Jacked Ma Seat Doe

So Fight Night this Saturday. Battle Grounds. Lets do it up.
I feel that Shadow Demon is going to get destroyed. I just
feel as if Im going to whoop his ass. Before that, I also
feel as if Im going to whoop this mandem behind the desk.

Airport Employee
Sir... I explained this already. You were late for your flight,
so we gave your seat awa-

James Shark
How the hell you gon give my seat away doee nigguh?, I
paid for that mothafuckin seat.

Airport Employee
Sir, thats fine. You will be moved onto the next flight as a
standby.

James Shark
NIGGA WHY AS A STANDBY, Just cause Im black I gotta
standby?

Airport Employee
On your ticket it says that you should be here early. We
gave your seat to another standby. These are our rules
that we follow.

I could not believe this shit. I come a tad bit late and
my first class seat was gone. I had a fucking flight attendant
on that flight I was suppose to fuck in the bathroom.

James Shark
This next flight that Ima get transfered onto, it first
class?

Airport Employee
Whatever is availible sir...

James Shark
Whatever is availible my natural black booty. Who you
give my mothafuckin seat to?

Airport Employee
Thats classified sir.

?????
They gave your seat to me Sharky boy.

I turned around to see.....

TBC

I could only look on as VVR did his thang.

Airport Employee
Do you know that man?

I looked at the Employee and sighed.

James Shark
that was my super soft, super gay, co worker
whom I have knocked out like... 7...8... times now?

Airport Employee
Well in that case, I am allowed to tell you that he did
not steal your seat, and that he has the crappiest seat
on the plane. Hes at the very back beside the washrooms.

James Shark
...word?

Airport Employee
Yes sir.

I laughed. VVR tried to pull a fast one on me, what a loser.
Pathetic little loser with a small wee wee, thats whats up.

James Shark
Since Im being transferred to the next flight, can yall hook
me up with one of em flight attendants with a two for one
deal or something?

Airport Employee
....uh... no sir. They dont do that kind of service...

James Shark
damn right they do nigga.

I walked away and figured I would have some fun with
my angels, then drive back here until it was time for the
next flight.