Brandon will understand

[02:49:57] @ Chuck Matthews : Allow me to tell you this story
[02:50:09] Sean Libby : Go ahead
[02:50:13] @ Chuck Matthews : I'm working at the drive-thru tonight
[02:50:15] @ Chuck Matthews : In the back
[02:50:33] @ Chuck Matthews : Bored. It's a slow night
[02:50:39] @ Chuck Matthews : Red car pulls up. Ford Focus
[02:50:54] @ Chuck Matthews : Beautiful girl at the wheel. 9/10
[02:51:14] @ Chuck Matthews : Maybe 19, blonde hair, green eyes, great smile, face not tainted by overabundance of makeup
[02:51:31] @ Chuck Matthews : Wearing this badass low-cut shirt, tight fit, picture of a skull and guitars on it
[02:51:53] @ Chuck Matthews : I take her order. #12 with a large coke, no ice. My favorite thing on the menu
[02:51:59] Sean Libby : Damn...
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[02:52:10] @ Chuck Matthews : Total comes out to be $7.38. She gives me a $20
[02:52:30] @ Chuck Matthews : I begin counting her change. Start conversation with her because our drive-thru is retarded and doesn't have a speaker
[02:52:48] @ Chuck Matthews : I ask her how her night is going. She says "I'm sick of dealing with ignorant guys"
[02:52:49] Sean Libby : ...Wow
[02:53:01] @ Chuck Matthews : "Well...I spologize on behalf of the male species"
[02:53:11] @ Chuck Matthews : Facepalming myself in my head for saying something so stupid
[02:53:26] @ Chuck Matthews : She laughs anyway. Laughter is like fucking music
[02:53:41] @ Chuck Matthews : She asks me my name. "Mat. Yours?" She tells me it's Jennifer
[02:53:50] @ Chuck Matthews : I ask what happened that makes her hate these "ignorant guys"
[02:54:16] @ Chuck Matthews : So she tells me this story about some dochebag at school that thinks they're dating
[02:54:29] @ Chuck Matthews : And how he barely remembers her name, yet insists on her sending him "pictures"
[02:54:48] @ Chuck Matthews : And he can't take a hint that she doesn't want to send him her tits
[02:55:05] @ Chuck Matthews : "I want him to leave me alone, but I don't want to be a bitch about it"
[02:55:11] @ Chuck Matthews : Internet virgin mode activated
[02:55:19] @ Chuck Matthews : Accidentally blurt out "Tell him you have a penis"
[02:55:25] @ Chuck Matthews : Long silence
[02:55:28] @ Chuck Matthews : Awkward as fuck
[02:55:33] @ Chuck Matthews : She suddenly bursts out laughing
[02:55:35] Sean Libby : OMG
[02:55:46] @ Chuck Matthews : "If I wasn't in the car right now, I'd hug you"
[02:55:50] Sean Libby : You didn't say that LMFAO
[02:56:02] @ Chuck Matthews : Car pulls up behind her, so she has to move forward to avoid holding up my line
[02:56:13] @ Chuck Matthews : She takes the receipt and writes her number down
[02:56:28] @ Chuck Matthews : "Nice talking to you. Call me sometime"
[02:56:30] @ Chuck Matthews : Pocket receipt
[02:56:33] @ Chuck Matthews : Treasure it forever
[02:56:37] @ Chuck Matthews : Jenny, I got your number
[02:56:40] @ Chuck Matthews : I need to make you mine
[02:56:44] @ Chuck Matthews : Jenny, don't change your number
[02:56:48] @ Chuck Matthews : 867-5309

God dammit.