Subject: Cataclysm RP #39 Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:05 pm
************************************* Note: This may not be representative of the Real James Shark. But I personally think it is. *************************************
Chapter 7 My Mother I alwayz luv my momma. She always b cookin for me. And huggin me. And bein da only woman brave enuff to kiss me. When it was my burffday she make me a cake and give me a present. When I woke up for school she cooked me breakfast so I eat well. And she also discipline me good. She always be spankin me when I be an Idiot. I luv my momma. But den she became a hoe. One dey I walk home from school wid ma homies. When dey see my house I b like I gotta go home. Den day say yo. Yo momma is fine. I b like what da fuck? Dey all agree and shit. Dey all be like yo momma has a sweet ass and dey all wanna ride her and shit. I say fuck U and start crying. I go inside and calm down. I watch some cartoonz and shit but den I notice my momma didnt even say hi and errrthang to me. So I go look for her. She aint in da living room. She aint in da kicthen so I check her room. First I don hear nothin then I put my ear close to da door. I hear all dis moanin shit so I think she be in pain or something so I open da door and bust in. I see movement under da covers so I was all like YEAH DADD IS FINALLY HOME. See my dad was never home. He be always gone doing some work shit and once a year he come and do my momma a favor or something. I dont fuckin know. But anyways I was like Yah dad is fuckin home. But den Dey headz pop out. It was my momma but it was not my pops. it was my math teacher Mr. Hanna. I was lIKE WHAT DA FUCK! Ya Datz my momma da hoe.
Chapter 8 Crazy Girl One Time I b just hangin out in da town scopin out fine talent if ya know what I mean. Den one time I spot this hot fuckin ass. And guess what? She b all into me and shit. She be all ready to blow me riiii den on da streetz. I be like no baby I b a little embarrassed so she say why don we go to a room. Den I take her to my house and she was like not dat room a Hotel room. but den I say I was broke so we just do it on da front porch. I was all kissin her and shit and takin all her clothes off. Den I was about to take her panties off when she said stop. I was like cmon baby girl I good at dat. And shes like im shy. I b like don be shy I be gentle. So she said Okay den I take off her panties and guess what I saw?! A DICK! I WAS LIKE TAKE DAT BACK RRIIIIII NOW! RIIIIIIIIIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!! And she said I cant take dat back I b borned wid it. So I was like fuck it and we sucked each others dickz. Ya dat was da crazy girl.
Chapter 9 Aliens One time I b high as fuck. It was like one of my first times wid my homies. we were out in da woods or some shit smokin jointz. We were high as fuck and lookin at da starz. Den some sort of paper plate came flying outta da sky. One of my homies say dat aint no paper plate dat dere is a flying saucer. We all like what da fuck. Den a light take us inside. Den all dees skinny ass white dudes wid bigg ass heads come. we all scared as fuck and crap ourselves. Den dey all take our clothes off gently and look at us. Dey all be starin I b like hey I forgot to put on lotion. And dey b like talkin to each other. Then they take us into a lab and start pokin everywhere even up our black asses. Den dey poke around our dicks too. Den dey force us to have homo sex wid each other cause they want to find out how we make babies. After an hour dey got bored and dropped us off at a 7 Eleven. We got some big gulp sodas. Ya datz dem Aliens.
Subject: Cataclysm RP #39 
Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:05 pm
