Things that make you think "What the Fuck?"

[15:59:26 19/08/11] @ JFRESH : Ryan Apollos is a sex god

WTF

WTF

.....I dont recall sayin dat... ? :S

LMAO

I'm sure Jasper Rayne would agree

[22:32:30 22/08/11] Alison Williams : Look like Barbie

[22:32:41 22/08/11] Alison Williams : Smoke like Marley

[22:32:53 22/08/11] Alison Williams : Or Nick

[22:33:04 22/08/11] Alison Williams : OH NICK

[22:33:32 22/08/11] Alison Williams : COME BACK

[22:33:41 22/08/11] Alison Williams : CAN U HEAR MEH?

[22:34:40 22/08/11] Alison Williams : COOOMMMMEEEEE BBBBBAAAAACCCCKKKKK

[22:35:08 22/08/11] Alison Williams : IM BLOWING THIS SMOKE TO YOU

[22:36:34 22/08/11] Alison Williams : SO BREATH IT IN

[22:36:41 22/08/11] Alison Williams : AND SMOKE IT

[22:39:35 22/08/11] Alison Williams : YOUR NOT COMING ARE YOU????

[22:39:44 22/08/11] Alison Williams :

[22:40:05 22/08/11] Alison Williams : your breaking my heaRt

[22:40:12 22/08/11] Alison Williams : Im crying

[22:40:28 22/08/11] Alison Williams : You should see me..

[22:41:52 22/08/11] Alison Williams : Im broken

[22:42:06 22/08/11] Alison Williams : your my missing other half

[22:42:46 22/08/11] Alison Williams : I need you

[22:42:52 22/08/11] Alison Williams : and your not here.

[22:43:28 22/08/11] Alison Williams : because you dont love me.

[22:44:50 22/08/11] Alison Williams : why?

[22:44:51 22/08/11] Alison Williams : you said i was your favorite girl

[22:44:55 22/08/11] Alison Williams : but im not am i?

[22:52:58 22/08/11] Alison Williams : plz nick

[22:53:08 22/08/11] Alison Williams : let me be your bong

[22:54:27 22/08/11] Alison Williams : fuck towelie

[22:54:36 22/08/11] Alison Williams : All you need is me

[22:54:46 22/08/11] Alison Williams : Ill get you so high

[22:55:03 22/08/11] Alison Williams : youll be likr LA LA LA LA

[22:56:02 22/08/11] Alison Williams : i got rid of the crazy bitch for you

[22:56:12 22/08/11] Alison Williams : so get rid of this cancer

[22:56:25 22/08/11] Alison Williams : the cancer of not having you

[22:57:16 22/08/11] Alison Williams : your like so my type

[22:57:23 22/08/11] Alison Williams : am i ur type?

[22:57:53 22/08/11] Alison Williams : your all tan and u can grow a beaRd

[22:58:05 22/08/11] Alison Williams : just keep it neat

[22:58:24 22/08/11] Alison Williams : dont have weed in it

[22:58:40 22/08/11] Alison Williams : thats ew

[22:59:00 22/08/11] Alison Williams : you better have a six pack

[23:00:08 22/08/11] Alison Williams : ...plz

[23:00:21 22/08/11] Alison Williams : can you hear my calling?

[23:01:39 22/08/11] Alison Williams : we can play bball together

[23:01:45 22/08/11] Alison Williams : dunno if u play

[23:01:54 22/08/11] Alison Williams : but i do

[23:02:07 22/08/11] Alison Williams : u watch it right?

[23:02:29 22/08/11] Alison Williams : i was like shocked to see ur fav team was heat

[23:02:40 22/08/11] Alison Williams : its always been my fav team

[23:02:53 22/08/11] Alison Williams : since 3 years

[23:03:00 22/08/11] Alison Williams : cool huh?

[23:04:47 22/08/11] Alison Williams : everyone hates you

[23:04:56 22/08/11] Alison Williams : but i like it

[23:05:08 22/08/11] Alison Williams : or you

[23:05:21 22/08/11] Alison Williams : whatevs

[23:08:01 22/08/11] Alison Williams : i love you nicky

[23:08:08 22/08/11] Alison Williams : so come back

[23:09:44 22/08/11] Alison Williams : i dunno how it happened

[23:09:58 22/08/11] Alison Williams : but i just started to like you

[23:12:02 22/08/11] Alison Williams : you being an asshole is so hot

[23:12:24 22/08/11] Alison Williams : just like me being a bitch is hot

[23:13:13 22/08/11] Alison Williams : i have a quez though

[23:13:27 22/08/11] Alison Williams : what happen to your eyes?

[23:13:41 22/08/11] Alison Williams : its like you smoke so much

[23:13:55 22/08/11] Alison Williams : when you smile, ur a chink

[23:14:14 22/08/11] Alison Williams : thats funny though

[23:15:13 22/08/11] Alison Williams : i thought you were mexican

[23:15:20 22/08/11] Alison Williams : so i was oh hell no

[23:15:38 22/08/11] Alison Williams : but you grew on me

[23:18:13 22/08/11] Alison Williams : btw

[23:18:26 22/08/11] Alison Williams : you confuse me

[23:18:27 22/08/11] Alison Williams : like legit

[23:18:42 22/08/11] Alison Williams : your all like

[23:19:16 22/08/11] Alison Williams : '' Iowa iowa iowa ... ''

[23:19:31 22/08/11] Alison Williams : but bitch

[23:19:49 22/08/11] Alison Williams : there are like 7 foot palm trees in the bacj

[23:20:03 22/08/11] Alison Williams : k

[23:20:29 22/08/11] Alison Williams : iowa must have been going under construction

[23:21:02 22/08/11] Alison Williams : your a crazy mofo

[23:21:16 22/08/11] Alison Williams : but thats lovable

[23:21:22 22/08/11] Alison Williams : im crazy to

[23:21:38 22/08/11] Alison Williams : .........sike

[23:21:46 22/08/11] The Ninja : hi

[23:21:55 22/08/11] Alison Williams : im just bored as fuck

[23:22:04 22/08/11] Alison Williams : and I took for pills

[23:22:07 22/08/11] Alison Williams : so im out of it

[23:22:18 22/08/11] The Ninja : makes sense

[23:22:49 22/08/11] Alison Williams : Oh hi

[23:24:01 22/08/11] Alison Williams : i have to continue this ninja

[23:24:13 22/08/11] Alison Williams : so nicky

[23:24:41 22/08/11] Alison Williams : come back

[23:25:08 22/08/11] Alison Williams : but stop being in character

[23:25:30 22/08/11] Alison Williams : 99.99% of the time

[23:25:31 22/08/11] Alison Williams : thats shitty

[23:26:03 22/08/11] Alison Williams : what do u think is gonna happen?

[23:26:33 22/08/11] Alison Williams : CC is gonna take a plane to hawaii and Bowser you to death?

[23:26:47 22/08/11] Alison Williams : that could happen

[23:26:56 22/08/11] Alison Williams : but it wont

[23:27:12 22/08/11] Alison Williams : Browser bowser its the same

[23:28:20 22/08/11] Alison Williams : also

[23:28:39 22/08/11] Alison Williams : shit storylines gotta go

[23:28:42 22/08/11] Alison Williams : and since i love u

[23:29:04 22/08/11] Alison Williams : expect for me to tell you its shitty

[23:29:31 22/08/11] Alison Williams : dont get all Ridiculeish

[23:29:38 22/08/11] Alison Williams : except it

[23:30:02 22/08/11] Alison Williams : accept except its the same

[23:30:58 22/08/11] Alison Williams : so im going to bed

[23:31:27 22/08/11] Alison Williams : cause this shit is tiring

[23:31:50 22/08/11] Alison Williams : have a nice night

[23:32:00 22/08/11] IWF Dan Alexander : WTF

[23:36:22 22/08/11] @ Chuck Matthews : ......what the fuck is right

^Somewhere in there is the key to understanding women.

To clarify, that was written out of boredom, cramping, partially overdosing, and me just being blonde. Nick sucks.







........On me.

[18:03:06] IWF Dan Alexander : someone im keeping my eye on is steel angel
[18:03:20] IWF Dan Alexander : even if he doesnt end up winning the title
[18:03:28] IWF Dan Alexander : I want him pushed well so he doesnt leave
[18:03:34] IWF Dan Alexander : hes a real diamond in the rough
[18:03:47] IWF Dan Alexander : in fact I want to be his protoge

FUUUUUUUU JASON

Good lord

Yall do a little bing bing POW ahlie

LMAO!!!!!

01:20:11] IWF Dan Alexander : thats y its going to be fun when i shoot on u