Wrestler Stats IWF Record: 27-12-1 Alignment: In Between
Subject: What's an insect? Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:22 pm
[21:17:29] @Chuck Matthews : Oh good. So glad I didn't have a daughter with her (Alison)
[21:17:34] @Corey Casey : your marksmanship just went from 0 to 100 [21:17:38] @Chuck Matthews : My daughter's tits would have been HUGE [21:17:38] Alison Williams : [21:18:06] @Chuck Matthews : And I would have had to pull out my crazy southern father shotgun because guys would be all over her [21:18:19] @Chuck Matthews : HA! YOU FUCKERS THOUGHT I WAS GONNA MAKE AN INCEST JOKE, DIDN'T YOU? [21:19:06] Alison Williams : whats a insect? [21:19:29] @Chuck Matthews : .....an Insect is a bug. [21:19:51] @Chuck Matthews : An Incest is something totally different.
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Posts : 1020 Join date : 2011-03-01 Age : 33 Location : Chicago, Illinois
Subject: Re: What's an insect? Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:32 pm
English teacher mode is kicking in.
Here, we have an example of the following:
1. Failure to capitalize the first letter of a sentence (What's). 2. Failure to use an apostrophe in a contraction (What is = What's). 3. Misspelling of the word "incest." 4. Improper selection of the article (a insect = an insect). 5. The fact that she actually asked what an insect was.
Also, I was talking about RAWRLURB, not Alison.
It's still funny, though.
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BMac
Posts : 786 Join date : 2011-03-01 Age : 31 Location : Ottawa, Canada
Wrestler Stats IWF Record: 24-7-2 Alignment: Face
Subject: Re: What's an insect? Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:33 pm
Yet another fine example of the amazing American education system.
Subject: What's an insect? 
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