Time to Fuck Shit Up

Megan O'Day: "Are you out of your fucking mind?"


I smile. I knew exactly what she was talking about. It was after Battle Grounds, and I was just about to get in my car to head back to the hotel.


Bobby O'Day: "What?"


Megan O'Day: "You know exactly what! What are you trying to do?"


My smile grows wider.


Bobby O'Day: "I'm helping us."


Megan O'Day: "By beating people up?"


Bobby O'Day: "You're boinking the so-called smartest man in wrestling, aren't you? Shouldn't you be used to elaborate plans?"


Megan O'Day: "....Ok, first off, he's hurt, so no, we're not doing anything. Second, you've NEVER in your entire LIFE come up with anything elaborate OR intelligent...and third, did you just refer to it as 'boinking?'"


Bobby O'Day: "Butthead."


I turn to get into my car, but Megan puts her foot in the way, preventing me from closing the door.


Megan O'Day: "You're not going to butthead your way out of this one. Tell me what this is all about."


Bobby O'Day: "I already told you! I'm helping the family."


Megan continued to glare at me. It was obvious I couldn't musce my way out of this one...I could almost feel my massive biceps starting to cry. Poor biceps. I'll oil them up and flex them in front of the mirror later as an apology.


Bobby O'Day: "Cyrus and Matthews are already taken care of. All we need to do is get rid of that last problem...that butthead Hawk. Those three are the ones responsible for ruining the O'Day legacy!"


Megan O'Day: "WHAT LEGACY?"


WHat was she talking about?


Bobby O'Day: "We're a wrestling family, Meg! The greatest ever! And because of buttheads like Chuck and Brenton and Jason, they fucked you three up so bad, that you let things fall apart. I'm not letting all of us suffer because of those three. Once they've been dealt with, there will be nothing to stop us from taking our place at the top again. It's brilliant."


Megan O'Day: "It's retarded."


Bobby O'Day: "How come?"


Megan O'Day: "Because you've never done anything noteworthy in your life. You've never been anywhere near the top. How can you get 'back' there if you were never there to begin with?"


Bobby O'Day: "I'm helping us. You just need to trust me."


Megan shakes her head.


Megan O'Day: "No more attacking people, Bobby."


I shake my head.


Bobby O'Day: "I make no promises."


I shove her foot out the door and slam it shut before driving off. Her reaction didn't surprise me. Of my sisters, she and Kim had always doubted everything I did. Kim was the second oldest. She thought I was some overprotective idiot or something...it seemed that a lot of people thought hat way. Thought I was just some musclebound neanderthal...whatever that means. I got into Stanford on a football scholarship. After wrestling, that was my best sport. I was a lineman...one of the best. After college, the time came to choose between wrestling and football. I chose wrestling.


From there, it was the independent scene for a long time. I spent what seemed like forever, fighting nobodies. Winning, too. Yet, for whatever reason, I could never seem to get into the eyes of the people. I couldn't get them behind me...so my career never really took off until I went to ASWA. It was there where Chad Mason and I had some success as part of The Dynasty. We were the first to defeat the so-called "unstoppable" Chris Matthews. But of course...nobody cared.


Now is my time. Now is when I'll be able to finally show people what I'm truly capable of. Show them how deadly I can be. Show them that the greatest wrestler in the world...is Bobby O'Day.