Making of a future Assassin...

August 28, 2011
Chris Matthew's Office

The door opened. Dan took a seat. Chris looked at him angrily while Dan played with the gas mask.

Chris
What the fuck was that?

Dan stood there. An unexpected smile crawled up on his face.

Chris
...You are a sick fuck you know that?

Dan started to pace slowly around the room. He then sat on the desk.

Dan
Chris, don't get all morally uptight with me. You of all people should know the sacrifices and the commitment one needs to display to be elite in this business.

Chris
BUT NOT THIS WAY DAN! NOT THIS WAY! You kidnapped an innocent girl and tortured her. This is a major crime.

Chris started to annoy him. Dan contemplated whether or not he should grab his head and smash it against the wall.

Dan
This was the right move. Shark was getting too cocky, he needed to be hammered down a peg or two.

Chris
Fuck. Now what do I do with this mess...

Dan
I'll let you deal with that on your own.

Dan got up and left the office.

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August 29, 2011
IWF Arena

Dan was walking to Chris' office when he spotted a group of people down the hall.

Guy1
VVR IS SOOO COOL! HE GAVE US AUTOGRAPHS!

Guy2
Yeah man! Dude he's the champ.

Dan walked over and looked at their signed pictures.

Guy2
Oh hi Dan...

Guy3
Hi....

Guy1
Dude what you did to Lillian was fucked up.

Dan looked at them. They were a bunch of losers. He should kick their asses right now. He was going to beat them senseless until Chris came out of his office.

Chris
Hey Dan. Get over here.

Dan reluctantly left them and walked into the office.

Chris
In order to get you out of trouble here is someone I would like you to meet.

Behind him walked in a smaller man in costume.

Dan
...The Ninja?

Chris
Yes.

Dan
We've met before but his accomplishments are somewhat....lacking.

Chris
I know but he's a hard worker and has commited himself to learning from you.

Dan
Committed? I haven't even agreed yet.

Chris
Dan, you have to agree to this.

Dan
Watch it Chris. Don't push it.

Chris
Look all I am saying is that maybe it would be a good idea to have someone work for you. You can train him. He can be your protégé.

Dan
Oh, my protégé…

Chris
Here meet him…

He walked over with his stupid Ninja costume on. When he stopped he bowed to Dan Alexander.

Chris
Dan, you are experienced in the martial arts. I’m sure you will train him well.

Dan
What the fuck is this? Some sort of action movie?

He turned towards Ninja.

Dan
Look kid, this is real. This isn’t pretend to be a ninja time. You can’t handle the pressure. You can’t handle the job. You saw what it entails when I kidnapped Lillian.

Chris
Why did you kidnap her if Corey was going to win the title?

Dan
...We'll talk about that later.

He turned back to Ninja.

Dan
What's wrong with your arm? And your leg?

Ninja
You noticed?

Dan
Yes. I noticed you try to conceal it... Did you injure it at FTA?

Ninja
Yes.

Chris
You're injured?

Ninja
Yes

Dan
He's not even ready to compete...

Ninja
I am ready.

Dan
You're injured

Ninja
I do not mind. I can still fight.

Dan walked up to him. He realized the size difference was enormous. Dan could easily press him above his shoulders. Dan kicked his left leg. Ninja stumbled.

Dan
No no no. This is too much. I don't need another burden.

Dan started to walk off.

Chris
Dan, I'll make it worth your while.

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August 30, 2011
GNC

Dan
What are they going to do? Jump me?

Chris
Just may be.

Dan
You believe that?

Chris was on the phone. Dan was buying some Myoplex at a store.

Dan
Don't tell me Chris is scared.

Chris
I'm not scared. I'm just warning you.

Dan
Save it for someone who cares because I have to train some nutcase Ninja.

Chris
All the charges are dropped. You should be thankful.

Dan
Thankful for what?

Chris
.....bye Dan. Hey don't forget. September third. You have to be at New Jersey.

Dan
Sure.

Dan hung up the phone.

IWF Gym

Dan
You gotta drink it.

Ninja
No.

Dan had given him the Myoplex.

Dan
It's just chocolate. Drink it.

Ninja
No I do not indulge in such unnatural beverages.

Dan
You need to gain some more muscle. You will be better.

Ninja
I already am better.

Ninja ran up to a wall and ran up an backflipped.

Dan
Hmmm. That's all fine and well, but it's all flash and no substance. That's why you haven't won many matches.

Ninja
Winning is not the key. Honor is the key.

Dan
....

Dan walked up to Ninja. Ninja bowed. Dan bowed back. They both assumed a fighting stance and started circling each other. (HAI CHUK AND HAWK)



Ninja threw a fancy roundhouse kick. Dan leaned away. Ninja charged forward doing some sort of wing chun technique. Dan leapt back. Ninja then started running. He ran up and started wall walking. He jumped off and landed on his feet next to Dan. Dan kicked him in the injured leg. Ninja went down. Dan picked him up by the head and pushed him to the ground.

Dan
Pathetic...

Ninja laid on the ground in pain.

Dan
Why am I even here? There's no helping you. You're never gonna be anything in this business. This is such bs that I have to train you. You know what fuck it. I'll risk being arrested. Atleast then I won't be dealing with a loser such as yourself...

With that Ninja sprung up and ran towards Dan. He jumped and launched himself into the air and does a front drop kick to Dan. Dan stumbles backwards and rolls.

Dan
What the fuck...

Ninja lands on his feet and looks at Dan who is on one knee. Dan gets up. They both bow and go at it again.

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Hi Lillian and Shark. Did you have fun staying over Lillian? It was fun for me. I hope it was fun for you. LOL. We shared some fun times together didn’t we? Though it’s kind of hard to admit because I am pretty shy, I really had fun. Even though it was just a job. Even though it was strictly business. I enjoyed spending time with you. So. Was the reunion great? Did you throw a coming home party? Did Shark embrace you like the loyal man he is? Probably not. But hey, whose noticing right? Because this whole week was not about you finally coming home. It is all about Shark losing his title. That is all the talk in the locker room these days. Oh what happened to Shark? Oh how did he lose? How did he fall down all the way to the bottom of the ladder? That is all anyone is talking about. Not you. In fact if you never came back I don’ think anyone would have noticed. They’d still be talking about something else. That’s why no one came for you. Did you ever wonder why no one came? Why I had to be the one to let you go? It was cause if I didn’t you would never get out. Come to think of it nobody even called the cops. Wow. That is just sad. Forget about the IWF, your own James Shark didn’t even come to save you. He was too wrapped in defending his title at FTA, which he lost anyway. And what did he do when you came back? Did he yell out in joy? Did he burst into tears? No. Instead he found a group of monkeys to compensate for his loss.

Reenactment:

Shark, Victor, and Mix are standing out in front of Shark’s house. They shoot the shit and see Lillian crawling towards them obviously hurt and tired. They all look at her but no one budges. They just stand by Mix’s low rider

Shark
Yo, Lillian. U lookz dutty. Where da hell u been? Take a mofuckin showa before i beat yo ass. Oh ya and make me my dinna. Latoya is a fuckin slow ass hippo doin all da chores.

Lillian continues to crawl up the sidewalk and up the steps.

Shark
By da way. Dese here guys are my new crew. Mix and Victor.

Mix and Victor eye her like a piece of meat.

Shark
Yo stop starin. Dats mine. Dat’s my ass. Yo hurry yo ass up bitch get up and run if you have to.

Charming huh? Very. You know I think I spent more time talking to you than he ever did. And that is not an overstatement. So you think I’m sick? So you think I’m sadistic? You think I’m a psycho because of what I did to you? Maybe. If I was I wouldn’t know. But I’ll tell you what I’m not. A hasbeen. A loser. A failure. Those words describe your boyfriend Shark. And it doesn’t matter who or what kind of posse he has. Because anyone who decides to follow him is an idiot. I guess that includes you too...








Oh yeah... Who am I facing this week again? Hmmmmm. Oh yeah Vincent Van Rose. LOL. How could I forget? I forgot cause you are a nobody. What’s that? You won the High Impact Championship? Whoop de fucking do. Congratulations on being a lifetime jobber and midcarder. What? You think you’re on top of the mountain just cause you won at FTA? I don’t care if you won the Oscars for best performing piece of shit. You would still be a nobody. And you will always be a nobody. Maybe that’s why you felt you could face me this week. Is it? Wow you must have been hit too many times on the head at FTA. But a more realistic explanation would be that you are a retard. A plain old redneck retard.


Ooo look at me I’m doin mma


Ooo look at me I’m playin da gee-tar


Ooo look at me I'm supposed to be some sort of badass who totally rips off the Matrix.

You pretend that you matter. You pretend that you are worth anything. You pretend that you are of any significance to this company or in your own make believe fantasy life. How's that working for you? Are you proud that your one and only fan is your good old mama? That must be exciting for you. What was it like during your first match? Didjya call her on da Tel-E-Phone?

Reenactment:

The phone rings at Momma’s house!

RRRIIING RRRRIIING!!

Momma
I’M COMING I’M COMING. HOLD YOUR FATHER’S HORSES!

She picks up the phone.

Momma
Who in tar nation is this?

VVR
Momma?

Momma
Baby?! BABY!!

She holds the phone to her chest.

Momma
HEY CHARLES GIT OVER HERE! YOUR SON IS ON THE PHONE!

POPS
EHH WHAT?!

Momma
I SAID... GET OVER HERE UR SON IS ON THE PHONE!!!!

POPS
....meh

She got back on the phone.

Momma
MY BABY!

VVR
Momma?! GUESS WHAT?!

Momma
WHAT IS IT?!

VVR
I’M ON TEEEEE VEEEEE!!!

Momma
..................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Pops covers his ears.

Momma
OH MY GOSH!!!

VVR
YEAH! I’M ON TEE VEE!

Momma
OH PRAISE DA LORD. PRAISE DA LORD

VVR
Yes. I prayed for this day for the longest time!!

Momma
My own son on Televison! WOW!

VVR
All thanks to the LORD.

Momma
My baby is sooo good.

VVR
DA LORD IS SOO GOOD! Are you gonna watch me on tee vee momma?

Momma
Of course I will baby!

VVR
Great! Will Poppa be watching too?

Momma put the phone to her chest.

Momma
CHARLES!!! U WATCHIN UR SON THIS WEEKEND?

Pops
WHAT?!

Momma
I SAID! U WATCIN your SON THIS WEEKEND?!

Pops
....Meh

Momma slowly got back on the phone.

Momma
...Yes he is going to watch.

VVR
... He isn’t going to watch. Is he momma?

Momma
....I’ll make that old bastard watch..

VVR
Why isn’t Poppa proud of me momma? Why?

Momma
.........

VVR
WHY?

Momma
.........It’s just that your poppa wanted you to grow up to be a man...

VVR
BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT I AM A MAN!

Momma
..........I’m afraid not baby...

VVR
WHAT?!

Momma
....You see... you act like a little girl...

VVR
.... WHAT!?!?!!?!?

Momma
U never cut your hair, and u spend practically 5 hours on it every morning. You wear a bucketload of perfume everyday. And you sing like a fucking nine year old virgin.

VVR


Momma
Plus u whine about EVERYTHING! U whine about losing! U whine about being picked on. U whine about getting your hair messed up. U whine about every godamm thing!

VVR
Momma!! U say da lord’s name in vain!!

Momma
SCREW THE LORD! HE SCREWED UP WHEN HE MADE U!

VVR
WAAAAAHH!!! WAAAAAH!! WAAH WAAAHH!!

Momma
Oh shut up you....

Pops
HEY KEEP IT DOWN THERE. SHUT THAT LITTLE FUCK UP! I’M TRYING TO WATCH THE GAME!!

Wow. You haven't been more entertaining since.................................................. ever! Well that's really all I have to say for now. Since there really isn't much left to say without repeating what is already known about you.

Oh and did you ever wonder why Corey picked me instead of you to do the job at FTA? I mean you two were stable mates at one point right? I can't even remember really. It's hard to remember the little guys...


---------------Behind the scenes---------------

8/30/2011
IWF Backstage

Loud shouting is heard in the hallway. A few superstars come out of their rooms to look around. A door opens and Dan is seen walking out in a bad mood. He angrily walks away from the room and kicks a trash bin in anger. A women's voice is heard screaming angrily at him. The door closes. Dan continues to walk down the hall. He ends up in front of Chuck Matthew's office. He knocks then opens the door and shuts it. Some superstars try to listen in on the conversation.

Chuck is sitting in his chair looking at some papers. Dan stares at him and then shakes his head.

Chuck
The usual culprit?

Dan
....... You know it...

Dan starts to pace around angrily.

Dan
I can't deal with her anymore.

He looks at Chuck. He doesn't say a word. Dan shakes his head again.

Dan
You know what. That's it. No more drama. No more bullshit. I'm not seeing her. I'm not speaking to her. I am totally ignoring her from now on.

Chuck
...

Dan
GODDAMMIT CHUCK!

Chuck
You know there's nothing I can do really. I'm just here to listen.

Dan
Fine. You know what? I'm sorry Chuck. It just got way out of hand this time. I'll deal with it myself and I promise it won't happen again.

Chuck
Great.

They looked at each other for a minute, then Dan turned and left the room. The eavesdropping superstars left just before...