When a whore opens her mouth...Bitches get stitches

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“The Chosen took away something dear to me…the sole source of child support I have on this Earth…the man I loved so much that I let him fuck every single female ‘wrestler’ that I decide to bring to any wrestling company I happen to be a part of.”

ALISON…I’M SO SORRY…

I’m so sorry that I took away the man that plowed through your girlfriends each and every time you brought them around. I’m sorry I took away the man that was 20 and thought he was a God. I’m sorry that I took away the man that clearly loved you oh so much…despite the fact that he was willing to endure your wrath and come and join The Chosen…

Hey Alison, you sensing a pattern yet? No? Here, let me point it out for you…

He didn’t fucking love you…he was using you! In case you didn’t notice, it’s not particularly hard to get you in the saddle…

Which brings me to the seemingly awesome vagina jokes you made about Jess. You see…Jess’ vagina might be wrecked for a few weeks…maybe even a month…but guess what Alison, eventually, that shit is gonna go back to normal. Sooner or later, that shit is going to return to normal…whereas your vagina is permanently wrecked. I don’t know from personal experience of course…considering I’ve never felt the need to get crabs or send my career on a fucking downward spiral…but we’ve all heard the rumors. We’ve all seen the results of what happens after you fuck someone on the roster:

-You fucked Jason Hawk…which sent him on a 6th month losing streak…
-You fucked Aaron O’Shea…you seen him around recently?
-More recently, you fucked Brandon Macdonald…and caused him to lose to Ruben Ricardo Leon AND ALMOST FUCKING DIE IN THE WRONG!

Conclusion: ONE YOU FUCK ALISON WILLIAMS…YOU FUCK YOUR CAREER!

Hey Alison…when’s the last time you ACTUALLY had competition? When’s the last time that you ACTUALLY stepped into the ring and ACTUALLY fought someone. I mean really had a match…and like, a real match…not that fucking abortion or a “match” you had at War Games II with Megan O’Day.

Oh yeah, that’s right…it’s been almost AN ENTIRE FUCKING YEAR! There is no way in HELL that you are going to last more than 5 seconds in this match. I mean, the last time you stepped into the ring for a REAL match Aaron O’Shea was World Champion and Cotton the Clown was the No Limit Champion. But, let’s talk about my loss to Nick for a moment Alison, since you felt the need to bring it up…

Did you even see that match Alison? Did you see the fucking hell that I brought down upon Nick’s head? Did you see the fucking violence that I unleashed on him inside that Isolation Dome? No? You didn’t? Oh that’s right…you were prolly too busy trading BJ’s for those “shoes that are worth more than you ever will make!”

OE NOEZ! ALIZN WILIAMZ MADEA FUN OF MAH HUR!!!

Hey Alison…in case you haven’t quite noticed, I don’t particularly give a shit about the words coming out of your mouth. I don’t particularly care if you like my hair or the way I look or the things that I do in the ring. I don’t give a shit about you, I don’t give a shit about the fans and I certainly don’t give a shit about the fact that Brenton Cyrus crawled to me on his hands and knees and begged me to let him join The Chosen. Oh, what’s that? You didn’t even know that he begged me to let him join The Chosen? Brenton was fucking disgraceful…which is funny…like husband like wife I suppose…

Alison, quick question, you mentioned that you held your title for longer than 21 days. That’s cool and everything…CONSIDERING THAT THERE WAS NO ONE ELSE EVEN IN YOUR DIVISON! ANYONE CAN HOLD A TITLE IF THERE IS NO ONE TO FUCKING CHALLENGE FOR IT YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH! Seriously Alison, I wouldn’t be fucking bragging about your “title reigns.” You bragging about how long you held the NLWF Woman’s Title is like some retarded kid bragging about being the smartest kid WITH DOWNS SYNDROME!

Alison, I don’t “think” that I can beat you…I KNOW that I can beat you. This isn’t a question…this isn’t some sort of existential statement…this is a fucking fact. Kind of like how your brain has CLEARLY been damaged by years and years’ worth of seamen being shot into your mouth and going straight to your brain you dumbfuck!

The Chosen are going to dismantle you Alison…pure and simple
We are going to force you to go back to whatever whore house you crawled out of
The Chosen are going to make sure that you end up in your favorite position…lying flat on your back staring up at the lights as someone pins you.

So it was written
So it shall come to pass
Quoth The Lord
LIVE IN SIN!!!!