Shark Got Demons Tounge

SHARK GOT DEMONS TOUNGE
Battle Grounds XIV
PUSSY BITCHES WILL BE QUIET BITCHES

What does "Shark Got Your Tounge Mean?"
When a black man says 'Shark Got your tounge?" they are asking you why
you are not speaking even though they think you should.

Where does the expression come from?
The expression comes from pussy bitches like Shadow Demon who
choke and are at a loss of words when James Shark is stylin on em.


Shadow Demon. I would like to appologize for being a little douche nigga.
After YOU lost the match last week, I was under the impression that I lost.
I was under the impression that I had to start from zero. After a few days
to think about things, I can say that my last time on camera was very immature.

I said alot of motherfuckin things that Im proud of, but you probably hurt
your feelings and made you cry like a pussy bitch. So for that I appolgoize.
Im sorry for hurting your feelings and Im sorry for fucking you over by
asking for this match.

How do I feel right now?, I feel undefeated. I have only been pinned
once in my IWF Career. I am the first IWF Superstar to win two IWF
titles. I talk the most shit. I get the most knockouts, and if Im not mistaken,
I have the most wins in IWF.

11 men have tried to steal my confidence. 11 niggas came up short.

The only time I was pinned was when I was injured. The other time I lost
I was kicked out of the match, and the last time "I lost" was because my
tag team partner wasn't fit for a Main Event. The IWF learned they're
lesson. They were going to put your ass back in the undercards but I
brought you back to the Main Event, not to give you another chance but
to beat your ass. Knock you out. Get an easy win. Move on to the next one.

I want you to know something though... , last night I watched a video
of your ass. A DVD. I knew I would retire your ass tonight, just like I
retired Chuck, Ridicule, and Demetrius Randall. It was a pretty
shit DVD... just sayin.

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Tommorow night it would be time for me to showcase my knockout
power against a clown. I already studied Shadow Demons losses in
the IWF. I know how to beat this guy, but what I wanted to do, was
study his wins, I wanted to see what he would try to do to me. I
went over to a video store.

I know a little tape studying was a little too late, but at this point I
had nothing else to do. I already trained my ass for this fight, and I
already hyped it up. So right now, watching his three little fairytale
wins in the IWF wasn't a bad idea to get me even more amped up for
tommorows main event.

Plus I needed to get amped up. Tommorow was UFC 133. I wanted to
support my nigga Evans beat that washed up mexicans ass Ortiz. So
really, I just wanted to finish off Shadow Demon, as quickly as possible,
and as violent as possible, so that I could just go over to some bar,
get drunk, and watch some fights.

In the video store, I immidietly found what I was looking for. Shadow
Demon had his own DVD, it was in a $5 dollar box. In my opinion it
should've been in like a Free Box, and if they didn't exist then they
should've dedicated a whole free box just to Shadow Demons crappy
IWF DVD that only had 4 matches in it. Our match from last week
wasn't even on this thing.

I picked it up, walked to the counter, behind it, a cute teenage girl,
too young for me though, this girl was probably still in highschool.
I passed her DVD along with a bag pepperoni sticks.

"Seriously???.... really??"

She was looking at the DVD. I nodded my head and shrugged.

"Are you facing him tommorow night or something?"

Again I nodded my head, she smiled

"Well I hope you win, hes really strange"

"You already know"

Her machine made a noise and I looked over at the total I had to pay.
$7.83, I buried my hands into my pocket and paid for the damn things.
She brought the items over to another counter, and began to attend
the people behind me.

As I got to the next counter, I noticed the bitch just had the items
stacked up together with the reciept ontop with no bags. I decided
to holla at her real quick.

"Yo yall got any bags up in this bitch?"

Everyone looked at me. When the customers noticed that it was me
yelling out the "b" word, they shrugged and turned their heads. Everyone
knew me here in the city. The girl came back to my counter and looked at
me biting her lips.

"Yea..... we got bags but they're like....5 cents each."

I just stared at her. I was a professional wrestler. I was on magazines. I
already had like three movies out. I was also a part time UFC Fighter. This
bitch thinks Im going to make a big deal for 5 cents?

"Dog.... its all good."

"Oh... ok, so... do you want a bag...?"

"No... I was just asking because I was curious if yall had bags"

"Oh..., yea we do, they're 5 cents each"

She turned around and went back to the other customers. I slapped my forehead
with disbelieve, this chick was just like Lillian Shark. This girl had serious brain
damage or something.

"Yo shawty get yo ass back here on the real doe"

The customers were getting annoyed because it seemed like I was stalling and
causing the lineup to get longer. She came back towards me and she too looked
abit annoyed herself.

"Yes?"

"You didnt hook me up with them bags"

"Oh.. .you said you were just asking"

"Negro please, its called sarcasim styll"

"Ok so do you want one?"

"....just give me a fucking bag, I aint playin witchu for real"

She turned around opened up a drawer and got out a plastic bag and
handed it to me. It was the smallest and tightest bag ever. Shit was like
a virgins pussy. Maybe like her pussy....

"This aint gon fit up in there...."

"Yea well I dont make the bags..."

"I know you dont make them fuckin bags"

"Yea.... then you should understand that its not my fualt"

"I didnt say it was yo mothafuckin fualt."

"But your implying it"

".....no I aint"

"Ok so do you want another bag or a bigger one?"

"why the fuck would I want another small one?"

"Maybe you would put each thing in each bag"

"Then I would have to pay 10 cents"

"Your famous"

"Get off my dick, and give me a bigger bag"

"Ok but then it will be 10 cents"

"Just give me it"

"Ok so a bigger bag or an extra small one?"

"Your an ugly bitch you know that right?"

"Ok...."

"Ye and yo pussy probably smells like some next shit"

"Do you want a bag or not?"

"Yes I do, then I want you to take that bag and cover yo face up
with it, cause you ugly as hell"

"I cant do that, but what I can do is point your way to the exit"

"Man get the fuck out of here I know where the exit is...."

JAMES SHARK SPOTTED LEAVING VIDEO STORE WITH
SHADOW DEMON DVD
Posted by: TerribleWilliamson
Location: IWF Forums

Hey guys I dont know if this has been posted before but TMZ
has video of James Shark leaving a video store after an agrument
with an employee, in his hands is a copy of Shadow Demons IWF
DVD "The Return Of ESS DEE" that feautures his four matches
in IWF, not including his last one where he chocked like a little
ass fart. Disscuss.

Posted by: TommyGunKid
James Shark by Submission. I have him winning this fight by
him brutally making Shadow tap out to strikes.

Posted by: CaliforniaGirl
LOL is that a 5 dollar sticker on the DVD?????

Posted by: Shark Bait Kid
Yes it is. I got it yesterday, its a crappy DVD and actually worth
less then 5 dollars, your better off spending your 5 dollars at
the Little Ceasers Pizza Place, they sell you a medium pizza box
for 5$ no tax.

Posted by: DanAlexanderOOC
Thanks for advertising a pizza place on this topic N00b

Posted by: Triple B
What the fuck??, this e fed sucks, who is talking to themseleves
on this thing?, pretending like you guys have an active fanbase
of forums, and where is the picture of this "James Shark leaving
a video store with a Shadow Demon DVD" ?????, I SEE NOTHING.
YOU GUYS ARE PATHETIC. Making up random topics with fake
usernames, and using real pictures as your avatars that you got off
of real peoples facebook.

Posted by: TerribleWilliamson
^^^^^^ obvious troll is obvious

Posted by: KashMoney
LOL wtf is that Triple B guy talking about

Posted by: TerribleWilliamson
Dont feed the troll KashMoney.

Posted by BadassZIF
Woah, why all the hate for Shadow Demon??

Posted By: FreePronz
Dude its not that we hate him, its that hes not what he used to
be, and alot of people on these forums where a huge fan of
Sharks winning streak, it was like 8 wins in a row, and Shadow
Demon ruined it the other night when he allowed SBK to easily
score the pinfall. Shark is going to win via MURDER, WAR
SHARK