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 |  Subject: An OMG Momment With Your Paper Champion  Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:26 pm | |
| WARNING"Paper Champion" Daniel Alex may sound like Dan Alexander and may look likeDan Alexander but please note "Paper Champion" Dan Alex is not the IWF ChampionDan Alexander. If anything, people believe "Paper Champion" Dan Alex is a coolerversion of Dan Alexander, some even believe he is Dans cooler older twin brother. Once upon a time there was a paper champion named Daniel Alex. Daniel was a typical richwhite boy with a small dick. He once looked like an old man, but got surgury and now looks likea young man. Daniel Alex is a pervert and a virgin. He is obsessed with his co worker AlisonWilliams and is known for wanting to quit the company various amounts of times because ofJAMES MOTHAFUCKIN SHARK only to come back and say nevermind. Today Dan Alexander is experiencing something he has never experienced before. We joinour paper champion on a date. Daniel is excited. --- the scene opnes as Daniel Alex is standing on the doortstep to a house. He is dressed nicely.His hair is fixed with his mothers saliva, and his tie and suit is looking really nice, hismother helped him look nice for the big special day. Behind him his mother is in the backseat of Daniel minivan, as she wanted to see what Daniels Date looks like. She isdesperate for Daniel to have a grand child. The door opens, and a man comes out. This man is a gay pornstar in the community.Daniel smiles, and nods his head. DANIEL ALEXHello is Jordyn here?, she is my date and I am super excited. It is my first time. The man looked at him confused. DANIEL ALEXOOC: Is there a problem..? The man nodded his head. GAY MANI am Jordyn, and I am a man. I have a big dick ready for your tight anus, and I wouldlike to fuck you hard tonight. Daniels eyes grew wide DANIEL ALEXOMG! Daniel did not look unhappy or frightened he looked excited. DANIEL ALEXI DID 400 SQUATS TODAY!, I've been working out for Shark this Sunday, and I'vegotten so addicted to working out, OMG!, I knew this would be a good day, mytight stinky anus is ready for your big date!, but go easy on me, I am a virgin GAY MANI will go slow, and I will do it soft. DANIEL ALEXOMG!, when your doing this, can you insult me in an Alison Williams voice? GAY MANI can do it wearing a wig and my grandmothers bra, pretending to be AlisonWilliams, you can just pretend she is wearing a big strap on. DANIEL ALEXOMG!!, OOC: I keep my grandmothers bra too, I like to sniff it when Imbored, but now it smells really bad because I've licked it alot, and I dontbrush my teeth. GAY MANOh you dirty boy DANIEL ALEXFollow me to my moms car so we can go on our date you big sexyhunky tony man. The paper champion led the gay pornstar to his car. His motherbegan to cry in the backseat as they got in. DANIEL ALEXMother of mine, what seems to be the problem? DANIELS SLUTTY MOTHEROMG DAN!, how am I ever going to have grandchildren, WHY must you keep hooking up with men!, OMG DANIEL ALEXOMG MOM!!!!, NOT INFRONT OF MY DATE OMG! DANIELS SLUTTY MOTHERDAN OMG, I SPENT ALL LAST YEAR HAVING SEX WITH YOU JUST SO YOU CAN LIKE VAGINAS! As his mother said that, the gay pornstar quickly took out hisdick and began to jack off in the passenger seat. Daniel andDaniels mom saw this and quickly reacted. DANIEL AND HIS MOTHER OMG!!!!! |
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