAITDan looks surprised. He stops.Dan AlexanderWhat?Alison WilliamsNot yet... I need to get somethingDan AlexanderFine but hurry up please.Alison dissapears into a corner. Dan begins to look around Alisons house.Looking at her photos on the wall. All of a sudden Chris Hansen comes intothe scene.Chris HansenWhat on earth are you doing here?Dan Alexander falls down in shock. He gets back up, covering his small penis.Dan AlexanderOMG!Chris HansenTake a seat.Dan AlexanderWho are you??, are you the father??Chris HansenNo I am not. Please, just take a seat.Dan Alexander sits down.Dan AlexanderYou look like a police officer of some sort.Chris HansenWho are you here to see?Dan AlexanderAlison Williams.Chris HansenDoes she want you to be here?Dan AlexanderYes, she offered me to come here.Chris HansenNo she didn'tDan AlexanderOMG!, yes she did.Chris HansenI read the chatlogs.Chris Hansen hands Dan a peice of paper.Alison Fuckin WilliamsWhat?The Weird GuyLet me come to your house.Alison Fuckin WilliamsNoThe Weird GuyPLEASE OMG, PLEASE ALISONAlison Fuckin Williamsfine w.eChris HansenExplain yourself good sir.Dan AlexanderWhats wrong with that?, theres nothing wrong with that!Chris HansenYour a stalker.Dan AlexanderOMG NO IM NOTChris HansenDan. We have been doing an investigation on you.Dan AlexanderWHAT?Chris HansenAlison was in on it. You said alot of disturbing thingsin this conversation.Dan AlexanderI did nothing wrong, she is 21 years old.Chris HansenYes but stalking a person is against the law Daniel.Dan AlexanderMY NAME IS NOT DANIEL OMGChris HansenThis investigation started when you started stalking herand the many other girls.Dan AlexanderWho are you??Chris HansenIm Chris Hansen, and Im doing a show on dateline NBC.Dan AlexanderOMG!The camera men come out and point the camera at DanDan AlexanderIM GETTING SCREWED AGAIN!Chris HansenHave you ever watched the show Punk'd Dan?Dan Alexander looks relieved. He begins to laugh.Dan AlexanderYES!, OMG!, it was all just a joke??Chris Hansen.No... I was just going to tell you, this show is alotlike the show Punk'd, except on this show, youget arrested.Dan AlexanderOMG!Chris HansenWhat the hell is wrong with you?Chris hands him another peice of the chatlog.The Weird GuySend me a pair of your panties.Alison Fuckin Williamsum...?The Weird GuyPick one you want me to have andwear it for a week straight and thensend it to me.Alison Fuckin Williams...kThe Weird GuySend me some pantyhose too.Alison Fuckin WilliamsWhyThe Weird GuyI use to always wear my moms pantyhosenow I want to wear yours.Alison Fuckin WilliamsNice.Chris HansenSeriously.... what the hell is wrong with you.Chris scratched his head.Chris HansenYour a weird guy.Dan AlexanderOMG IM GOING TO LEAVE IWFChris HansenNo you wont.Dan AlexanderOMG I KNOW!Chris HansenNow another person you may know is going to come intothis room. We have investigated him too. This person alsohas been having conversations with Alison and stalking herbefore hand.All of a sudden Astro came into the scene. Chris HansenTake a seat.AstroGreetings and Salutations from a far away planet.Chris HansenYes... just take a seat.AstroHey look its the famous weirdo from Planet Earth!Astro points at Dan.Dan AlexanderOMG!Astro sits down.AstroInform my ET ass what is going on around these parksChris HansenWell it seems your friend does not know, so why dont youinform him Dan.Dan looks at AstroDan AlexanderAlison set us up.Astro...I... I do not understand you earthlingDan AlexanderShe set both of us up, all those convos online wasa setup from the beginning. We're on some sort oftv show.Chris HansenIts called How To Catch A Stalker.Astro stood up beginning to pace around.Chris HansenIt seems he still doesnt understand. Dan you know whatsgoing to happen next so why dont you tell him.Astro looked at DanDan AlexanderI think... I think we're going to get arrestedAstro Chris Hansen began to laugh out loud at Astro's reaction. Dan Alexander looked at Chris all angry.Dan AlexanderYou just want me to argue with you so that you could kick meout of this house.Chris HansenI think you want me to kick you outDan AlexanderI want to leave with Alison. We had plans. Dan looks down at his jeans.Chris HansenWhat do you have in your jeans?Dan AlexanderThats for me to know and for you to find out.Chris Hansen picks up Dans jeans, checks the pockets andpulls out a razor from the pocket. Chris looks at Dan.Chris HansenAlisons vagina is shaved good sir. Why dont you bring this?Dan AlexanderI thought maybe she could shave my jungle.AstroYou have a jungle?Dan AlexanderYes.AstroEarthlings are just so stupid. Why did you not shaveit?Dan AlexanderIm afraid to use a razor. The noise scares me. I tried using scissors once, but then I cut my testicle.AstroWhat happened?Dan AlexanderIt came off. Now I have one.AstroNice.Chris Hansen shakes his head.Chris HansenAnyways... you guys can leave.Astro and Dan quickly look at eachother all happy. Theyrun out of the room, but as soon as they leave the housea bunch of cops tackle them to the floor and handcuffthem.Dan AlexanderOMG!!!Alison Williams came onto the doorstep.Alison WilliamsWhy the fuck would I ever fuck you?... or you?She looked at both of them.Alison WilliamsYou two are the "duttiest"... "mandems"... like.. ever. EWFUCKING EWJames Shark came into the scene giving Alison props.James SharkDUN FUCKIN KNO HOMEGYAL DEM. Investigation is dunknoand I have just exposed Dan Alexander for being weird, beinga stalker, and being a desperate lil bitch... my bitch. In onewhole week.James Shark cocked a smile at Dan as he was having a temper tantrum. Screaming and kicking.Dan AlexanderNOW I WILL NEVER GET TO UPDATE MY FACEBOOK STATUS!!AstroNo need, I already did it for you with my super out of this world powers. |
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