It was a long time ago, when Lee was about nineteen years old. He didn't have a job and he didn't have any money. He lived at home with his parents and had no money. He couldn't buy anything. It was horrible. It was fall season, around his birthday. It was actually a few days short from his birthday. He knew he was going to get some money for his birthday, but he needed some more. This was the start of his problems and his sickness. He was living in a very dingy, run down house. He didn't have a million dollars, he didn't even have ten thousand dollars to his name. He was going to rob a bank and that would be the end of not having ten thousand dollars.
He had to decide of a good place to go. He didn't want to rob a bank in his home town. That would be ubsurd. He decided that he would go on to another place, way out of the way. He didn't know how he was going to get there, but he did have a friend that could help him out. He also had a friend who was in need of money and would do anything for it. Lee decided to call up his buddy Mike. Mike was home when he called. He asked him if he wanted to make a little bit of extra money. He asked how much he'd make. Lee said a few thousand to about thirty thousand, it depended on how much work they did.
Mike said absolutely, without even knowing what the job is. What a retard he was, but that's a different story all together. Lee told him that he was going to rob a series of banks just outside the Ottawa, Ontario area.
Mike was even more excited about this plan. He said he even had a hand gun for this. That made Lee happy because he didn't want to get involved with that but he still needed a gun man to be able to pull it off. He told him that tomorrow would be the big day. He told him to get a mask of some sort. One that covered his face completely but he could still breathe and see.
Lee hung up the phone with Mike. He had to find himself a mask. He went downstairs to find a mask. There weren't too many great masks he had down there. He did however have a cat mask. It was the face of a white cat with whiskers and all. He thought that would be good enough. He also found some black gloves to wear along with some black pants. He was going to be dressed in all black and he would soon be holding up a bank for money with his friend Mike.
He had to prepare for this. He went upstairs to the kitchen. His mom was making some food. It was supper time. He told her that tomorrow he was going to be gone all day long. She didn't ask why or with who. She didn't care, as long as he was getting out of the house, that was a big deal and that was all that mattered. He then sat down for supper. He thought it was his last supper he'd ever have at home. He was scared, but damn it, he needed the money very badly.
The food that he had for supper was spahgetti. It was his favorite food. He gobbled it up. It tasted so damn good, he wished he could eat it again. He wasn't able to because he was already full, but if he wasn't he'd do it all over again. He loved pasta. It was his favorite food to eat, or as he would say, it was his favorite yum yum. He loved pasta so much. He could eat it every day. He'd have it for breakfast, lunch and supper. After his meal, he went down stairs and went to his room. He began to think over what he was going to do. He was scared but he couldn't wait for his birthday to get money. He was dead set on doing what he wanted to do and that was rob a bank or two.
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Lee woke up the next day. He didn't want to get up, but of course he had to. He had already talked to Mike about it and he was down. They had decided at a twelve pee em meeting time. Lee knew exactly what bank he was going to rob. It'd be a TD Canada Trust bank, somewhere in Ontario. Lee and Mike lived in Quebec. He had the perfect one picked out. It had a great spot for a get away. That's one thing that Lee forgot. Who was going to be in the get away vehicle. He didn't want another person in the deal. It was bad enough with Mike the dummy around. Mike the dummy would only be in the car because there is no need to hold up a bank with two people.
If he let Mike do the dirty work, he'd probably mess something up, something drastic. He'd probably shoot someone or hurt someone. We didn't want that to happen. We wanted it to be a clean bank robbery. If Mike was involved in the main part of the robbery, he would definately shoot someone. That was something Lee didn't want. It was getting close to twelve and Lee hadn't eaten yet. He went up the stairs and went into the kitchen. He opened the freezer, which is this newer model of fridge, was on the bottom. He pulled out some eggos and put them in the toaster.
After eating, he decided that he'd give to give Mike a call. He wanted to see where he was and if he was prepared to do this. After several rings of the telephone, he picked up. Lee asked him if he was ready, Mike said yes that he was. They had everything planned. Mike said he'd be there in a few minutes. A few minutes to Mike is about fifteen minutes to everyone else. Lee slowly put on his shoes. He gathered everything that he needed for the robbery.
Mike finally showed up at a quarter after twelve. Lee was annoyed that he showed up late. They needed to be precise. They needed to be more precise. Lee was very close to calling things off. He didn't want to just yet. Mike was driving so bad, speeding, cutting people off. He was drawing too much attention to himself. Lee decided to stop all this madness. It was then when he told Mike to turn around and go home. Mike didn't understand, but he also wasn't going to rob a bank just by himself and have his friend Lee be an unwilling accomplice.
They turned around and started back to the small town that Lee and Mike lived in. They argued the whole way back. Mike said that they still could have done the job. Lee kept his side of the arguement to be that they had to be there without drawing attention to themselves. He only wanted people to look at them during the robbery and the get away. That's it and that's all said Lee. After arguing most of the way home, Lee just decided to stop talking about it. He knew the idiot Mike would mess it up. You get what you paid or didn't pay for. That was the breaks and Lee knew it.
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After the fight with Mike, and after Mike dropped him off, Lee went on the computer to check if there was any other way of making money. He was looking for the easy way, but what he found was another way of doing it. He decided that he was going to try for Survivor. He loved the show so much. He watched every single season. Something about seeing cute chicks rocking the hippy look was just for him. He never missed an episode, he even called in sick once so he could watch it. He was obssesed with it and hated this one co worker who would tell him spoilers. He'd tell him not to, but the man was his superior, he didn't care and be a total ass about it. That's what caused him to stay home one night and watch it so he wouldn't have to listen to his boss tell him what happened.
Anyway, to be on Survivor, he had to create a video of himself explaining why he should be on the next Survivor. He set the camera up on a stand and got ready to film. He pressed play and then walked in front of the camera.
Lee said that he was perfect for the show because he deals with coniving bums and crazy monkeys every day of the week. He said that he was a little nuts which made him want to be on the show. He said they should just give the million dollars to him because in his eyes, there was no one more deserving of the money. He then showed off how muscular he was, with his six pack and large muscles. That's all he said. A few weeks later after sending it to him he received a letter from Survivor. He was going to be on the show. Lee was so damn excited. He couldn't wait to get on the show. They said that he would be flown into Orlando, Florida and from there he and the contestants would then find out where they would be headed for the taping of the show.
Lee was so excited that he called his mom to tell her. She said it was great and she hoped that he won. Lee started to dance around his room. He couldn't wait. It was only a week away. He went to bed early that night. He wasn't going to do what the others did before they went to Orlando, which was spill the beans about being on the show. He only told his mother and had her promise not to tell a soul. Lee went to bed that knowing that he'd either win a million dollars or go home with enough fame to give him a boost on getting into a great wrestling organization. More on his television debut a little later on.
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Lee was walking down the street in the small town that he is from. He had on a black hoodie of another wrestling promotion that will not be named here. He wasn't involved with said promotion, he was just a fan. Anyway, as he walked down the side of the road, he saw a blonde girl wearing a pink jacket and blue jeans. She had a little puppy dog with her. Lee went up to her and began petting the dog. He asked the lady what the dog's name was. The lady said it's name was Spencer. Lee thought that was a great name for a dog. Lee said that he should get a dog and they should go on a doggie date. She said that she would like that and gave her number to him to call.
Lee was so happy. He got a girl's number and he was going to be on the show "Survivor". Lee thought it couldn't be any better. With Survivor on the way, a number of a girl he could call when he got home. He thought his life couldn't get any better. He wanted to celebrate at the bar, but instead went home to watch his old episodes of Survivor and drink a milkshake. Milkshakes are so much better than beer. It doesn't matter what beer it is, they all get beaten by milkshakes.
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The scene opens at Battlegrounds at the Rogers Arena in Vancouver, British Columbia. Lee walks down from the locker room to where they conduct wrestling promos. Lee was all set for this. He was wearing a plain red tee shirt and blue jeans. He looked great. He stood in front of the camera and began to speak.
Libra: Johnny Morbid, I've got a big problem with you. When I sleep at night, all I dream about is hurting you. My problem with you is that I see you every where. I have delusions and I see you every where. All that is on my mind is punching you in the face the next time I see you in the ring. I can't wait to slap the taste of your mouth, punch you in the forehead and hit you with the Skitzo Spike. You stand no chance because I am just better than you. I will kick the crap out of you. You will be in the hospital when I am done with you in the ring. I can't wait to hit the Skitzo Spike on you. It will feel so damn good hurting you Johnny Morbid. If, for any fans who are placing a bet, bet on me to tear his fucking head off and shit down his neck. It's going to be a spectacle. Prepare yourself all you want. It's not going to help you. I'm not here to mess around. Johnny Morbid, I see yourself not beating me, I see you shitting your pants when you are across the ring from me. Watch the fuck out because I want and I will rip your damn throat out. See you in the ring, princess. I'll have a shoe for you, it'll go straight up your ass. The Skitzo Spike is coming for you punk!
I've been around for a while now and I know what's up. You probably won't even show your face when it comes time for you to step into the ring with me. It's going to be over in a matter of seconds from the bell ringing to start the match and the bell ringing to end it. You think you're tough, well sorry to say, you're not. I'm tougher than you. I am stronger than you. I am faster than you. There is nothing you can do. Check Mate. The match belongs to me. I will go on to face bigger and better challenges and you will be crying for your mommy. It's just that simple. It's JUST THAT SIMPLE!
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