Well, well Jay Hawk.....I see what ya did there lil fella. You think that if you put me in the ring with the IWF's resident psycho clown, he will all of the sudden snap out of his funk and whip me, the IWF Champion, who has taken out the best of the best in guys like Corey Casey. If you think Shadow scares me you are sadly mistaken lil guy. I have taken on so many of the NWLF Old Guard and handed them their ass that this shit is gettin' to be old hat. If you really want to challenge me, drop that hurt routine and lace up the boots and show Maria that you are a man and not a mouse.
Speaking of our mutual paramore, she says that I fully make up fro everything you lacked in the bedroom department, so there are no worries there mate. She has nothing but bad things to say about you man. A lil bit of advice fro you going down the road. Never piss off a Southern woman bro....They are easy on the eyes but they can be hell on the heart......
As for you Clown, if you do decide to come out of hiding and put up a fight, I welcome the challenge. Give me all you got and then some. I know that I will be the one leaving that ring with a smile ear to ear.