Sayonara Serai

========== SAYONARA SERAI ==========

-The scene opens up in the lockeroom backstage just moments hours before IWF Battlegrounds, live on MAN TV. Sno' Bunny is sitting on the lockerroom bench, and shes wiping the beads of sweat that drip down her face with a white gym towel. Looking at her, you can tell that she is not taking this match lightly. The determination almost blazes out of her eyes, and you can see the rage she has built up inside her through her pupils as she glares into the camera for a moment. She is wearing a black tank top, and a pair of tight black shorts.-

-Her shins and legs have a slight ammout of bruising due to how hard shes been kicking the bag in preparation for her match tonight against Seria Leone. From the signs of it, Sno' Bunny is alone... But where is SNM? Sno' Bunny stands up, and takes a few steps away from the bench. She lets out a faint sigh, and then bends down beginning to stretch.She spreads her long legs shoulder width, and then begins to stretch thoward the ground, you can she the definition in her legs and arms as she does this. It's not a very beastly woman tone, but more of a female fitness instructor tone.-

-The door opens, and SNM pops in with his skully on his head, his leather jacket, a black tall t underneath, a pair of denim jeans, and a pair of black suede boots. Sno' Bunny looks at him and rolls her eyes for a moment.-

SNM: Ay, look... I told ya' I would be right back!

SNO': But that... was a while ag-- you know what, forget it!

SNM: Girl, I love when you get mad! It brings out dat' Russian accent, and dat turns me on!
But to a sense a lil' bit of anger in ya' voice because I wasn't here? Did ya' miss me or somethin'?

-Sno' Bunny rolls her eyes once again, and begins her stretches once more. SNM picks up the towel from the bench that Sno' Bunny had previously laid there. He then balls it up, an' tosses the towel at her in a joking manner.-

SNM: Stop rollin' ya eyes at me... you an' ya stankin' ass!

SNO': You know!

-SNM lets out a laugh as Sno'Bunny lunges toward him, and kicks him in the shin.-

SNM- Yo, I gotta' match tonight. Ya' can't be doing that!

-Sno'Bunny gets in SNM's face, and then bites her lip, and lets out a smirk.-

SNO': Who's da'' Poussie now?

SNM: Da' what? Da Pa- (EWW)- sie? Ahah!

-Sno'Bunny slaps at Sho'No once again.-

SNO'- You are such an' asshole.

SNM- Shit, I ain't bein' an asshole, I like how ya' talk. I'll tell ya' what though... Serai's been talkin', an' she's been talkin' pretty tough!!

SNO': Let her talk... She talks, I break things. That is the differance!

-After all this Sno' Bunnys semi playful expression changed to an expression of deep dedication.-

SNO': I don't even know why I'm talking about diss'. I should be warming up, we all can't smoke those ceegars like you, and be fine. Some of us like to push ourselves.

-Sno'Bunny walks over to her gym bag, and then she unzips it.-

SNO': However, since there is a camera, I feel like I will say a few words for Ms. Serai? You see, she says I'm a gringo... damn right, I will be whatever you say I am, but the truth of everything is, there is a million latinas like you, and only on Feodora Austin. I am not your average diva, and I want you to take me lightly. When I step in the ring, you will know the truth though, and all of the all of IWF will know too! See, I was trained to do two things in this world, break bones with submissions, and fracture skulls with my legs. You could look at me as a prototype... a new generation of diva. Sexy... but all at the same time... deadly! I do this because I am built mentally to do this. You however!

-Rage fills in Sno'Bunnys eyes, she looks down at the locker room floor for a moment, and regians her emotions. From seeing this you can tell that she is one to get set off at any moment. Feodora Austin looks up, and taps her pointer finger at her head a couple times, letting everyone know she thought about it for a moment.-

SNO': You are a gossip girl. The typical type diva of the IWF. You act rough and tough, but inside you are scared. You don't come to IWF to wrestle. You come to the IWF because you love the gossip. Noone gives a damn about your problems, or your movies, or your promotions. I'm not the one for glam. I only dress sexy when I come down to the ring with Sho'No, because that is what I do as his manager. I'm more of a rugged woman. You can have your fifteen minutes of fame, and bloat and
brag... "Oh I won", and "I got a title shot in the future"... too bad you don't have one to take Serai.

-Sno'Bunny swallows for a moment.-

SNO': I would have loved taking it from you. Still, not as much as I'm going to love using that alien shaped head of your for target practice, and beleive me... I hit accurate. Pulling hair will not work with me "HOOD RAT", you might be able to beat James Shark!

-SNM laughs under his breath at this comment. Sno' Bunny looks over at Sho' No Mercy and lets out a tiny smile.-

SNO': But, that is because he is a poussie!

-SNM lets out a laugh as Sno' Bunny slaps at him without taking her eyes off of the camera.-

SNO': The fact that he has the championship belt in the IWF really says a lot about the talent in this federation. Doubt me all you want... Gringa this, and Gringa that. I tell you what, I'm going to take these sexy ass legs, and I'm going drive them into your skull, and I'm going to Gah-RINGGA them ears. Who knows, maybe you won't have to hear Sharks mouth anymore.

SNO': I mean, do you really that you are ready? If you do... I feel sorrow for you beautiful, because when the bell rings, you are going to be so let down. Then when you wake up after I kick the daylight out of you, and your in the ambulance, with very little recollection of what happened. Only remember one thing... you we're caught in the Sno' Bunnys Blizzard.

SNO': Hell or high water, I will win... because how do you say... It's my destiny! Serai, you are a video vixen, a grouple, a backstage... what do they call it Sho'??

-Sno' Bunny looks over at SNM. SNM shrugs for a moment. Sno' Bunny continues to stare at him until he gives an answer.-

SNM: You mean a jumpoff?

SNO': Yeah... that is it yes? A jumpoff... it is like a whore?

SNM: Exactly... but jumpoffs do it for free!!

SNO': Even better. That is exactly what I am saying. You do talk a tough game, so I do look forward to seeing you in the ring. Even though I know I'm going to feel let down when I step in there, and finish you with one kick. Your lucky SNM got the no dq match, he felt like that would be too much for you. I however do not... I think I want to break euor bones, and I want to laugh standing over your beaten' body! I am a sick bitch, I know. I grew up in Russia, no way is a a latina going to take the fight out of me.. Hell no that won't happen. I really can't imagine losing tonight. That's almost like imagining you can "really" wrestle... Well, I'm not going to go that far. That is a long shot! When I look at you I can tell you can't wrestle. I'm done here.

-SNM taps Sno'Bunny on the waist.-

SNM: Ay Sno', before cameraman goes, why don't you show da' world what dat' sly devil Sho'No showed you?

-Sno' Bunny nods once at SNM, and then mushes the camera down, sending the cameraman tumbling back.-

SNO': Ay yo bitch... Back 'DEE' fuck up!

SNM: Ahah, good... 'the' fuck up!! 'The'... We gonna' work on it... don't worry!!