Subject: Cataclysm RP #35 Sat Jun 11, 2011 3:14 pm
************************************* Note: This may not be representative of the Real James Shark. But I personally think it is. *************************************
Confessions of a Black Teenage Drama Queen named James Shark.
Chapter 1 Why I became a Drama Queen Wel I one day me and mi hoimies be outside playin some bball when one of em said DUNKNOOO! I was like wafuck is dunknoo?! He said it was pretty hard to explain but he thought about it when he looked at me. I say what? And he be like yeh youre dunknoo. First I was like aww shitz yeah. Im da tight one of our group. I be the one wid swaggggggg and eerrrthang. I started sruttin down the bballcourt den all my homies be laughin. I say why u laughin? They b like cause dis here homie is gay for you. I was like wadafuck hellll naw. U mus b jokes. They b like yeah. Den dey make da guy tell da truth. He came up wid his sorry ass nigga self and wid puppy eyes says "I luv u homie". I was like GTFO. GET YOUR BLACK ASS THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! YOU TAKE DAT BACK RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!! I was so mad brah. I was so mad I went back home and tell my momma bout it. After I tell da story she smack me upside da head. I started crying and wen up to my room. I musta cried for hours!! But den I found a notebook. I decide to record all da emotional shit in ma life. Ya datz how dis book be started fools.
Chapter 2 My First Time Well one time me and my homies walkin to school. Den one of em say DAYUM. We all look to dis fine ass chick walking to school on the other side of da streetz. MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNNNNNE was she FINE! Den one of my homies had to ruin it wid jokes. He say somethin like mmmaaaaayyynnee Sharkie you finer. I b like WADDAFUCK! I cuss him out and say fuck you nigga. He started crying. We all be like waddafuck but he b all crying out in public and shit and crampin our swag. We be like fuck him and start walking while he be cryin like a baby on the floor. But den he call out "I LOV U SHARKS!" I turn around and b LIKE FUCK YOU! Den for some fucked up reason he jump up and start chasing me thru da hole town embarrasing me. Finally my black ass got tired and tripped in an alley somewhere. He got a hold of me and humped me for a good ten minutes. Ya Datz ma first time foolz.
Chapter 3 One time in the basement. So me and my homies b playing everywhere. We used to play outside all da time. But sometimes we broke into other ppls cribs cause its fun and datz how gangstaz rolls up in dis bitch sometimes. We come from da streetz so we live on da streetz. Sometimes we be robbin a place and shit but one time we broke into dis rikkety shit place. Looked like it was abandoned or sumethin. So we brokez into it anywayz just for jokes and fun. Man it so much fuckin webs and shit and spidas everywhere maaaaaaaaaaaaynnnnee. I be scared of spiders. but what scares me most is ghost and shitzz cause dems real. One time I see ghost in my uncles house and i piss myself. But then it touched me in the privates and i felt it so it wasnt a ghost. ANYWAYS we be all scoping out dis creepy shit place for weeks when we go man up and bust in it. inside dere was stairs to a basementz. I was like aww helllz no dis creepy as fuck. But dey made me come down cause dey all laughin cause I was a pussy. So dey push me down dere. But den dos fucks be running like hell and leave me down dere. I start pissing my pants and shit. So I try jumpin outta a small window but I b such a fuckin fatass. I b mad at myself for eatin cheesecake all day errday. But den I hear a noise I was like who da fuck iz dat? Den some old boxes in da closet start movin den I see some old ass man comin outta da closet. I pissed myself.
Den about 5 hours later I meet up wid my friends. Ya datz ma first time in da basementz.
Subject: Cataclysm RP #35 
Sat Jun 11, 2011 3:14 pm
