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 |  Subject: PYP Tag Team match.  Fri Dec 02, 2011 5:55 pm | |
| The Match
So. Here he was. Just a few days before a tag team title match against Apex. His partner was the up and coming Brian Blaze. What else could he ask for?
The Shoot
I'll tell you what else I could ask for. I could ask for a better paycheck. I could ask for a raise. I could ask for more service. I could ask for better shows.
But no.
I am not one of the thousands of people standing outside some building because they are poor.
No.
I am Dan Alexander. And at Pick Your Poison I will not be just standing there. Instead I got Bryan Blaze as my tag team partner. So I am very confident that I will be able to beat the overrated Apex. Cause frankly the only apex they have reached is agonizing boredom.
I mean c'mon. Their biggest surprise is that their newest member is a slut. Wow. Like that was a surprise. Now that Chuck's done playing pretend wolf gang he can go back to playing house with Alison.
Pathetic.
And not in a Stygian way where he is actually proud that his arm was almost broken by me. Pathetic as in Hawk think's he is still relevant in any way besides frat boys making fun of his bird call everytime he has any air time, which is few and far between.
Kaakaaaaaaaaaa.
And to think you are the leader of Apex. No. You are more like the hawk of Apex. You know you fly around jacking rodents and anything else you can find. Flying high in the sky all glorious and what not but after a few hours Chuck calls you in and you latch on to his dorky glove and he puts on one of those stupid looking masks on you.
That's pretty much what you are.
A Hawk. With a white trash douche as your owner. And let's not forget the mega slut Alison.
Now don't take this too seriously. Trust me, you aren't. Cause no one takes me seriously. But that's the genius of it. People take you too seriously. So serious that you guys still work here somehow? So serious that you two have worse records than Ryan Apollos who is the definition of lackluster, yet are the tag team champions? So serious that you still listen to what comes out of Alison's mouth even though it's pretty much your own semen.
The Match
But Dan was focused on winning the match. He was excited to have Bryan Blaze as his partner. Winning those tag team titles would be great for him.
The Shoot
Oh yeah it would be great. It is great that Bryan Blaze is my partner. I couldn't have a better one. I mean Chad Mason? He isn't exactly my Broski. But anywho, between a mystery partner and Chad I think people made the right choice.
As for the titles, it would be great. To take those titles from Jason and Chuck, excuse me, Chuck and Jason would be the best.
It would be a great match. Me, and Bryan. Versus. A solid team of Chuck and Jason. It just might be the match of the night. Plus Jason brought his girlfriend.
The Match
All sarcasm aside Dan was thoroughly getting ready for the match. He knew Chuck and Jason were a threat and as talented as Bryan was, Dan has to be at his best to beat the current IWF Tag Team Champions.
The Shoot
Sarcasm? Me? Sarcasm? C'mon. Don't accuse me of sarcasm. I mean you are the one who keeps bringing up that I will win the match.
The hell I am.
I mean beating Chuck and Jason? That's a tough task, and it's even tougher when the both of them are involved. Sure I beat Jason last week but that was because it was his first match in a long while that people even watched. And Chuck. He just wanted to be Chuck again. Which means he loses most of the time.
So there you have it guys.
Bring your best. Especially you Bryan. Let's win this thing. |
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