History of the World According to IWF

[02:48:10] Aries Armadaist : If wrestling has taught me anything its that
[02:48:19] Aries Armadaist : that, and the Japanese are a bunch of green mist spewing samurais
[02:48:37] Blysster : and yeah kendo totally came from here
[02:48:52] Gordon Fury : it did
[02:49:02] Blysster : LOL green mist spewing samurais
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[02:49:17] Gordon Fury : And Bruce Lee invented China
[02:49:27] Blysster : LOL
[02:50:01] Aries Armadaist : everyone knows Japan was apart of china before it broke off during the great war between the Pokemon and the Gundams
[02:50:02] Alex Dillinger : roster is always a list of peeps
[02:50:22] Blysster : i thought roster's a word used in both english
[02:50:36] Gordon Fury : no Alex.
[02:50:43] Gordon Fury : a roster doesnt have to be a group
[02:50:55] Gordon Fury : like if you know the shifts you work for the upcoming week
[02:51:37] Gordon Fury : that is YOUR roster
[02:51:47] Aries Armadaist : Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the IWF After Hours Learning Seminar
[02:51:48] Gordon Fury : like I have a full time roster
[02:51:55] Blysster : but aren't pokemon and gundams both japanese?
[02:51:57] Gordon Fury : meaning my shifts each week never change
[02:52:07] Aries Armadaist : well they are NOW, Blyss
[02:52:20] Gordon Fury : Yeh Blyss, pay attention
[02:52:21] Blysster : LOL right i'm sorry
[02:52:28] Aries Armadaist : duh Blyss
[02:52:36] Gordon Fury : The Gundams betrayed the Chinese and helped the Japanese escape
[02:52:59] Blysster : got it
[02:53:00] Aries Armadaist : and the Pokemon were all
[02:53:03] Aries Armadaist : PEKK UH CHOO
[02:53:13] Aries Armadaist : which I dunno what that means, but it caused a war
[02:53:29] Blysster : LOL
[02:53:50] Aries Armadaist : and then they all spewed green mist at each other for a century
[02:53:57] Gordon Fury : The chinese would have won, but the emperor and founder of China, Bruce Lee, was killed after his plane got shot down by a traitor Gundam
[02:54:21] Aries Armadaist : it was a Russian Gundam
[02:54:41] Blysster : LOL Russian wtf
[02:54:51] Aries Armadaist : damn Communists
[02:55:21] Aries Armadaist : and then the Macho man Randy Savage plunged from the heavens and Elbow Dropped the fuck out of everything
[02:55:21] Gordon Fury : with Bruce Lee dead, the Chinese had noone left to yell "WAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" really loudly when they hit people
[02:55:40] Aries Armadaist : its a tradition they continue to this day lol
[02:56:01] Gordon Fury : and they had no time to recover before the Japanese dropped Randy Savage on China
[02:56:46] Aries Armadaist : History of the World According to IWF, I love it