Fat Lenny [vs.] James Betterman

Fatty, datty, hamburger patty tries to makes himself look like a betterman than he was before.

Scene one-Hey At least you had a good match

Scene opens with James sitting in his locker room. His head is covered with a towel and his head is hanging low. It appears he is not to happy about how tonight went. He sits there not saying a word. Tonight his Title dreams went down the toilet as he lost his match.

Melons-It could be worse baby. Hey at least you had a good match again. You did like you always do you stole the show.

Ms Melons is trying to lift James spirits with her pep talk but it seems to fall on deaf ears. James responds with just a low nothing left sigh.

Melons- Babbby you have nothing to be down about. You been doing what you do best having the match of the night and making people look like a million bucks. Next week will be a lot different I got you a rebound match. Versus Fat Lenny you wont be having no match of a year against him but at the very least you will get a win.

James ears perk up a bit.

James- Rebound match will this get me back into the Underground Title tournament?

Ms Melons looks down and says.

Melons-No. But hey you can get a win and maybe work towards becoming number one contender to who ever wins.

James is disappointed but he hears what Ms Melons is saying.

James-I can't believe how bad a blew it tonight. I felt I had the win in grasp but just something aghhhhhhh. I just got to damn cocky and fucked myself over tonight. I say I don't care about win or losses. I just want to have the best match. But when a title is involved its something different. It turns on a must win switch in me and when I lose then Damn it I just feel like shit.

Melons sits herself down in James lap and hugs him.

Melons- You will forget about tonight when you win next week and use that win to get yourself a hot streak going. From there you will get yourself a match with who ever wins the Tournament and beat there ass for the title.

Ms Melons reassures James and gives him a long deep kiss this makes him some what feel better.

James-Your right. Next week I will start to go on a tear and Fat Lenny will get his damn head kicked the fuck off.

Ms Melons slowly and seductively starts to unbutton her blouse.

Melons-Since were on the topic of fucking.

James smiles and starts to kiss Ms Melons as the scene comes to a end.

Scene Two-Meeting a old friend

Scene opens with James standing outside of a old gym. He was in the town so he thought about visiting the man who trained him. James walks in to the place and it looks the same as when he first trained there 15 years ago. It even smells the same and thats not really a good thing. In the ring he see's a old face it is the man who trained him one "Sleaztastic" Chris Steel.

Chris-Well well well there a sight for sore eyes haha.

James steps up and enters the ring Chris is standing in he approaches and shakes his mentors hand.

James-Been a long time teach.

Chris Nods.

Chris-It sure has. You were my top student. I remember the day I first spotted you.

James laughs.

James-HAHA don't remind me. I try not to remember those days.

Chris-Ohh I still remember them. I came to the porn set to see my now ex wife. She was on top of you riding you like a horse. HAHAH. So does that little chicky I see you on tv with Ms Melons does she know you were a porn star?

James shake his head no.

James-She doesn't know and she will never no. If she found out I pounded more pussy then a Chinese Chef. She would probably leave my ass.

Chris nods.

Chris-Yeah figures most normal women wouldn't like the fact there dating a guy who got paid to fuck women hotter then they are. So anyway why you here?

James-I stopped by cause I am in trouble man. You see I just don't know I am in this like lump. I just can't get a fucking win. I know I am good,You know I am good,The fans know I am good. But I just cant get a fucking win. So I need someone who will push me. I want you to join me in IWF as my manager.

Chris-I thought Ms Melons was your manager?

James-She my girlfriend and some what secretary nothing more.

Chris-Ok Ok well I got nothing going on so sure why not.

The scene ends with James and Chris shaking hands.

Scene three-shoot

Scene opens with James having a some what disgusted look on his face. He has just seen his opponent for the first time. Also with him is his new official manager Chris Steel and girlfriend Ms melons.

James-Fans where should I begin. Ok if you look past my whole cocky steal the show gimmick and what not. You will see I am a serious wrestler. Its obvious I work out a lot and I am always learning new and painful moves. But this week after seeing my opponent I have to ask WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!! I spent year busting my ass to get to where I am today and seeing someone like Fat Lenny just walk in off the street looking like he doesn't even know what the word gym means. Its a slap in the face to everyone who has ever stepped into this God DAMN RING. I go from last couple of weeks facing World Class athletes like Bobby O'Day,Lea Idas,Lord Jaguar.....Wait scratch that fuck Lord Jaguar. But I go from facing them to a disgrace of humanity like Fat Lenny.

Chris-James now now. Never underestimate a opponent he may look like a fat worthless fuck but you never know.

James just shakes his head in utter disgust.

James-This Fat Lenny looks like he is one fucking cookie away from getting Diabetes seriously man. How am I suppose to show him any respect Chris when he has no respect for himself. Now Now I know there have been some great Big Man wrestlers in the World. Men like Big Van VADER!!!!!!,Earthquake,Yokozuna,Shockmaster.... Nope scratch the last one fuck that guy. But really despite being big men that had actual fucking talent. Fat Lenny just waddles around the ring huffing and puffing like he just wrestled a Ironman match and all he did was take two steps. The man gets around worse then Kamala and he only has one fucking foot now. So this really makes me sick to even have to touch that walking garbage bin. Seriously I am far better then this. To have to lower myself to wrestle this walking ad for birth control makes me sick to my stomach. *Gag Gag Gag* excuse me.

James walks off screen and start vomiting at the thought of him having to actually touch Fat Lenny. Ms Melons runs off screen to check on James.

Chris- Ok while he is upchucking Guess I'll talk to you fine fans of IWF. Let to introduce myself. I am Chris Steel you might remember from such great places like UKW or WWH. You might also remember me from the sex tape I had with my Ex Wife Jenna Jameson. You know the one where I stuck my entire head inside her pussy. Yeah that one Holla.

After a few moments James walk back into camera view.

James-Sorry about that I just had a really disgusting image pop into my mind. Very unpleasant anyway I leave you with this. Despite me having to face such a disgusting person like Fat Lenny I promise myself,My girl Ms Melons and all of you. I WILL WIN THIS WEEK. Starting this week I build myself up to be number one contender to the Underground Title. Not if but When I get that title shot I will be win my 53rd title. That is my fucking promise and I wont be made a liar.

James and Company walks off as the scene comes to a end.