The show returns with Blyss Lockhart and Gordon Fury standing in one corner of the ring, while Parker Wayde and Steel Angel stand in the other. The referee stands in the middle, holding the tag team titles in his hands.
Heather Thompson – Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a tornado tag team match, and it is for the IWF Tag Team Championships! Introducing first…the challengers…they are the Phoenix Champion and the High Impact Champion…Blyss Lockhart and Gordon Fury!
The two hold their titles up in the air as the crowd cheers loudly. They hand them to the timekeeper, before turning to look at each other and discuss some strategy.
Heather Thompson – And the champions…two of the three grandslam champions in IWF history…the team of Parker Wayde and Steel Angel!
The crowd boos as the two begin arguing with each other. The referee hands the timekeeper both of the belts, before making sure each team is in their corners. The referee calls for the bell and the match begins.
IWF Tag Team ChampionshipSteel Angel & Parker [vs] Blyss Lockhart & Gordon Fury[Ding Ding Ding!]Blyss Lockhart runs towards Steel Angel and begins to punch away at his face, while Parker Wayde and Gordon Fury tie up in the middle of the ring. Blyss Lockhart grabs onto Steel Angel’s head and delivers a swift DDT. She immediately follows him and mounts him, delivering punches to the body and head of Steel Angel. Blyss Lockhart continues to punch Steel Angel, until he manages to buck his hips and throw Blyss Lockhart off of himself. Steel Angel stands back up as Blyss Lockhart runs at him, ducking under a clothesline by Steel Angel, vaulting off of the second rope and taking Steel Angel down with a flying crossbody.
Johnny – Blyss is really taking it to Steel, I guess she’s going to handle him while Gordon goes after Parker
Matt – I mean Gordon is bigger so it makes sense for him to go after Parker, but both Steel and Parker are fairly big men, so there’s a real size advantage for team Grandslam in this matchMeanwhile, Parker Wayde pushes Gordon Fury into the corner of the ring. Parker Wayde begins to land heavy chops to the chest of Gordon Fury. Eventually Parker Wayde lets go and picks up Gordon Fury onto his shoulders, before dropping him with an Alabama slam. Parker Wayde picks Gordon Fury up to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Gordon Fury rebounds off of the ropes and ducks under a big forearm by Parker Wayde. Gordon Fury continues to run and bounces off of the opposite ropes. Gordon Fury jumps and tries to take Parker Wayde down with a flying clothesline, but Parker Wayde catches him and takes him down with a belly to belly suplex.
Johnny – Parker is in control here against Gordon early on
Matt – Yeah so far these two teams have been evenly split, when are we going to start seeing some really teamwork?
Blyss Lockhart goes to the corner and climbs onto the top turnbuckle. She looks to hit her shooting star press finisher immediately, but as she flips through the air, Steel Angel moves out of the way. Blyss Lockhart hits the mat hard and rolls around in pain. Steel Angel stands up and grabs onto Blyss Lockhart, picking her up over his head, before dropping her behind him. Steel Angel grabs onto Blyss Lockhart and locks her in a tight headlock. Blyss Lockhart tries to get to her feet to escape the headlock, but Steel Angel uses his superior size advantage to hold her on the ground.
Johnny – Again this is where the size comes into play. No way Blyss is going to be able to stand up when Steel has all his weight on her
Matt – Yeah they really need to work as a team to beat the tag team champions tonightParker Wayde picks up Gordon Fury and goes to lift him up for a suplex. Gordon Fury desperately holds onto Parker Wayde’s leg, preventing him from lifting Gordon Fury up for the suplex. Gordon Fury punches Parker Wayde in the stomach, before delivering a big knee to the stomach, causing Parker Wayde to release his hold on Gordon Fury, who takes a few steps back. Gordon Fury jumps up and dropkicks Parker Wayde right in the knee, causing him to fall to the mat. Gordon Fury turns and runs at Steel Angel, delivering a big enziguiri and knocking Steel Angel off of Blyss Lockhart and onto his back.
Johnny – There we go! That’s the kind of teamwork that we’re looking for here
Matt – It’s going to take more of that for Blyss and Gordon to become the new championsGordon Fury walks over to Steel Angel and picks him up to his feet. Gordon Fury whips Steel Angel into the ropes. As Steel Angel rebounds, Blyss Lockhart runs and jumps onto the hands of Gordon Fury, who helps propel her into the air towards Steel Angel. Blyss Lockhart tries to dropkick Steel Angel, but he ducks underneath that and continues running, before taking Gordon Fury down with a huge clothesline. Both men roll out of the ring as Blyss Lockhart stands back up inside.
Johnny – It’s just Blyss and Parker left in the ring!
Matt – Blyss better be careful, Parker can really do some damageBlyss Lockhart turns around and is immediately grabbed by Parker Wayde, who hooks her head. Parker Wayde lifts Blyss Lockhart up in the air and falls backwards, delivering a big suplex. Parker Wayde gets to his feet and picks Blyss Lockhart up to her feet again, and this time delivers a huge spinebuster. Parker Wayde drops down and goes for the pin
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-2-Gordon Fury slides into the ring and dives, breaking up the pinfall, even though Blyss Lockhart had kicked out anyways. Gordon Fury begins to stomp and kick Parker Wayde, who slowly gets to his feet. He grabs onto Gordon Fury, but is kicked in the back of the leg by Blyss Lockhart before he can do anything. Gordon Fury uses this distraction to kick Parker Wayde in the head, spinning him around right into a DDT by Blyss Lockhart.
Johnny – Teamwork strikes again!
Matt – This is their chance to take control in this matchGordon Fury holds his arms out and helps boost Blyss Lockhart, who runs and backflips, moonsaulting onto Parker Wayde. The two of them lift Parker Wayde to his feet, and look to hit a two-person suplex. They lift Parker Wayde up in the air, but Steel Angel runs into the ring and chop blocks Gordon Fury, causing him to fall down and let go of Parker Wayde, which in turn causes Blyss Lockhart to fall down as well under the weight of Parker Wayde. Steel Angel begins to stomp on Gordon Fury, before running to the ropes and springboarding off of them, landing a leg drop across the face of Gordon Fury.
Johnny – Steel is on a roll here, really taking it to Gordon
Matt – Steel and Parker might not get along, but they both want to be championsSteel Angel stands up and looks at Blyss Lockhart, who is getting to her feet. Steel Angel grabs onto her and tries to deliver a big suplex. Blyss Lockhart blocks it and grabs down to grab Steel Angel by the knee and take him down. Steel Angel blocks this by kneeing Blyss Lockhart in the face. Blyss Lockhart falls to the ground and Steel Angel goes down after her. Steel Angel tries to grab onto her head, but Blyss Lockhart delivers an elbow to his face, before wrapping her legs around his neck. Steel Angel slowly gets to his feet and tries to get Blyss Lockhart off of him, but she manages to twist around and deliver a hurricanrana.
Johnny – What a move by Blyss!
Matt – Steel Angel is in trouble hereBlyss Lockhart stands up and is clubbed in back of the head by Parker Wayde. Blyss Lockhart falls to the ground as Parker Wayde moves towards her. But Gordon Fury grabs onto Parker Wayde and spins him around, before throwing two big elbows to Parker Wayde’s face. Gordon Fury kicks Parker Wayde in the stomach, before running to the rope and hitting a scissors kick. Gordon Fury waits for Parker Wayde to stand. When he does, Gordon Fury runs and spears him across the ring.
Johnny – Fury Impaler!
Matt – Gordon Fury might win this match right here!Steel Angel and Blyss Lockhart begin throwing punches and kicks at each other on the other side of the ring. Blyss Lockhart ducks underneath one of Steel Angel’s punches and springboards off of the ropes, going to hit Steel Angel with a high kick. Steel Angel ducks under the kick and grabs Blyss Lockhart onto his shoulder, before dropping her with a big powerslam. Steel Angel picks Blyss Lockhart up and throws her into the corner. Steel Angel runs at Blyss Lockhart and clotheslines her down to the ground.
Johnny – Steel is back in control with Blyss across the ring
Matt – She needs to get some high impact moves to take Steel off of his feet, cut him down to her size a little bitGordon Fury picks Parker Wayde up to his feet. Parker Wayde punches Gordon Fury in the stomach, and Gordon Fury returns the favor by punching Parker Wayde in the head. Gordon Fury runs at Parker Wayde, who ducks under his clothesline and waits for Gordon Fury to turn around. When he does, Parker Wayde kicks Gordon Fury in the stomach and prepares to deliver his finisher.
Johnny – Paker with a big reversal, he’s setting up for the Instant Impact
Matt – Blyss better help Gordon out, otherwise they’re losing the matchSteel Angel turns around to look at Parker Wayde, and sees that he’s in control. Steel Angel turns back around and is hit with a flying knee to the jaw by Blyss Lockhart. As Steel Angel falls to the ground, Blyss Lockhart runs to the turnbuckle and climbs up, before jumping off and flipping through the air, landing a shooting star press on Steel Angel at the exact same time Parker Wayde lifts Gordon Fury up and spikes him on his head.
Johnny – Instant Impact!
Matt – Blyzzard!Both Blyss Lockhart and Parker Wayde immediately go for the cover on Steel Angel and Gordon Fury respectively. The referee sees this and begins to count slowly, not knowing quite what to do.
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-3-[Ding Ding Ding!]Both Blyss Lockhart and Parker Wayde get up celebrating, each thinking they won. When they turn around and see each other, they look confused, before turning to the referee, who begins to exit the ring and walk towards Heather Thompson and the timekeeper. After a few moments of discussion, the referee grabs the tag team titles and slides back into the ring.
Johnny – So who won? Was it a tie?
Matt – I have no idea, they pinned at the exact same time, so it must be a tie
Heather Thompson – Ladies and gentlemen, as a result of a double pinfall, the result of this match is a draw! And therefore, team Grandslam retains their championships!Blyss Lockhart and Gordon Fury, who has gotten up and been filled in by Blyss Lockhart immediately move towards the referee to argue, as Parker Wayde and Steel Angel celebrate separately. The two members of Grandslam exit the ring, arguing with each other about who the real tag team champion is. The show fades out to commercial as Gordon and Blyss continue to argue with the referee in the ring
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The show returns from commercial with Heather Thompson in the ring. Both teams are already standing in either corner.
Heather Thompson - Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is a tag team match! Introducing first...the team of Aries Armadaist and Eric Steel!
Eric Steel and Aries Armadaist huddle in their corner, discussing strategy and who should enter the ring first.
Heather Thompson - And their opponents, the team of Ethan Cage and Molly Reid!
Ethan Cage and Molly Reid smile in their corner, as the referee waits until Heather is out of the ring, before calling for the bell to begin the match.
Molly Reid & Ethan Cage [vs] Aries Armadaist & Eric SteelEthan Cage and Aries Armadaist start off the match as the referee motions for them to begin the match. Ethan Cage runs at Aries Armadaist and clotheslines him down to the ground. Ethan Cage drops down and grabs Aries Armadaist by the leg. Ethan Cage manages to bring Aries Armadaist down to the ground by twisting the leg. Ethan Cage quickly rolls over and locks Aries Armadaist in a headlock, trying to get him to stay down. Aries Armadaist struggles to a knee, so Ethan Cage quickly transitions into a chicken wing hold, twisting Aries Armadaist’s arm behind him.
Johnny – Ethan Cage is in control early on in this match, really taking the fight to Aries
Matt – Yeah, so far so good for this team of Ethan and Molly
Ethan Cage quickly releases the chicken wing as Aries Armadaist stands back to his feet. Ethan Cage quickly kicks Aries Armadaist in the side, before hooking Aries Armadaist’s head and dropping him with a DDT. Ethan Cage lifts Aries Armadaist back to his feet and quickly whips him into the ropes. Off of the rebound, Ethan Cage vaults over top of a charging Aries Armadaist. As he rebounds off the ropes again, Ethan Cage jumps and dropkicks Aries Armadaist right in the knee, causing Aries Armadaist to stumble to the ground.
Johnny – Ethan is targeting the knee of the bigger Aries, what strategy
Matt – Take out the big man’s legs and he’ll lose his size advantage
Ethan Cage drops down to pin Aries Armadaist. The referee begins the count.
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Aries Armadaist easily kicks out.
Johnny – Need more than that to keep Aries down
Ethan Cage stands up and whips Aries Armadaist into the ropes. Aries Armadaist rebounds and ducks underneath a clothesline by Ethan Cage. Aries Armadaist keeps running and bounces off the ropes again, before levelling Ethan Cage with a massive clothesline. Aries Armadaist drops down and delivers punch after punch to the head of Ethan Cage. Aries Armadaist eventually grabs Ethan Cage by the head and smashes it into the mat. Aries Armadaist drags Ethan Cage to his feet, and quickly points out his corner to the referee. As the referee turns around, Aries Armadaist delivers an uppercut to the groin of Ethan Cage, before dropping him with an inverted DDT.
Johnny – And look at that, Aries is getting some offense in, finally
Matt – Took him a while, but Aries is no slouch. Eventually he was going to get some momentum
Aries Armadaist drops down and covers Ethan Cage, who kicks out before the referee can even drop down to count. Aries Armadaist quickly stands back up and stomps on the body of Ethan Cage a few times. Aries Armadaist reaches down and lifts up Ethan Cage, whipping him into the ropes. Ethan Cage grabs on and stops the rebound as Aries Armadaist runs at him, clotheslining Ethan Cage out of the ring. Aries Armadaist goes after Ethan Cage, picking him up and tossing him back into the ring.
Johnny – Look at the strength being shown by Aries, he may talk a lot, but he can back it up
Matt – Lets just see how he works with a partner, like he’s going to have to do next week!
Aries Armadaist climbs back into the ring and goes to grab Ethan Cage, who suddenly kicks him in the face. Aries Armadaist stumbles backwards, and Ethan Cage uses the opportunity to quickly run to his corner and tag in Molly Reid.
Johnny – Molly is in!
Matt – Coming off a huge performance last week, albeit in a losing effort
Molly Reid enters the ring and immediately runs at Aries Armadaist. She reaches up and grabs the back of his head, pulling it down a bit before punching him in the face over and over. As Aries Armadaist stumbles into the ropes and covers his face, Molly Reid quickly begins to punch him in the body and kick him in the side of the legs. Aries Armadaist eventually lunges out and tries to grab onto Molly Reid, but she ducks under his arms and ends up behind him. Molly Reid grabs Aries Armadaist and drops him with a quick Russian leg sweep.
Johnny – Man Molly is all over Aries to start this off, I think he’s getting more than he bargained for with the small but deadly Molly Reid
Matt – She’s not a girl you can fuck with, she’ll hold her own against any man in this company
Molly Reid stomps on him a few times, before running, bouncing off the rope and dropping a leg across the face of Aries Armadaist. Molly Reid drops down and lands a few elbows to the face of Aries Armadaist, who eventually pushes her off of him. Aries Armadaist stands up and charges at Molly Reid, who ducks under his clothesline attempt. Molly Reid turns around and stomps as hard as she can on the back of Aries Armadaist’s knee, causing him to fall down onto his knees. Molly Reid jumps up and dropkicks him hard in the back, causing him to fall face first into the mat.
Johnny – Molly is three steps ahead of Aries here!
Matt – If he’s wise, he’ll tag Eric Steel in soon, allow himself to catch his breath and regain some composure
Molly Reid gets on Aries Armadaist’s back and begins to slap him in the back of the head. Aries Armadaist stands up as Molly Reid climbs off of his back. Molly Reid runs and bounces off of the ropes, then jumps and tries to take Aries Armadaist down with a crossbody. But Aries Armadaist catches her in mid-air and drops her with a big slam. Aries Armadaist gets back to his feet and quickly walks over to his corner, tagging Eric Steel into the match.
Johnny – I think he heard you Matt
Eric Steel quickly moves towards Molly Reid and reaches down to pick her up. Molly Reid suddenly upkicks Eric Steel in the face, sending him stumbling backwards. Molly Reid stands up and suddenly delivers a huge spinning heel kick to the jaw of Eric Steel, knocking him to the ground.
Matt – Air Molly out of nowhere!
Molly Reid looks down at Eric Steel, before smiling and walking over to her corner, tagging Ethan Cage into the match. Ethan Cage walks over to Eric Steel and picks him up to his feet. Ethan Cage kicks Eric Steel in the stomach, before hooking Eric Steel’s head and legs and lifting him up over his head and dropping him with a complete guillotine cross-legged stunner.
Johnny – And then a Divine Intervention by Ethan Cage!
Matt – But they’re not done yet
Ethan Cage looks over at Aries Armadaist in the opposite corner, making sure he doesn’t move. Ethan Cage walks back to his corner, never taking his eyes off Aries Armadaist, as he tags Molly Reid back in. Molly Reid climbs onto the turnbuckle and quickly flips off of it, delivering a 450 splash onto Eric Steel.
Johnny – Air Molly! It’s all over
Matt – And look at Ethan stand there, not allowing Aries to enter to break up the pin. Now that’s teamwork!
Molly Reid hooks Eric Steel’s leg as Ethan Cage stands between her and Aries Armadaist, who just looks on helplessly. The referee begins to count.
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-3-[Ding Ding Ding!]Heather Thompson – Here are your winners, the team of Ethan Cage and Molly Reid!
Ethan and Molly stand up as the referee raises their hands to the sky. The two shake hands in the middle of the ring, as the referee hands Ethan his title shot briefcase. Suddenly, Monkey Business by Skidrow begins to play over the loudspeakers, and Griffin Hawkins walks out from backstage. Griffin walks down the ramp with his title belt over his shoulder. He climbs into the ring across from Ethan, and walks over to him.
Johnny - Last week Ethan won a world title shot with his briefcase, and now Griffin is walking down the ring to give him his congratulations
Matt - I'm not sure that's what he's doing JohnnyThe two stand face to face, talking to each other and yelling in each other’s faces. Griffin slowly raises his IWF Title in the air, as Ethan raises his briefcase in the air as well. The two stare at each other and continue to talk trash. Suddenly Molly Reid slides into the ring with a chair. She runs at Griffin, and goes to swing the chair, but he quickly runs and slides out of the ring, retreating up the ramp as Molly and Ethan grin at him from inside the ring. The show goes to commercial with Griffin still holding his IWF Title, walking back up the entrance ramp, never taking his eyes off of Molly and Ethan in the ring.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The show returns from commercial with a shot of the hellacious Trail of Tears structure, which has been lowered from the rafters. Both Storming Raven and Ace Static stand inside the cage, with Tim Patrick standing on the outside, making sure nobody will interfere with the match.
Heather Thompson – Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is a Trail of Tears match! The only way to win this match is to first escape the part flaming, part electrified, part weapon-filled cage. Once you do that, the match becomes a falls count anywhere match! Introducing first…from Laredo Texas, weighing in at 251 pounds…Storming Raven! And his opponent, from Hollywood California, weighing 202 pounds…Ace Static!
The referee motions for the match to begin and calls for the bell
Trail of Tears MatchStorming Raven w/Tim Patrick [vs] Ace Static
[Ding Ding Ding!]Storming Raven immediately runs at Ace Static and clotheslines him to the ground. Storming Raven gets on top of Ace Static and begins to punch him in the face over and over. Ace Static eventually fights out of it and rolls over. Ace Static gets back to his feet, but is immediately tackled by Storming Raven and dragged down to the mat again. Storming Raven begins to drop heavy hammer fists onto the face of Ace Static, who covers up and tries to block the punches the best he can.
Johnny – Storming Raven with the big hammer fists early on
Matt – He has mad beef with Ace after something that occurred between the two of them this week, he’s taking his frustrations out right now
Eventually Ace Static manages to block some of the punches thrown by Storming Raven, and he stands up to his feet. Storming Raven runs at Ace Static and tries to tackle him again, but Ace Static moves out of the way and Storming Raven runs headfirst into the electrified fence behind him. As Storming Raven stumbles away from the cage, holding his head from the shock, Ace Static runs over and drops Storming Raven with an inverted DDT. Ace Static runs and jumps, dropping a knee across the chest of Storming Raven. Ace Static stands up and stomps on Storming Raven repeatedly, before dropping down and elbowing him in the head a few times.
Johnny – Ace is getting some momentum now after surviving that early onslaught
Matt – I’m surprised nobody has used any weapons so far
Ace Static stands up and walks over to the cage wall, where weapons hang everyone. Ace Static unhooks a sledgehammer and walks back towards Storming Raven. Ace Static waits for Storming Raven to stand up, and when he does, Ace Static swings the sledgehammer at the body of Storming Raven, who quickly dodges it. Storming Raven grabs the back of Ace Static’s head as his momentum carries him past Storming Raven, who runs and delivers a bulldog to Ace Static.
Johnny – Huge bulldog by Storming Raven!
Matt – He was lucky, he almost got nailed with that sledgehammer
Storming Raven stands up and looks around. He grabs the sledgehammer and lifts it up, bringing it smashing into the back of Ace Static. Storming Raven continues to smash the sledgehammer into Ace Static’s back, as he rolls around in pain on the mat. Storming Raven throws the sledgehammer away and grabs Ace Static by the head. Storming Raven picks Ace Static up and goes to whip him into the flaming cage wall. Ace Static blocks the throw and kicks Storming Raven in the gut. Ace Static grabs Storming Raven by the head and jumps over him, delivering an asai DDT.
Johnny – Nice DDT there by Ace Static
Matt – That was close, Ace was inches from that flaming wall.
Ace Static runs to the fence and begins to climb it. Storming Raven sees this from the mat and quickly gets up and runs towards Ace Static. Storming Raven grabs a baseball bat off of the cage wall and smashes it into the back of Ace Static, causing him to stop climbing. Storming Raven grabs Ace Static onto his shoulder, and runs with him, right into the flaming cage wall. Storming Raven drops Ace Static, who rolls around on the mat, holding his back and trying to get the pain to go away.
Johnny – Damn! Right into that flaming wall
Matt – Oh man that would hurt
Storming Raven walks over to the wall and grabs a steel chair that’s hanging from it. Storming Raven walks over and smashes it across the back of Ace Static. Storming Raven lifts it up again, but this time Ace Static rolls out of the way. Storming Raven smashes the chair into the mat, causing him to drop it and hold his hands. Ace Static stands up and kicks him in the stomach. Ace Static hooks the head of Storming Raven before dropping him with a DDT onto the steel chair.
Johnny – Right onto the steel chair! Storming Raven is busted wide open!
Matt – Now is Ace’s chance to escape and regain the momentum in this match. He just needs to get over that cage wall
Ace Static stands up and walks over to the cage. He begins to climb it again, but loses his footing. He finally regains himself, but Storming Raven is walking over towards him. Ace Static turns around and launches himself off of the cage, taking Storming Raven down with a flying crossbody. Ace Static stands up and walks over to the wall of weapons. Ace Static grabs a two by four off of the wall and walks over to the flaming part of the cage. Ace Static lights the wood on fire, before walking towards Storming Raven and swinging the wood away.
Johnny – Raven better get out of the way of Ace, if he gets hit with that flaming two by four, it’s all but over
Matt – Man these two are really putting their bodies on the line in the name of entertainment here
Storming Raven rolls out of the way of the flaming wood, and then continues to dodge it as Ace Static swings away. Eventually the fire gets too close to Ace Static’s hands, so he drops the flaming wood and runs back to the wall. He grabs a tire iron and moves towards Storming Raven, who is getting to his feet. Ace Static swings the tire iron towards Storming Raven’s head, but misses as Storming Raven ducks down. Ace Static instead his the electrified steel cage behind him, electrocuting himself. Ace Static falls to the ground twitching.
Johnny – What a dodge by Raven!
Matt – Do you think he knew that Ace was so close to that electric fence?
Johnny – Does it matter? It worked didn’t it?
Storming Raven waits for Ace Static to stop twitching. When he does, Storming Raven lifts him up and pulls him over to the corner of the ring. Storming Raven lifts Ace Static onto his shoulders and begins to back his way up the turnbuckle, setting up for his finishing move. Just before Storming Raven can powerbomb Ace Static, he reaches over and grabs a glass bottle hanging on the wall and smashes it into Storming Raven’s head. Ace Static reaches up and holds onto the cage as Storming Raven collapses to the ground.
Johnny – Storming Raven is taking a beating around the face area tonight
Matt – But he’s dishing out an equally painful beating to Ace too, so I don’t think he cares much
Ace Static immediately climbs over the top of the cage and drops down to the outside of the ring. Ace Static stands up as the cage begins to rise, allowing access to the ring. Ace Static slides into the ring and looks at Storming Raven, who is on his hands and knees. Ace Static runs and tries to punt kick him in the skull. Storming Raven quickly moves out of the way at the last second as Ace Static kicks the air.
Johnny – Ace nearly hit Dazed and Confused!
Matt – Damn, if he connected, Storming Raven would have been out like a light
Ace Static turns around and is tackled to the mat by Storming Raven, who begins to pound on his face with his fist. Storming Raven stands up and walks over to the chair that’s lying on the ground. Storming Raven grabs the chair and walks over to Ace Static. Storming Raven smashes Ace Static in the back a few times, causing Ace Static to clutch his back in pain. Ace Static manages to roll out of the way of one of the chair shots, and quickly kicks Storming Raven in the side of the leg. Storming Raven tries to block the kicks, but Ace Static kicks him in the back of the leg, knocking him to the ground.
Johnny – Nice kick by Ace, neither man is getting any momentum in this match
Matt – It’s a pretty even battle so far, you’re right Johnny
Ace Static stands up and stomps on the head of Storming Raven. Ace Static picks up the chair and smashes it into the face of Storming Raven. Ace Static walks over and grabs Storming Raven’s leg, before placing it in between the chair. Ace Static walks by Storming Raven, and stomps on his head. Ace Static walks over to the turnbuckle and climbs onto the top rope. Ace Static jumps off the top rope, and stomps right on the chair, which crushes Storming Raven’s leg. Storming Raven rolls around in pain, holding his leg.
Johnny – Holy shit! Ace might have just snapped Storming Raven’s ankle in half!
Matt – Yikes, that’s gotta hurt like a motherfucker
Ace Static grabs Storming Raven by the head and drags him to his feet. Ace Static hooks Storming Raven’s head, and prepares to hit his DDT finisher. Suddenly Storming Raven hooks Ace Static’s head and lifts him up for a vertical suplex, but instead brings Ace Static down headfirst on the steel chair. Ace Static lies flat on his back and Storming Raven holds onto his ankle in pain, before crawling over to Ace Static to attempt a pinfall. Suddenly, Ace Static reaches his legs up and hooks them around Storming Raven’s neck, locking in a triangle choke.
Johnny – Triangle choke locked in
Matt – I haven’t seen anyone use that kind of move on a long time.
Storming Raven struggles as Ace Static tries to keep the hold on. Storming Raven manages to get to his feet, and begins to lift Ace Static up in the air. Suddenly, Storming Raven’s ankle gives out, and he falls down, but smashes Ace Static onto the mat as well, causing Ace Static’s head to smash against the steel chair.
Johnny – A sort of Storm Warning by Storming Raven!
Matt – My ass it was, his ankle gave out on him! That was completely by accident
Johnny – Does it matter? Ace’s head hit that chair, he’s out cold! Storming Raven is going to win!
Storming Raven slowly crawls over and puts an arm over top of Ace Static, as the referee drops down for the count.
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-3-[Ding Ding Ding!]Heather Thompson – Here is your winner, Storming Raven!
Storming Raven stands up, balancing on one foot. Tim Patrick walks into the ring and helps Storming Raven keep his balance, as the crowd applauds for the match. Tim Patrick helps Storming Raven walk up the entrance ramp, while the referee in the ring helps Ace Static get to his feet. The show fades to commercial.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The Mark Gormley thong. Come on, what woman WOULDN'T want to wear this?
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The show returns from commercial with Brandon Macdonald walking into a bathroom. He walks into a stall and then locks in behind him. After a few minutes, Tim Patrick walks into the bathroom silently. He grins before opening the door, allowing crew members to bring in a bunch of cages full of birds. Tim Patrick grabs a few buckets of something and walks over to the stall that Brandon is in. He enters the stall beside it
Tim grabs a bucket and dumps it over the top of the stall, right onto Brandon. Tim exits the stall and grabs the other bucket, which is full of bird seeds. As Brandon emerges from the stall in anger, covered in a slimy sticky looking green goo, Tim Patrick dumps the bucket of bird seed on Brandon before running away and opening all the bird cages.
They immediately fly and start pecking at Brandon, who desperately tries to fight them off, but to no avail. Tim Patrick exits the bathroom with a grand chuckle, as the camera cuts back to the ring.
Johnny – What the hell…
Matt – Best not to question in Johnny
Heather Thompson – Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall, and it is for the Uprising Championship! Introducing first…the challenger…The sound of static can be heard and then it cuts to
Am I going insane?
My blood is boiling inside my veins
An evil felling attacks
My body's shaking there's no turning to black
As you eyes start to blister
There's just nope for our final embrace
Howard Harvard steeps out on stage wearing a suit turns around points to the curtain as Jack Savage and Kelly Savage emerge from behind it. As Jack droops down to one knee the Kelly stands to his right side and runs her hands up down Jack's body.
So here we are...
I'm in your head..
I'm in your heart!
Noah Philips steeps out on the stage wearing a suit and holding a silver Halliburton briefcase and stands behind Jack and Kelly.
You were told to run away
Soak the place, and light the flame
Pay the price for your betrayal
You betrayal, your betrayal!
Jack Savage stands up and Howard Harvard slowly leads the group to the ring.
I was told to stay away
Those two word I can't obey
Pay the price for your betrayal
Your betrayal, your betrayal!
As they group gets to the ringside Noah Philips and Howard Harvard both go over to the steeps. Howard Harvard goes up them first and is fallowed by Noah. Jack stands still as Kelly again runs her hand up and down his body.
Is it my turn to die?
My heart is pounding as I say goodbye
So now I dance in the flames
I love you crying and screaming my name
Jack stands there smiling from ear to ear. As Noah and Howard both enter the ring and point down to Jack and Kelly Savage.
You said that we'd be forever
How could you kill me and lie to my face?
Now that we can't be together
There is no hope for our final embrace
So here we are, I'm in your head
I'm in your heart!!!
Jack and Kelly both slowly make there way over to the steeps and Kelly goes up them first fallowed closely by Jack. As the reach the top Jack out stretches his arms. Kelly walks over and opens the ropes and waits for Jack.
You were told to run away
Soak the place, and light a flame
Pay the price for your betrayal
Your betrayal, your betrayal!
Jack walks over to the ropes that are being held open for him by Kelly as he enters he kiss her deeply and passionately on the mouth.
I was told to stay away
Those two words I can't obey
Pay the price for your betrayal
Your betrayal, your betrayal!!
Jack walks over to the right turnbuckle closest to the entrance ramp and points to himself.
GO!!
Jack smiles from ear to ear. As he droops down from the turnbuckle.
Heather Thompson – From Green Bay Wisconsin…weighing two hundred and thirty pounds…Jack Savage!
"Evacuation Code Deciphered" Blasts onto the P.A. system when Figgy appears from behind the entrance curtain. He looks left to right then over his back, hoping the FBI isn't following him
Jumping onto a nearby barricade, he throws off his hood to reveal his features. Figgy proceeds to slap hands with nearby fans
Finally traveling toward the ring he takes the time to jump onto the other barricade and exchange with more fans. Before finally tossing off his hoody and casting it into the crowd
Heather Thompson – Introducing next…he weighs in tonight at 235 pounds and hails from Kansas City, Missouri.
Figgy hops off the barricade making a mad dash for the ring. Hopping onto the barricade, he hooks as arm about the top rope. His free arm pumping a fist into the air
Hooking both arms about the top rope, Figgy leans back far, flipping himself into the ring. Quickly hopping onto a turnbuckle to flail his head about
Heather Thompson - He is the IWF Uprising Champion… JACOB FIIIGINNNNS
Hopping off he lands in the center of the ring, boucing on his feet while awaiting the bell
The referee grabs the title belt from Jacob Figgins and holds it in the air. He hands it to the timekeeper, before calling for the bell
IWF Uprising ChampionshipJacob Figgins [vs] Jack Savage[Ding Ding Ding!]Jacob Figgins runs and knees Jack Savage in the gut, doubling him over. Jacob Figgins wraps his arms around Jack Savage, delivering a gutwrench powerbomb. Jacob Figgins follows Jack Savage to the ground and begins to punch away at his face. Jack Savage tries to cover up, and eventually pushes Jacob Figgins off of him. Jack Savage stands up to his feet, before he is suddenly hit with a huge jawbreaker lariat, knocking him out to the ground.
Johnny – Holy hell, Revolution Lariat by Jacob Figgins already!
Matt – Well that was fastJacob Figgins reaches down and lifts Jack Savage to his feet. Jacob Figgins hooks Jack Savage’s head, before lifting him up and hitting a straight jacket brainbuster. Jacob Figgins immediately rolls Jack Savage up for the pin as the referee counts
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-3-[Ding Ding Ding!]
Heather Thompson – Here is your winner and STILL Uprising Champion…Jacob Figgins!
Johnny – A pretty easy retain by Figgins there, did he even break a sweat?
Jacob Figgins takes his title from the referee and holds it up to the sky. He raises his arms up as the crowd cheers loudly. Jacob Figgins climbs onto a turnbuckle and holds the title up high. He looks over at the entrance stage, where Ashe Corvin is standing. Jacob Figgins holds his belt in the air, while Ashe Corvin motions that he wants his belt back.
Johnny – Ashe and Figgins will face off at Homecoming in mere weeks!
Matt – I can’t wait for that, but I also can’t wait for next week, when we’ll be in Brisbane Australia!
Johnny – It’s been a great show, thanks for being with us folks!
Matt – See you all next week
The show fades out with a shot of the two men staring at each other from ring to stage, Figgins holding his title high above his head.