Do you ever think about our future?

Jeff Adams.
See! I told you I could get you in! Stick with me and you can do anything!

Jason Hawk.
My girlfriend and two of my best friends play in the band and I have a backstage pass.

Jeff Adams.
Keep telling yourself that buddy. If I wasn't here you would have been standing outside now.

Jason Hawk.
Whatever..

Man, people say I am annoying. They have never met Jeff. Sometimes I really wonder why I hang out with him. Maybe I just like having a big hollywood star as a friend. It does have its advantages though. I get to meet other hollywood stars and I get to go backstage to all the films he is part of. But still. Crazy annoying. Jeff pulls out his phone and starts texting.

Jason Hawk.
Who is the girlfriend now Jeff?

Jeff changed his girlfriend like other people change socks.

Jeff Adams.
Oh man! By far the hottest girl ever!

That is what he always says and he follows it up with.

Jeff Adams.
I am gonna fuck her so hard tonight! It will be sick!

And the sad part is that he will.

Jason Hawk.
Awesome. Who is she?

Maybe I have seen her in a movie or something

Jeff Adams.
Karen... no wait.. Merissa.. No.. Rosa? Fuck! I can't remember right now.

How he keeps getting new girls amazes me. Does it really count so much that he is a famous movie star? He wasn't getting this much pussy when he was a wrestler.

Jeff Adams.
Anyways man. She is one her way. I gotta go pick her up. Now, don't get thrown out while I am away.

Jeff than laughed and walked off. God, what a douche. If he wasn't the butt for all our jokes we would never have hung out with him. Anywhore. I gotta go find Kat. I walk around the backstage area for a while not really finding anyone. The concert didn't start yet so everyone should be backstage. But I can't find anyone. This is stupid. Oh wait! Here are the locker rooms. I open the door and walk in and I walk in to a room full of guys. Thefuck?

Zack Ericks.
Hey! This is band members area only.

Jason Hawk.
Then what are you doing here?

This guy looks nothing like either Matt or Monster. Why is he here?

Another guy walks up.

Ian Silas.
Get out! You are not welcome here!

Jason Hawk.
Seriously. Who are you guys? Where are Kat, Matt and Monster?

Zack Ericks.
Look at this guy. Trying to impress us with pretending to know Screaming Silence.

What a douche this guy is.

Jason Hawk.
Huh? Can you just tell where they are?

Zack Ericks.
Why would we tell you anything? Stalker!

Ian Silas.
Yeah! Stalker!

The must hurtful part of this is that they don't know me. It has made me realized that Jeff Adams is more famous than I am. But still, who are these guys? I am confused.

Zack Ericks.
Get out now if you don't want to be kicked out!

Two other guys step up. That made me laugh. These guys? Kicking me out? To bad they don't know who I am.

Rachel Hawk.
Jason! Do not do anything stupid now!

I notice Rachel standing on my shoulder.

Jake Hawk.
But mommy, daddy can beat them. Daddy can do anything!

Nick Ridicule.
Yes, Rachel. Listen to your son. Kick their ass Jason!

Rachel Hawk.
Jason! Do not!

Jake Hawk.
Do it daddy!

Nick Ridicule.
You afraid Jason?

Rachel Hawk.
Jason!

Jake Hawk.
Daddy.

Nick Ridicule.
Jason.

Two against one. Sorry Rachel. I smirk.

Jason Hawk.
I dare you.

He goes for a punch but I duck it. He put so much power into his punch that he ended up knocking his friend out. I laugh and he tries to kick me. I easily avoid it by backing up. Another guy tries to tackle me down but I jump over him. He then runs straight into the wall. A fourth guy goes for a punch but I duck and grab the back of his shirt. I throw him right towards the guy that ran into the wall. The wall guy was just starting to get up when the fourth guy collided with him and both men collapsed back to the floor.

Nick Ridicule.
Nice.

Jason Hawk.
I know, right?

The first guy goes for another kick and again I back away from it. I then back right into a big man standing behind me. I can feel his massive hand grabbing my shoulder.

Jason Hawk.
Oh shit..

He grabs me and just throws me out the door and next thing I know I am looking up at the ceiling. I sit up and just then I see Kat walk towards me. I stand up and we kiss. I then look at the guys who stand jaw dropped in the door.

Jason Hawk.
Looks like I win after all boys.

I put my arm around Kat and we walk off.

Jason Hawk.
Hey babe.

Katrina Costick.
Why were you just thrown out of there?

Jason Hawk.
Because apparently I was just a Screaming Silence stalker.

Katrina Costick.
Oh really? How so?

Jason Hawk.
I thought that was your locker room so I went inside. Bump into those guys and the rest is history as they say. Who are they anyways?

Katrina Costick.
The warm-up band.

Jason Hawk.
Are they good?

Katrina Costick.
I don't even remember what they are called. So there is that and I believe that they have some kind of connection to Ryan Apollos.

Jason Hawk.
Ouch...

They must really suck. We make it to the locker room and head inside.

Matt Biggars.
Hai Jason!

Monster just nods at me as he takes another drag of his joint.

Matt Biggars.
He is so high right now he can't even talk.

Jason Hawk.
Exactly how high is that?

Matt Biggars
Higher than a zombies graveyard hat!

Man, I love it when Matt comes with those random explainations. I take a seat next to Matt and he hands me the joint.

Jason Hawk.
Matt you know I don't smoke that.

Matt Biggars.
Come on man. You are being lame now. Lame like a Christmas lights girlfriend!

I laugh and Monster hands me a beer.

Jason Hawk.
Thanks Monster.

Again he just nods. Monster never really said anything. He was awesome though. We didn't really know why, he was just awesome for the sake of being awesome.

Jason Hawk.
Hey guys, who is your new drummer?

Katrina Costick.
She'll be her in a bit.

Jason Hawk.
She? Is she hot enough to fuck?

Kat punches my shoulder.

Katrina Costick.
Jason!

Jason Hawk.
Soz..

Matt Biggars.
Dude. She is a beast! I think she could beat up Monster if she wanted to. She scares me.

Monster nods in agreement.

Jason Hawk.
Wow..

Kat laughs.

Katrina Costick.
Come on guys. She is the sweetest girl in the world. She wouldn't hurt a fly.

As if on cue I can hear the door open and I turn around and..

Jason Hawk


I leap out of my seat and hide behind Monster.

Jason Hawk.
No! Not her! Just not her!

No one clearly understood my concern.

Julia Hawk.
Aw come here little brother!

Katrina Costick.
I KNEW YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR!!

Jason Hawk.
No! I am not coming out!

Julia Hawk.
Just like when he was a kid then I guess I have to handle this like I did when he was a kid.

Julia walked towards me.

Jason Hawk.
Shit!

I tried to escape but I was to slow. Yeah, imagine that. I was to slow! Julia is a superhuman! She then just picked me by my shirt and hugged. Really tight.

Jason Hawk.
I can't breath...

Julia Hawk.
I have missed you! How are you?

Jason Hawk.
... I still can't breath...

Matt Biggars.
Look at how red his head is getting! That is redder than a Xbox controller masturbating to a picture of Emilio Estevez!

Katrina Costick.
What the fuck Matt?

That one was pretty disgusting and I think I going to die in this hug. There is more power in this hug than Corey Casey ever could put into a death clutch. Finally she let go and I just fell flat onto my back. My legs were numb.

Jason Hawk.
Ouch.

Julia Hawk.
What have you done to your hair?

I sit up. Nick appeared on my shoulder

Nick Ridicule.
I bet she would give me more competition than Corey Casey and Brandon Macdonald combined. She is a fucking tank.

Jason Hawk.
And I grew up with that.

Nick Ridicule.
And I thought my childhood was rough.

Then he disappears again. I shake my head and look up at Julia.

Julia Hawk.
You are not gonna say hi?

Jason Hawk.
It is nice to see you too big sis.

She helps me back to my feet and punches my shoulder.

Jason Hawk.
That actually hurt

I rub my shoulder

Julia Hawk.
What have you done to your hair?

Jason Hawk.
I dyed it!

Julia Hawk.
It looks weird.

Katrina Costick.
Told you Jason. You should just have cut like I told you too.[/color]

Julia laughs and puts her arm around me.

Julia Hawk.
Come talk to me. We have some catching up to do.

I nod. We leave the locker room and just walk down the hallway.

Julia Hawk.
So what's up?`What is going on in your life?

Jason Hawk.
I don't know.. wrestling.. nothing you wouldn't know.

Julia Hawk.
I mean beside the wrestling. I watch you every week. I am proud of you for that.

I smile.

Julia Hawk.
I mean what is going on outside the ring. I haven't seen you since what? When you graduated college? Are you still seeing Mariah?

Jason Hawk.
No, we broke up a few years back. But then I got a new girlfriend. Taylor was her name. Dated her for quite a while. Mariah found out. Hired the Italian mob to hunt me down. So Taylor and I were chased around Europe until we finally got away because I ended up in Thailand. I had to be Nick's coach in the Thailand Tournament of Death. We esacaped that and got back home safely Taylor than cheated on me and we broke up. I found a new girl. Rachel. Dated for a while. Than I married her last year. Impregnated her. Then watched her get killed by this guy who tried to kill me in Thailand because Nick and I ruined him. So she died along with my unborn son. I was depressed for a half year. Started dating Kat and now we are here. You know, nothing special.

Julia Hawk.
Wow..

Jason Hawk.
Yup.

Neither one of us say anything for a while.[/color][/b]

Julia Hawk.
So where is Jamie?

I shrugged.

Jason Hawk.
I am not sure. I think he went to Africa this time or back to South America.

Julia Hawk.
But you two talk?

Jason Hawk.
Yeah.

Julia Hawk.
That is good. How about dad?

Jason Hawk.
Not really. It has been some time.

Julia Hawk.
He misses you too. Both of you.

Jason Hawk.
I figured.

Again we walk in silence. I didn't bother to ask what was up with her. How she had been or if she was seeing anyone. She never liked to tell us when we were younger so I don't see why she would now. We make it back to the locker room and head inside.

Matt Biggars.
That was about time. We go on in a bit.

Julia Hawk.
I am ready!

Matt, Monster and Julia all walk out but Kat stops and looks at me.

Katrina Costick.
Can we talk later?

Jason Hawk.
About what?

Katrina Costick.
I just wanna talk. I feel like we haven't talked much recently.

Jason Hawk.
Yeah sure.

Katrina Costick.
Anyways, wanna introduce us?

Jason Hawk.
Up on stage?

Katrina Costick.
Of course.

I smiled.

Jason Hawk.
I would love to.

I put my arm around Kat and we walk out.

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Some crew member hands me a mic and I nod to him. I turn it on. I look at all the people from behind the curtain. I smirk

Jason Hawk.
KAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

It echoes throughout the entire arena and the crowd goes batshit crazy! I walk out from behind the curtain with my arms spread to the side as the crowd cheers. I lower my arms motioning for the crowd to fall silent. I raise my arms again and they get louder the higher my arms are lifted.

Jason Hawk.
It is so nice to hear all of you. Are you ready for some mind melting metal?

The crowd screams.

Jason Hawk.
Awesome! Introducing first! Standing at 7 feet tall! The man so high he may have lost his ability to speak. But he can still play bass like no one else ever and my best friend! Monster!

Monster walks up on stage and the crowd goes insane.

Jason Hawk.
And now the newest member of the band. She is a drummer like no other and she can beat the shit out of every single one in this building and that includes Monster and me. Ladies and gentlemen, my sister, Julia Hawk!

Julia appeared behind the drums as the fans cheered her.

Jason Hawk.
On guitar. Tonight I promise that he will be solos that will blow your mind and melt your face. He is true awesomeness on a guitar and my other best friend. Matt Biggars.

Matt walked out with the guitar and joint dangling in his mouth. He played a little riff that made the fans go crazy.

Jason Hawk.
Last but absolutely not least. The always beautiful and simply smoking hot singer. The genious behind all of this. My girlfriend, Katrina Costick.

This time the fans when absolutely crazy like never before! Kat and I kiss and get another big pop.

Jason Hawk.
Ladies and gentlemen. I give to you.

I jump off the stage and just crowd surf around

Jason Hawk
Screaming Silence!!!!

Matt starts off a riff and everyone is in for a great night.

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The concert went great. It was an absolute blast. Matt and I walk backstage to the locker room. The rest of the band where off signing autographs and such.

Matt Biggars.
Man, did you see me crowd surf while playing a solo.

Jason Hawk.
Yeah that was awesome!

I open the door.

Matt Biggars.
It was awesome like... Wow...

Jason Hawk.
Thefuck?

A naked couple is sitting on the couch having sex.

Matt Biggars.
That is a nice ass.

Jason Hawk.
It looks familiar. Strangely familiar.

Jeff Adams.
Hey guys! How was the concert!

Jeff Adams. Of course. Who else would it be?[/b][/color]

Jason Hawk.
It was.. great..

Jeff Adams.
Don't mind us. We have been going at it for a good half hour now. We'll be done in a bit.

Matt Biggars.
They have been going at it for no more than two minutes. Max.

Jason Hawk.
Totally.

Why does that ass look so familiar? The girl turns her head and I see who it is.

Jason Hawk.
No way!!

Both Matt and I start to laugh hysterically.

Jason Hawk.
Just no way!!

Jeff Adams.
What is so funny?

The girl gets off Jeff and covers herself.

Jeff Adams.
Hey! I wasn't done!

I lean up against the wall as I try to get over the laughter.

Jason Hawk.
Hai Taylor! How is it going?

Taylor O'Day.
...

Matt suddenly leaps up from like he got the greatest idea in the world.

Matt Biggars.
You two are eskimo brothers!

Jason Hawk.
Oh yeah...

I am not sure if I want to be eskimo brother with Jeff..

Jeff Adams.
Air five!

Jeff raises his hand. I just look away since he is still naked.

Jeff Adams.
Come on man. Don't leave a bro hanging.

I really don't want to do this.

Jeff Adams.
Seriously? You are just gonna leave me hanging? Not cool bro.

I raise my hand towards him just to get him to shut up.

Jeff Adams.
So I take it you know my girlfriend Taylor.

Jason Hawk.
Oh I know her. You two are great together. I really mean that.

Jeff Adams.
Thanks man.

I am glad Jeff is to stupid to understand sarcasm.

Katrina Costick.
Ugh.. Eww.. Jeff, not again. Put some pants..

Jeff Adams.
If you suck on these nuts! Of course only one of them because Taylor would have to suck the other or else I would be cheating on her. Hey wait. Where did Taylor go?

I suddenly realize Taylor is standing next to Matt. Fully dressed. Thank god.

Julia Hawk.
Let me handle this. Stand up Jeff.

Jeff Adams.
Only if suck these nuts.

Julia Hawk.
Only if you stand up.

Oh dear god no! Jeff stands up. Julia then grabs his balls and squishes them really tight. We can literally see the pain shoot throughout his body and a tear or two run down his cheek.

Jeff Adams.


She then starts to pull them downwards. Jeff opens his mouth and screams out in pain but it is so high pitched that we can't even hear it. She lets go of her hold and Jeff falls to the ground holding his balls.

Julia Hawk.
Now let me never ever see you naked again.

Jeff barely manages to nod

Matt Biggars.
That was the most awesome thing I ever saw. High-five!

Julia and Matt high five.

Katrina Costick.
Anyways, some guy from Rolling Stone wants to interview us so we better go.

Jason Hawk.
I'll join!

We all walk out and just before Monster turns off the lights he says.

Monster.
Poor Jeff.

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Rachel Hawk.
Come on Jason. You can't just stand out here all night.

Jason Hawk.
Why not?

I take another drag of the cigarette.

Rachel Hawk.
Because Screaming Silence just had a great debut concert. You should celebrate that with your friends.

Jason Hawk.
I don't know. Parties like these remind me of you. So I would rather just talk to you.

Jake Hawk.
Daddy, why are you just alone out?

OK, now I feel bad.

Nick Ridicule.
Can't you see it? You two are bringing him down. He is all depressed and stuff because of you guys.

I try to shove Nick of my shoulder but my hand just goes right through him.

Nick Ridicule.
Good try though.

Suddenly I see Taylor walk towards.

Nick Ridicule.
Guess that is our cue to leave.

And just like that all three disappear from my shoulders.

Taylor O'Day.
Hi.

Jason Hawk.
How is that no matter what you always end up back in my life?

Taylor O'Day.
Sorry..

I finish the cigarette and throw it away.

Taylor O'Day.
Since when did you start smoking?

Jason Hawk.
Shortly after we broke up.

Taylor nods. For a while was just stand there in silence.

Taylor O'Day.
Can I talk to you for a bit?

Jason Hawk.
Sure.

Taylor O'Day.
Is it a mistake to date Jeff?

Jason Hawk.
Do you like him?

Taylor O'Day.
Yeah.

Jason Hawk.
Then date him. I don't care.

Taylor O'Day.
Could you be a little more helpful?

Jason Hawk.
Why should I?

Taylor O'Day.
Because I could use some advice.

Jason Hawk.
Too bad.

Taylor O'Day.
Jason, come on. You are so nice to everyone. Why not me?

Jason Hawk.
You don't want to know.

Taylor O'Day.
I really do.

Jason Hawk.
Fine. Then listen up. Remember when you cheated on me?

Taylor O'Day.
I have apologized for that before.

Jason Hawk.
That is not what bothered me. Because I had been thinking about breaking up with you anyways. So there is something new for you. But anyways What bothered me is that I was on top of the world when it happened. I was the best in the world. I could accomplish anything I wanted and then you ruined it. You slept with Chuck and tore me down from the top and sent me straight down to rock bottom. Suddenly I doubted that I was the best. Why would my girlfriend cheat on me if I was the best? What you did broke me down because for the first time I doubted myself. After that I started to doubt myself. I didn't believe in myself. That six months losing streak was because I wasn't sure that I was good enough. I didn't think I was. Every time I did something I doubted that it was the right decision. The six most miserable months of my life were because of you and from now on, every time I see you I remember that. I remember how I felt and start to doubt myself again.

I look at Taylor. She just looks down at the ground then she walks off.

Jason Hawk.
No response. That is what I expected. Whatever.

I light up another cigarette and just stand out there alone for a while. After a while I am joined by Kat.

Katrina Costick.
What is that? Your third cigarette?

Jason Hawk.
More like the sixth.

Katrina Costick.
What's wrong? Did you and you sister have a bad past?

Jason Hawk.
No, I am happy to see her. Even though she scares me and totally can beat me up if she wants.

We laugh.

Katrina Costick.
What is wrong then? You seem a little depressed.

Jason Hawk.
It is Taylor. Just seeing her makes me.. I don't wanna talk about it.

Katrina Costick.
I understand. But are there anymore siblings I should know about?

Jason Hawk.
Nope, just the two. Jamie and Julia.

Kat rests her head against my shoulder and I grab her hand. For a while we just stand there in silence looking at the stars.

Katrina Costick.
Jason?

Jason Hawk.
Hmm?

Katrina Costick.
Do you ever think about our future?

Jason Hawk.
Do you?

Katrina Costick.
Sometimes.

Jason Hawk.
How is our future?

Katrina Costick.
Much like now. We are just older than now. We are still happy and in love.

Jason Hawk.
I like that.

Katrina Costick.
But how about you? Do you ever think about our future?

Jason Hawk.
I do.

I say as I look at her ring finger.

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Oh man!

What a team!

Jason Hawk, Brandon Macdonald, Chuck Matthews, Corey Casey and Carmine Vestieri!

Look at all that star power! How the fuck can anyone ever stop us?! No can. But if someone does. I am sure Matt Biggars and Chad Mason will destroy them! Seriously though. I really don't see how we can ever be stopped! I can't even count all the championships the five of us have won! This is just out of this world crazy!

It has just blown my mind! I don't even know what to say about. So I am just gonna talk about my match this week. So the first thing I have to do. I have to introduce myself. Because just from listening to my two opponents, it is obvious that neither one of them knows me at all!

Hi! My name is Jason Hawk! They call me the Key to the Extraordinarie, the Master of the Impossible, the High-Flyer in the whole wide world. Nice to meet you!

Lets start with you Rosa.

How can anyone take me seriously you asked. Well, I'll gladly tell you. How about the fact that I am a two-time NLWF triple crown champion. How about the fact that I have been a champion for me entire IWF career as an active competitor? How about the fact that I am the best champion in IWF. How about the fact that I am the only IWF wrestler that has never lost a title? Or how about the fact the fact that no matter what I do in the ring the fans cheer me and chant my name like I am the reincarnation of Jesus Christ himself! Shall I keep on going or do you get the point already?

I am not batshit crazy but Chuck Matthews is? Thefuck? Have you never seen a Jason Hawk match? Like ever? You can just pick whatever match you want. Really. It doesn't matter. But then again. Do I really need to be crazy to be good? Not really.

But there is another thing I noticed. Chuck Matthews is a real threat but I am not?

How in the world does that make sense. First off, I am 2-0 against Chuck. I have never lost against Chuck Matthews and Chuck has been terrible in IWF so far. Chuck really hasn't done anything worth mentioning! While I have done nothing but win! And still he is the dangerous one?

Soz Chuck. Just some old frustration I needed to get out.

But anyways. That is cool Rosa. You think that. You think that I am just some overated has-been who actually never had it and never will get it. You think that and it will be all that much more funnier when I will just play around with before pinning you and securing myself another win under my belt.

Stygian!

You are Apex? I call bullshit on this one! And I'll tell you exactly why!

First off. Jason Hawk. One of the worst wrestlers ever?

I don't even have words to describe such stupidity.

facepalm

Seriously. I think even Corey Casey talks less bullshit than you do. Listening to you I was just sitting here facepalming. I almost cried because of your stupidity. Because all you really told me was that I was just Chuck's pet.

Seriously. Come on! Wanna know who started Apex? I did. Wanna know who expanded it into what it is today? I did. I am the Apex Army General for a reason. I made it.

Oh wait. You wanted to know when I last did something worth mentioning. Ask yourself a different question. When did you ever do something worth mentioning? Because from the top of my head. I can't think of anything you ever did and when I think about it. I don't even know of anything you ever did!

”But it doesn't matter what you have done! It is about what you do!”

Yeah, but you were the one who wanted to talk about what I have done so I guess it most mean something to you

There is big misunderstanding among everyone around here. People have that impression that I need someone to help me to get things done. But no. All I ever do is on my own. I won the triple crown title twice in NLWF on my own. I had the greatest reign in IWF on my own. I beat all the biggest names fron NLWF to IWF on my own. And now I am going to beat you. On my own. I don't need Ashley's help. Ashley is there because I am not going to hit a woman. I won't do that. So Ashley is there for me to tag in when you need a break because you can't keep up with me.

You will be tired Styg. More exhausted than ever before. Nothing because I will be beating you so bad. Because you can't keep up with me. I will play around with you. Get inside your head. Make you angry. And when you suddenly make that one little mistake. I will take you down. But I won't pin you right there and then. I will keep playing around with you. Until I have humiliated you so badly that you can't show your face in an IWF arena ever again without having the entire crowd laugh at you.

That is how I play. I don't violently beat people up nor do I just manhandle them. I am not strong enough for that. I know that. So I play on my other strenghts. I play on my speed and agility. I play on my experience and I play on out-smarting you.

But you take this as empty threads. I get that. It is cool. I don't mind. You will walk in on Battle Grounds and believe whole heartedly that your impression of me is 110% true. You will believe that you know exactly what you know I will do. But here is the thing. No one ever knows what to expect from the Key to Extraordinarie.

There is a lot of thing you can do when it comes to Jason Hawk. But there is one thing you can't do.

Beat that!