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 |  Subject: Latoya Banks Will Be The "IFW" New Blood Champion  Tue Aug 23, 2011 12:52 pm | |
| The lights dimmed. The scene was at an IWF Houseshow. All of a sudden Skillet
Whispers in the dark began to play on the PA System. The crowd erupted in cheers
recognizing the music and hoping to see Steel Angel come out, however, instead they
got Latoya Banks coming out to the ring, pulling another one of her dressup stunts as
this time she was dressed up as Steel Angel. Shes wearing Steel Angels attire along
with wings attached to her back. She enters the ring and immidietly wastes no time
in grabbing the microphone. She turns towards the camera and takes a bow.
LATOYA BANKS as steel angel
Hello little boys who I love so dearly. It is I. For the little boys who do not
recognize me, my name is Yoshi....Yoki...fuck what was my stupid name
again?... oh yeah, sorry boys, my name was Yoku Shemale, but fear not
because everyone is horrified by my name so they call me the Steel Angel!!
The fans laughed along with Latoya. Usually they would boo her but they grew on
her just like they did with James.
LATOYA BANKS as steel angel
The reason I am out here in this ring tonight is because nobody wants to
do an interview with me. I tried even PAYING interviewers backstage but
they refused, they told me that they would lose their reputation interviewing
a bum, a loser, and a pathetic wannabe. It is fine. I understand them, and I
totally agree. If I was a popular backstage interviewer, I wouldn't interview
myself either, so its ok, no hard feelings.
Latoya walked around the ring, with the expression on her face you could tell she
was enjoying ever minute of this.
LATOYA BANKS as steel angel
You see little boys.... I am involved in a match this Sunday, it is a match filled
with a bunch of losers, the only person in that match that isn't a loser is the
sexy Latoya Banks, however it is still the biggest match yet. I call this the
BIGGEST MATCH I've had yet, even though I like to talk about how I am
a former champion. I know it doesn't make sense that I call this... this...
open loser invational match the biggest match I've had in my career, and
I know it sounds pathetic, but please dont judge me, its not my fualt I suck
just as bad as my real name.
Latoya tried to prevent herself from laughing.
LATOYA BANKS as steel angel
Looking at this match, I have to tell myself that.... aside from Latoya, I am
not impressed with anybody in this match... BUT I will still call this match the
biggest match I've had yet because I am a loser, a dumbass and my daddy touches
me from time to time, but anyways, lets take a look at the young studs involved
in this match shall we?
Latoya took out a peice of paper from her back pocket.
LATOYA BANKS as steel angel
Cypher, I got lucky against you my dude. I will try my very best to run away
from you this Sunday because my luck has run out and if you get your hands
on me, thats it, its over with, I can kiss my "biggest match" in my career goodbye
along with that title shot.
Latoya shook her head in disgust. She crumpled up the peice of paper
threw it on the floor then stepped on it. She took off Angels attire to
reveal her sexy usual attire.
LATOYA BANKS
Fuck it, I cant take it anymore, being Steel Angel is an emberassment.
She laughed at her own joke.
LATOYA BANKS
Steel did you notice how I kept brining up the fact that you called
this match the biggest match you had yet?, do you know why?
because you were quick to tell me that you were a former Heavyweight
Champion, but yet you calling this "New Blood Championship" match
the biggest match of your career must mean that you won the most
shittiest Heavyweight title in the history of wrestling, because news
flash pussy boy, the New Blood title is the lowest title there is.
She shrugged.
LATOYA BANKS
Just saying. You know what else I want to point out?, I want to point
out that you need to learn proper grammer and english Mr.Yoku Shemale.
I mean really, there were alot of words you mis-pronounced. I dont know
if its because your nervous or your scared. Other than your bad english,
you said you tune into to what has been going on between my boyfriend
and Corey, and you called my boyfriend the IFW Champion. Wow. Its
a sad day in the world when you realize how stupid someone is. Did you
think this company was the IFW the whole time?, its the IWF Sweety,
take notes.
The fans laughed along with her.
LATOYA BANKS
I mean how stupid can you get, you also said "First off lady, my one
little measy victory doesn't mean anything". Like what the fuck? first
off all, dont call me a lady, I have a name, respect me you cocksucker.
Second of all, your right, YOUR ONE HUNDRED PERCENT RIGHT.
Your victory doesn't mean anything, that one little victory never
meant a thing, and it never will. I dont know if this was another
moment where your english was just horrible, or you really like
making yourself sound bad. If I had won win in the IWF, and it
was against the crappiest guy in the roster, and I were you, I would
do anything in my power to make that win sound legit, guess we're
differen't, your honest.
Again Latoya laughed, she pointed up to the titantron. A clip was being
shown from Steel Angels promo.
"I've defeated a guy like Cypher that I got a big head."
LATOYA BANKS
You talk like Brock Lesnar, but anyways, your right, you defeated a
guy with an 0-3 record, CONGRATULATIONS, you along with two
other nobodys were able to destroy him, wow, impressive, and
secondly, yes, you do have a big head, too bad its empty.
"I promises I won't hit too hard though,"
LATOYA BANKS
I find it funny how you try to intimidate me and talk down on me.
I also find it funny how terrible your english is, your lisp is, and
your trash talk is. You "promises" me?, ok mr. tough guy, well
how about this...., I "promises" you that I will punch a hold in
your face, and I also "promises" you that I wont make you
bleed too much, sound like a deal?, yea?, ok good 
Latoya laughed out loud once more.
LATOYA BANKS
Listen here Mr.Yoku, and listen very well. This isn't the "IFW"
or wherever you think you are, and Im not Cypher. Im not
riding a losing streak, Im riding an undefeated, perfect record
with four wins in the IWF, and an overall professional record
of seven wins. There isn't a blueprint on how to beat me because
nobody has done it..... to be honest, nobody has even come
close to doing so. I have shown no weakness, and I've been
running through people, but your different right?, your not
like any other person Ive ever faced correct?
She nodded her head smiling.
LATOYA BANKS
Yeaaa, right. Listen buddy, the next time you try to intimidate
me or try to "shut me up" or try to make a few jokes out of my
expense, why dont you go ahead and pick up "English for Dummies",
maybe even "Pronounciation for Dummies", wait while your
picking both of those up, you should also by "Wrestling for Dummies"
its on sale I heard. All three of those books will do you good.
If your not going to be the wrestling one, please, please, please,
for the love of God buy both the English one and the Pronounciation
one. You fail at the english language, so stop trying.
She walked around the ring once more with the fans cheering her name.
LATOYA BANKS
This Sunday, your done. Im going to crush your title dream before it even begins.
As soon as that bell rings, Im coming after you, you and just you, and Steel, I
"promises" you that, because Latoya Banks will be the "IFW" New Blood Champion.
BANK on it.
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