Corey should have never been in Salvation

Subject: Corey should have never been in Salvation Thu Jun 23, 2011 2:54 pm

[13:55:36 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : the hs chick is talking to me again
[13:55:39 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : it's time!
[13:56:00 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey :
[13:56:22 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : cheers

[13:56:39 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : LOL
[13:56:44 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : This will be funny
[13:57:01 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : i'm trying to encourage her to send me pics of her diamond undies
[13:57:28 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : Me: if it's any consolation it would be based on purely scientific inquiry and not on any sort of fetish or desire to see your underwear specifically
[13:57:38 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : YES!
[13:57:40 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : LMAO
[13:57:58 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : Her: how is that in any way scientific Me: 1:57pm it's based on curiosity! Her: here ill show you
[13:58:17 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : Trollololol
[13:58:17 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : LMAO
[13:58:20 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey :
[13:58:21 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : Flawed logic working FTW!
[13:58:25 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : FTW
[13:58:32 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : RETARDED GIRLS FTW!
[13:58:41 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : Yeah, no kidding
[13:58:51 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : this girl is fucking D-U-M-B
[13:59:17 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : i wonder what else i can get out of this
[13:59:22 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : LMAO
[13:59:25 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : Probably a lot
[13:59:31 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : CC: KAN U SENDZ ME PR0NZ?!?!?!
[13:59:51 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : EYE KAN PUT TEM WIF CHUKS SEKRET COLLEKSHUN!
[14:00:13 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : ND MKE AH ZOOPR SEKRET COLLEKSHUN!
[14:00:22 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey :
[14:00:31 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : GOGL U KAN NO HAZ PR0NZ!
[14:00:35 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : cheers

[14:01:14 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : WII NO SHAIR!
[14:01:22 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : LMAO
[14:01:37 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey :
[14:01:53 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : i'm watching Treehouse of Horror online
[14:01:54 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey :
[14:03:04 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : damn
[14:03:10 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : LOL
[14:03:11 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : she backed out of sending me pics
[14:03:27 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : She's catching on to you
[14:03:33 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : HAISKOOL CHIK...Y U NOE SND MII PIKS!?!

[14:08:52 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : dear god in heaven
[14:08:58 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : Her: i have a shoot offer and a girl is trying out a new style of photography and its called raw
[14:08:58 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : Its better than asking her if she models naked though
[14:09:04 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : LMAO
[14:09:26 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : Thats hardly a new style
[14:09:27 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : this is true
[14:09:53 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : Her: pretty much me on the beach in nothing but my thong lol
[14:10:02 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : LMAO
[14:10:13 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : THAT IS NOT A NEW STYLE!
[14:10:29 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : THATZ KALD PR0NZ!
[14:10:43 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : Yeah, no kidding
[14:10:45 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : o.O
[14:10:52 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : Well, you said she just turned 18
[14:10:56 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : So at least she's legal
[14:11:05 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : Her: girls at school already call me a slut i dnt need any more of that
[14:11:15 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : Me: dude they just be hatin'
[14:11:21 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : LMAO
[14:11:25 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : DAMN YOU SHARKY! YOU'VE EFFECTED MY EVERYDAY LANGUAGE!

[14:17:49 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : LMAO
[14:17:51 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : u will love this
[14:18:08 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : Her:
[14:18:11 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : im sorry im trying to be nicer with my words lol
[14:18:22 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : Me: haha yes you might hurt my fragile feelings
[14:18:33 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : Her: im sowwy cowey can we be fwiends again lol
[14:18:41 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : LMAO
[14:18:44 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : Me: KAN EYE SI DIMND UNDIES?!
[14:18:51 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : LMAO!
[14:18:55 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : Her: WHAT EL FUCK?
[14:18:58 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey :
[14:19:16 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : LMAO, you actually said that>?
[14:19:22 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : swear to god
[14:19:33 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : SAY SWEAR TO GOD
[14:19:35 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : LOL
[14:19:37 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : That's amazing
[14:19:37 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : i promise u i actually said that
[14:19:46 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : EYE SWER TA GAHD!
[14:19:55 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : She was probably so confused
[14:20:24 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : i possibly sabotaged this entire thing with this girl
[14:20:30 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET A GODDAMNED MEDAL?!
[14:20:33 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : OR A "LMFAO"
[14:20:58 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : You got a LMAO with an exclamation point
[14:21:00 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : ouch dude
[14:21:01 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : That's pretty good
[14:21:07 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : that's one step below!
[14:21:24 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : It takes a lot for me to say LMFAO
[14:21:35 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : I have to actually burst out laughing and not be able to stop
[14:21:51 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : I think it happened once this entire year Razz

[14:21:54 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : I JUST ASKED A GIRL WHO IS BARELY 18 TO SEND ME PICS OF HER DIMAOND ENCRUSETD UNDIES USING SHADOW DEMON'S LANGUAGE!
[14:22:10 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : And you got a LMAO!
[14:22:10 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : *diamond...encrusted
[14:23:00 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : That's funny though
[14:23:07 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : Her mind must have exploded
[14:23:34 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : i couldn't agree more
[14:23:40 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : she probably was like "WTF?!"
[14:23:51 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : CHLOE
[14:24:14 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : Y U NOE ACEPT APLIKASHUN FO DIMND UNDIZ PICTS?!?!?!

[14:40:42 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : so we're talking (the chick and i) about how she doesn't drink and she's like "yeah i have less than a yr left living at home"
[14:40:43 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : ?
[14:40:47 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : Her: its sucks but i just have to push through
[14:40:51 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : Okay
[14:40:57 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : LMAO
[14:41:02 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : i'm resisting the urge to say "You're going to make some guy VERY happy with that attitude some day"
[14:41:29 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : Yeah, I think it would take all my strength to resist that
[14:41:39 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : must...not...make... rude...comment...
[14:41:48 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : must...resist...making...anal...joke...
[14:42:02 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : I bet you do it LMAO
[14:42:11 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : You're Corey Casey!
[14:42:17 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : YOU CANT RESIST RUDE COMMENTS!
[14:42:30 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE SO PERFECTLY SET UP
[14:43:16 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : damn
[14:43:18 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : i caved in
[14:43:25 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : Me: i'm trying SSSSOOOO fucking hard not to make a joke right now
[14:43:37 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : her: just make it
[14:43:43 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : OMFGHOLYSHITBBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[14:43:44 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : LMAO
[14:43:51 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : SHES ASKING FOR IT
[14:43:56 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : Me: You: its sucks but i just have to push through I bet you're going to make some guy you meet in college VERY happy with that kind of attitude
[14:44:01 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : OMFGHOLYSHITBBQ~!
[14:44:12 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : Her: haha already done that lol i hated it but he said i was a goddess guess i wasnt bad lol
[14:44:18 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : DUDEDUDEDUDEDUDEDUDDE
[14:44:22 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : LMFAO!!
[14:44:57 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : That one deserved a LMFAO
[14:44:57 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : OMFGHOLYSHITTITTYFUCKINCHRISTBBQ!
[14:45:13 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : dude, i am so running with this topic
[14:45:19 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : DO IT
[14:45:42 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : the only thing is, i'm going to have to try and NOT blatantly hit on her and be like "so, you should come over later...my gf won't let me do that so uh..."
[14:45:55 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : LMAO
[14:46:06 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : everything else is fair game!
[14:46:16 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : Me:woah...talk about a joke backfire! so you didn't mind it? hER: nope Me: would u do it again? Her: haha yeah
[14:46:20 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : GODDAMNIT
[14:46:41 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : WOW
[14:46:59 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : FUCKIN A
[14:47:02 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : THERE IS A GOD
[14:47:05 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : AND HE FUCKING HATES ME
[14:47:26 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : No kidding
[14:47:32 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : this is brutal
[14:47:51 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : i have an empty house, booze, a girl who WOULD WILLING TAKE IT IN THE ASS AND IS BRUTALLY HITTING ON ME
[14:47:59 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : AND I HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
[14:48:03 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[14:48:06 23/06/11] * Corey Casey blows his brains out
[14:48:14 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : That is the worst thing ever
[14:48:26 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : oh and she's a model
[14:48:30 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : and is barely 18
[14:48:31 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : NOT EVEN ALISON TAKES IT IN THE ASS!
[14:48:40 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey :
[14:48:50 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : you need to chatbox HoF this shit when we're done here
[14:48:59 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : because this is undeniable proof that God hates me
[14:49:13 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : i bet god hates me BECAUSE I WAS A MEMBER OF FUCKING SALVATION!
[14:49:22 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : LMAO
[14:49:23 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : that's why this is happening to me...and chuck is working at McDonalds
[14:49:31 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : Well, I'm his son
[14:49:34 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : So I'll ask
[14:49:51 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : thanks man
[14:50:00 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : if you could tell him to ease up a bit on me i'd appreciate it
[14:50:13 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : He doesn't HATE you
[14:50:24 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : ...lies
[14:50:24 23/06/11] @ Brandon Macdonald : He just really really really really really really really really really really really really dislikes you
[14:50:27 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : LOL
[14:50:49 23/06/11] @ Corey Casey : this is brutal

Subject: Re: Corey should have never been in Salvation Fri Jun 24, 2011 4:43 pm

Fuck that, that is totally medal worthy.

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Dude don't you know any better? It's preverted justice.

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