Ma Hands Will Land

- - Ma Hands Will Land - -

All week I've been gettin all this negativity. Stalker hittin up ma cell. Dumbass filmin me talkin shit in the gym. Homeboys and Mandems tellin me that O'Shannon will whup ma ass.. oh and a brokeback moantain horsey ridin lil punk ass bitch talkin greeze. Life of a Champ. Life of James Shark. Haters gon hate. Ima do ma thang this Saturday Night. Get another knockout. Get some more money.

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EVENT : BATTLEGROUNDS IV : THE IRISH INVASION
EVENT TYPE : WEEKLY SHOW
ROLEPLAY : NUMBER THREE
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At Demolition Day I captured my first championship. That was fuckin huge. There were alot of mans that night that did not want ma black ass holdin that championship, and alot of mans that did not pay good money to see me win. Alot of people dont like me, I get that, but yo, respect me. Respect me cause of what I've been through. I was a young negro on the streets, got spat on, got jumped, and got things yelled out at me that a young 8 year old black kid should never hear. I watched ma mom die. I didnt have no daddy. I fought in the mo'fuckin streets, I got locked up, I did the drugs, I got that dirty money, I seen it all and basically done it all. I was goin nowhere fast, and now look at me. I went from goin nowhere to bein everywhere.

Now Im on the mo'fuckin rooftops. Now I got ma face planted on billboards, movie posters, and yo girlfriends panties. Everyones talkin bout me. The people that hate me, them haters, talkin that good shit, I thank them cause they just makin me more popular. Now Im Champion. Im in the fast lane, livin that good life. So Respect me.

With all the shit thats gone down since Demolition Day.. haters, stalkers, o'shannon. I guess that caught Mr.Piers attention. I got invited to Piers Morgan tonight. I was a little bit unsure at first cuz I seen the one with Jesse Ventura on it and damn. Homeboy Piers looked pretty damn annoyin. Dude was pressin buttons and tryin to start drama. I accepted anyways. I told maself if Piers wants to poke holes at me, go right ahead. Haters gon hate.



::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Hello James, welcome, welcome, take a seat. Wow that sure looks heavy.

He pointed at my IWF Full Throttle Championship. I sat down.

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Somethin light.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Haha yes. Im sure for a big strong man like yourself its something light, but do you think I can carry that big thing?

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Nigga please, this isn't a big thing, its ma life.

Things got awkward. Piers eyes grew wide. He straightened some papers and took a deep breathe.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
You see James, I invited you here because well, we need to talk about a few things. Dont take any offense to this but you are possibly one of the most hated professional athletes in the entire world, and possibly of history.

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Aight, thats cool. Take offense to this, you possibly the talk host with the most bad breathe in the entire world, and possible of history.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Hahaha, see, and this is one of the reasons why James. You need to be more nicer.

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
You need to brush yo teeth.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Anyways James, enough of this smack talk or whatever you call it, I ne-

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Dog... It aint "smack talk" or talkin greeze. Its the truth homie.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Anyways as I was saying, I need to interview you. We cant spend this whole time arguing can we?

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
You ate some sort of exotic food didn't you?, I smell that shit homie.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
First question. Whats with the excessive use of the ''n'' word?

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Whats the n word?

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Come on now James, the n word, you know what Im talking about.

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Nigga ?

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Thats it! Now your getting alot of heat for that, why do you say it all the time?, you dont find it disrespectful?

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
You stupid?, dog, I aint a white boy, Im black homie. Why the hell am I gettin heat for that, thats stupid.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Its because of the way you talk, just like you did there, when you said your not a ''white boy''. Whats wrong with white people James?

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
I dont know dog. White girls are fuckin fine but white boys are whack.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Why do you have to get so racial James?, your on CNN, this is a show that anyone can tune in and watch. Im white. Whats wrong with me?

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Your breath smells like shit. Yo haircut aint fresh, and you got no swagga homie.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
I understand your story and that you grew up with street thugs and people who use terms like "fresh" and "swagga" and maybe that is where all this swearing comes from also but I dont think you have any right to be talking about white people and other races and using the n word an-

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
You got something green on yo buck teeth homie. Its buggin me. Cant stop lookin at it.

Piers sighed, shook his head, and turned to the camera men rolling his eyes.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Ok we need to take a break, when we come back we'll get into some other topics, It seems as though there is no change in you.

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::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
We're back with the IWF Full Throttle Champion, James Shark.

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Yo

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
James what do you think of Jay Rocks new song dedicated to you thats set to debut this weekened.

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Can we get some bitches in here?, like yo, this is a fuckin sussage fest, nuff fat camera men, you, me, like yo... lets get some bitches up in this mothafucka.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Why dont you answer any of my questions?

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Dog, your questions are stupid. What the hell do you want me to say?, coarse I like it, its all about me, all about how I whup ass, respect to Jay Rock, hes a fuckin G. He knows whats up. Like you know all this, I dont know why you askin questions you already know the answers to.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Your not in the ring, your not backstage at a live IWF Event. James you can cool down now. This is your chance to win some fans, gain respect.

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Whatever drug your on, I want it homie.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
I dont do drugs James.

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Then the fuck are you talkin bout?

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Im just being honest. Alot of people judge you and dont really know you. They see you on tv being all racial and what not, flashing your chains and your bling. Constantly running your mouth about other people and constantly using the n word and your profoun language. Nows the chance for people to see you. To tune in to this channel and get to know you better.

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Cool story nigga.

Piers shook his head in dissapointment.

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
You needa take this in, Haters can hate, I get mad knockouts, mad money, and thats why people gon hate.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
No James not only because of that. That is nothing to hate on about, sure people can be jelous but its because of the way you act.

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
I aint actin dog. Im doin me.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
This whole thing is you doing you?

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Dunknooo

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
I find that very hard to believe.

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
I dont give a fuck dog. I aint tryin to make believers. Im just doin me.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
The IWF does not punish you for the things you say and the way you present yourself?

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
All the IWF do for me, is book the victims, and give me ma money.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Ok well apperently I have to "take all this in", so we're going to go to break.

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::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Ok we're back but..... James is not. He left a few minutes ago... auctually he left when the commercial break started. He said that this was a sussage fest and that he wanted to bring some girls. We tried extending the commercial break, but hes still not back. We'll try getting a hold of him, in the mean time, another commercial break should do it. I do appologize, we will be back ladies and gentlemen, stay tuned.

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::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Ok folks!, we're back and James has brought along some......friends.

The camera turned to James Shark who had his arm around two girls who were smoking hot and dressed very innapropriately.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
And James.... where did you guys meet again?

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
iunno I was like drivin around and shit lookin for some bitches and then they just walked over to ma vheicle and I was like... yo are you girls bitches?, and they were like.... well what did you girls say?

::TANYA:: | TANYA |
I said that I was going to suck his dick so hard until it fell off.

::TIFFANY:: | TIFFANY |
And I said that I was going to sow his dick back on and ride it until it broke in half.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Oh dear God, what is this?. James what is wrong with you?, Oh my, you two girls are escorts, jesus christ. Will someone escort these escorts out of here?

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Say what?, yo these bitches are ma friends.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Say bye to your friends James.

The escorts began to be escorted to the door by secruity guards.

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Man you white boys dont no fun.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Again with the racial comment.

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Im doin me.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Ok so James, this stalker. Have you heard from her recently?

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Nahh I havent.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
And the police have already stated they cant do anything about it, correct?

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Yall ready know

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
You seemed really worried when she called after Demoltion Day.

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Its fucked up b. Like chick calls before or after an event, then doesn't call. When she calls, its fucked. She tells me what Im wearing, what Im doin, tells me she comin for me, its like she in the same room as me. Its just some fucked up shit dog.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
With all that happening do you get more nervous or maybe, is it harder to concentrate on your match?

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Nahh its all good. If anything it gets me more pumped, more motivated. My job is to fight. If I dont win I dont get the money I should get, and if I dont fight I dont get paid. The bitch can call up ma cell and link me up but Im gettin paid. Money over bitches and that money is on ma mind.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
So your just going to let her keep calling?

::CONFIDENT: | JAMES SHARK |
Everytime the biddy calls the things she says gets more crazy. I have a feelin ima meet this crazy bitch pretty soon. The days the calls stop, the bitch is either dead or on her way to visit me, and if she wants to visit me, I welcome her with open arms, a 12 inch dick, and a big fuck you.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Ok well we're going to take another short break. After the break we will be talking about some backstage heat in the IWF. Dont miss it.

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::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Alright James. There has been talks everywhere in the wrestling world about a man that goes by the name of Vincent Van Rose, you know him?

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Unfortunetly ye, I know the motherfucker.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
You two have been going at it havent you?

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Right now its just typical highschool drama, we havent been goin at it up close and in person, if the dude wants to make that happen, Im down.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
So tell us about it, how did this all start?

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
It started a few days ago styll. Homeboy logged onto his Twitter or Facebook, Tumbler I dont know what the hell he used but he posted somethin about him bein happy about joinin the IWF, that same day someone asked me how I felt about the IWF gettin all this new competition right?, So I was like, "nahh they soft, nothin special". Then yo, take this in, this little bitch goes back to his computer, minimizes his Cowboys and Dungeons game and logs onto his social network account and taks mad shit.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
What did he say?

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Dude went on a role, it was just James Shark this, James Shark that. Everything that he posted had ma name on it. Pathetic thing is shit was posted every 5 seconds. He said stupid ass shit like he could beat me with one hand tied behind his back, that he would tie me up to his bumber or whatever, that I would get the Southern Sledgehammer, that he will take my title and my girl Zedic. Nigga just got mad.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
How did you react to all this?

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
I sat back, let him do his talkin behind his computer, but then mans wanted to know what I thought about him. So I said it straight up, I told the world on telvision what I thought of him.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Which was?

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
A brokeback moantain cowboy faggit ass bitch.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Oh dear lord. He didn't react kindly too that did he?

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
He went back to his little computer and typed "Oh Im sorry, im use to black people doing all the work for me", or somethin along those lines. He deleted it I think today, or iunno, maybe it still up there but nigga caught feelings.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Wow I guess you could say all of this went way out of hand. That is just un neccassary for anyone to say, and this just goes back to my talk with you at the beginning of the show about racial comments.

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Whatever dog, I dont want to get into that shit but yo, he caught feelings. He got mad, and went for some personal shit. Typical redneck cowboy.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Wow

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Typical keyboard warrior. Dudes a man. Hes a professional wrestler. Yet the dude lives in the basement with his mom, pretending to be a cowboy, and is a pound for pound keyboard warrior. Motherfucker wouldn't stop postin until he "won".

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Did he win?

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Well if you call fuckin yo self over winning, then ok. Cause he fucked himself over big time. When homeboy posted that racist shit I told ma self I would do the rest of ma talking in the ring.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
So will there be a Rose vs Shark matchup?

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Dude wants ma title, dude wants to scrap, and dude has been suckin christians dick for his match so I say its gon happen, I dont know when but nigga just dug his own grave, I just gotta kick the dude in then kick the dirt in, and piss on it.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Well if this match keeps building up it could be the most anticipated matchup ever.

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Well if it does it wont live up to the hype homie. Its gon be the shortest match in the history of the IWF, I already have the record for that, knocking out Darlington in about 3 seconds. Ima knock this dude out in a second.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Well make it happen IWF. We'll go back to a break, but when we come back, we talk about James Sharks upcoming matchup, the co main event of Battlegrounds, Champion vs Champion. O'Shannon vs Shark.

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::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
We're back with IWF Full Throttle Champion James Shark. Hate him or be one of the rare few that love him, he is on our minds and we cannot ignore him. James this Saturday you will be in the co main event of BattleGrounds IV and you will take on the IWF High Impact Champion, Connor O'Shannon.

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Wrong. This saturday I will be in the co main event of BattleGrounds IV and I will KNOCKOUT the IWF High Impact, Connor O'Shannon.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Bold statement. What do you think about the High Impact Champion?

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
The name of the championship does not fit the white boy. He hasn't earned ma respect and I dont think hes earned anyones respect. I knocked out William Darlington when the odds were stacked against me, I knocked him out even after an attack by the Right Hand Gaylords, I got hit by Blackwings Cane. However when Connor O'Shannon gets attacked by them and the odds are stacked against him, he gets his ass kicked. He dont get up and keep fighting, nahh. He sits there like a sittin duck. What a pussy. Pussies cant be champions. O'Shannon dont desereve to be champion, and I ask God everyday why people like him are so lucky. Unfortunetly for homeboy O'Shannon, the luck of the irish will be thrown accross the other side of the rainbow. Im going to knock his ass out.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
You just reminded me. That whole rainbow, pott of gold, him being Irish. There was a video released of you being very raci-

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Ok. Im a racist. I dont give a fuck dog. It aint like im racist in the way of hatin other races. Ill story on races I wont hate on em. I dont hate irish men, I just dislike the motherfucker of the name of Connor O'Shannon. The bitch gets the High Impact Championship on a silver platter. I had to qualify and fight for my Full Throttle Championship.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
He had to fight for it too.

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Really Piers?. Cause that match looked fuckin planned. It was so easy for him that it could have been all planned out. He faced a bunch of midgets, curtain jackers and pussies. He got his real test last week when he got jumped by the Right Hand Gaylord. If he cant handle a dude I took a beatin from and a dude I knocked out twice, what makes him think he gon handle me?. He does not desereve to be in the same ring with me, his name dont desereve to be beside mine on a show card and he doesn't desereve to be considered a champion.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Other than what you believe, which is Connor fighting nobody for the title, why dont you think he desereves to be considered a champion?

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Hes faced nothin but pussies and midgets, and he proved last week that he dont got no heart. He got his ass kicked and just took it up the ass like he didn't give a fuck. He didn't get back up, he didn't show no heart of a champion.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
But James you said that you have been fighting nobodys this whole time, from Mason to Darlington, ZIF and Blackwing, you all called them a bunch of losers and said that the matches were so one sided.

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Ok if you want to bring that up, when I fought them losers I made people realize that they losers, when O'Shannon faced the losers he faced after he won the title, he didn't prove a point, he didn't send no message, he didn't do shit. He showed that those losers were a challenge for him, he was strugglin wth them losers. I on the other hand have sent a message and prove points. I get knockouts everytime I fuckin fight dog.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
You think you will get the knockout this time?

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
You can bet yo pasty ass Ill get the knockout.

::TALK HOST:: | PIERS MORGAN |
Why is that?

::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Ma hands will land.... they always do.