Cows don't lay eggs

[06:10:08] Figeffect : I have failed you tim.
[06:10:35] Figeffect : We didn't have some fucked up convo for Rosa to walk in on
[06:12:51] Tim Patrick : yeah....wtf is wrong with us
[06:17:16] Diana Logan : LOL
[06:17:42] Diana Logan : Rosa's managed to not be awake at this ungodly hour of the morning for a while
[06:18:01] Diana Logan : My presence was clearly unanticipated
[06:18:09] Tim Patrick : what if mustard came out of a horse's butt. would we still use it on hotdogs?
[06:18:11] Tim Patrick : there figgy
[06:18:21] Diana Logan : lmao
[06:18:59] Tim Patrick : cheers
[06:20:08] Figeffect : Well yes, I figged a unicorn once. Appearently ginger root and unicorn shit creat bearnaise sauce. I had it with bear steak #Delicius
[06:21:58] Tim Patrick : i only would if it was brown mustard
[06:22:03] Tim Patrick : that yellow stuff is groos
[06:22:10] Tim Patrick : gross
[06:23:11] Figeffect : Yellow mustard and Mayonaise are prettymuch the same thing. Mayo just has like one or two more ingrediants
[06:23:36] Tim Patrick : is there dairy product in yellow mustard?
[06:23:46] Figeffect : no
[06:24:05] Ashe Corvin has been disconnected on Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:24 am (session timeout)
[06:24:26] Figeffect : not in mayo either
[06:24:39] Tim Patrick : i get the feeling ashe corvin comes in this chat, reads shit that i type, then is speechless and leaves
[06:24:45] Tim Patrick : yeah in mayo
[06:24:52] Tim Patrick : right?
[06:24:59] Figeffect : Nope
[06:25:16] Tim Patrick : how come it makes me have the poopers if i eat it without lactaid pills?
[06:25:35] Figeffect : You got a fucked up brand
[06:25:58] Tim Patrick : hellmans?
[06:26:14] Tim Patrick : thats like the the jesus of mayo
[06:26:30] Figeffect : Raw egg, vinegar, dry mustard, lemon juice, various spices, and a shit ton of salad oil
[06:27:20] Figeffect : Mayo's mother is so much more awesome thought
[06:27:24] Tim Patrick : hmmm....thought it had milk in it
[06:27:36] Tim Patrick : doesn't egg count as dairy?
[06:27:57] Figeffect : ...
[06:28:09] Figeffect : Cows don't lay eggs
[06:29:34] Tim Patrick : figgy....
[06:29:46] Tim Patrick : for some fucking reason i thought egg was dairy