You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: Asl?
You: what is this asl you speak of!?
Stranger: A sex location!
You: oh sometimes i have sex in parent bedroom
You: but why do you want to know where i have sex?
Stranger: Nigga please
You: but for your personal information i only do this because parent bed is big
You: and mine is small
You: and i am not black you idiot guy
You: please refrain from call me this
Stranger: So your one of those fatasses that needs tons of room to jack it?
You: OMG MEN YOU ARE SO STUPID GUY
You: for your personal infromation the women i bring to bedroom are large and incharge
You: i am quite the attraction
Stranger: K. I'm the dumbass but you just called me a "men"
You: oh are you lady?
You: sorry, you sound like a men
Stranger: You mean man?
Stranger: Tard
You: ....no , i mean men
You: hey don't call me a tard, you stupid elephant fish
Stranger: Dude are you like 6 years old or what?
You: no but your father is six year old
You:
he tell me last night when he was having dinner with the police officer
that was in my house who was in the process of arresting your mother in
law for touching me inappropriately
Stranger: Fag
You: ya i know you are but what am i
Stranger: A fag. That's what you are
You:
hey you are just angry because you log onto omegle text chat today in
hopes to talk to lady and have sexual conversations about your small
penis that you have in your panties, but instead you come to find a men
You: do not take your anger out on me friend
You: i am here just minding my own buisness
You: not doing any harm to the community
Stranger: K fuck you
You: ya i bet you would like to do this
You: you want me to bend over friend?
You: i will do this right now
You: ok you cannot see me but i am bending over
You: not for you to fuck me in the ass but for me to fart on your nostril
You: enjoy the smell, i had fish soup today
Stranger: Fish soup? Who the fuck eats that?
You: real men eat fish soup
You: i bet you eat stuff like bowl of shit
You: with a side of tuna and meatball
Stranger: No, I eat normal stuff, unlike grown men that sit in their moms basements and jackoff while your parents are working
You: no i am not a pussy fraidy cat
You: i have no problem do in basement while they are at home
You: stupid idiot guy
You: so joke is on you
Stranger: Oh yeah, you do it on your parents bed
You: yes
You: i tell you men
You: i do this
Stranger: Do you have downs or what?
You: what is downs men?
Stranger: Down syndrome. That's sad mommy hasn't even told you about your diagnosis yet.
You: hey , you know what i find to be amazing?
You: that you are over there in your little fancy rhinoceroses costume, when you should be here, scratching my asshoe
Stranger: K
You: ya
You: tough guy ah?
You: not so tough now ah?
Stranger: Yeah dude you scared the shit out of me
You:
ya sleep with your eyes open mr.tough omegle guy, you never know when a
men will just be standing over your bed with a lightsaber ready to
attack
Stranger: A star wars nerd at that.
You: ya sometimes
Stranger: I bet you get all the ladies.
You: YES MEN YES
You: all the ladies i get, and i get all the ladies, but if i do not get all the ladies, will the ladies get?
Stranger: Autistic,
You: oh nice fancy word there mr.omegle asshole, did you make this word up yourself, or did you find in dictionary?
Stranger: No dude I'm trying to figure out type of retardation your suffering from
Stranger: *what
You:
hey remember when you were on video chat rubbing your little hairy penis
against the side of your leg for the past two hour but you did not find
any luck with any girls willing to give you sexy online time, so you
come to text chat and make fun of a men who is clearly a big ladies men
because you are a jealous stupid idiot asshole who goes by the name of
Steel Angel on the Insurgency Wrestling Federation E Federation ?
Stranger: Someone watches too much scifi
You: ya men, how is your tranny girlfriend Kurumi?
Stranger: So which hand do you most prefer?
Stranger: Right or left?
You: I use right hand to be brutally honest
Stranger: So, you must be one of those anime fags?
You: OMG MEN you are stupid fucking idiot guy
You: you are the one who like anime
You: you post anime pictures all the time in Chatbox
Stranger: K
Stranger: Your grammar is impeccable
You: ya and your grammer smell like the last shit i take
You: let me infrom you it was a stinky one
You: so what i mean to say, is it is very bad
Stranger: What fucking country are you from? You spell like an African refugee that's just now learning to speak english
You: hey I bet if there was a cat on the street, you will pick up and bring home to mommy and ask if you can keep
You: "mommy, can i keep cat? it is so cute like my anus"
Stranger: You can't even fucking spell grammar?
Stranger: Seriously dude, are you a high school dropout or what?
You:
sorry but my mother tel me not to answer strangers questions, and OH HEY
LOOK, what do I see her? your name is in red text and it say Stranger.
My mother must've known this day would come, when I go to online chat
and see Stranger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.