Masochist Messiah [vs] Jobbers United

The return of Jackky Dane ladies and gentlemen

Scene One-Get it together MAN.

Messiah has tried it all but nothing seems to work. He tried even reinventing himself but that to lead to a loss. Messiah is pretty much beside himself at this point.

Whats it going to take. What do I have to do the get that fucking win. I mean I give it my all I even changed things up a bit. New name,new personality, Fuck even a new move set. Yet I still can't seem the win.

Messiah paces back and forth trying to figure something out. Trying to see what could he be missing.

I need to break this damn funk I am in. Cause if I don't I will be very fucked this week. I am facing five guys at once in a fucking handicap match. Sure there enhancement talents but still five on one is a tall fucking order. To make matters worse I have to pin or submit each and every one of them to win. So they only need one chance to beat me but for me to win I have to hit it five times.

Messiah is for sure showing some wear and tear in his mentality worried if he loses to a jobber he will fall even further down this hole.

I am really rolling the dice with this one. I lose to a no named nobody my acting cool and cocky makes me look like a fucking joke but if I win I will look like a bad ass. For sure a slippery slope not to mention I have a fucking wrist injury I have told nobody about fapping to Kate Upton pictures. The pain wont be a problem once the bell starts just got to make sure its on the down low so it wont get targeted. So its pretty clear this week is make or break. I win I might have a shot of making it here after all. I lose might as well slap on a jobber t-shirt and start making my enterances during the commercial breaks.

Messiah takes a long deep breath trying to get back in a positive mind frame. Knowing if he keeps these doubts in his head he will for sure lose this week.

Ok I have to just forget about it being a handicap match. It is just five single matches. One at a time I am in great shape so I can very well go the distance. If I just focus on one at a time I can win this and I can and will be back on the right track. Masochist Messiah was a jobber but I am Macho Messiah Zack Roberts now I am going to be a big star. I am not a jobber I am a name I am a star I am the fucking man.

Zack says this to himself over and over trying to get the positive vibe flowing. He gets his mind set right he gets into the zone he gets ready to do a interview as the scene comes to a end.

Scene Two-I am pretty damn AWESOME!!!!!!

Scene two opens with Zack looking at himself in the mirror he is making kissing motions into the mirror and flexing as well.

You are one sexy beast. Times like this I wish I had a twin so I could fuck myself cause DAMN am I built like a Greek God. Muscles that other men wish they had,Movie Star looks that make the women wet and there panty's drop with just a glance, A Voice as smooth and sexy as Usher, and Wrestling abilty on loan from GOD himself.

Zack stops posing for a few moments and turns around to look into the camera.

Ladies and Gentlemen you are all very lucky cause in twenty years you can tell your grandkids that you once saw yours truly Zack Roberts live and in person. You will get to tell them about me cause we all know my life and the stories of my exsistence will be far more great then what dull,uneventful,shitty lifes all of you have and will have had. You see I am just amazing,awesome,better looking,greater then you all.

Zack has a grin on his face that just screams DOUCHEBAG. He has a smile that would make a HIV Postive slimy porn star look like a saint.

At Battleground this week I will show you why I am all those things I just said. Cause I will beat not one,not two,not even three or people guys at once. I will beat five well trained amazing wrestlers hahah.

Zack lets a laugh sneak out his lips as he let out that load of horse crap lies. As the five he is facing are fucking jobbers.

I will beat these five wrestlers haha

Again Zack can say that with out letting out a laugh.

I will beat them and when I do everyone will see what I already know I AM FUCKING EPIC. I mean just today I have had almost every diva on this roster knocking on my door they all want a chance to be with me. One even left me her pantys as a gift.

Zack holds them up to his nose and takes a nice long sniff.

I am sure people know who these belong to. Ohh yes she wants me sorry to her boyfriend but can you blame her. I am a fucking sexy beast I make Brad Pitt look like Quaziemoto. Now if you folks don't mind I am done talking to you know so fuck off.

Zack goes back to looking at himself in the mirror.

Mmmm I look so good I am more addicting then crack. Damn I hope the hurry up and make cloning real so I can fuck myself I would suck my own dick all night long mmm mmm mm.

The scene comes to a end with Zack sticking his hand downs his tights and jacking himself off while looking at himself in the mirror.