Steel Angel = Easiest to Troll

[23:00:48] Dark Archangel : Jason! I've already posted it

[23:00:50] Jason Hawk : No

[23:00:56] Jason Hawk : Steel posted to early

[23:00:59] Dark Archangel : yeah I did

[23:01:02] Jason Hawk : Therefor I win adur

[23:01:07] Dark Archangel : No

[23:01:09] Jason Hawk : AND THE PUSH IS MINE!!

[23:01:18] Dark Archangel : no

[23:01:25] Dark Archangel : I posted first

[23:01:37] Dark Archangel : and I was only 5 secs early

[23:01:41] Dark Archangel : so HAH!

[23:01:42] Jason Hawk : But it was to early

[23:01:55] Dark Archangel : No it aint

[23:01:56] Jason Hawk : Mine was closer to deadline so I win

[23:02:04] Dark Archangel : no

[23:02:05] JFRE$H : both of u niggas posted at :59

[23:02:13] Dark Archangel : Yeah

[23:02:23] Dark Archangel : and Since I posted first I win

[23:02:32] Jason Hawk : So because he posted first that means I was closer to deadline that means I win!

[23:02:40] Rosalie Knight :

[23:02:50] Dark Archangel : there is no rule that says that

[23:02:51] Jason Hawk :

[23:02:59] Dark Archangel : and you cant make shit up so hah!

[23:03:00] Jason Hawk : I make the rules, adur!

[23:03:09] JFRE$H : LOL the picture

[23:03:12] Dark Archangel : You are not an admin

[23:03:20] Jason Hawk : No rule says because you post first = you win

[23:03:28] Jason Hawk : I will be in a month

[23:03:44] Dark Archangel : Well you are not right now so there is no rule

[23:03:54] Dark Archangel : You just want a push Jason

[23:04:02] Jason Hawk : So do you

[23:04:06] Dark Archangel : and it's no fair because you are not even competing

[23:04:07] JFRE$H : LOL

[23:04:19] Dark Archangel : I rp Jason YOU DONT

[23:04:29] Dark Archangel : You retired remember?

[23:04:32] JFRE$H : Jason give me ur push

[23:04:37] JFRE$H : im ur boy

[23:04:47] Dark Archangel : No......I posted first

[23:04:51] Jason Hawk : I am still getting the push and giving it to the highest bidder!

[23:05:00] Dark Archangel : No

[23:05:05] JFRE$H : Ill give u my three bitches for one night

[23:05:09] Jason Hawk : There is no rule that says that you get the push because you posted first

[23:05:09] JFRE$H : and a bucket of kfc

[23:05:13] Jason Hawk :

[23:05:23] Jason Hawk : You got it Shark!

[23:05:24] Dark Archangel : dude now you are being unfair

[23:05:28] JFRE$H : SWAG

[23:05:34] JFRE$H : ahahahahha dark arch im getti nur push

[23:05:35] Dark Archangel : I posted the deadline

[23:05:40] * JFRE$H shakes ass at steels face

[23:06:06] * JFRE$H wiggles the shit out of his ass

[23:06:07] * Dark Archangel kicks it so hard that his tailbone is up his neck

[23:06:12] JFRE$H : LMAO

[23:06:22] Jason Hawk : No you are being unfair

[23:06:29] Dark Archangel : no

[23:06:37] Jason Hawk : You can't just come here and post early deadlines and say they count

[23:06:46] JFRE$H : yea ur being unfair cuz I got the highest bid

[23:06:54] JFRE$H : Im putting my angels on da line!

[23:07:02] Dark Archangel : What the hell do you need a push for anyway? You aren't even rping anymore

[23:07:04] JFRE$H : a brand new kfc bucket!

[23:07:15] JFRE$H : he gave it to me homie

[23:07:22] Jason Hawk : I am giving my push to Shark!

[23:07:25] Jason Hawk : Adur!!

[23:07:30] Dark Archangel : and besides it isint the first time a deadline was posted early

[23:07:37] * JFRE$H shakes ass near steel

[23:07:48] Dark Archangel : No I posted the deadline so I get the push

[23:07:52] * JFRE$H jiggles his ass closer to steel

[23:08:02] Jason Hawk : No, I posted deadline so Shark gets a push

[23:08:09] JFRE$H : SWAG

[23:08:23] * JFRE$H begins to rub ass on steels stomach

[23:08:40] * Dark Archangel kicks Shark into a feildgoal

[23:09:21] JFRE$H : u just mad cuz i get push and u dont

[23:09:54] @ Death-Angel :

[23:10:46] * JFRE$H does gangsta happy dance

[23:11:10] Dark Archangel : That's fucked up Jason

[23:11:26] Dark Archangel : really fucked up

[23:11:27] Rosalie Knight : Steel, you are far too easy to troll

[23:11:30] Jason Hawk : What's fucked up about Shark getting a push?

[23:11:57] JFRE$H : yea Im getting a push so haha steel

[23:12:02] * JFRE$H points and laugh at steel

[23:12:04] Dark Archangel : Because he didn't post the deadline >.<

[23:12:10] JFRE$H : Im getting a push.... and your not

[23:12:29] Kevin Hardaway joined the chat on Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:12 pm

[23:12:39] JFRE$H : KHARD guess what ma du

[23:12:42] Jason Hawk : But I did and I can't receive a push so I give my push to Shark because he is mah boi!

[23:12:44] Rosalie Knight : LMAO wow. I wish I had been into wrestling in the Stone Cold days

[23:12:44] JFRE$H : Im getting a push and steel isnt

[23:12:53] Jason Hawk :

[23:12:56] JFRE$H : dunknooo hawky

[23:13:02] Kevin Hardaway : LOL.

[23:13:03] Dark Archangel : so unfair

[23:13:21] Jason Hawk : Life is unfair

[23:13:26] Kelsie Knight joined the chat on Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:13 pm

[23:13:35] JFRE$H : steel do u want my push?

[23:13:41] Jason Hawk : And welcome to IWF

[23:13:49] Dark Archangel : I deserve that push dammit

[23:13:57] JFRE$H : ok do u want it?

[23:14:01] JFRE$H : do u want mine?

[23:14:11] Dark Archangel : tell you what Shark

[23:14:19] Kevin Hardaway : Pfft, I so deserve that push *cocky*

[23:14:29] Rosalie Knight : lol

[23:14:36] Dark Archangel : I'll make your character SWAG as hell if you give me the push

[23:14:45] Dark Archangel : sound fair?

[23:14:57] JFRE$H : if you want the push, you have to touch it

[23:15:03] Dark Archangel : I'll even make him permanate Heavyweight champion

[23:15:11] Dark Archangel : lol

[23:15:12] Jason Hawk : He is gonna take out his 12 inch

[23:15:16] Rosalie Knight :

[23:15:19] Kevin Hardaway : I got a push at a title one time by changing my submission finisher to Cena's STFU once.

[23:15:31] Dark Archangel :

[23:15:32] Jason Hawk : LOL

[23:15:54] JFRE$H : its the only way

[23:15:58] JFRE$H : just touch it

[23:16:06] JFRE$H : u can wear gloves if u want

[23:16:19] JFRE$H : and u will get my push

[23:17:11] Dark Archangel : I have a better idea shark

[23:17:14] Jason Hawk :

[23:17:45] Brandon Macdonald joined the chat on Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:17 pm

[23:18:09] JFRE$H : r u gonna touch it or not

[23:18:15] * JFRE$H pulls down pants

[23:18:24] JFRE$H : u have 10 seconds or else i will never give u my push

[23:18:27] Dark Archangel : Brandon I need you to help resolve a matter

[23:18:36] @ Brandon Macdonald : Looks like Hawk gets the push

[23:18:42] JFRE$H : SWAG

[23:18:42] @ Brandon Macdonald : And that means Sharky gets it

[23:18:45] Dark Archangel : I posted the deadline before Jason did

[23:18:47] JFRE$H : LOL DUNKNO

[23:18:51] Jason Hawk : TOLD YOU STEEL!!!!!

[23:18:53] Dark Archangel : what?

[23:18:56] JFRE$H : Steel touch it or else u will never get the push

[23:18:57] @ Brandon Macdonald : Yeah you were too early

[23:18:58] Jason Hawk :

[23:19:01] @ Brandon Macdonald : Hawk wins

[23:19:05] @ Brandon Macdonald : Because he is former admin

[23:19:13] @ Brandon Macdonald : And the coolest guy ever made in the world

[23:19:16] Jason Hawk : And a soon-to-be

[23:19:22] Dark Archangel : awwww come on

[23:19:38] JFRE$H : steel

[23:19:41] JFRE$H : seriously

[23:19:42] @ Brandon Macdonald : I dont even see your deadline post

[23:19:44] @ Brandon Macdonald : There is only Hawks

[23:19:46] @ Brandon Macdonald :

[23:19:47] JFRE$H : my pants r still down

[23:19:47] Dark Archangel : it's not early

[23:19:52] JFRE$H : if u want the push

[23:19:55] JFRE$H : u kno wat to do

[23:20:19] Kevin Hardaway : Dammit. *pulls up shirt*

[23:20:19] * Dark Archangel grabs his 12 inch and crushes his balls

[23:20:28] Dark Archangel : there happy?

[23:20:35] JFRE$H : ohhhhh baby

[23:20:39] JFRE$H : fuck squeeze harder

[23:20:43] * Kelsie Knight shields eyes to prevent permanent brain damage

[23:21:01] Dark Archangel : we agreed.......now hand it over

[23:21:03] @ Brandon Macdonald : Steel

[23:21:06] * Jason Hawk also shields Kelsie's eyes for extra protection

[23:21:09] @ Brandon Macdonald : What deadline post are you talking about?

[23:21:12] Rosalie Knight : LOL

[23:21:19] Kevin Hardaway : Third on the shielding of the eyes.

[23:21:19] JFRE$H : NO , i lied, enjoy a happy STD motherfucker

[23:21:20] Dark Archangel : the one I posted

[23:21:24] @ Brandon Macdonald : There is only Hawks

[23:21:25] @ Brandon Macdonald :

[23:21:38] Dark Archangel : I no selled it asshole

[23:21:38] Jason Hawk :

[23:21:50] JFRE$H : nope u have stds now

[23:21:53] Rosalie Knight : oh for fuck's sake

[23:21:57] * Brandon Macdonald high fives Hawk

[23:22:04] Dark Archangel : You guys are such assholes

[23:22:10] Dark Archangel : I'm outta here

[23:22:12] Dark Archangel has logged off the chat on Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:22 pm

[23:22:15] JFRE$H : LMAO

[23:22:19] JFRE$H : hes so easy

[23:22:29] @ Brandon Macdonald : LMAO

[23:22:39] Kelsie Knight : This is just...wrong on so many levels lol

[23:22:42] JFRE$H : guys.... he actually....touched it

[23:22:49] Rosalie Knight : lol I even TOLD him he's easy to troll...

[23:23:00] Jason Hawk : He is too easy

[23:23:05] Jason Hawk : Poor guy

Here's to you asshole