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| Subject: Where Does He Come Up With This Crack Of Shit? Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:32 pm | |
| James Shark (7-2-0) vs Dan Alexander(1-1-1)Catacalysm 2Where Does He Come Up With This Crack Of Shit?Roleplay 5☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼Funny stuff homie. Very funny stuff. I would like to give you a reward for your good photoshop skills.An award for your quality excuses, and an award for your stupidity when itcomes to the sport of pro wrestling.So in the mail, you should get a pile of shit and a bedtime story.You, everything you say, and your ablity in the ring is shit, and the bedtimestory is for you when I put you to sleep☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼TUESDAY CATACALYSM 2 AFTER WORKOUT RUN : OUTSIDE TRACK I was training hard. So hard. I had to have run around this track abouttwenty times now. Twenty times without stopping. If this was last weekI wouldn't be able to.After the Nick fight, I realized the great shape I was in. I really was in thebest shape of my life.I grabbed a bottle of water and instead of drinking it, I opened it andpoured it all over me. I walked up to the bleachers and sat down, takinghuge, huge deep breathes.There was a reason why I started training so hard again. I wasn't planningon training today. I had a big big press confrence tommorow.
I sat outside the bleachers. Hot summer day. Alot of people were coming up to me. It was usual shit. Same type of people. I got the same chicks who came up to me... you know, double d's, double looker of an ass. They would come up to me asking to see my 12 inch, asking for a picture, asking for some birthday sex, casual sex, angry sex, all types of sex. Most of them just asked for my number though.
I got the usual nerdy ugly douchebags who looked like Dan. You know? Creepy looking?, ugly teeth?... yea, them type. They would come up asking for an autograph just so that they could sell it for money. Assholes. They didn't even know who I was. They just come up to me cuz they see all these people around me. They figure Im famous and they want an autograph.
I got the usual brothers. You know, ma niggas. They would come up to me challenging me to a basketball match. They would want to smoke some blunts with me. Get me to hook them up with some kush.. (yee I do chop, if you want some, link up, reach up, do whatever you gotta do to get dat kushh from me, I GOT NUFF.) They would send me their mixtape and ask me what I think of it. The niggas man.. they the best fans. Sometimes they even hook me up with some chicken. I love ma niggas, and the niggas love me, cause Im BLACK.
I got the ignorant, annoying white boys who thought pro wrestling was fake. (COUGH DAN COUGH) They so annoying man. They usually come up to me and I just be like "yo get off of ma dick" give them a dirty look and they walk away. Oh but the white gyals?, white gyals like ma homegirl Alison?, fuckin amazing. I LOVE WHITE GIRLS... and white girls love me cause Im BLACK.
Because of all the different group of people that came up to me I just didn't want to go out in public. It all started when I became famous. I used to do alot of good promos, the reason for that was cause my promos weren't scripted unlike Dan Alexander.... My promos were the real shit. People loved it so much cuz of other peoples reactions. They didn't know I was a celebrity so their reactions would be pretty jokes.
However ever since I came into IWF and knocked the fuck out of Chad Mason... who fuckin sucks. I started becoming famous. When I became Full Throttle Champion, thats when people had their eyes on me. Now I cant even go into a fuckin public washroom and take a nice dump without some weirdo like Dan, asking me to sign they fuckin shoe.
The reason why I came to a place so public and open like this track to train was because of Dan Alexander. It all started when I woke up this morning....■ Start of Promo ■ ■ 11am ■ ■ Sharks Home ■The scene begins to show a montage from Grand Theft Auto IV.The song Gunshot by Akon began to fade in, and it seemed likeit was an online game that was being played. It focused on a custom character of a black male. Everytimehe would kill someone the name "JFRESH" would come up.♪♫ Anyone in the place tonight, if you dont want to be awitness than walk away ♪♫The montage begins to show JFRESH killingpedestrians with grenades and guns, also running them overwith firetrucks and cars.Tough Target 57 Woah dude, look, this JFRESH guy is just killing the pedestriansand people that are computers, he probobly thinks those countas kills or something, wow.♪♫ Cause Im a soilder that love to fight and anyone in mypath will die today♪♫The montage begins to show JFRESH crashinginto cars and killing everyone in his way by performingdrivebys.Tough Target 57 Yo JFRESH, those people dont count as kills moron.JFRESHShutup bitch nigguh♪♫ By My...AK!!! GUNSHOT! ♪♫The montage shows the custom character ontop of a roofand head shot another player with a sniper.KillOrBeKilled WOW, this guy is on the roof!!♪♫ By My...AK!!! GUNSHOT! ♪♫The montage shows the custom character begin to spraytwo other players with a machine gun, killing them.Urine Joefucking douchebagFoot Fetish CharacterWOW!!!!JFRESH Dont hate the player, hate the game doeee♪♫ By My... AK!!! GUNSHOT! ♪♫The montage again begins to show more and moreseries of killing by the custom character with gunseverytime the song says Gunshot.Mambo Da KamboYo your a little bitch JFRESH, you fucking suck!, yourusing auto aim or somethingJFRESHAint no auto aim in this game mothafuckaaaa♪♫ Have you ever spent one night on my block?! ♪♫The montage begins to show the JFRESH camping out ona specific block and killing every player that walks throughthe block.Powerbomb360 This guy is just fucking camping on one spot, someonekill him already oh my god.♪♫ Had to make good with crooked ass cops ♪♫The montage shows JFRESH allowing the cops to walk through his block as they chase another player.♪♫ Witness innocent bystanders get shot, made a livingready or not ♪♫The montage begins to show JFRESH killing playersthat are trying to sneak up on him and killing bystanders.♪♫ To stay true!, to all ma niggas. Things get hard but westill grindin up. To stay true!, to all ma niggas. ♪♫The montage begins to show JFRESH allowing blackplayers on his block and forming a gang with theother black players.LOLWUT HAHAHA WOW Did you see what Dan Alexanderdid to James Shark????The music came to an erubt end. JFRESH What??, what happened? what he do?Paul Kill AllI HEARD ABOUT THAT! HAHA! I JUST HEARDABOUT IT! JFRESH Fuckin tell me what he did to SharkICUP JFRESH your so annoying. Dan hacked intothat TMZ Website and put up a whole bunchof fake articles of James with really awful images.JFRESHLike what?MAMBO DA KAMBOAll of you shut the fuck up with this wrestlingshit. Wrestling is gay.ICUPOh YEAH that reminds me, he also made a promo witha fake Dana White and said that wrestling was fake.What a fucking dumbass.■ End Of Promo ■ ■ 12:00am ■■ Sharks Home ■So thats it.Thats the reason why I came all the way out here to train.I saw the goofy ass promos Dan made. I wasn't impressed. Hecould've been creative. He could've done something new. Hecopped off my style and did it all wrong.Crappy photos and fake tweets.I saw the one with the other black dude and me. Michael Johnson from the Ultimate Fighter. He changed the guysname and said Johnson was my boyfriend. Its funny because hes usin up all them gay jokes at me, Im one ofthe straightest mothafuckers in the locker room.Dan is just sexually confused and hes taking it out onme with bad graphic skills and pointless camera time.I looked down at the camera that was pointedtowards me.You know Dan... I wasn't surprised with what I saw.I never seen you fight, I've just heard about you.I already knew you did have a big mouth and I expected shit like this... I just didn't expectyou to be that bad at it.You didn't catch me off guard with the little cutepromo you made, and you didn't catch me offguard with my mind game tactic.Your a biter Dan.Since you like the way I do buisness maybe afterI kicked you out of Nicks ass, your now up my ass. My black ass. You up ma black ass homie.If your going to try and get in my head withpictures like I did to Nick and you. At least try to have some photoshop skills. You tooka picture of me back from who knows when,when I was rockin a mohawk, then you tooka Nick Ridicule picture, and you just squeezedthem together.Nick Ridicule looked so damn skinny, and I lookedso damn fat. Like why you gotta have damn badpicture skills dog?, could you have not just hiredsomeone to photoshop me with a red mohawk?So I was rockin a hawk. Does that mean I amNick Ridicules #1 Fan?, nah, hell nah. Did younot remember that I said your Nick Ridicule's#1 Fan?Then theres that rolling stone picture, I dontknow how bad you can get. I dont wanna thinklike this but... I auctually do might think yourusing somethin like Paint.Jesus christ nigga!!!, your WHITE, buy an expensivephoto editing software!!the hell wrong witchu postin up them bullshitpictures edited with some program that camefree with yo crappy ass computer.But wait.. first you take my mind game thaangand you dont do it right... and then you justtake whatever I say to you, and reverse iton me?.Cool. "Cool Beans" as you white people say.OH OH, HAHA, and this one, this onesmy favorite part. You make fake TMZreports of me. Howd you do that?, did you use yourbrains for once?, you hacked into theTMZ site or did you just hire someone?.Half of them didn't have pictures of me.The one that did have a picture said Iwas at a "gay bar".... yes Dan, becausein the picture, if you look in the backgroundyou can clearly see that its a bar, becausetheres chairs and tables right? WRONG.Theres fuckin booksheleves and shit dog.FAIL #423Oh then you get my real TMZ Report ofyourself, you know.. the one with youpissing yourself, and your explanationfor it, is.."Oh uh.... I was talking to a girl at a bar... she told meto have some of her drink... it like...spilled on me...thenthe next morning I wake up... and I see a news report ofme... and uh... they all think I pissed myself"Yea.... the next morning right?, the next fuckinmorning?. HOW THE FUCK is it still gonna be wetdog?, are you dumb??. If you pissed yo pantiesdont lie dog, man up or story up. If you stillwear them diapers, just admit it dog.Plus... to be honest, you the worst story maker,excuse maker... ever. Since when do you talkto a girl anyways?. Fuckin faggot. You cant even talk to a guy. Plus, that TMZ Picture ofyou was taken in the morning you reet.And the KFC bullshit thaaang?, I dont get thepoint of it... I mean everyone knows I love KFC.So.... uh... yeah anyways, I dont get the point ofany of this shit you doin.However...enough about all this bullshit.You wanna post fake tweets from twitter,you wanna steal my lines, you wannaplay my game and do it with bad photoshopskills... its all good. Keep doing it. CauseDan whatever makes you confident.If theres something anyone and everyoneknows about me, its confidence is throughthe roof. I took out and destroyed the onlyman who has ever stole my confidence. Nowconfidence is stronger than ever.If you feel more confident hackin into TMZsites and gossip sites with fake pictures...really really bad fake pictures. Then keepit up. Cause I want chu to be confident Dan.I wanna steal yo confidence, and I wannastep on it.Hopefully the Dan Alexander that shows up this Saturday, wrestles better thanthe excuses he makes. Cause if you wrestle just as bad as yo excuses, itsgonna be goodnight Alexander.Im tired of all this bullshit. Last weekwas fuckin proper. Now Im not evenexcited for this match. I've been high up on the rankings of the IWF. High up on the top 3 for avery very long time. Now I have toface you?You showed the world that youra quitter. Its going to be easy makinyou quit.After I knock you out. Your goingto pull the same bullshit that youpulled on Catacalysm. Your goingto try to quit.Whats pathetic was... you quiton quitting. Thats how much of a quitter you are. Your all like..."IWF MANAGEMENT SUCKS. IKEEP LOSING!. I HAVE ONLYBEATEN PEOPLE WITH A LOSINGSTREAK IN A BATTLE ROYAL, IMGOING TO QUIT."Then IWF Management is all like"Ok... leave, you sucked anyways"Then heres the good part, you quiton quitting and you all like"NEVERMIND!!, I will stay but IAM VERY VERY UPSET!"I dont know if I should laugh or cry.You a fuckin loser dog. Making upstories of a girl at a bar talking to you.You would be lucky if a girl at a bar even looked at you.Oh and even if you did TALK to a girlat a bar. I bet you my whole purseshe had a dick. A big hairy fat infecteddick that had your name on it.You cant play this game Dan.You cant just do what I do. It wontwork. You wont get in my head.Im training for this match, and Imtraining just as hard for you as Iwas training for Nick Ridicule causeI wanna do to you what I did to Nickbut 1000x worse.I want to emberass you.I want to see you cry.I want to see you run.I want to see you beg.I would say Im going to make you mybitch but to be honest.. your proboblyalready a niggas bitch. Just look at you.You have bitch written all over you..Speaking of bitches, if your still into thewhole "PLEASE FUCK ME ALISON,PLEASE I WILL DO ANYTHING, PLEASEFUCK ME ALISON, PLEASE!"Heres a picture of yo little bitch assfriend, "Tiky Ming".And I dont know how much Dana Whitelook-a-likes you went through to get thebest looking one, but if you want to talkabout wrestling being scripted and fake...I cant wait to be the one to show youhow fucking real it really is.When I punch you. Your going to bleed.When I kick you. Your going to feel it.When I knock you out. Your not waking up. |
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