Tim Patrick on Jackky Dane

[02:07:04] @ Chuck Matthews : I'm gonna have fun writing Dane's first match
[02:08:55] @ Chuck Matthews : Anna - Remember, this is a no DQ match. Anything is legal, weapons are...Chuck, get your hands out of your pants this instant!
[02:09:05] @ Chuck Matthews : Chuck - DON'T LET HIM NEAR ME
[02:09:45] Tim Patrick : hehehe
[02:09:54] Tim Patrick : there's no way he comes back though
[02:10:05] @ Chuck Matthews : Probably not
[02:10:17] Tim Patrick : i think the "chuck's balls" thing was his way of telling us to fuck off after he was told to correct his roster page
[02:10:18] @ Chuck Matthews : Were you around to see his antics when he first got here?
[02:10:34] @ Chuck Matthews : I wrote half his bio
[02:11:12] @ Chuck Matthews : I ended up snapping at the kid. I felt bad about it, but like...it's not rocket science to fill out a fucking application
[02:11:25] @ Chuck Matthews : You copy the template, and fill in the blanks. Is that so hard?
[02:11:36] Tim Patrick : no lol, i saw that chat had "awesome1" in it and didn't feel like dealing with whoever the hell that was lol
[02:11:58] Tim Patrick : then i clicked on the roster
[02:12:01] Tim Patrick : and saw his shit
[02:12:05] @ Chuck Matthews : Not like we're asking complicated questions. "Your Character's Mother's last name in 1972"
[02:12:10] Tim Patrick : and had to take a break from the computer LOL
[02:12:18] @ Chuck Matthews : LOL
[02:12:33] @ Chuck Matthews : So I was talking to I think Apollos about it
[02:12:50] @ Chuck Matthews : Saying like "I've never wanted to reject an application before"
[02:12:54] @ Chuck Matthews : And he comes back in
[02:13:05] @ Chuck Matthews : "U were talking behind my back"
[02:13:30] Tim Patrick : OOOOOOOOOOO YOU GONNA LET HIM TALK THAT WAY TO YOU
[02:13:36] Tim Patrick : FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT



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[02:13:42] @ Chuck Matthews : 1. It's a public chat. Anyone can see this. Is it really talking behind someone's back?
[02:14:00] @ Chuck Matthews : 2. THIS WAS THE KID THAT WROTE TWO SENTENCES AS AN APPLICATION
[02:14:03] Tim Patrick : if his back is to the computer
[02:14:04] Tim Patrick : yes
[02:14:14] @ Chuck Matthews : NONE OF WHICH CONTAINED ANY USEFUL INFORMATION PERTAINING TO HIS CHARACTER
[02:14:14] Tim Patrick : lol
[02:14:37] Tim Patrick : i would be interested to see which fed he came from and take a look at his character over there
[02:14:44] @ Chuck Matthews : "He is da awesome1 and he is gonana make a impakt becuz he iz awesome1 and u shud no who he is"
[02:14:46] Tim Patrick : and see what kind of RPs he writes if any
[02:15:02] Tim Patrick : i love his quote
[02:15:07] Tim Patrick : "DON'T FUCK ME UP"
[02:15:27] Tim Patrick : what is that?
[02:15:38] Tim Patrick : i'm not allowed to hit the fucker in a match?
[02:16:05] @ Chuck Matthews : Oh wait...that's other notes
[02:16:09] @ Chuck Matthews : I thought that was his quote
[02:16:15] @ Chuck Matthews : I was gonna have so much fun with that
[02:16:20] @ Chuck Matthews : [Ding! Ding! Ding!]
[02:16:28] @ Chuck Matthews : Jackky: "DON'T FUCK ME UP!"
[02:16:44] @ Chuck Matthews : [Tim stares at Jackky for a minute, then punches him in the face]


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[02:17:13] Tim Patrick : Years Wrestling: U wanna Know?
[02:17:18] Tim Patrick : yes you fuck
[02:17:20] Tim Patrick : i wanna know
[02:17:23] @ Chuck Matthews : ....yes. Yes we do
[02:17:30] @ Chuck Matthews : That's why it's IN THE FUCKING APPLICATION
[02:17:43] @ Chuck Matthews : I think we found IWF's next glorified jobber


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[02:17:47] Tim Patrick : Any Other Notes - Dont fuck me up
[02:17:58] @ Chuck Matthews : LOL TOO BAD
[02:18:09] Tim Patrick : well it's his quote now
[02:18:13] Tim Patrick : since he didn't add any
[02:18:14] Tim Patrick : lol
[02:18:22] @ Chuck Matthews : Oh, he has a quote
[02:18:46] @ Chuck Matthews : "I am.............AWESOME"
[02:18:51] @ Chuck Matthews : .....really?


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[02:19:01] Tim Patrick : Career Accomplishments – Fucking
[02:19:04] Tim Patrick : there i no way
[02:19:07] Tim Patrick : on this green earth
[02:19:12] Tim Patrick : that this kid
[02:19:15] Tim Patrick : has ever
[02:19:20] Tim Patrick : fucked anything
[02:19:22] Tim Patrick : that wasn't
[02:19:26] Tim Patrick : his right hand
[02:19:28] @ Chuck Matthews : LMAO!!!


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[02:20:27] @ Chuck Matthews : I almost want to be a douche and give him a really tough debut
[02:20:41] @ Chuck Matthews : Because I can almost guarantee he's going to quit the minute he loses
[02:20:46] @ Chuck Matthews : If not sooner
[02:21:06] Tim Patrick : let me have him LOL
[02:21:14] @ Chuck Matthews : LOL
[02:21:26] @ Chuck Matthews : Works for me


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[02:22:52] @ Chuck Matthews : Not just any squash
[02:23:01] @ Chuck Matthews : It's not going to be a Tim/Chris squash
[02:23:06] @ Chuck Matthews : It'll be a Corey/Keith squash
[02:23:18] @ Chuck Matthews : 5 minutes of Tim beating the hell out of him
[02:23:24] Tim Patrick : i have the stipulation
[02:23:35] Tim Patrick : Ass Kicking Contest
[02:23:45] Tim Patrick : first man to get kicked directly in the ass loses
[02:24:03] @ Chuck Matthews : I was going to kick you if you said "Chuck's Ballsack on a pole match"
[02:24:10] Tim Patrick : LMAO
[02:24:20] @ Chuck Matthews : That's wrong on so many levels