Contract Or No Contract... I'm still the ultimate asshole

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
Alright wrestling fans, your listening to Wrestling Unplugged XM Radio station, Today our guest is none other than MMA Legend and Wrestling Megastar Cody Taylor, The man who hasn't been out of the papers these past few days due to his actions at Bloody Sunday, Now before you all Judge Cody is here to explain his side of the story to the world.

GEORGE ZAIA:
The ever conterviersal Cody Taylor, I mean this did make me sick but then again we have to wait to find out both sides of the story, sure we all Seen Cody Ram the Chair into Robbie Hart's Pregnant Girlfriend's Stomach at Bloody Sunday... but was it really supposed to go down like that.

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
Ladies and Gentlemen, Cody Taylor just entered the room!

GEORGE ZAIA:
Hahaha, This kid has more bling on him than every rapper out there combined. This kid truly is Swaggered out here for his vist to the studio. He’ll be joining us shortly, he’s just getting settled in.

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
The headset’s over there Cody.

GEORGE ZAIA:
Cody Taylor how are ya doing bud? It’s great to have you here for the first time!

CODY TAYLOR:
I'm good George just doing my thing, came out to tell it like it is just like Cody Taylor always fucking does, Ya DIG?

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
Well us having you hear on the show has caused allot of Problems, because have of the world is pissed off at you right now... What's your opinion on them all being so mad at you?

CODY TAYLOR:
Let them be mad Anthony, because I'm a young succesful, Rich, Handsome son of a bitch, they all go their own opinions of Cody Taylor but I really Couldn't give a shit, I do me all day everyday I live in my own little world, where none of these people even excist to me Ya Dig?"

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
Well Folks you heard it here first, Cody Taylor doesn't care HAHA... So Cody lets get this out of the way first what is your Opinion on you gettting released from you IWF Contract.

CODY TAYLOR:
Don't give a shit dog, It is what it is.. Robbie Hart is a fucking bitch who ran crying to Corey Casey telling him the big bad Cody Taylor was coming for him, Like SHUT THE FUCK UP ROBBIE WHERE YO' BABIES AT BITCH? WHERE YO' BABIES AT?

GEORGE ZAIA:
WOW Cody I can't believe you just said that, You are the reason Three Unborn Babies are dead.... Yet you show no remorse about it, You don't have a Heart man.

CODY TAYLOR:
Shut the fuck up little Muslim bitch... No one give a fucking about Robbie Hart and his punk ass little slut, I'm Cody Taylor yall need to realize I don't care about none of yall, You just put money in my pocket other than that Yall fucking dumb ass Poor little non factors YA DIG?

GEORGE ZAIA:
Wow You really are a heartless monster Cody.

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
Well despite what George thinks our chatroom on our website is buzzing right now about Cody Taylor, No matter what you do Cody It seem's your fans will always love you no matter what.. One fan actually said They wished you Killed Loca aswell as the babies Oh P.S We Love You Cody Taylor Come Back to UFC

GEORGE ZAIA:
WHAT THE HELL

CODY TAYLOR:
Haha Taylor Gang Or Die Faggots, Taylor Gang Swag Fear Cody Taylor, Fear James Shark... Fear Team Swag Bitches, But as for killing Loca nah Dog I want to fuck that bitch till her pussy is sore.... that fucking bitch is fine, Yo I'd say sorry to her for what happened but not that little bitch Robbie doe

GEORGE ZAIA:
WAIT You Honestly think Loca would Go near you after what you did?

CODY TAYLOR:
Bitch I'm Cody Taylor I could have knocked her grandmother around with a baseball bat and the hoe would still jump on ma dick, LOCA YO BABY I'm SORRY I KILLED YO BABIES... WANT ME TO REPLACE THEM? Baby You know Cody Didn't mean it... You Know I love you Loca

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
Cody Wait what? You Love Loca? What The Hell is going on around here?

CODY TAYLOR:
Yeah Dog I love Loca Rosci with all my heart dog, she fucked Robbie and that pissed me off yo, I had to do what I had to do man... I asked Loca to marry me and shit dog but she turned me down for Robbie Homie.

GEORGE ZAIA:
Are You being Serious here Cody? Tell me you are joking right now.

CODY TAYLOR
Dog I swear you I ain't joking with you, Men I loved that Sexy ass Bitch and she gone and did this to me homie, how you think this makes me feel dog? I got feelings to you know.

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
No Way is this for real, Cody you have to be messing with us right now.

GEORGE ZAIA:
I'm not to sure Anthony I think Cody is actually being honest for once, I mean look at this face that just tell's he is being honest, He looks sad for once on his life... I believe him this time Anthony.

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
But It's Cody Taylor he has never been Serious with Reporters in his life.

CODY TAYLOR:
But Yall ain't reporter doe, yall my friends right?

GEORGE ZAIA:
Are we your friends Cody? Does this mean we are in team Swag now?

CODY TAYLOR:
You going to have to ask Shark about that one dog, he the General of Team Swag... Cody Just the good looking White Boy Ya Dig.

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
HAHA To True.

CODY TAYLOR:
Dog You calling me good looking? yall be fantising about me naked and shit ain't you?

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
Wait NO.. What are you talking about Cody.. Anyway moving on lets talk about Robbie Hart, He seems to want your head on a plate right now after your actions at Bloody Sunday.

CODY TAYLOR:
Yeah sure you done, FUCK ROBBIE HART.. Bitch can't say jack shit yo.. those were ma babies anyway if Loca say they ain't she lying, I pounded that bitch since I got to IWF... SO He can't be mad because I killed my own kids Ya Dig?

GEORGE ZAIA:
This is all legit right Cody?

CODY TAYLOR:
YEAH DOG.. Those where ma babies Ma Du, I'm heartbroken about the whole situation... I hope Loca is alright, because she the best Piece of ass i ever did fuck ya dig?

GEORGE ZAIA:
I Feel bad for you right now Cody, You really do seem to be heartbroken about this all... maybe a break from wrestling is what you need right now.

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
One of your fans on our chatroom just said "Can't believe this, Just shows how human Cody Taylor actually is.. WE LOVE YOU #TaylorGangSwag" well It seems the fans are really getting behind you right now Cody...

CODY TAYLOR:
Ma Fan's always got ma back Anthony, they never left me no matter what... But on the real Robbie Took what is mine... Loca and that TIW United States Championship, I want them both back... I will be back in IWF soon you all better believe that ma du's

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
You don't have a contract though Cody... They won't rehire you not ever, especially not with Corey Casey running things over there

CODY TAYLOR:
With or without a contract I'm going to be there dog, I got to get Loca back no matter what man... I love her ya dig?

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
I get that I really do Cody but anyway we have our first caller for you today and its someone you know very very well Cody?

CODY TAYLOR:
YO IS IT LOCA? Cause if it is yall need to leave we have freaky ass Phone Sex.

GEORGE ZAIA:
It is Not Loca Cody, she is still in the hospital

ANYTHONY NICHOLS:
Yeah But this is someone else you know well... he is part of Team Swag

GEORGE ZAIA:
He took time out of his busy training schedule to be on the phone... he is the IWF Heavyweight Champion James Shark

CODY TAYLOR:
Shiiiizzzzark.... Hahaha Ma Du

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JAMES SHARK
Yo?

ANYTHONY NICHOLS:
JAMES SHARK! your live on Wrestling Unplugged, how are you doing today

JAMES SHARK:
It's all good ya dig?

GEORGE ZAIA:
lets dive right into this James, and find out exactly What Do you think Of Codys Release From IWF.

JAMES SHARK:
I think his release from IWF is straight bullshit... how the fuck you gonna release the dude thats on the PPV Poster of Isolation, how the fuck you gonna release 1/2 of the Tag Team Champions

CODY TAYLOR:
THAT MA DU SHARKY... He tells it like it is YA DIG.

JAMES SHARK:
how the fuck you gonna release Cody Taylor in general? I ain't surprised doe, I remembered when the IWF booted me out.

CODY TAYLOR:
IWF IS RAN BY BUMBACLOTS LIKE COREY "FUCK ME IN THE ASS" CASEY.. Dumb fuck, anyone else notice he looks like a skinny Stefan Raab?

ANYTHONY NICHOLS:
HAHA

GEORGE ZAIA:
Shark What About this Supposed Relationship with Loca, Cause Cody is claiming to be the father

JAMES SHARK:
What about it? I wouldn't be surprised if that were true either... Cody gets girls, and the motherfucker pretty much has his pick on any girl he wants, if he wanted Loca, he could get her, I wouldn't be surprised in the least if Loca hopped on that a while back.

CODY TAYLOR:
You hear this people, Sharky tells the truth right there.... Wait Yo is he calling me a man whore? I AINT A MAN WHORE, I Innocent.

ANYTHONY NICHOLS:
HAHA Cody NO, he was stating you are a ladies man.

CODY TAYLOR:
Oh YEYEYEYE.

GEORGE ZAIA:
James How Confident are you heading into battle ground without your partner and teaming with a man you have history with

CODY TAYLOR:
Don't ask dumb question's you 9/11 Terrorist bombing fuck

JAMES SHARK:
Extremely Confident, you don't even gotta ask me that, everyone knows that I come into all my matches with an extreme amount of confidence, cause I know what I can do, I believe in ma abilities and I know what Im capable of.

CODY TAYLOR:
See... Now why you ask him stupid questions anyway though?

JAMES SHARK:
It dont matter if me and Dan got a history, if anything that makes us a stronger tag team, yall dont gotta worry about any bad blood

GEORGE ZAIA:
So James the big question on everyones mind.. Would you rather have Cody in your team or Dan

CODY TAYLOR:
That is so obvious, he knows who will get the job done and who wont.

JAMES SHARK:
Cody. I don't even think I gotta give yall a reason... Dans rusty, I know he's been in another company, but IWF is the best, if your not here, then your not fighting the best

CODY TAYLOR:
TOLD YOU!!!!

GEORGE ZAIA:
Thank You For Your Time James, Anything you would like to say before you go?

JAMES SHARK:
Ya, all I gotta say is Money On Team Swag, see yall bitches on Saturday Peace Ma Nigga

CODY TAYLOR:
Peace Sharky

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
Cody we’re going to ask you some questions here on the chat room on our website. TaylorGangSwagGirl wants to know… well I’ll quote this.. “What do you see in Loca? She is ugly as hell?”

CODY TAYLOR:
Ma baby Loca fucking hot dog, We going to run away and get married and shit ya dig, never going to let harm come to her like that bitch Robbie Did, He ain't no man he a fucking Pussy that let ma Bitch Loca get smacked with a steel chair dog.

GEORGE ZAIA:
Cody but it was you that hit her with the steel chair, so how is this Robbie's fault.

CODY TAYLOR:
Shut the fuck up you osama bin ladin looking mother fucka, I never meant to hurt Loca ya dig... I fucking love that bitch... But I had to prove to her Robbie Didn't give a shit about her so I HAD TO DO IT... Ya Dig.

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
Ok Moving Swiftyly on Wait we actually have a caller on the line wanting to talk to you Cody.

CODY TAYLOR:
Is she hot? Yo tell her to send some pictures in first... I fuck her senseless whilst I wait for Loca to recover

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GEORGE ZAIA:
Hellloooooooo! , your live with Wrestling Unplugged!

CALLER:
Cody Loca, Love you too... She said she wants to run away and get married.

CODY TAYLOR:
Yo Loca that you baby? Loca Baby I love you.... I'll come get you after this Interview we go to Vegas and get married.... BABY YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH LOCA.... I'm sorry.

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
…..she just hung up on us….

CODY TAYLOR:
Call her fucking back asshole, I never got her answer, FUCKING BUMBACLOT.... CALL HER BACK ASSHOLE.

GEORGE ZAIA:
We can't it was an unknown number Cody, If that was Loca please call back in... Cody needs his answer.

CODY TAYLOR
Yeyeyeyeyeye, I Love Her man... it heartbreaking dog

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
Whilst we wait to see if Loca calls back, lets call up our next caller.

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GEORGE ZAIA:
Hey who… who are we calling?

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
It’s a surprise, and we weren’t supposed to do this till the end but I think we’re about done here…. This interview has became all about Loca and Cody's secret love a fair.

CALLER:
Hello?

GEORGE ZAIA:
Hello, how are you today sir?

CALLER:
I'm Good

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
Hey guys, does that voice sound familiar to you?

CODY TAYLOR:
YEYEYEYE IT MEXICAN.... IT THE MEXICAN, IT SEAN... you know him with the sexy ass wifey.... Oh Christina I'd Fuck da shit right out of her like OOOOH CHRISTINA FUCKING TAKE MA DICK BITCH TAKE IT... then I slap her on the ass like go make me sandwich now bitch.

SEAN MENDEZ:
Shut the fuck up Cody, I'm not here to talk about Christina... I'm here because I'm the man who pushed you to championship gold in TIW... So these Idiots wanted me to talk about you.

CODY TAYLOR:
Shut the fuck up before I dig up yo' daddy and buttfuck him so hard whilst wearing his Wrestling mask... Like Ooooh Mr Mendez take dat in ass... cause no one gives a shit About Mexicans dutty spics.

GEORGE ZAIA:
Sean try your best to ignore him, can you tell us first off what did you see in Cody to push him into the title picture in TIW.

SEAN MENDEZ:
Cody had undeniable talent, I mean come on how many Guys from MMA can actually come into Wrestling and make a succesful run of it... barely any and Cody done it all in a short time frame.

CODY TAYLOR:
Aww He being nice to me... I guess I wont dig up his daddy and fuck him in the ass now, I'll be nice and just fuck his wifey now.

SEAN MENDEZ:
He is still an asshole though.

CODY TAYLOR:
THAT IS IT THE DEAL IS OFF... I GO DIG HIS DADDY UP NOW AND SUPERMAN THAT HOE

GEORGE ZAIA:
Sean Sorry about him.. What Do you think of Cody being Released from IWF?

SEAN MENDEZ:
Well I think it is their loss, because Cody equals money so they released him so I'm guessing someone else will snap him up maybe CWF or something.

CODY TAYLOR:
YO FUCK OFF, I'll Never Go to CWF... I don't want that Hoe Sabrina trying to take a shit on ma chest... Dog I'm clean I wanna keep it that way.

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
HAHA Good One Cody

CODY TAYLOR:
GET OFF MA FUCKING DICK... Where Loca, Yo Can I touch maself over Locas picture right now.. I got Naked shit of her on ma Cell Dog.

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
NO CODY We Don't want to see this.

GEORGE ZAIA:
Well Sean thanks for coming on the show, hope to talk to you again sometime.

SEAN MENDEZ:
No problem Talk to yall Later.

CODY TAYLOR:
Yeyeye Peace Bitch... Yo Call Immigration on his ass tho... He Mexican... Border Jumping little maggot.

GEORGE ZAIA:
He was Born in Los Angeles You Idiot.

CODY TAYLOR:
Yo fuck you little Muslim bitch.. go the fuck back to iraq and stop planting bombs in ma country... Fucking Sadam Hussian Looking, Ugly ass... Monkey Looking bitch.

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
Ok both of you cut it out we have another caller I think this one you will really like Cody.

CODY TAYLOR:
You got my momma on the line? She a funny ass hoe... MOMMA WHY YOU NO LOVE CODY? WHAT I EVER DO TO YOU? Selfish fucking bitch.

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
Nope Not your mom Cody, but someone's mother you know very well.

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CALLER:
Hello?

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
Hello Miss Casey you are on Wrestling Unplugged welcome to the show.

CODY TAYLOR:
Yo Is that legit Corey Casey's Mom?

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
Yes it is Cody.

CODY TAYLOR:
Ah Shit Yo Yo Yo Whats Up Miss Casey?

MISS CASEY:
Hello Cody, How are you young man.

CODY TAYLOR:
I'm good Miss Casey, How is your fine ass today.

MISS CASEY:
I am Very Well Cody Thank you.

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
Miss Case-

CODY TAYLOR:
Anthony Shut the fuck up.. I'm speaking to miss Casey... Yo Miss casey what you doing right now Sexy? You got that hand of your down those big ass Panties of yours... Poking ya pink thing over the sound of Cody Taylor's Voice?

GEORGE ZAIA:
Cody... What The Fuck.

CODY TAYLOR:
FUCK YOU OSAMA.. I said I'm talking to miss Casey.

MISS CASEY:
I'm afriad not Cody.

CODY TAYLOR:
Aw come on miss Casey, If you do It I'll do it too... Me and you have some wild ass fucking phone sex Ya dig sexy?

MISS CASEY:
Corey would not like this Cody.

CODY TAYLOR:
Yo fuck Corey.. Nah Wait.. Nah Baby Fuck Me.. ye me and you in Corey's Bed... I get that old Pussy wet in a matter of moments baby, ME YOU HEAR THIS.. LISTEN CAREFULLY YOU CAN ACTUALLY HEAR HER DOING IT.

GEORGE ZAIA:
Oh My.

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
Ewww that is gross.. he's right you can hear her.

CODY TAYLOR:
Yo this is fucking awesome... someone send this to Corey... His Momma wants me to fuck her till she breaks yo HAHAHA Yo Momma Casey You want Ma Twelve Inch of white meat inside yo pussy?

MISS CASEY:
Oh yes Cody.. PLEASE, Its been so Long.. last time I had it was when Corey's Dad gave me it Ten years ago and he was shit, He is not a stallion like you Cody...

CODY TAYLOR:
YALL HEAR THIS, You want me to Pull on your hair Miss Casey whilst I fuck you like the dogs dog, then stick ma tounge in yo' ear... Shit this is getting me turned on yo.

GEORGE ZAIA:
Cody Please I beg of you to stop this is sick.

CODY TAYLOR:
SHUT THE FUCK UP MUSLIM BOY.

MISS CASEY:
Cody you come to my house and I make you dinner then we fuck like wild animals.

CODY TAYLOR:
Yes Miss Casey, I'd like that very much... MEGA MUCH... Yo can I video it and send it to Corey?

MISS CASEY:
Yes You can do anything you want Cody as long as you fuck me hard.

CODY TAYLOR:
I'M IN YO... Yess this is the best day of my fucking life dog.

GEORGE ZAIA:
I think I'm going to be sick

CODY TAYLOR:
George Bitch you want to Join in? she a dutty bitch.. I'm sure she'd let you even though you a muslim fuck tho."

MISS CASEY:
Yes Bring all of Team Swag... I let all of you take turns on me

CODY TAYLOR:
for real Miss Casey?

MISS CASEY:
Yes!!

CODY TAYLOR:
Oh My Fucking God.... Wait you who the fuck hung up on her?

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
I did that was sick Cody, please no more..

GEORGE ZAIA:
Yea lets move on to something else before I'm sick all over the studio

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
Yes No More Callers Lets just answer some questions from our chatroom.. Wow we have allot of Questions about you and Loca right now.. one Being "Why Don't you go get Loca out of hospital and run away together?" That is actually a dumb question.

CODY TAYLOR:
YO AMMA DO THAT DOG... Me and Loca can finally be together ya dig, I like this Idea very Much.

GEORGE ZAIA:
Cody You can't be serious right now... this is a dumb plan.

CODY TAYLOR:
FUCK YOU... It's a great fucking plan, I'm going to do this.. LOCA BABY I'm Coming for you.

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
CODY!!! atleast wait till after the interview I mean we did pay you for an hour of your time, So give us this hour.

CODY TAYLOR:
FINE!! got anymore dumb questions.

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
One from a girl calling herself JamesSharkIsMaBabyDaddy and it is "Who do you think will get the victory for Team Swag this weekend?"

CODY TAYLOR:
ME

GEORGE ZAIA:
Wait what? You don't have a contract and your not on the card.

CODY TAYLOR:
So I'm still going to show up and pick up the victory for Team Swag, YA DIG MUSLIMS BITCH.

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
Are you serious? Is this an Official Statement Cody Taylor is coming to Battle Ground?

CODY TAYLOR:
Yeah I'm showing up with or without a contract... I am Team Swag and this is billed as Team Swag Vs Steel Angel and Hostyle Jones... Team Swag Which I am apart of, So I will be showing up to Battle Ground to do my thing YA DIG.

GEORGE ZAIA:
No way You are just fucking with us Cody, Don't do this to the fans that love you they know you want show.

CODY TAYLOR:
Put Money on Cody Taylor showing up because I am, No matter what I will be at the main event and Team Swag will pick up the victory don't even doubt it You muslim Fuck... MONEY ON CODY... I'm coming to Battle Ground Wither Corey Casey Likes it or not.

ANTHONY NICHOLS:
We got the official Statement from Cody Taylor He will be at battle ground... Team Swag will be coming out in force this saturday... I can't believe this.

GEORGE ZAIA:
I still don't believe this, He is talking shit there is no way in hell IWF will let him get anywhere near that arena on saturday night... he is just yanking our chain.

CODY TAYLOR:
Like I said Believe it or not I will be there, I will be making a statement on that night but right now I'm going to go get Loca... because I love her.. LOCA BABY YOUR MAN IS COMING TO GET YOU... Peace out Bitches Team Swag is coming to Battle Ground and we coming to win Bank on that put your life savings on that bitches... I'm here to stay with or without a contract I will be at IWF every week till Corey Casey Quits being a bitch and rehires me.

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CODY TAYLOR SHOOT YOU KNEW THIS WAS HAPPENING BITCHES
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Cody Taylor killed the little babies ain't that a fucking shame, Cody Taylor the big bad wolf... Cody Taylor buttfucked everybody in upper limits so they fired him WAH WAH WAH.

Cody Taylor don't need your permission, My ass is showing up to battle Ground to help out Team Swag... Believe it ma dudes believe that.

Hostyle Jones is some WEW Reject who couldn't hack it so he ran away crying then he resurfaced in IWF, damn that sucks for IWF I mean First Sean Libby then Steel Angel The The Ninja NOW HOSTYLE... do you attract NON FUCKING FACTORS OR WHAT?

Look I'm just going to forget about Hostyle because no one gives a shit about that asshole, so lets move on to steel angel.

Steel Angel aka Ma Bitch Aka the biggest cry baby in IWF, the man who got a fluke victory over me and so far its been his only claim to fame in the wrestling business, truth be told no one actually gives a fuck about you Steelio... No one would care if you left IWF, NO ONE WOULD MISS YOU.. we would throw a party the second you left BELIEVE THAT... Kid I hate you for so many reason It isn't even funny no more, you have got on my nerves since the day I got here and why? because You think i got everything handed to me.. Bitch I got nothing handed to me I had to work my ass off for months to make it in the wrestling business and in that short Period of time I have actually accomplished more in wrestling than you have in these many years you have been running around cryin about how unfair people are to you... MAN THE FUCK UP BITCH... Sunday I'm coming to take your life just like I did those fucking little babies.