Subject: Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony: Death-Angel Sun May 29, 2011 10:38 pm
The Insurgency Wrestling Federation logo is shown on the screen. It quickly cuts to an old match, from the NLWF. Both Death-Angel and Brenton Cyrus are seen fighting.
Death Angel lifts Brenton Cyrus up by his throat. Death Angel lifts Brenton Cyrus up and he hooks his head. Brenton Cyrus pulls Death Angel down with a cutter.
Cornell - EPIPHANY OUT OF NOWHERE!
Greed - I thought it was all over, but Cyrus seems to have something left.
Brenton Cyrus sits up slowly, then looks at Death Angel who’s already starting to get up. Brenton Cyrus stands up and rpins around. He runs at Death Angel and fires off a punt kick. Death Angel jumps up to his feet and takes him down with a drop toehold. Death Angel drops down over his leg, then locks in the Anaconda Crossface.
Cornell - Punt kick is reversed into the Darkness from Death Angel!
Greed - STF Anaconda Crossface locked on in the center of the ring!
Brenton Cyrus reaches out for the ropes as Death Angel pulls back with the hold. Blood pours from the head of Brenton Cyrus, covering his face and pouring onto the covered hands and arms of Death Angel.
Cornell - Death Angel has the hold completely locked on and his weight makes it impossible to escape!
Greed - This match is over, Cyrus needs to tap out or black out.
Brenton Cyrus lifts his arm up.
Cornell - He’s going to tap out!
Greed - No way! Cyrus will die before he taps out!
Death Angel shakes his head back and forth pulling back on the hold. Brenton Cyrus drops his arm.
Cornell - He’s passing out.
Greed - But then Death Angel wont beat him! Not the way he wants to beat him!
The referee drops down and lifts the arm of Brenton Cyrus. He lets it drop to the mat.
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The referee lifts his arm up again, then allows it to fall.
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Cornell - Death Angel is going to win by black out?
Greed - Damn it, this rivalry will never claim a real winner.
The referee lifts the arm of Brenton Cyrus, but before it can drop, Death Angel stands up with him. Death Angel lifts Brenton Cyrus up and punches him to the face, knocking him out of mid air. Death Angel lifts Brenton Cyrus up to his feet, then he grabs him by the throat and choke slams him. Death Angel quickly lifts Brenton Cyrus up to his feet and he positions him between his legs.
Cornell - Holy shit, what a deadly combo from Death Angel who has something else in mind!
Greed - Could it be the sickest move in NLWF history?
Death Angel flips with Brenton Cyrus and piledrivers him into the mat, spiking him off the top of his head. Death Angel rolls Brenton Cyrus over and pins him, hooking one leg.
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The referee calls for the bell.
[Ding Ding Ding]
Cornell - Amazing!
Greed - That was sensational!
Christa Dudley - Here is your winner, DEATH ANGEL!
Death Angel stands up and raises his arms doing the God pose with Brenton Cyrus laid out like an X at his feet.
Cornell - Are we really seeing this? For some reason it feels like I’ve died and gone to NLWF Twighlight zone.
Greed - They call it a vortex Tommy, lets just ride this one through.
Death Angel backs away from Brenton Cyrus, then turns and looks towards the cage door. Cornell - God has been slayed, fair and square, completely destroyed, here at Resurrection of Respect!
Greed - I know, I saw! As unbelievable as it is, it really happened! I think evil has finally prevailed over all, I believe evil has taken over the NLWF!
Death Angel grabs the cage wall and begins shaking it. He breaks the wall off the hinges and throws it to the ground. Death Angel turns around and walks towards Brenton Cyrus.
Cornell - Oh shit, he’s not done!
Greed - FINISH HIM!
Death Angel lifts Brenton Cyrus up off the mat, then lifts him up onto his shoulders. Death Angel carries Brenton Cyrus out of the ring, stepping on the cage wall, then leaves the God’s Graveyard structure with him. Death Angel walks up the ramp with Brenton Cyrus.
Cornell - Where is he taking him?
Greed - He’s going to kidnap him! Brenton Cyrus still holds more of this company than anyone, if DA can convince him to hand over him portion, he becomes the most powerful man in NLWF!
Cornell - Holy shit that’s brilliant… I highly doubt Death Angel came up with that.
The video cuts to a show with Chuck Matthews and Aaron O'Shea standing in the ring. The lights go out.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cornell - No, I always guess Death Angel when the lights go out, sometimes I get lucky sometimes I don’t.
The lights turn back on, revealing Death Angel with his hands around the throats of Chuck Matthews and Aaron O’Shea. Death Angel lifts both men up and choke slams them down.
Cornell - I WAS RIGHT!
Hawk - Whoa, you must be from the future, like me.
Greed - Why is Death Angel ruining this Dream Championship match?
Death Angel lifts Aaron O’Shea to his feet and sets him up for a power bomb. Death Angel jumps and flip piledrivers Aaron O’Shea, bouncing him off his head with tremendous force.
Cornell - DEVIL’S IMPACT!!!
Hawk - Wow, you do that great. Almost as good as you do Hollywood Impact.
Greed - It’s not looking like we’ll see any Hollywood Impact, but it does look like Death Angel is targeted on Chuck.
Death Angel lifts Chuck Matthews to his feet, then up to his shoulders for a torture rack. Death Angel cranks on the hold then spins Chuck Matthews down into a neck breaker, landing him next to Aaron O’Shea in the middle of the ring.
Cornell - Why isn’t the referee ending this match?
Hawk - I think Death Angel is part of this match!
Greed - All Dream Title matches have a rule to them, what if tonight’s rule was a Triple Threat?
Death Angel leaves the ring to the apron, then climbs to the top rope. Death Angel jumps off the top rope and frog splashes both Chuck Matthews and Aaron O’Shea. Death Angel pins both men at the same time.
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The referee calls for the bell.
[Ding Ding Ding]
Samantha Praxton - Here is your winner, and NEW Dream Champion, Death Angel?
The referee grabs the Dream Championship and hands it to Death Angel, who grabs it and holds it above his head.
Cornell - Death Angel has captured the Dream Championship here tonight in a stunning upset!
Video cuts to a clip of Revolution: Welcome to the Summer BBQ Blast. Death-Angel is laying on the ground, and Jason Hawk is celebrating a victory.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cornell - HOLD ON! We’re not done yet!
Greed - HOLY FUCK HE’S ALIVE!!
Death Angel grabs Jason Hawk by his throat and choke slams him through the picnic table. Death Angel drags Jason Hawk by his throat towards the ring, then rolls him in as people clear out. Death Angel reaches under the ring and pulls out the Championship Case.
Cornell - Oh fuck..
Greed - DEATH ANGEL IS CASHING IN! DEATH ANGEL SURVIVES DEATH AGAIN AND IS GOING TO FIGHT FOR THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
Cornell - Not only that but Jason Hawk is fucking wasted!
Greed - He spent the entire main event drinking, fuck his life!
Death Angel enters the ring and a referee takes the briefcase. Nick Ridicule runs towards the ring but he’s stopped by referees and officials as the referee calls for the bell.
[Ding Ding Ding]
Death Angel lifts Jason Hawk up to his feet and connects a vicious right punch to his face, then grabs him by the throat and choke slams him. Death Angel lifts Jason Hawk up again by the throat and choke slams him down. Death Angel lifts Jason Hawk up a third time and choke slams him down again.
Cornell - Holy shit!
Greed - Death Angel is going to become World Heavyweight Champion!
Death Angel pins Jason Hawk and the referee counts.
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The referee calls for the bell then goes to grab the World Championship.
[Ding Ding Ding]
Samantha Praxton - Here is your winner and the NEW World Heavyweight Wrestling Champion, DEATH ANGEL!
Cornell - He becomes the third Triple Crown winner in NLWF history!
Greed - He joins Corey Casey who did it in our main event!
Death Angel is handed the World Champion and he holds it close to him and kisses it. Death Angel sits down in the corner and holds the World Championship, his eyes starting to tear up.
Cornell - Best comeback, without a doubt! Death Angel has come back from so much, he returned and fought Chuck Matthews at War Games, he fought Nick Ridicule in some wars, he became Dream Champion and defended the belt five times to win the Championship Case which he cashed in tonight to become World Heavyweight Champion!
[b]Greed - BEAT THAT! HA HA I’m such a douche!
Death Angel stands up and holds the World Title above his head.
Cornell - What an amazing journey, tonight is his night!
Greed - Congratulations to Death Angel, you did it man, you’re part of history, you’re one of the greatest of all time, I can’t believe it either!
The video cuts to an empty ring, during one of IWF's Battle Grounds shows
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- The lights in the arena suddenly shut off.
Chuck - DEATH-ANGEL!!!
Anna - Suspended!!
Chuck - SO?!
“Ain't No Grave” by Johnny Cash plays, and the lights turn on, showing Death-Angel standing at the top of the ramp.
Chuck - TOLD YOU!
Death-Angel looks out at the crowd and smiles as the lights all go out again. The lights then turn back on and Death-Angelis seen standing in the middle of the ring.
[b]Anna - Why is he here? He doesn't have a match! He's suspended!
Death-Angel picks up a microphone from a crew member, and smiles at the crowd.
Death-Angel I have an important announcement to make.
He takes a deep breath. The crowd continues to cheer for Death-Angel.
Death-Angel I have been in the business for a long time. Almost fifteen years, in fact.
Chuck - It's true. Death-Angel is one of the most seasoned veterans in the world.
Death-Angel Over the years, by body has been broken, beaten...I've broken and beaten bodies just as badly. But after all that time, it starts to have it's toll on you. You start wearing down, and you realize just how much of your life you've missed out on so you could be on the road to work for the company you love. Fifteen years I've been away from home, letting my body get in worse and worse shape. I had long thought of hanging up my boots for good...but then Rick Christian got involved.
The crowd boos at the mention of Christian's name.
Death-Angel I don't know why he tried running me out of IWF. But I proved that if I was going to leave, it would be on my own terms. Rick is no longer an issue. But maybe he made a valid point. Maybe it really is time that I consider what I'm doing in my career. So I'm here to announce tonight....I'm retiring.
Anna - No!
Chuck -
Anna - Chuck, are you crying?
Chuck - No.
Death-Angel takes another deep breath. The crowd starts applauding, getting to their feet.
"THANK YOU ANGEL!" "HALL OF FAME!" "THANK YOU ANGEL!" "HALL OF FAME!"
Chuck - Death-Angel, a true Hall of Famer if there ever was one. He's done it all, and he's paved the way for guys like me, like Corey Casey. All the stars you see today got to where they are because of the hard work of individuals like that man right there.
Death-Angel looks out at the crowd, smiling. He steps out from between the ropes, and slowly heads back up the ramp, looking at the audience, who are still on their feet.
"HALL OF FAME!" "HALL OF FAME!" "HALL OF FAME!" "HALL OF FAME!"
Death-Angel waves to the fans. The lights go off for a moment. They come back on, and Death-Angel is gone.
The camera cuts back to the ring, where Rick Christian stands alongside Chris Matthews and Dan Alexander.
Rick - Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here with some very important news. I've been thinking a little bit. Since I have control over the IWF for essentially one more week, I've decided to do a little switch up
Rick Christian looks at the two men in front of him.
Rick - And so, I have decided that I'm going to let Chris Matthews join Dan Alexander over on Cataclysm. Therefore, Shadow Demon is now the official GM of Showtime! You both drafted each others shows! Oh the ratings!
Rick Christian leaves the ring and walks over to the announcers table. Dan Alexander grabs the microphone off of the ground. Dan Alexander Looks like Chris got the good end of the stick there. He get's to join me, the face of the IWF, on Cataclysm.
The crowd begins to boo as Dan Alexander smiles. He begins to talk again
Dan Alexander I've noticed that today is the Hall of Fame show. For everyone's famous fat giant Death-Angel!
The crowd begins to boo at the sound of this. Dan Alexander smiles yet again Dan Alexander I have a problem with that. Why is this oaf going into the Hall of Fame? He has done absolutely nothing to deserve it. Sure, he won a few matches here or there. But he's nothing special. He's slow, old, and fat. He can't wrestle to save his life! I should be in the Hall of Fame over him! I've been here a week, and I'm already going to be the IWF Champion. I'm the face of the IWF, whether anyone likes it or not. Certainly not Death-Angel. Why are we naming a show after him? It's ridiculous. Why isn't this show called Hall of Fame: Dan Alexander? In fact, I'm making that change right now. From now on, this show shall officially be known as Hall of Fame: Dan Alexander! And if Death-Angel doesn't like it, that stupid piece of shit can come settle it with me in the ring right now!
An evil laugh is heard over the loudspeakers. Shadow Demon walks out and down the ramp, towards the ring, with a microphone in hand. Shadow Demon This is every ridiculous Rick. I joined the IWF to be on Cataclysm. This is some kind of conspiracy! I drafted my entire roster for my Cataclysm show! I beat Chrissy here at Isolation for Cataclysm! Now you're telling me that it's not mine?
Dan Alexander Shut it clown. You're on the B show for a reason. You belong there. You don't deserve to be on Cataclysm. You don't deserve to be my General Manager. The face of the IWF makes these kind of decisions. Get back to Showtime, you clown
Chris Matthews sneaks up behind Shadow Demon, and winds up. Suddenly Shadow Demon turns around and blasts Chris Matthews with a right hook to the jaw, knocking him to the ground.
Shadow Demon spins around and is knocked to the ground by a knockout combination by Dan Alexander. He begins to stomp on the body of Shadow Demon, focusing on his hand. He walks over to the ropes and springboards off of the second rope, landing the LPounce right on Shadow Demon's hand.
Dan Alexander walks over and grabs Chris Matthews, and together they hurry up the entrance ramp. Suddenly, the lights in the arena begin to flicker. Eventually they stop, as the screen flashes to the Hall of Fame logo.
Rick - Welcome folks, to the IWF's first ever Hall of Fame show!
Johnny - Where the IWF will be inducting the greatest wrestling giant the world has ever seen, Death-Angel!
Rick - And even though I may not like Death-Angel personally, I can admit that there is no one more deserving of the Hall of Fame than him.
Johnny - That is, until New OWN makes their wrestling debut here in the IWF
Rick - Of course. New OWN will one day take the IWF by storm! Oh the ratings!
Johnny - But for now, we'll stick to being the greatest announce team the world has ever seen
Rick - Let's run through the matches for this show, shall we good sir?
Johnny - Why yes, I do believe that would be a grand idea
Rick - I thought the RHG were killed last week. Johnny! Is there something you aren't telling me?!
Johnny - Relax Rick. Anyways, we've got quite the show lined up for you fans here tonight!
Rick - We've got Death-Angel's induction ceremony, which will be done by Chuck Matthews. Which also marks the return to the ring of Chuck, as he takes on Death-Angel in our main event!
Johnny - We've got Brandon Macdonald, the IWF Champion, defending his title against one of IWF's newest faces, Dan Alexander
Rick - We've also got plenty of exciting Spin to Win matches tonight! Spin the big wheel of matches, and find out your stipulation! Ratings baby, ratings!
Johnny - And right now, we're starting it off with an exciting fatal four way match!
Megan O'Day - Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a fatal four-way Spin to Win match! Introducing first......
The first chords of his entrance music don't bring Cole Tanner out from the back, but after a minute or so he charges out from the back. He lets out a yell into the fans, snapping his fist out and getting his energy level up. Wearing a cowboy hat and an IWF T-shirt with cut off sleeves, he charges the ring like a house of fire. He hops from the floor straight to the apron and then through the ropes. He does a quick lap around the ring and then takes his hat off to hand it to a ringside tech, a moment later the shirt follows to a few yells of admiring female fans. Cole laughs and heads over to the corner to await his oncoming opponent. Megan O'Day - From Calgary Alberta, weighing two hundred seventy pounds, Cole Tanner!
Johnny - Can Cole Tanner make a better impression this week? He was eliminated early on in the Battle Royal last week.
Rick - Somehow, I'm doubting it
Pretty Nasty Alex Steele begins to walk out, to no music. He walks into the ring and moves to the corner. Megan O'Day - Introducing next, from Redondo Beach California, Pretty Nasty Alex Steele!
Rick - Now here's a joke if I ever saw one
Johnny - Last week he was the first one eliminated from the Battle Royal. By Pancake Pete no less!
Rick - I guess some people just can't resist some delicious pancakes.
Cooking by the Book begins to play over the loudspeakers. Pancake Pete runs out laughing and dancing, throwing pancakes to the crowd. He skips into the ring, and begins to flip pancakes in the corner. Megan O'Day - From the kitchen, Scrumptious Pancake Pete!
Johnny - Pancake Pete has to be the favourite in this match, wouldn't you agree Rick?
Rick - Oh absolutely. The man has all the tools, and pans, to be the future of this business.
Johnny - This man is an Olympic gold medallist. He is truly the best of the best.
Pa system plays Im a cloud, by Boy hits car. Astro comes out with gear and t shirt. He walks to the ring and slides into it. He takes off his shirt and throws it to the crowd. Megan O'Day - From Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, weighing one ninety five pounds, Astro!
Johnny - Any idea who this guy is Rick?
Rick - He's the newest IWF superstar as far as I know.
Johnny - He looks like some sort of eighties spaceman.
Rick - You know what I almost forgot?
Johnny - What's that Rick?
Rick - I get to spin the big wheel for the Spin to Win matches! Ratings baby!
Rick stands up from his announcer's seat and walks over to a giant wheel at ringside. He holds a microphone up Rick - Ladies and gentlemen. As you all know, this match is Spin to Win. Without further delay, let's see what kind of match these men will be fighting in!
Rick Christian spins the wheel as hard as he can. The wrestlers all watch it spin around and around, except for Pete, who is still making pancakes. The wheel spins and spins until it stops on something. Rick looks at it and smiles widely
Rick - This match will officially be contested under Pancake Rules! OH THE RATINGS!
Pancake Pete [vs] Astro [vs] Alex Steele [vs] Cole Tanner PANCAKE RULES
[Ding Ding Ding!] Johnny - What in the hell is Pancake Rules?
Rick - Well Johnny, an official Pancake Rules match is an elimination style match. The competitors are only allowed to use pancake related weapons.
Pancake Pete jumps up and down clapping. He grabs some pancakes that he has made and tosses them to each of the other three wrestlers. They begin to eat them, as Pancake Pete grabs some maple syrup from his pocket. He begins to pour it all over the mat. Johnny - Any idea what he's doing here Rick?
Rick - Hmmmm. Not too sure. But I can bet it will be scrumptious!
Pancake Pete walks up to Alex Steele. He holds another pancake in front of his face. He tosses it up in the air. Alex Steele runs after it, trying to catch it in his mouth. Astro sticks his leg out, causing Alex Steele to fall on his back. He lands backfirst in the syrup, and catches the pancake in his mouth. Johnny - What a catch! 10 out of 10!
Rick - But look! He's stuck in the maple syrup!
Alex Steele tries to sit up, but can't. Pancake Pete walks over to him and shoves a pancake down his mouth. Astro and Pancake Pete stand with one foot on Alex Steele, as the referee makes the count. -1-
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Megan O'Day - Alex Steele has been eliminated!
Johnny - Are you kidding me?!
Rick - That's two weeks in a row that Pancake Pete has completely owned Alex Steele
The referee attempts to get Alex Steele rolled out of the ring, but he is still stuck in the syrup. Pancake Pete turns and sees Cole Tanner, who has burnt a pancake. Pancake Pete's eyes begin to turn red, and his smile vanishes. He runs at Cole Tanner and jumps on him, punching him in the face over and over. Rick - Do NOT burn anything around Pancake Pete, or else!
Johnny - Especially not pancakes!
Pancake Pete stands up and throws him into Astro, who hits a flying discus clothesline, knocking Cole Tanner to the mat. He drops down for a pin. -1-
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Megan O'Day - Cole Tanner has been eliminated!
Pancake Pete claps and hands Astro a pancake. Astro looks at him. Pancake Pete urges him to eat the pancake. Asto takes the pancake and begins to eat it. Pancake Pete smiles and begins to eat his own pancake. Suddenly, Astro throws some white stuff into Pancake Pete's eyes. Rick - What is that stuff?
Johnny - It's powdered sugar! He got Pancake Pete with some sweet stuff!
Astro spins around a clotheslines Pancake Pete to the ground. Astro runs over to the turnbuckle and climbs it. He jumps off of the turnbuckle, and bounces on the top rope, flipping upside down, and hitting a moonsault on Pancake Pete. He covers him. -1-
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[Ding Ding Ding!] Megan O'Day - Here is your winner! Astro!
Johnny - Astro is the winner! Poor Pancake Pete
Rick - He was so close. One mistake, just like last week!
Astro jumps up on the turnbuckle and poses for the crowd. Pancake Pete slowly gets to his feet. He stands up as Astro approaches him. He extends his hand. Pancake Pete slowly takes it and shakes it. Johnny - Astro's giving respect to the pancake man
Rick - It wasn't a good wrestling match by any means, but boy was it entertaining. They both deserve that handshake.
Astro turns and walks out of the ring, waving to the fans as he does so. Pancake Pete begins to walk out of the ring. He sees a pancake laying on the ground. He picks it up and stares at it. He throws it to the ground as hard as he can, and storms off backstage. Rick - He took that pancake...
Johnny - And threw it on the ground!
The camera cuts backstage to Chris Matthews and Dan Alexander walking. Suddenly they look up, and Dan Alexander smiles. Laughter is heard off the screen Dan Alexander Well look what we have here
The camera cuts over to Brandon Macdonald, who has his arm around Alison Williams. He stops laughing and looks up Brandon Macdonald Hey Alison, look. It's your creepy stalker friend
Alison Williams Ewwww. Fuck off
Dan Alexander Shut up Brandon. Enjoying holding onto my title?
Brandon Macdonald Excuse me?
Dan Alexander You and I both know that this match is already over. I've already beaten you Brandon. I've already sent your little insecure ass to the hospital. And pretty soon, I'll send you straight to jail.
Brandon Macdonald You must be mistaking me for someone else dude. I'm the IWF Champion. I'm fighting Dan Alexander tonight. Sorry, beating Dan.
Dan Alexander I am Dan Alexander you drugged up idiot
Brandon Macdonald But I heard that Dan was a big tough guy, who was going to beat me up. There's no way you could be Dan Alexander. Look at you!
Dan Alexander Enough Macdonald! Give me my title, now. Save yourself the embarrassment tonight, when I finally expose you for what you truly are.
Brandon Macdonald You're going to expose me? But only Alison is allowed to see my cock. As amazing as it is, I'd rather not share it with the entire world
Dan Alexander Do you even know what I'm saying to you?
Brandon Macdonald Sure I do. You've offered me a spot on Two and a Half Men. I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to decline. I can't replace Charlie, no one can
Dan Alexander You're more of a disgrace than I even imagine. I can't wait to humiliate you in front of the world tonight.
Brandon Macdonald Hey man, can I ask you a favour?
Dan Alexander What might that be?
Brandon Macdonald If you see Deuce or whatever his name is, can you tell him I have a message for him?
Dan Alexander I am Dan Alexander!
Brandon Macdonald I know. Can you tell him I have a message for him? It's sort of important.
Dan Alexander Fine....What is it?
Brandon Macdonald turns and slaps Alison William's ass. He grabs her, lifts up his mask and begins to make out with her furiously. He reaches his hands up Alison Williams' skirt, as he continues to make out with her Dan Alexander Oh, I see how it is, you're just going to resort to childish tactics. Not even talk to me, just sit there. Pay attention to me!
Brandon Macdonald holds his hand up and flips Dan Alexander off, as he continues to kiss Alison Williams. Dan Alexander Have fun with that bag of diseases Brandon. And enjoy that title while you can. Because tonight, it's coming home with me.
Dan Alexander and Chris Matthews walk off the camera, and Brandon Macdonald and Alison Williams continue to kiss as the camera cuts back to the ring, where Ninja and Libra stand in the ring. Johnny - That was just awesome
Rick - Alison Williams can chalk up one more to her list I guess
Megan O'Day - Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a Spin to Win match. Introducing first, from Alymer Quebec, Libra! Introducing next, from Tokyo, Japan. The Ninja!
Both men jump around in their corner, waiting for the stipulation to be read. Rick Christian stands up, walks over to the wheel, and spins it. When it stops, he reads it, and brings a microphone to his mouth.
Rick - Ladies and gentlemen. I have just spun the wheel, and I have the stipulation for the match. It will be officially, a kung-fu only match!
Ninja claps and smiles, as Libra stops moving and looks scared.
Libra [vs] The Ninja Kung Fu Only Match
[Ding Ding Ding!]
Ninja runs at Libra, who is frozen in fear. Ninja grabs him in a headlock, and flips around, hitting the Way of the Ninja. He goes for a cover -1-
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[Ding Ding Ding!] Megan O'Day - Here is your winner! The Ninja!
Johnny - Wait what?
Rick - Sorry, I blinked, did the match start yet?
The Ninja begins to jump around the ring, flipping backwards all over the ring. The crowd cheers as he flips out of the ring, and begins to jump around. As he gets to the top of the entrance ramp, he throws something down, and smoke appears. When it clears, The Ninja is gone.
Johnny - That may have been the quickest match in IWF history
The camera cuts to Shadow Demon, who is sitting in a chair, his painted face up close to the camera. Shadow Demon Who is Death Angel to me? See, funny thing about that. You could ask me that very same question over and over and over again, and EACH time get a different answer!
Shadow laughs. Shadow Demon Soo lets just combine a few, shall we? He was a comrade, a nemesis, and above all, an idol to me. The guy was a legend of NLWF, every match he was in ya knew it was gonna be one of the best of the show, just because DA was such a consistent performer. I've known him for a long time, right back in the early days of NLWF, when me and the lad were in The Asylum. You always knew that the silly group was never going to work, but I always knew that DA would be successful, even if Havoc was the only main eventer of us three. He defeated me, back in a show I doubt the majority of IWF would know about, for the Universal championship in a triple threat with Havoc.
Shadow shifts in his seat, his expression serious. Shadow Demon I was disappointed after that match – very, in fact, I mean, that was back when he was known as Shayne Wolf! How are ya supposed to feel when you get beaten by a former team mate on the biggest PPV of them all, just when you thought it was gonna be your turn in the sun? But hey, I’m rambling here. Death Angel was no doubt legendary. He incredibly had a rivalry with Chuck Matthews without ever having a match with him! Although, the rivalry he had with Brenton Cyrus was amazingly intense, probably some of the biggest animosity between two superstars ever in NLWF was right there.
Shadow scratches his head. Shadow Demon For two years I watched the legend of Death Angel grow, and grow, and grow, until the prospect of NLWF without him was hugely bleak. I remember, following the first time he left, when he returned he had probably the best comeback ever done by a wrestler. The lad won the championship briefcase in one of his few matches back, and THEN cashed it in on JHawk to win the World Heavyweight Championship. I wasn’t there to see it, but I imagine it would have been the defining moment of his career. Either way, Death Angel’s long career is something I doubt any of us will ever forget.
Shadow pauses for a moment, and then cracks a smile. Shadow Demon Your career has been every enjoyable Death Angel, and you most definitely deserve your place in the Hall of Fame.
The screen cuts out quickly, and fuzzes for a moment. It quickly switches to a shot backstage of the production truck. Dan Alexander is shown storming out of the truck, throwing something across the parking lot. Dan Alexander If you guys show anything else about Death-Angel, I'm going to come back here, and it's not going to be pleasant! Do NOT show any more Death-Angel footage tonight. None!
Dan Alexander storms out of the truck, talking to himself, as the camera cuts back to Johnny and Rick at ringside. Rick - Well that was, odd
Johnny - But not surprising. Remember what he said to start the show? This new guy has NO respect.
Rick - Speaking of no respect. I'm sure our next opponent has none for his other two.
Johnny - That's right! Up next we have Nick Ridicule taking on Tyson Rowle and Matt Rydell.
Rick - In what I would bet would be a short and one sided match
Johnny - And violent. Don't forget that.
Rick - Well, we'll have to see what the big wheel says before we make any assumptions
Megan O'Day - The following match is a Spin to Win match, to determine the number one contender for the Full Throttle Championship!
Matt Rydell comes out to white lights flashing on and off. He pauses on the top of the ramp, raising his arms into the air, with fireworks going off behind him. He then saunters down the ramp, before climbing into the ring, via the steel steps. When he enters the ring, he climbs up on the turnbuckle, staring coldly around him, before jumping down, finishing his entrance. Megan O'Day - Introducing first. From Los Angeles, Matt Rydell!
Rick - He doesn't seem too nervous
Johnny - I don't think he knows what he's up against.
Not Afraid by Eminem begins to play over the loudspeakers. Tyson Rowle walks out and begins to walk down towards the ring. He climbs in and stares at Matt Rydell across from him Megan O'Day - And his opponent, from Sheffield England, Tyson Rowle!
Rick - This match is going to be amazing!
Johnny - Amazingly bad for one or both of these guys
Rick - Hey, maybe Nick isn't on his game tonight
The lights go out in the arena as Hero of the Day begins to blare through the PA, getting the crowd to stand up. The opening lyrics blare as the fans watch the stage in anticipation. Suddenly, an elevator is lifted up through the center of the stage. The doors of the elevator open and inside stands Nick Ridicule, with Tommy Cornell behind him. The two men walk down the ramp together to the ring. They stop at the bottom of the ramp. As Nick Ridicule stares at the ring in front of him Tommy Cornell goes right. Tommy Cornell makes his way to the announcers table. Nick Ridicule brings his hands in front of his face in prayer form, then mouths something. He opens his eyes and runs forward, diving into the ring. He stands up and waves his arms up and down, getting the crowd pumped up. Megan O'Day - And their opponent. From Miami, Florida! Nick Ridicule!
Rick - And we're joined by our old but good friend Tommy Cornell on commentary
Tommy - Hey guys. Ready for the most lopsided match in IWF history?
Johnny - You certainly are.
Tommy - What can I say? I'm always excited for a Nick Ridicule match. I'm as excited for this as I am to see Chuck Matthews Hollywood Impact Death-Angel to death tonight!
Rick - If you will excuse me, I have to go spin that wheel
Rick Christian stands up. He walks over and spins the wheel. When it lands, he chuckles and looks at the three men in the ring.
Rick - This match is officially, a Tables match! Oh the ratings!
Nick Ridicule [vs] Matt Rydell [vs] Tyson Rowle Full Throttle #1 Contender Tables Match
[Ding Ding Ding!]
Nick Ridicule immediately runs at Tyson Rowle. He grabs him, and german suplexes him across the ring. He turns around and ducks under a clothesline attempt by Matt Rydell. Nick Ridicule waits for Matt Rydell to bounce off the ropes, before he hits him with a dropkick. Johnny - This one looks like it will be over quickly
Tommy - Just wait until after the match
Rick - Why Tommy?
Tommy - Nick's got a little surprise for everyone
Tyson Rowle gets to his feet, and charges at Nick Ridicule, who moves out of the way. He grabs Tyson Rowle, and hits a vicious backbreaker. He begins to stomp away at Tyson Rowle, who tries to move out of the way. Johnny - Tyson isn't getting away that easily
Tommy - Nick is far too superior to let even one of these two get a single offensive move in
Rick - He didn't look amazing against Corey last week
Matt Rydell pushes Nick Ridicule off of Tyson Rowle. He grabs him and lifts him up in the air. Nick Ridicule twists over and lands on his feet behind Matt Rydell. He grabs Matt Rydell, and throws him across the ring with a belly to back suplex. Tommy - It was his first match in forever! What did you expect!?
Rick - Well, for all the talk he does, maybe just a little but more
Johnny - Well, he's in full control right now
Nick Ridicule walks over and grabs Matt Rydell, picking him up. He lifts him up into the air, and then brings him down with a spike piledriver. Matt Rydell bounces away, as Nick Ridicule turns around to see Tyson Rowle running at him. He front thrust kicks Tyson Rowle right in the jaw, knocking him down. Cornell - Nick Kick to the face!
Rick - Down goes Tyson! Down goes Tyson!
The crowd cheers as Nick Ridicule picks up the limp body of Tyson Rowle. He lifts him onto his shoulders. Nick Ridicule runs forwards and throws Tyson Rowle down with a crucifix powerbomb. Johnny - Pass of Judgement by Ridicule!
Tommy - What did I tell you? Complete control
Rick - He's still got to put one of them through a table to win
Nick Ridicule looks down at the body of Tyson Rowle. He turns his head and sees Matt Rydell getting to his feet in the corner. He walks over to him. Nick Ridicule picks him up in a torture rack hold. He tosses Matt Rydell up and delivers a vicious knee to the back of his head. Tommy - Vicious Betrayal! Show em how it's done Nicky!
Johnny - He's going for the table now
Rick - Knowing Nick, he's not just settling for a table
Nick Ridicule slides out of the ring and throws the ring steps into it. He grabs a table from under the ring and pushes it into the ring. Nick Ridicule grabs his sledgehammer from ringside, and dives back into the ring. Rick - And I was right
Tommy - Why settle for a table, when you can have so much more?!
Johnny - I feel sorry for Tyson and Matt now
Nick Ridicule walks over to the table and sets it up in front of him. He grabs the ring steps and drops them on top of the table. He walks over to Tyson Rowle and picks up his unconscious body. He carries it on his shoulder and drops him on the steel steps. Tommy - Nick has something huge planned here
Johnny - He's going to hurt both of them if he's not careful
Rick - You really think Nick Ridicule is worried about hurting someone?
Nick Ridicule picks up the sledgehammer, and lays the hammer end directly on Tyson Rowle's nose. He then walks over to the body of Matt Rydell, and lifts it up. He picks him up in a crufix powebomb position. Johnny - I don't know if I want to watch this
Tommy - Here it comes!
Rick - Pass of Judgement onto a sledgehammer onto Tyson's face, through a table and ringsteps? RATINGS!
Nick Ridicule runs and powerbombs Matt Rydell's body directly onto the face of Tyson Rowle. Matt Rydell's body makes direct contact with the sledgehammer, smashing Tyson's nose, and sending both men's bodies through the steel steps and table.
[Ding Ding Ding!]
Megan O'Day - Here is your winner, and the Full Throttle Championship number one contender, Nick Ridicule!
Nick Ridicule stares down at the disaster he has created. He watches as paramedics slide into the ring, ad begin to work on both men. Nick Ridicule smiles, and slowly exits the ring, walking towards the timekeepers booth. Johnny - What's he doing now?
Tommy - I told you he had a surprise for after the match
The timekeeper moves as Nick Ridicule reaches over and grabs a chair. He takes it and climbs into the ring, where they bodies of Tyson Rowle and Matt Rydell have been moved onto stretchers. Nick Ridicule sets up the chair and sits down, staring at the entrance ramp. Rick - He's just going to sit there? Not much of a surprise.
Tommy - JUST WAIT!
Nick Ridicule continues to stare up the entrance ramp, not blinking an eye, while the paramedics stretcher Tyson Rowle and Matt Rydell out of the arena. The show cuts to commercial with Nick Ridicule continuing his stare.
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony: Death-Angel Mon May 30, 2011 6:09 pm
The show returns with Nick Ridicule still in the center of the ring, sitting on a steel folding chair. He smiles and brings a microphone to his mouth. Nick Ridicule Welcome back to the Death-Angel Hall of Fame show! I’m your host, Nick Fucking Ridicule!
Rick - Did he just call himself the host?
Tommy - SURPRISE!
Nick Ridicule My first order of business, is a to find a new set of announcers.
Nick looks over at the announcers table. Rick Christian stands up and grabs a microphone off the table. Rick Christian Nick, you know I think you running the show would lead to ratings, but as owner of IWF, I can’t let you do that.
Nick Ridicule Let me? I don’t recall asking to take over the show.
Rick Christian is suddenly thrust kicked to the chest, knocking him down into the announcers table. Tommy - GREED KICK! GREED KICK!
Nick Ridicule Please welcome, one of the men who will be doing play by play on the Cataclysm action, “The Eighth Deadly Sin” John Greed!
Johnny Electric stands up to help his partner, but he is punched to the stomach by Tommy Cornell, who has brass knuckles on his fist.
Tommy - Nothing personal, but you’re not very good announcers!
Tommy blasts Johnny with a right cross with the brass knuckles, knocking him down. Nick Ridicule Ridiculous Security, escort these men out of here!
John Greed lifts Rick Christian and throws him over the guardrail. He’s lifted by the fans and crowd surfed away. John Greed walks over and grabs Johnny Electric, then tosses him over the guardrail, letting the fans lift him away. Nick Ridicule Now that that’s out of the way, I can talk about Isolation last week. I feel as though I owe all of you a refund. You expected a show that would blow minds! You expected a main event that would live up to the standard of one of the best matches ever seen! You were ripped off, as was I.
Cornell - He’s speaking of course of Corey Casey not kicking out after only having been hit with a crucifix power bomb.
Greed - The pass of judgment is an amazing power bomb, but I’ve seen Corey Casey go through hell in matches he wants to win. He didn’t even try to kick out of it!
Nick Ridicule Corey decided to trash talk me, to try to drag my name through the mud for the last few months. Then when I came to confront him, he did whatever it took to keep me out of the IWF. Once I was in the IWF, he did whatever it took to keep me away from him. Once I was in his face, he did the unthinkable, he finally stepped up and he challenged me to a match. I guess it should have seemed suspicious to me that a guy who had been running scared for so long, finally would decide to make a challenge. But I was so confident going into this match that it didn’t matter. Unfortunately, the match was only made to set me up and show off The Chosen.
Cornell - Corey Casey as the leader of a group? Hmm, I can’t see where that could go wrong. Unless I think back to New Dawn, or Rated Most Hated, or his half of Bad Company!
Greed - Yeah but this is a new Corey Casey! A new, old, The Lord Corey Casey! Sometimes to move forward, you must move backwards!
Cornell - That’s ridiculous!
The arena goes black as the song reverbs from the speakers....
Welcome to the gun show
...Vincent Van Rose rises through the stage as smoke fills the ramp....He is facing away from the crowd and raises his hands and shoots them like two guns into the air... Corey Casey stands beside him holding his arms out to the side. Hey cowboy how's it going tonight? Come on in and you can buy me a drink Hey cowboy I see your pistol is cocked And you got a look on your face like you want to rock
Welcome to the gun show Tonight we get wild Welcome to the gun show Where the dead come alive (Where the dead come alive)
....Pyro goes off and Vinnie turns toward the ring striding purposefully, chugging a beer… Vinnie brings a microphone to his mouth… Vincent Van Rose Well, well, well, look who decided getting laid out by The Chosen wasn’t enough for him! Complaining about a match that you won? Now I’ve seen and heard it all! Ridicule, instead of taking over this show, why don’t you just leave? Nobody wants you here! Nobody cares about you! If you stay, the only thing that’s going to happen is The Chosen removing you from IWF ourselves!
Nick Ridicule Well.. I must say, your words have defeated me good sir. I bid you farewell!
Greed - The Chosen have prevailed!
Nick stands up and places the microphone down on the chair seat. He turns around and walks towards the ropes, then steps through. He pauses on the apron though and listens to the crowd.
“NICKY!” “NICKY!” “NICKY!” “NICKY!” “NICKY!”
Nick turns smiles and reenters the ring. He walks to the middle and grabs the microphone, then he looks at Vinnie and Corey on the stage and flips them off. Nick Ridicule NOT!
Nick laughs and sits down on the chair. Nick Ridicule If you want me out, you’re going to have to force me out. I’ve taken over the show! You don’t like it? Do something about it!
Vinnie looks at Nick with rage in his eyes. He looks at Corey, then places his hand into his chest and says something to him. Vinnie then runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. As he does, Nick runs past him and slides out of the ring. He reaches down and picks up the sledgehammer. Nick Ridicule Vinnie, I’ve got no problem with you, other than the fact you’ve become a puppet of that man!
Nick points the sledgehammer at Corey Casey still on the ramp as he looks into the ring at VVR. Nick drops the microphone and runs up the ramp, staring at Corey Casey. Cornell - GET HIM NICK! GET HIM!
Greed - RUN CASEY RUN!
Corey Casey turns around and runs up the ramp, disappearing backstage. Nick hurries up the ramp, then he jumps off of it, running alongside the stage, disappearing behind the curtain. Vinnie stands in the ring, looking at the stage. Cornell - Ridicule is in pursuit of Corey Casey! He has Chosen, to hunt his ass down and finish what he started!
Greed - Corey should have CHOSEN to stay home and get drunk! He should have just sat on his fat drunk ass, playing videogames!
When I get older, I will be stronger, They'll call me freedom, Just like the waving flag
-A man walks onto the stage as pyros hit the stage this man wears a full body hooded outfit with what seems to be a pole on his back-
Born to a throne, stronger than Rome But Violent prone, poor people zone But it’s my home, all I have known Where I got grown, streets we would roam But out of the darkness, I came the farthest Among the hardest survival Learn from these streets, it can be bleak Except no defeat, surrender retreat
-The man reaches to his back and unveils what is the Irish flag-
When I get older, I will be stonger They'll call me freedom Just like the waving flag
-The man waves the flag and rips off the robe and the man is shown to be Sean O'Rourke who still waves the Irish flag he runs down the ramp dancing to the song high fiving some fans then running into the ring waving the flag in the center of the ring O'Rourke walks and grabs a microphone that was handed to him and starts to sing the song-
Sean O'Rourke: When I get older! I will be stronger! They'll call me freedom! Just like this waving flag! And then it goes back! And then it goes back! And then we go!
-O'Rourke now with the crowd-
Sean O'Rourke: When we get older! We will be stronger! They'll call us freedom! Just like our waving flag!
Megan O’Day - The following, is a High Impact #1 Contender match! Introducing first, from Knoxville, TN. Weighing 285 pounds! “The Southern Sledgehammer” Vincent Van Rose!
Vinnie raises his arms, then finishes off his beer and drops the bottle out of the ring. He stares across the ring at his opponent, a menacing look on his face. Cornell - He looks intense! He was willing to step up and fight Nick Ridicule!
Greed - Yeah, no resistance at all. While others are begging to be traded so they don’t have to be on the same show as Nick, this guy went right at him!
Megan O’Day - His opponent, from Dublin, Ireland. Weighing in at 193 pounds. "Irishman" Sean O'Rourke!
Cornell - He doesn’t look as fired up as the other guy.
Greed - Nope!
Tommy Cornell stands up and climbs up onto the announcers table. He holds his arms up, then reaches down and picks up a microphone. Tommy Cornell Two men with a chance to become a top contender prepare for battle, but what kind of match will they be competing in? It’s time to spin the wheel of misfortune!
Tommy jumps down off the table and walks over to the wheel. He looks at all the matches, then reaches up and gives it a big spin. Tommy Cornell Round and round it goes, where it stops, nobody knows!
Vinnie gets sick of waiting and charges across the ring, splashing Sean O'Rourke in the corner. Vinnie pulls him out of the corner by his arm, directly into a massive clothesline that folds him over himself.
Greed - Tommy over spun the damn wheel and VVR got tired of waiting for the match to start.
Tommy uses his hand to slow down the wheel. He kicks the wheel and it comes to a sudden holt. The shot zooms in on a picture of a flame and the words INFERNO MATCH. Tommy Cornell LIGHT THAT RING ON FIRE!
Vinnie quickly slides out of the ring and reaches underneath, pulling out a chainsaw.
Greed - WHAT THE FUCK!?!
He jumps back into the ring just in time as the apron surrounding the ring bursts into flames.
Sean O'Rourke [vs] Vincent Van Rose High Impact #1 Contender Inferno Match
[Ding Ding Ding!] Cornell - HOLY SHIT DID HE GRAB A CHAINSAW!
Greed - HE GRABBED A CHAINSAW!
Vincent Van Rose starts to rev the chainsaw, pulling on the cord. Sean O'Rourke stands up and Vinnie steps forward bashing him to the head with the bottom of the chainsaw. Cornell - In all my years of doing this, I don’t ever remember anyone pulling out a chainsaw.
Greed - We’ve seen a lot of things, but this is a first for sure.
Sean O'Rourke is quick to get back to his feet. He holds the top of his head and staggers forward into a big boot from Vinnie. As soon as his boot connects with the face of Sean O'Rourke, he rips back on the chord, revving the chainsaw again. Cornell - Now… if he gets that thing started… Is he going to chop him up?
Greed - …. I have no idea.. I’m actually afraid! I’m sort of rooting against him getting it started!
Cornell - First time I ever heard you grimace at the thought of violence!
Vinnie rips the chord once more, starting the chainsaw. Cornell - HOLY SHIT!
Greed - He’s going to kill him!
Vinnie revs the chainsaw, watching as the chain rotates around. The sound of it rips through the arena. He drives the chainsaw down at Sean O'Rourke who rolls out of the way. He drives the chainsaw into the ring mat and begins to cut, dragging it down. Cornell - Now he’s carving up the ring!
Greed - Way to go Tommy! This match is going to ruin the ring for all the other matches!
Vinnie pulls the chainsaw out of the mat and runs at Sean O'Rourke as he stands up in the corner. Vinnie slashes down with the chainsaw but Sean O'Rourke dives and rolls out of the way, forcing him to slice away at the turnbuckle pads. Cornell - This is turning into a disaster!
Greed - THINK OF THE RATINGS! Ha ha! I’m such an asshole! It’s good to be back!
Vinnie lets the chainsaw tear away at the turnbuckle pads until nothing is left by the metal rope loop. Vinnie stops the chainsaw and drops it. He turns around as Sean O'Rourke runs at him, then lifts him up by his waste and drops him face first down into the exposed corner. Cornell - He is a man on a mission! After missing his opportunity to be Full Throttle champion last week.
Greed - Yeah, he had a good shot against an injured James Shark and a jackass Jason Hawk. But he didn’t show this kind of psychotic aggression!
Vinnie drags Sean O'Rourke out of the corner, then pulls him up to his feet. Vinnie locks Sean O'Rourke in a full nelson, then begins to rag doll him around back and forth. He lifts Sean and slams him down into the mat, then he grabs him by his throat and pulls him towards the ropes. Cornell - He’s looking at those menacing flames surrounding the ring!
Greed - Well Sean avoided the chainsaw onslaught, but he can’t avoid the raw power of this man, VVR.
Vinnie brings Sean close to the fire. Sean tries to squirm away. Cornell - HE’S SQUIRMING LIKE A WORM!
Greed - He changed the name of that move for this match. Tonight it’s. H…E…L…P… SOMEBODY HELP HIM!
Vinnie drags him back to the fire, not allowing him to get away. The fire begins to burn away the hair of Sean O'Rourke as VVR pushes him closer and closer. Cornell - His hair was bad anyway!
Greed - Maybe he should than VVR!
Vinnie lifts Sean O'Rourke up to his feet and kicks him to the gut. He lifts him up under his arm and runs with him, before sidewalk slamming him down onto the incision in the mat. Vinnie stands up and walks over to the corner, grabbing the chainsaw. Cornell - Now that he’s incapacitated his opponent, back to chopping his ass up!
Greed - I don’t think I can watch this..
Cornell - Oh stop covering your eyes!
Vinnie revs it up, sending the chain spinning again. He points it at Sean O'Rourke as he tries to stand up in the middle of the ring. He manages to get to his feet, only to be super kicked to the jaw by VVR. Cornell - I just found a favorite wrestler to add to my list!
Greed - Me too, this guy is wicked!
Vinnie spikes the chainsaw down into the mat near Sean O'Rourke. Cornell - OH MY GOD HE KILLED HIM… no wait, he’s cutting away at the mat!
Greed - Holy shit that was close!
He continues to cut away at the mat, going just over the head of Sean O'Rourke. He stops, then pulls the chainsaw out of the mat and shoves it back in, bringing it down through the mat until he stops at Sean O'Rourke’s feet. Vinnie puts the chainsaw down walks over to the ropes. He tosses himself over the ropes, grabbing the outside of the ropes so he can go over the flames. He lands ringside and reaches under the ring. He pulls out a tank of gasoline and smiles as he stares into the ring. Cornell - …. Wow.
Greed - YES! YES! This man is out of his mind!
Cornell - By the look of things, I would say he’s trying to send a message to Nick.
Greed - Think about what Nick did to him during his debut, he put him through the Holy Trinity! Sent him crashing down the stairway to hell! Now tonight he called VVR a puppet! That man doesn’t look like a puppet to me, he looks like a future champion! A future High Impact Champion!
Vinnie tosses the gasoline tank over the ropes and watches it land in the ring. He walks up the steps, then steps up to the turnbuckle and climbs up to the top rope. He climbs down inside the ring, avoiding the flames. Vinnie turns around and sees Sean O’Rourke, chainsaw in hands. Cornell - OH SHIT! The momentum has shifted!
Greed - Nothing shifted! He has a deadly weapon!
Vinnie stares at Sean, then shakes his head. Cornell - He doesn’t look intimidated at all!
Greed - Sean has the chainsaw, but Vinnie still has the fear and size advantage!
Sean lifts the chainsaw overhead and sends the chain spinning. He takes a step but Vinnie turns quickly and super kicks him to the face. The chainsaw drops behind Sean as Vinnie stands calm. Sean staggers and walks into VVR, who grabs him and drops him face first into the mat with a front Russian legsweep. Cornell - No fear prevails for Vinnie!
Greed - Sean is done for!
VVR pins Sean O’Rourke, hooking both legs. -1-
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-3-
The referee calls for the bell. [Ding Ding Ding] Megan O’Day - Here is your winner, the number one contender for the High Impact Title, Vincent Van Rose!
Cornell - It’s so good to be back! What an awesome start to the Ridiculized Hall of Fame show for Death-Angel!
Greed - I don’t think VVR is done!
Vincent Van Rose grabs the gasoline and pours it down into the cut marks in the ring. He smiles, then he pours the gasoline onto the top of the chainsaw. He lifts the chainsaw up and drops the gasoline, then he walks over to the flaming ring apron. Cornell - You don’t think…
Greed - Oh please! Oh please! Oh please!
He holds the chainsaw to the flames and it ignites. He revs it and gasoline fireballs fall from the chainsaw. He raises it above his head and sends the blade spinning, sending the crowd into a frenzy of cheers. Greed - This has got to be the coolest thing I have ever witnessed..
Cornell - Pretty fucking awesome.
Vincent Van Rose walks over and drives the flaming chainsaw into the mat, lighting the incisions in the ring mat. He tosses the chainsaw aside and grabs Sean O’Rourke, then lifts him up for a power slam. Cornell - He cut a door into the ring mat, then lit it on fire. IT’S THE DOORWAR TO HELL!!
Greed - YES! YES! THE DOORWAY TO HELL!
Vincent Van Rose holds Sean O’Rourke up with a single arm. He extends his other arm and motions for everyone to get up. Every seat in the arena empties as they all stand to watch as Vincent Van Rose tosses Sean O’Rourke off of him, sending him crashing down between the cuts. He crashes through the mat and the fire from the apron is pulled under the ring, only to explode out through the hole in the ring.
Vincent Van Rose steps back then stairs into the hole, the outside of it still on fire. He raises his fist and nods his head, taking in the cheers from the crowd. He walks over and grabs his chainsaw, then holds it up and lets the chain spin. The chainsaw roars, but not as loud as the crowd. The flames shut off around the ring and backstage attendants slide in with fire extinguishers, spraying the remaining flames. VVR points the chainsaw at them and they scatter away. He walks his now clear path and exit’s the ring.
The shot cuts to backstage where Corey Casey is running, continuously looking back over his shoulder. He stops for a second and turns around, looking down the hall. Corey Casey Fuck..
The shot spins around and shows at the other end of the hall, Nick Ridicule standing with the sledgehammer over his shoulder. Corey Casey turns around, shoving the cameraman out of his way as he does. He trips over him and stumbles forward towards the exit. Corey Casey I gotta get the fuck out of here!
He runs but is suddenly tackled down to the ground. He sits up, looking down the hall at Nick Ridicule on his way, walking casually. He looks to see who tackled him, only to be punched right to the nose. ??? “YOU‘VE JUST GOTTEN YOUR LICENSE AND CAN DRIVE DOWN DANE‘S ROAD TO HELL!”
Corey Casey pushes Jackky Dane off of him and stands up. Jackky kicks Corey Casey to the balls. He reaches out grabbing him to the throat and punches him from the death clutch. Corey Casey looks at the downed Jacky, then he looks at Nick Ridicule getting closer and closer. Corey stumbles towards the exit, holding his balls. Cornell - This is intense, GET HIM NICKY GET HIM!
Greed - GTFO COREY!
Jacky stands up and Nick walks past him. Jacky Dane Hey do you want to be my partner when I take him down DANE’S ROAD TO HELL!?
Nick smashes Jacky to the face with the top of his sledgehammer, covering the top of it with his hand. Jacky crumbles to the ground. Nick Ridicule Why are you running? I thought you wanted to fight me!
Corey pushes past the exit doors only to see the massive Death-Angel standing in front of him. His mouth moves to say something, but he’s frozen in fear. He shuts the doors quickly and turns around, only to be smashes to the face by the sledgehammer in the hands of Nick Ridicule. Corey Casey stumbles backwards and bursts through the exit doors. This time Death-Angel is nowhere to be seen. Cornell - Death-Angel mind games, Ridicule on the hunt, Casey getting smashed to the face!
Greed - RATINGS! RATINGS! RATINGS! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Corey Casey stands up holding his face. He looks at the doors and watches they burst open from the force of a Nick Kick. Nick steps out of the building and Corey Casey turns and runs. He enters a limousine and it speeds away. Nick runs and throws the sledgehammer, hitting the back of the limousine as it makes a getaway. The shot zooms in on the face of Nick Ridicule as he watches the limo pull away. He smirks, then grins, then smiles showing teeth. Nick Ridicule Down Dane’s Road to Hell you go Douche!
Nick Ridicule laughs as he slaps his hands together and enters the arena again. The shot switches from the parking lot to the ring, where all the participants of the triple threat tag team match wait. Greed - What did he mean by that?
Cornell - Ridicule has removed Corey Casey from this show, who cares what he meant by that. He did us all a huge favor! A big huge fat ass favor!
Greed - At least they had time to put the ring back together sort of…
Cornell - Enough time to cover the hole in the mat and put some extra padding over it! Looks like they didn’t have any turnbuckle pads to replace the ones in that corner though.
Tommy Cornell stands up chuckling. He walks over to the wheel and looks at it. He laughs and grabs the wheel, then spins it one single peg. The shot zooms in on the wheel, showing that it’s a DRESS MATCH. Tommy laughs and laughs on his way to the announcers table. Cornell - It’s dress up time gentlemen!
Greed - I can’t believe you did that to these guys!
The guys inside the ring look around shaking their heads. Tommy grabs a microphone and stands up. The referee inside the ring hands out dresses to all of the wrestlers. Tommy Cornell Put on the dress! Whoever is pinned in this match, his team will be forced to continue wearing dresses each week! If you decide you’re not going to wear your dress, you’ll forfeit this match, and in doing so, you’ll have to wear a dress every week following this one!
The men begin to reluctantly put on the dresses. Chad begins to model his dress for TK Jones. Darren Moore looks at himself in the dress, then he attacks Chad Mason, hitting him to the back of the head with a forearm. The referee calls for the bell.
Titus Black & Bryant Tanner [vs] Chad Mason & TK Jones [vs] Darren Moore & Horcrux Lave w/ Corey Casey Loser Must Wear Dresses [Ding Ding Ding] Cornell - Darren Moore and Chad Mason are going to start things off.
Greed - These guys look ridiculous.
Darren Moore lifts Chad Mason to his feet and sets him up for a suplex. Darren lifts Chad up and front suplexes him over the top rope, leaving him hung over. Darren quickly runs to his corner and climbs to the top rope, then he jumps off and comes down with a leg drop across the back of the head and neck of Chad. Cornell - That was an amazing move! Even more amazing that he did it in a pretty little dress!
Greed - You’re getting a real kick out of this!
Darren quickly pins Chad. -1-
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The pinfall is broken up by both Black and Tanner as they pull Darren away. Cornell - THEY ARE WEARING DRESSES! HA HA HA HA HA!
Greed - Good pinfall break by Black and Tan
Darren stands up and rips his dress off. He throws it on the mat and slides out of the ring, jumping over the announcers table.
Cornell - What the…
Darren grabs Tommy and starts to pull him over the announcers table.
Greed - I’ll save you buddy!
John steps up and is hit to the face by Darren, sending him faling back into his seat. Darren unloads a shot on Tommy,, then releases him and walks away. Darren walks around the ring, then walks up the ramp. Cornell - Guess he doesn’t want to fight in a dress…
Greed - Well now his partner is against four guys, if he’s pinned they’ll have to wear dresses again!
Horcrux enters the ring and is attacked by Black and Tan. They stomp him out in the corner, then Titus Black steps out to the apron, and slaps him to the back of the head. Cornell - That counts as a tag, now Titus Black and Chad Mason are legal.
Greed - I’m glad you made this a dress match, all of these ladies deserve to wear dresses!
Titus lifts Chad up into a hanging neck breaker position, then jumps and snaps his head back. Cornell - HE’S JUST BEEN BLACKLISTED!
Greed - IN HIS LITTLE BLACK DRESS!
Titus attempts a pin on Chad Mason. -1-
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TK Jones drops an elbow, but Titus moves out of the way, letting him drop it on Chad. TK stands up and looks what he’s done, then he turns around into a power bomb from Bryant. He lifts TK, then hooks his head and falls back, DDTing him from the power bomb position. Cornell - Notorious Driver, a move that awesome, yet it still can’t be taken seriously while he’s in a dress!
Greed - Awesome move! Not so awesome in a dress..
Titus black lifts Chad and whips him towards Bryant as he gets up. Bryant lifts Chad as he runs, then spins around and drops him with a power bomb. Titus reacts fast as he climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with a guillotine leg drop on Chad. Cornell - Great team work from the men in dresses, Black and Tan.
Greed - That should be it, TK is out, Crux is out, and Darren didn’t want to wear a dress, so he left!
Titus pins Chad Mason as Bryant watches his back. -1-
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The referee calls for the bell.
[Ding Ding Ding] Megan O’Day - Here are your winners, Black and Tan, Titus Black and Bryant Tanner!
They quickly removes the dresses and throw them down at the face of Chad Mason and over to TK Jones. Cornell - Chad Mason and TK Jones will be wearing dresses again!
Greed - I have a suggestion for TK Jones, get as far away from that loser partner of yours as you can! He’s going to drag you down!
Cornell - Considering TK is black, that’s a short drag!
Greed - Nice, Racist comment of the night goes to you Tommy.
Cornell - Why thank you!
Greed - Not sure that was a compliment…
The camera cuts to Brandon Macdonald sitting in his locker room. He looks at the camera, wearing his mask. Brandon Macdonald Death-Angel, Death-Angel. My good friend DA. Where do I even start? I only wish that I could have had a match with you back in the NLWF. There were a few times it could have happened. But it was not meant to be. I've fought you once, in a tag team match. And you beat me Death-Angel. But I can't say the same thing would happen if we fought.
Brandon Macdonald looked down for a moment. He looked back at the camera. Brandon Macdonald DA, you know that I have more respect for you than I do anyone else in this business. You are a legend. I've never seen anyone as big, and as scary as you. I remember when Nick told me that you would be helping us take down Bad Company. I was so afraid that if we pissed you off some way, that you'd turn around and eat us. But then I realized something. That you're actually just a nice guy. Sure, you might be massive, and scary as all can be. But you have the heart of a gentle giant outside of the ring. Just an all-around nice guy. But once you get in that ring, it's game over. When you unleash the Syco, its double that. When people fight the Syco, they never truly win. They can pin Syco -1-2-3-. But he takes a part of you with him that you will never ever get back. I consider myself one of the luckiest men alive in that I have never faced Syco in the ring. Death-Angel, I would love to fight. Syco, I would hate to fight. That's how amazing it is.
Brandon Macdonald adjusted something below his waist. He lifted his mask up for a moment. Brandon Macdonald Death-Angel. I love you buddy. I'm gonna miss you here. I hope you stick around, even if you aren't wrestling. You're just truly one of the greatest's that has ever graced the ring. You're not just a legend DA. You're THE Legend. No one will ever match what you have done in the ring and out of it. I only hope that I can even come half to that. I guess what I'm really trying to say is that you're the greatest DA. You'll never be recreated, and you'll always be missed. I take my mask and my hat off to you DA. To the greatest wrestler who I've ever had the privilege to work along side of. Thank you DA. For everything you have done, for me, and for this business. Thank you.
Brandon Macdonald puts his mask and hat back on, and looks down. Brandon Macdonald Don't you want to say anything to him?
Alison Williams stands up from below Brandon's waist. She wipes her mouth and turns to the camera. Alison Williams Bai DA Love you!
Alison Williams smiles and hugs Brandon Macdonald, as the camera cuts to Dan Alexander, walking down the hall, an angry look on his face. He walks away from a flat screen TV, having just watched another video for Death-Angel. Dan Alexander This place is falling apart faster than Alison Williams legs! Where did Chris go? Where is everyone?
The lights flicker on and off, then come back on. Standing behind Dan Alexander, the massive body of Death-Angel can be seen. The shot zooms in on Dan’s eyes as they look to the left, then to the right. He quickly spins around and looks in all directions, but no one is around him. He turns back around and proceeds to walk down the hall towards the exit. Dan Alexander If you want something done, you have to do it yourself. I said this show wasn’t going to happen, I said no more videos about that has been retard giant, and I damn well meant it! When the IWF champion says something, he means it!
Dan makes his way out of the arena, shoving past the doors. The lights inside start to flicker again. As they do, laughter fills the hall, then the lights turn a blood red. The shot fades to video.
-Recorded Earlier-
The camera cuts to show Corey Casey sitting on a stool. He has a leather jacket on with a black hoodie underneath. The hood is pulled up and covers his head. Corey lets out a slight sigh before slowly lifting his gaze to stare into the camera Corey Casey What does Death-Angel being the very first inductee to the Hall of Fame mean to me?
Corey Casey chuckles softly Corey Casey When I first joined up with NLWF…I joined up as a part of Salvation. Within the first few weeks, Brenton Cyrus gave me a task…that task was to destroy Death-Angel. I unleashed on DA…unforgivingly, and without mercy. I beat him, brutalized him, made him go through unspeakable waves of pain and horror. I then put him in a casket and threw him down the entrance ramp and then proceeded to crucify him. I nailed rail road spikes through his wrists and ankles…I set him on fire after putting a crown of barbed wire on his head…
Corey Casey shakes his head Corey Casey And yet…in less than a month…Death-Angel returned. That seems to be a running theme in Death-Angel’s career. He gets brutalized…beaten…crucified and then burned. And then BAM…the very next week he’s right back in the ring. Death-Angel is a mainstay in this industry…a guy that I have nothing but the upmost respect for. You know, it’s kind of amusing…
Corey Casey reaches up and takes off his hood. Corey Casey smirks at the camera Corey Casey People say Death-Angel and I are a lot alike. I mean, both of us seem to have an unnatural thirst for pain…both of us seem to enjoy nothing more than to inflict indescribable amounts of suffering on others…and yet, the two of us have never joined up on a team. Instead, the two of us have had some of the most heated and most promoted matches in professional wrestling history. Death-Angel has pushed me to my limits unlike anyone else in this business. Fighting Nick Ridicule and Chuck Matthews always seems to inspire me…but fighting Death-Angel is just something that is unlike any other fight I’ve ever had in my entire life
Corey Casey nods his head slightly Corey Casey Death-Angel…welcome to the IWF Hall of Fame
The shot cuts from the video to the outside, where Dan Alexander is walking towards the production truck. He walks up the steps and grabs the door handle. Dan Alexander What did I tell you idiots about…
He opens the door and comes face to face with Nick Ridicule. The two men stare each other down until Dan looks over his shoulder into the production truck. Dan Alexander Excuse me, I need to get in there and you’re in my way. Nick Ridicule How about you worry about your IWF title match against Brandon, instead of worrying about ruining this special even for Death-Angel.
Dan begins to clap his hands. Dan Alexander Wow, you managed to use special and Death-Angel in the same sentence, without calling him a retard! Bravo! Why don’t you take a hint and get out of this company! Leave while you still can on your own.
Nick Ridicule Is that a threat? Because I didn’t get to fight this week, and I sure as hell didn’t get to fight last week.
Dan looks at Nick, then he slowly backs down the steps. Dan Alexander I’m going to go find Chris, then we’re going to go get ME Security, then we’re going to throw your ass out of here!
Nick Ridicule You’re not going to find Chris. Lets just say, I gave him the night off.
Dan stares at Nick, the anger growing. Dan Alexander The incompetence I deal with is mind boggling at times. But it’s like I said. If you want something done, you do it yourself. I have an IWF title to win!
Dan turns his back and walks back to the arena. Nick smirks and disappears back into the production truck as the cameras cut backstage to the locker room of one Bryant Tanner, where he and Titus Black can be seen getting ready to depart the arena. The reigning patriarch of the Tucson-based wrestling dynasty is in the midst of untaping his wrists when the door opens-- a door, by the by, that Bryant has his back to. He heaves a sigh and rolls his eyes. Bryant Tanner So I see you're too stupid to knock, Chuckie--
The voice that responds is feminine, pleasing to the ears… and definitely not belonging to that particular asshat.
??? Um… who's Chuckie? Give me a minute, I KNOW I'll remember here in a second...
Both men chuckle as a slender blond with blue-green eyes makes her way into the shot, a mischievous smile on he face. ??? I get the feeling that he should matter, for some reason, but darned if I know why. Bryant Tanner Nah, he stopped mattering at Isolation.
Titus Black Yeah, he don't matter no more, chica.
??? Fair enough. So… I don't get no hugs? I see how it is. I go back to South Carolina for a month and you both act like you don't know me.
Titus Black Hey... Bry-- who is she?
The woman comes up behind Titus and locks in a tight sleeper hold. Once she's got it cinched in-- tighter to her bust than usual-- she rolls her eyes, Lindsay Aycliffe It's Lindsay, you dork. Remember? Blondie, babydoll, Oh-God-Don't-Stop...?
Titus Black That... could be... any number... of chicks. I was joking... now stop with the choking.
Bryant Tanner Gah! My ears!
Titus Black Man up Bry, she's not even doing her awesome banshee orgasm scream.
Lindsay laughs as she releases the hold on the Scumdog of the Universe. Lindsay Aycliffe Nope, entirely too dressed for that.
Bryant Tanner Uh... huh.
Bryant shakes his head as he finishes unwrapping his fists before walking over and giving the blonde a hug, one that she returns. Bryant Tanner Also, can't a guy finish untaping his wrists before being bombarded for hug requests?
Titus Black Me? I just goad you into Auto Erotic Asphyxiation, which is kind of a hug. Lindsay Aycliffe Kind of.
Bryant Tanner ...
Lindsay Aycliffe But seriously, hug me.
Titus Black Come on Bry, you are such a prude sometimes. You need to get that wifey of yours into some darker stuff, maybe a little softcore S&M play... no hugs. I only hug if I'm going to fuck, or someone died.
Bryant Tanner You two are gonna be somethin' else.
Titus Black And that somethin' is being Fuckin' Rad.
Lindsay Aycliffe Amen to that… although since when did we start using 'rad' again? What's next-- are you gonna start singing N-Suck songs at me again?
Titus Black I start rockin' the Savage style ski-shades, and bandana and it's retro time. Dig it, sugarlips. Oh yeah.
The screen cuts to static, then cuts to the production truck where Nick Ridicule is staring at the monitor. He stands upright and looks around, then he scratches his head. Nick Ridicule THEFUCKWASTHAT!?
Nick shakes his head and shrugs, then leaves the production truck as the shot fades to commercial
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony: Death-Angel Mon May 30, 2011 7:12 pm
The shot fades to ringside, where Ruben Ricardo Leon stands, holding his championship case up for the crowd.
Cornell - So many things happening here tonight, what a show we have witnessed.
Greed - and we’re only just getting to the headline and main event matches!
Cornell - The brash phenomenon Dan Alexander won his debut match, which was a battle royal to decide a number one contender for the IWF title.
Greed - Ridicule got to main event a pay per view in his first match, Dan Alexander became an IWF title contender! He’s everything that he says he is and so much more! Dan Alexander is going to become the face of IWF here tonight!
Camera cuts to the top of the stage. Street Dreams begins to play over the loudspeakers, booming across the arena
Brandon walks onto the stage, wearing one of his signature masks, with a hoodie covering his head. He has his head looking down at the ground. Alison joins him at his side, looking at him.
Again in the night we go into the world unknown Just let us go I Know that I'm breathing slow, inhaling smoke I just awoke A bottle of pills I'm choking down with dancing demons all around But I'm hearing sounds, and I know I'm hearing voices now With all the build crashing down, it's Armageddon again
Brandon raises his head up and knocks the hoodie back, revealing the mask in it's entirety. Alison claps her hands for him and they slowly begin to walk down to the ring. Brandon looks around at the fans, then at the ring looking at Ruben.
I'll drink the poison from the crown and make a toast to the end For all the kids and all the ones and even some Who've just begun to feel the pain Because they can't stand to stay away
Brandon walks up the stairs to the ring, and slowly walks under the rope and into the ring. He stands in the middle of the ring, looking around at all of the fans cheering. I see the trees burn every time I fall a sleep I'm losing all my sanity I can't hide from the voice that speaks inside of me
Brandon raises the IWF Championship, then reluctantly hands the belt off to Ruben. RRL holds the belt in his hands, staring at it. Cornell - I love title matches, the fans here are pumped, we’re pumped and the guys who are set to throw down have had one of the best one week rivalries I’ve seen in a good long time!
Greed - Dan has gone above and beyond this week, he wanted to not just get under the skin of Brandon, but to get under the mask and into his head!
Megan O’Day - The following is the IWF Championship match and it will be contested under Ruben's Law! Introducing first, fighting out of Caye Chapel Island, Belize. He is the reigning and defending IWF Champion, Brandon Macdonald!
Cornell - Ruben has not taken his eyes off the belt since Brandon handed it to him.
Greed - Ruben could easily cash him his briefcase following this match, becoming the IWF Champion when neither guy is ready to defend the belt!
Fur Cue by Seether plays on the PA system along with his video. Deuce comes out. He stops at the top of the ramp. 3 men in suits come out and check his wrestling gear. They wipe him down and give him a bottle of water to drink before he goes down the ramp. Deuce walks up the stairs and goes through the ropes. He stands there with a stoic expression on his face. Megan O’Day - The challenger.. From Thousand Oaks, California.. He is the number one contender for the IWF Championship.. Dan Alexander!
Cornell - He’s an ice man! All business here tonight!
Greed - In one night he’s gone from that guy who won the battle royal, to one of the most hated men on the roster. Now can he evolve once more, and become the IWF Champion!
Cornell - The rules of this match are far from simple.. From what I understand, Dan can be Dqed, but Brandon can’t. Also, Dan can only win by knockout, while Brandon can win however he wants.
Greed - The odds are definitely stacked against this guy, but he seems to know something that we don’t know! Even with the match stacked against him, he still believes he’ll be walking out of here as IWF Champion!
Ruben holds up the IWF championship in the center of the ring, then walks over and hands it off to the timekeeper outside. Ruben looks across the ring at Brandon in his corner. He then looks across the other side at Dan in his corner. Ruben calls for the bell and steps back. Brandon Macdonald [vs] Deuce Alexander IWF Championship Special Guest Referee: Ruben Ricardo Leon Ruben's Law Match
[Ding Ding Ding]
Dan Alexander steps out of his corner to the middle of the ring, while Brandon Macdonald stays in his corner. He steps out of the corner slowly, then throws a spinning back kick. Dan Alexander leans back, then fires off a massive overhead right, catches Brandon Macdonald to the face. The shot is so hard it knocks the mask off of Brandon, sending it flying out of the ring as he drops down to the mat.
Cornell - FIRST PUNCH! DOWN GOES THE CHAMP! DOWN GOES THE CHAMP!
Greed - Dan Alexander is for real! I can feel it, he’s going to knock out Brandon tonight, and become the IWF Champion!
Dan Alexander rushes to the ropes, then springboards and comes down with a double stomp into the exposed face of Brandon Macdonald.
Cornell - Lpounce! That’s the move he broke SD’s hand with to start the show off!
Greed - He’s removed the mask from Brandon’s face and now he’s trying whatever he can to knock him out!
Brandon Macdonald stands up holding his face. He staggers around the ring, then leans against the ropes. Dan Alexander runs at him and clotheslines him over the ropes, sending him crashing to the ringside floor. Dan Alexander backs up, then gives Ruben a look. Brandon Macdonald grabs his mask and puts it back on, then stands up on the outside of the ring. Dan Alexander runs across the ring and baseball slide dropkicks Brandon Macdonald to the face, knocking his mask off again, sending him into the guardrail.
Cornell - Deuce is all over the champion, who seems more concerned hiding his face from us than fighting right now.
Greed - He’s not looking like the Brandon we saw last year, but Dan is looking like the next IWF Champion!
Dan Alexander rolls out of the ring and grabs Brandon Macdonald. He lifts him up and drops his down face first into the guardrail, then turns him around and unleashes a flurry of punches to his body. Dan Alexander whips Brandon Macdonald by his arm and sends him back first into the ring apron. Dan Alexander walks over and rolls Brandon Macdonald into the ring. Alison Williams runs up and hits Dan Alexander with a chair to the back as he goes to climb into the ring. Dan Alexander climbs back down and stares at her.
Cornell - NO SELL!
Greed - None at all, she might as well have not hit him with the damn chair! Now she’s in trouble!
Dan Alexander punches the chair out of her hands, then he slides into the ring. Brandon Macdonald stands up and stomps Dan Alexander to the back of his head as he enters the ring. Dan Alexander stands up with an uppercut, connecting right under the jaw of Brandon Macdonald. The shot staggers him and forces him back.
Cornell - Another bomb landed top the chin of the champion!
Greed - He’s rocked still! He never recovered form that first punch, now he was hit by another huge one!
Brandon Macdonald falls and rolls back up to his feet, putting his arms up to protect his face. Dan Alexander steps in and unleashes punches to his body as he covers his head. Brandon Macdonald staggers back into the corner and Dan Alexander rushes him. Brandon Macdonald sidesteps him and grabs him by the back of his head, slamming him head first into the exposed turnbuckle. Both men fall to the mat.
Cornell - Dan was all over Brandon, looking for the finish, but that exposed corner comes back into play in this match!
Greed - This is Brandon’s shot to recover and get something going for him.
Brandon Macdonald crawls to the corner and touches his face. He looks out at Alison Williams who runs over and hands him his mask from outside the ring. He puts the mask back on and pulls himself up out of the corner. Dan Alexander stands up, touching his forehead where a gash has been formed. Cornell - Deuce is starting to bleed after going head first into the turnbuckle loop.
Greed - Maybe he’s one of those guys who goes crazy when they are busted open. This is the first time we’re getting to really see this guy. Questions will be answered!
Dan Alexander turns around and throws a punching combo as Brandon Macdonald approaches him. Brandon Macdonald ducks in, then rises with a right cross, followed by a left head kick that connects. Dan Alexander takes the blows and smiles them off. Brandon Macdonald drops down and lifts Dan Alexander up to his shoulder before slamming him into the mat. Cornell - it’s a fight now!
Greed - Brandon has got his head into this one. He seemed to take Dan lightly at first, but now he’s got things going.
Brandon Macdonald stands up and rains down punches onto the grounded Dan Alexander. Cornell - Ground and pound from Brandon Macdonald!
Greed - This is what he’s gotta do against Dan!
Dan Alexander throws up a kick and manages to catch Brandon Macdonald to the mask with it. Brandon Macdonald steps back giving Dan Alexander the chance to stand up. Dan Alexander steps in, landing a right to the body of Brandon Macdonald, who counters with a right hook to the face of Dan Alexander.
Cornell - Back and forth, who will have what it takes to break the will of the other?
Greed - These guys are throwing wildly, if either of them lands, someone is getting dropped!
Dan Alexander throws another massive overhand right but Brandon Macdonald lands a push kick avoiding it. Brandon Macdonald drops down, placing his hands on the mat, then he throws his legs over and catches Dan Alexander with his feet to his face. Cornell - Cartwheel kick!
Greed - That could be the difference in the stand up. Brandon’s ability to mix up his strikes, against only the boxing of Dan Alexander.
Dan Alexander stumbles from the feet to the face. Brandon Macdonald stands up and goes after him but is caught by a jab followed by a right cross to the mask. Brandon Macdonald throws a leg kick, but Dan Alexander catches it. Brandon Macdonald jumps and hits him with an enziguri kick to the head. Alison Williams slides a chair into the ring.
Cornell - Brandon is allowed to use weapons.
Greed - He should use weapons, clearly he’s having a lot of trouble standing up and banging it out with Dan!
Brandon Macdonald crawls over and grabs the chair, but Ruben steps on it. Ruben picks up the chair and sets it up, then has a seat on it.
Cornell - Looks like the referee thought the chair was for him.
Greed - I don’t know why people thought Ruben would be favoring Brandon, especially after al lthe history these two men have had!
Brandon Macdonald stands up, looking at Ruben on his chair. Brandon Macdonald screams at Ruben, who only points behind him. Brandon Macdonald turns around and is hit by several straight punches from Dan Alexander rushing in. Brandon Macdonald back peddles as the strikes tag his mask. He throws a head kick, but Dan Alexander manages to catch his leg, this time quickly pulling him in for a T-Bone exploder suplex, sending him flying across the ring.
Cornell - What a counter from Dan Alexander!
Greed - I’m looking through the notes in front of me and it’s all starting to make sense. Says here he was a former boxer, who then went and trained in judo and jiu jitsu. Dan Alexander is a highly skilled man, tonight he’s showing it!
Dan Alexander stands up and puts up his guard and he walks over to a down Brandon Macdonald. Brandon Macdonald watches as Dan Alexander approaches him, but all he can do is back towards the corner. Brandon Macdonald puts up his legs to defend the oncoming Dan Alexander, but he watches as Dan Alexander jumps over and comes down with a massive punch to his face, knocking the mask off of him again. Dan Alexander lands a couple more blows into the exposed face of Brandon Macdonald, then he’s pulled away by Ruben.
Dan Alexander WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Ruben backs Dan into the corner, then he walks over and starts to count Brandon Macdonald down.
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Brandon MacDonald uses the ropes and the corner to stand back up to his feet. Ruben checks on him, then moves out of the way and sits down on the chair.
Cornell - He had to check for the knockout.
Greed - All he did was stop Dan from finishing him! Dan was unloading on him!
Dan Alexander hurries across the ring, but leans back as Brandon Macdonald throws a wild right hand at him. Dan Alexander hits Brandon Macdonald with a straight right to the face, then a left hook to the body. He steps away with a leg kick on Brandon Macdonald, just as he tries to fight back. Brandon Macdonald throws a few jabs a haymaker right hand, but it’s not even close. Cornell - Now Dan is fighting smart, he let his anger get a hold of him a little bit and it threw him off.
Greed - He’s such a smart fighter. Cold and calculated.
Dan Alexander waits for Brandon Macdonald to finish throwing his combo and as soon as he does he steps in and attacks again. Dan Alexander stomps the foot of Brandon Macdonald, then catches him with a right and left uppercut, sending him back into the ropes. Dan Alexander steps in and starts to unload shots into the body of Brandon Macdonald as he covers his face. Cornell - The only thing keeping Brandon up has got to be those ropes!
Greed - He’s getting punished now!
Dan Alexander moves his head back out of the way as Brandon MacDonald swings wildly off the ropes. He avoids the punches, then lands the overhand right into the face of Brandon Macdonald. He staggers along the ropes, trying to keep himself up. Dan Alexander grabs the back of Brandon Macdonald’s head and he lifts his knee, driving it into his face. Brandon Macdonald crumbles forward and drops through the ropes to the ring apron. Dan Alexander steps back and points at Ruben. Cornell - A vicious knee from the quick clinch!
Greed - You can tell how bad he wants to be champion
Ruben stands up and casually walks across the ring, looking at Dan Alexander. Ruben holds up his arm and begins to count. -1-
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Cornell - Dan can’t believe it! First he started at four like he was supposed to, but this time he’s started the count at one, giving Brandon extra time to get up.
Greed - That’s a bit sketchy, but he is the referee and it is his law, he can do it however he wants to do it.
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Dan Alexander runs his hands through his hair, then motions for Ruben to hurry up the count.
Dan Alexander 6.. 7.. 8.. 9...10! 6.. 7.. 8.. 9...10!
He screams at Ruben who only looks at him, stopping his count.
Cornell - Dan is starting to get outraged!
Greed - I don’t blame him! This is the biggest shot of his entire life!
Dan Alexander runs and baseball slide dropkicks Brandon Macdonald off the apron, sending him to the ringside floor. Dan Alexander slides out of the ring and lifts Brandon Macdonald, then whips him shoulder first into the ring steps. Cornell - He got sick of waiting, now he’s back on the attack!
Greed - He knows if Ruben is going to count like that, he’ll have to make sure Brandon has no shot of getting back up.
Dan Alexander pulls Brandon Macdonald off the ring steps, then rolls him back into the ring. Dan Alexander follows him in and watches as he gets up. Dan Alexander steps in and connects a spinning back fist on Brandon Macdonald, followed by a jumping 180 spin kick to the back of his head. Brandon Macdonald goes down.
Cornell - Spinning back fist followed by what Dan calls the Leopard Whip!
Greed - If he was allowed to pin, I truly believe he would have become IWF Champion already! No one has brought the fight to Brandon Macdonald, the way he has!
Dan Alexander lazily stomps Brandon Macdonald to the face, then he runs to the ropes and springboards off. Dan Alexander comes down with a double stomp into the right arm of Brandon Macdonald. He keeps running after the stomp, then he springboards off the ropes again and comes down with a double stomp into the same arm.
Cornell - Lpounce! As Nick would say, So nice, he did it twice!
Greed - He may have also fracture the arm of the IWF champion!
Dan Alexander grabs the right arm of Brandon Macdonald, then jumps and drives a knee into it on the mat. He falls back and locks in an armbar of Brandon Macdonald, hyper extending his arm.
Cornell - He’s going to finish the damage he’s started! He’s going to snap his arm!
Greed - Look at how it’s about to pop at the elbow! His arm shouldn’t bend that way!
Dan Alexander uses his foot to face wash Brandon Macdonald. He scrapes his boot across his face again, then lifts his leg and start to come down with it into the head of Brandon Macdonald, all while the armbar is still locked in.
Cornell - Attacking while he has a submission locked on!
Greed - What a performance so far! You would think he was the IWF champion defending the belt!
Dan Alexander cranks back on the armbar, letting out a roar as he pulls back. Brandon Macdonald lifts his hand and he taps out. Cornell - I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!
Greed - NEW CHAMPION! NEW… Oh wait… He has to win by knockout…
Ruben pulls Dan Alexander off of Brandon Macdonald, then forces him back into the corner. Dan Alexander pushes Ruben out of his way, then walks over and starts stomping on the arm of Brandon Macdonald as he tries to cover up. Cornell - Regardless of whether it won him the match, he got the IWF Champion to tap out!
Greed - Did he? Or did Brandon know tapping out was the only way to escape the move?
Ruben grabs Dan Alexander and forces him into the corner again. He turns around and begins his count.
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Dan Alexander raises his arms as he leans against the corner, staring at Brandon Macdonald who can only crawl to the ring apron with his one arm.
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He grabs onto the top rope with one arm and tries his best to pull himself up.
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Brandon Macdonald manages to get up to his feet on the apron, but then he falls between the ropes. Dan Alexander grabs a handful of his own hair, then he looks at Ruben who just shrugs and walks back over to his seat.
Cornell - So close!
Greed - So damn close! But it’s not over yet, he needs to keep going!
Dan Alexander walks over and grabs Brandon Macdonald leaning into the ring over the middle rope. Brandon Macdonald suddenly lifts up and manages to back body drop Dan Alexander out of the ring, over the ropes to the apron with him. Cornell - Out of nowhere the champion has bought himself some more time.
Greed - Both men are on that apron now, the momentum can go either way!
Brandon Macdonald stands up on the apron and backs up to the ring post. He watches as Dan Alexander pushes up and starts to get to his feet. Brandon Macdonald runs across the apron, then out of nowhere flips over Dan Alexander, pulling him into a flip piledriver off the apron, down the ring steps.
Greed - That was one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen! Running flip piledriver off the apron, down the ring steps!
Cornell - Ironic! After Dan Alexander became number one contender it was Brandon who attacked him and piledrove him into the steps!
Greed - Now it’s come full circle! That was insane!
A replay shows the flip piledriver from all different angles. The shot goes live again, to both men downed on the ringside matting. Brandon Macdonald sits against the guardrail, favoring his right arm. Alison Williams runs over and puts his mask on him, covering up his face.
Cornell - Dan Alexander hasn’t moved since he was driven head first into the steps!
Greed - He may be crippled after that!
Brandon Macdonald stands up leaning against the guardrail. He walks over and reaches down, then pulls back the matting, exposing the cement arena floor. He looks at Dan Alexander laid out, blood now pouring from the wound on his head, then he walks over to him.
Cornell - Old school! He’s pulled back the padding and has exposed the arena floor!
Greed - These guys are trying to kill each other! All for the IWF Championship!
Brandon Macdonald lifts Dan Alexander up and hooks him. Brandon Macdonald flips forward and connects a ranhei onto the Dan Alexander, onto the exposed arena floor. Brandon Macdonald holds the back of his head while Dan Alexander lays motionless. Cornell - Shock Factor!
Greed - That should do it.. Brandon Macdonald is going to retain the title..
Brandon Macdonald stands up slowly and he lifts Dan Alexander up, then rolls his limp body into the ring.
Cornell - With one arm he gets the challenger back into the ring, where he’ll be able to pin him and retain the title!
Greed - It seems Ruben’s law did come in to haunt Dan Alexander!
Brandon Macdonald enters the ring and drops his right arm over the chest of Dan Alexander. Ruben gets off his chair and makes the count. -1-
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Ruben goes to call for the bell, but then he stops himself and shakes his head. He points at the ropes, where Dan Alexander’s foot lays over the bottom rope.
Cornell - Unbelievable!
Greed - What resilience!
Ruben waves off his count and has a seat in his chair again. Brandon Macdonald gets up to his knees and looks across the ring at Ruben. He then looks at the foot of Dan Alexander on the rope.
Cornell - After the flip piledriver! After the ranhei! Two of the sickest moves when they’re done in the ring, done onto the steps and onto the exposed floor! Yet Dan Alexander still finds there wherewithal to get his foot on the rope!
Greed - We picked a great night to help Nick take over the show! I’m so happy I’m getting to watch this instant classic!
Dan Alexander pushes off the rope with his foot and grabs hold of the right arm of Brandon Macdonald. He brings his legs up and manages to catch Brandon Macdonald in the armbar again.
Cornell - OUT OF NOWHERE!
Greed - WOW! From the jaws of defeat, to the armbar of victory!
Dan Alexander cranks back on the damaged arm of Brandon Macdonald, but not with the same viciousness as before.
Cornell -You can tell those moves did a lot of damage, but I don’t think anything will stop this man from achieving his destiny here tonight!
Greed - He’s already proven to me that he can be the IWF Champion, that he can be the face of the IWF! He just has to knock Brandon out! Or make him pass out from the pain of this armbar!
Alison Williams enters the ring and runs over. She sits on the chest of Dan Alexander, then starts to slap and claw at his face. Dan Alexander breaks the hold and rolls over, rolling Alison Williams off of him. He lifts her up off the mat for a power bomb, but she sticks her thumbs into his eyes. Dan Alexander lets her drop as he tries to clear his vision.
Cornell - Brandon is allowed to have interference on his behalf..
Greed - Come on Dan! Overcome the odds and make history here tonight!
Alison Williams kicks Dan Alexander to the balls, but he shakes his head. He reaches down into his tights and pulls out a protective cup.
Cornell - He must have known Alison would go after his balls!
Greed - What’s he going to do to her?
Alison Williams slaps Dan Alexander across the face, then she tries another kick to his balls. He catches her foot, then hits her with a straight right, dropping her to the mat.
Cornell - OH!
Greed - BITCH IS DOWN! BITCH IS DOWN! He doesn’t care if you’re a man or a woman, HE WILL BE IWF CHAMPION!
A smile shows through the crimson mask of blood covering Dan Alexander’s face. He turns around and barely avoids a passing head kick from Brandon Macdonald. Dan Alexander answers back with a light night fast right hand to the mask of Brandon Macdonald. Dan Alexander jumps and hit’s a flying knee on Brandon Macdonald, then connects a left and right hook as he falls down.
Cornell - What combo from Dan Alexander!
Greed - That could be enough to get the knockout!
The lights in the arena shut off. Cornell - OH SHIT! HE BETTER NOT BE COMING AFTER ME AGAIN!
Greed - Only one man has been known to shut off all the power to mark his arrival!
The lights turn back on and Dan Alexander is standing ready, looking around with his fists up.
Cornell - HEY! Where is he?
Greed - Guess it was a false alarm…
Suddenly Death-Angel emerges from the covered hole in the ring.
Cornell - HE CAME OUT OF THE DOORWAY TO HELL!
Greed - HOLY SHIT!
Death-Angel climbs up out of the hole in the ring, getting hit to the face several times by Dan Alexander as he does. Cornell - No fear from Dan Alexander!
Greed - He went right after him!
Death-Angel makes it out of the hole and he towers over Dan Alexander, who now hits him with body shots. Death-Angel doesn’t block any of the blows.
Cornell - Dan is hitting him with everything he has left!
Greed - He’s blasting him with those shots!
Death-Angel pulls his arm back and punches Dan Alexander to the face, knocking him down to the mat.
Cornell - KABLOOSKIE!!!
Greed - That’s not even right! Everyone is trying to screw Dan Alexander out of his destiny!
Death-Angel walks over and lifts Brandon Macdonald to his feet. He drags him across the ring and puts him on top of Dan Alexander. Death-Angel then leaves the ring and walks up the ramp. Ruben drops down and makes the count.
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Ruben’s hand comes close to hitting the match, but before it can, Dan Alexander’s arm shoots up off the mat.
Cornell - WOW! WOW! HE KICKED OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Greed - I’m just about speechless at this point! Against all odds, this man has come here to become the IWF Champion, at all costs!
Death-Angel looks back at the ring, stopped halfway up the ramp. Brandon Macdonald stands up, lifting Dan Alexander. He’s caught with an uppercut and his legs buckle.
Cornell - HE’S STILL FIGHTING!
Greed - A blood mess, attacked by his opponent, a whore, and a giant, yet he’s still trying to become champion!
Dan Alexander steps forward throwing a right hook at the same time Brandon Macdonald throws a left hook. Both men land dropping the other. Cornell - Both men land! Both men drop!
Greed - This is insane! One of the best matches I’ve ever witnessed!
Dan Alexander sits up, then rolls over and gets to his feet.
Cornell - HE’S UP! HE’S UP!
Greed - Dan Alexander has become a superstar here tonight! No way you can watch this man perform and not be impressed!
Dan Alexander takes a step towards Brandon Macdonald, but he’s swiftly spun around and kicked to the balls.
Cornell - OH NO!
Greed - He should not have taken out his cup…
Dan Alexander looks at Gunther standing in front of him. Gunther delivers another kick to the balls of Dan Alexander, but this time he steps into it, throwing punches. He hits Gunther to the face with straight punches but they have no affect on Gunther. Cornell - HE’S BLOCKING IT WITH THE MUSTACHE!
Greed - Damn that Gunther!
Dan Alexander hits Gunther with a spinning back fist.
Cornell - HE DIDN’T BLOCK THAT ONE!
Dan Alexander spins around, doing a 180 before kicking Gunther to the back of his head, sending him flying over the top rope. Greed - Or that one!
Cornell - Dan has taken out all the people who tried to screw him!
Greed - Now it’s one on one again, he’s going to be the champion! I just know it! He can’t be beat! Can’t be pinned! Can’t be made to submit! He will be champion!
Dan Alexander holds his balls, then stands upright and limps over to Brandon Macdonald. Dan Alexander lifts Brandon Macdonald to his feet. Before he can do anything, a blue mist shoots out of the front of Brandon Macdonald’s mask, into the face of Dan Alexander.
Cornell - He’s blinded him with a blue mist!
Greed - I didn’t know his masks could do that..
Brandon Macdonald walks over and pushes Ruben off the chair, then lifts it. He watches as Dan Alexander tries to clear his eyes. He holds the chair in his hands, just stalking him, waiting for him to turn around.
Cornell - Not only did it get into his eyes, but it got into the wound on his head!
Greed - Plus he had his eyes gouged by Alison Williams earlier. I guess you could say things are starting to look bad! Ha!
Dan Alexander turns around and Brandon Macdonald tries to swing the chair at him. Ruben grabs the chair and doesn’t allow Brandon to swing it.
Cornell - He wants his seat back!
Brandon Macdonald release the chair and pulls Ruben in front of him as Dan Alexander steps forward with a combination of strikes, ending with a spinning back fist that knocks Ruben down.
Cornell - Brandon uses the referee as a shield against the blinded Dan Alexander!
Greed - Smart tactic..
Dan Alexander throws a front kick but Brandon Macdonald catches it. Dan Alexander spins around and connects a dragon whip kick, knocking the mask off of Brandon Macdonald, dropping him to the mat.
Cornell - He may have knocked him out with that one!
Greed - Yeah, what an amazing kick!
Dan Alexander stands up and tries to clear his eyes. Ruben gets up in the corner and calls for the bell. [Ding Ding Ding]
Cornell - DAN DID IT! DAN KNOCKED OUT BRANDON MACDONALD! WE HAVE A NEW IWF CHAMPION!
Greed - THAT WAS EXTRAORINARY! He fought back from the sick flip piledriver, fought back from the ranhei, fought back from interference from Alison, Death-Angel, and Gunther, now he is the IWF Champion! Just like he said he would be!
Dan Alexander leaves the ring and grabs the IWF Championship. He looks at the title, letting his blood drop down onto the face of it. He holds the title up, then places it around his waist.
Cornell - I’m so happy these guys are on Cataclysm! I’m so happy we’ll be on Cataclysm each week to call amazing action like this!
Greed - This is one of those matches you never forget about!
Megan O’Day - Here is your winner, as a result of a disqualification, and STILL the IWF Champion of the world, Brandon Macdonald!
Cornell - DISQUALIFICATION!?!?!
Greed - Ruben Dqed him for hitting him while he was blinded?!?
Dan Alexander looks over at Megan O’Day, his mouth dropped open. He looks inside the ring at Ruben raising the hand of Brandon Macdonald off the mat. Cornell - He’s going to lose it!
Greed - I don’t blame him! He should be the IWF Champion right now!
Dan Alexander slides into the ring and smashes Ruben to the back of his head with the championship belt. He drags Ruben to the center of the ring and places the belt on his arm, then he runs to the ropes. Dan Alexander springboards off the ropes and comes down with a double stomp onto the belt, onto Ruben’s arm.
Cornell - LPOUNCE!
Greed - He is furious!
Dan Alexander drops back and locks in an armbar on Ruben, pulling back before he releases the hold. Dan Alexander wipes blood from hi face, picking up the IWF title as he stands. He watches as Brandon Macdonald uses the ropes to get up, still favoring his right arm. He turns around and Dan Alexander smashes him to the face with the IWF title, dropping him back down.
Cornell - Disqualified, but far from beaten here tonight!
Greed - That is the truth! Dan Alexander pushed the champion harder than we’ve seen anyone push him!
Dan Alexander exit’s the ring with the IWF title. He throws the belt over his shoulder and starts to walk up the ramp. He looks to the top of the stage where Death-Angel still stands, watching everything that happened. Dan Alexander points at him, then he charges up the ramp. The lights shut off as soon as he gets close to Death-Angel. They turn back on and Dan Alexander stands alone at the top of the stage. Cornell - The mid games have begun! Dan tried to ruin the Hall of Fame show for DA and DA tried to ruin the IWF title match for Dan!
Greed - He didn’t try, he did! Everyone here tonight screwed Dan Alexander out of rightfully becoming IWF Champion and the face of IWF!
Dan Alexander disappears backstage as the shot cuts to the parking lot where Titus Black and Bryant Tanner are leaving. They stop as James Shark passes by the two of them. The approach him and don’t allow him to enter the arena.
James Shark Yo Dawg, step off.
Titus Black opens his mouth to say something and Shark blasts him with a right hook, putting him to sleep on the ground.
James Shark How bout you? Got somthin to say?
Bryant Tanner shakes his head and steps out of the way of James Shark, allowing him to enter the arena. He opens the doors and Death-Angel is standing in front of him. Death-Angel steps past James Shark and punches Bryant Tanner to the face, almost removing his head from his body.
James Shark DAAAAYUM!
Nick Ridicule approaches and looks at the two men laid out. Nick Ridicule Looks like the two of you JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!
Nick Ridicule looks at Death-Angel and James Shark. Nick Ridicule What do you say we put these idiots where they belong?
James Shark You mean shipem off to Blowtime?
Nick Ridicule Yup, ship them off to Blowtime..
Nick points ahead.
Nick Ridicule First class!
Nick Ridicule and Death-Angel lift the two men and carry them over to the dumpsters. The drop Titus Black and Bryant Tanner into the garbage, then close the lid on them.
Nick Ridicule Everything in its right place.
Death-Angel raises his arms and the dumpster explodes into flames. Nick steps back as he watches the first consume the entire dumpster.
Nick Ridicule Nice touch Death.
Death-Angel enters the arena, leaving Nick Ridicule and James Shark face to face.
Nick Ridicule I’m here now. I’m part of IWF. You can finally have your match against me.
James Shark Tonight?
Nick Ridicule No, how about we save it for next week. The debut of Cataclysm needs a pay per view quality match, two years in the making. You think your hand is healed enough to go against me?
James Shark Oh yeah, I’m fixin to knock your ass out!
James Shark clenches his hand into a fist.
Nick Ridicule I wouldn’t want anything less. Next week, it’s on!
Nick Ridicule walks past James Shark and enters the arena. James Shark looks at the flaming dumpster, then watches as Lindsay Aycliffe exit’s the arena. He smiles and approaches her. James Shark Yo, what’s good shawty?
The shot fades to ringside. Megan O’Day- The following match is your Main Event!
Cornell - If you don’t know the history between these two, then you’ve missed out!
Greed - They have been through a lot together and separate, now they’ll fight for the first time in IWF, and it’s not going to take a year for it to happen!
Ain't No Grave plays as Angel walks out from the back Angel stops at the top of the ramp as the light all turn on. Angel looks out at the crowd and smiles as the lights all go out again and turn back on with Angel standing in the middle of the ring. Megan O’Day - Introducing first, from Seattle, Washington. Being inducted into the Hall of Fame here tonight, Death-Angel!
Cornell - He’s done so much for this industry, he truly deserve to be in the hall of fame.
Greed - One of the best characters of all time, I can’t wait to see this fight.
Cast out the storm in my head I've tripped and fell in Caught in my conscience again I try to push it away
World to Burn by Rev Theory plays throughout the arena. The camera focuses on the entrance curtain for a moment. Finally, Chuck Matthews emerges, looking at the ring. He faces the ring, smirking.
In case you forget I'll boldly just let it all fade Search the silence I can't believe all the lies that you tell me I break
Chuck stops halfway down the ramp and looks to the booing crowd. He raises his hands in his signature old-style cornas. Fireworks erupt in a line behind him, firing back and forth for a moment. Chuck looks back to the the ring, and continues walking. He runs up the steps and pauses on the apron, flashing a grin at the crowd before stepping between the ropes. This is the world that you burn. This is the life that you waste. How does it feel on your own, now that you're pushing me away?
Chuck climbs up on the turnbuckle. He stares at the crowd, sneering at them, and stretches out his arms, soaking in the crowd's reactions. Finally, he points to the opponent, shakes his head, then motions to himself. He stares at the opponent as he rolls his wrists, getting ready for the bell.
Megan O’Day - The challenger, from Chicago,, Illinois. Chuck Matthews!
Cornell - I’m so damn excited to call Hollywood Impact!
Greed - If he can even do it on the giant Death-Angel.
The referee goes to call for the bell, but he’s interrupted.
Nick Ridicule Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Before you start this match, I just want to announce something. This match, like the others, will be a spin the wheel match! So Tommy, if you would, spin the wheel one last time!
Tommy Cornell stands up and walks over to the wheel. He grabs it and gives it a spin. The wheel starts to slow down before it finally stops on a steel cage match. Nick Ridicule points up to the rafters where the lights shine on a steel cage hanging overhead. The cage starts to lower down before surrounding the ring, locking both men inside.
Nick Ridicule Now you can start the match!
The referee calls for the bell. Death-Angel [vs] Chuck Matthews [Ding Ding Ding]
Chuck Matthews turns and climbs up the turnbuckles, then tries to climb out of the cage. Death-Angel walks across the ring and with one arm he grabs Chuck Matthews, He pulls him off the cage, sending him falling down to the center of the ring. Chuck Matthews quickly stands up and is booted to the face by Death-Angel.
Cornell - This is the return to the ring of Chuck Matthews after almost half a year out.
Greed - So far no good!
Death-Angel lifts Chuck Matthews and tosses him by his throat into the exposed corner. Death-Angel ifts his hand up and brings it down into the chest of Chuck Matthews.
Cornell - They could hear that one in the cheap seats!
Greed - Death is one of the few guys who could cave in your chest with a simple chop!
Death-Angel splashes Chuck Matthews into the exposed corner, then he grabs him by the head and runs him towards the cage. Death-Angel throws Chuck Matthews face first into the cage wall, letting him bounce off into a clothesline.
Cornell - This is starting to get ugly fast, it’s obvious Chuck wasn’t expecting this.
Greed - How could he not expect this, Death-Angel is the largest fighter in the entire world!
Death-Angel steps on the chest of Chuck Matthews, then he walks over him. He turns around and steps on him again, then he picks him up off the mat. Death-Angel grabs Chuck Matthews under his arms and he lifts him up and throws him across the ring at the cage wall.
Cornell - He’s tossing him around like a rag doll.
Greed - Making it look easy! So easy a Death-Angel could do it!
Chuck Matthews falls off the cage wall, getting tangled in the ropes. Death-Angel walks over and lifts Chuck Matthews to his feet. Chuck Matthews shoves Death-Angel away, then dives forward lowering his shoulder for a spear. Death-Angel runs at Chuck Matthews and hits him with a high knee, blocking his attempt.
Cornell - Damn it! I want Hollywood Impact!
Greed - Death-Angel knows the move very well, it’s going to be hard if not impossible to hit on him!
Death-Angel lifts Chuck Matthews and throws him at the cage wall again. Chuck Matthews hit’s the wall and starts to climb. Death-Angel watches, shaking his head. He positions himself under Chuck Matthews and reaches up, grabbing him for a power bomb. Death-Angel launches Chuck Matthews off the cage wall with a power bomb, sending him crashing through the hole in the ring.
Cornell - They keep trying to fix that damaged area of the ring cause by VVR, but it’s only helped Death-Angel tonight!
Greed - The doorway to hell has been opened and the first man though it was Death-Angel, then second man Chuck Matthews. Only fitting.
Death-Angel pulls Chuck Matthews out of the hole in the ring, then he drops down and pins him.
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Chuck narrowly avoids being beaten by kicking out.
Cornell - That was a close call, almost a flawless victory from the soon to be Hall of Famer!
Greed - He’s dominating this match, but you know Dan Alexander is watching somewhere!
Death-Angel stands up and walks over to the cage door. The referee on the outside opens it for him and he goes to step out. Suddenly the door is slammed shut into his face as Dan Alexander jumps the guardrail and closes the door on him. Cornell - JUST LIKE YOU SAID!
Greed - FUTURISTIC SHOW CALLING ABILITIES!
Dan Alexander still has the IWF title on his shoulder. He jumps the guardrail and makes his escape through the crowd. Death-Angel holds his head, staggering back into the ring. Chuck Matthews stands up and grabs him in a muay thai clinch. Chuck Matthews lands knees into the face of Death-Angel, then he release and dropkicks him, knocking him down.
Cornell - The giant has been taken down!
Greed - With the help of Dan the Man!
Chuck Matthews pins Death-Angel.
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Death-Angel kicks out, sending Chuck Matthews over the ropes to the apron. Chuck Matthews climbs to the top turnbuckle and watches as Death-Angel gets to his feet. Chuck Matthews dives off the top rope and manages to spear Death-Angel down to the mat.
Cornell - FLYING HOLLYWOOD IMPACT!!
Greed - It took that kind of impact to take down Death-Angel.
Chuck Matthews pins Death-Angel. -1-
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Death-Angel kicks out, sending Chuck Matthews flying off of him, landing down in the hole.
Cornell - Back to hell for Satan himself!
Greed - Every funny!
Chuck Matthews climbs back into the ring and walks towards the door. His leg is grabbed by Death-Angel and he tries his best to pull it away. Chuck Matthews pulls his foot out of his boot and watches as Death-Angel gets up. Chuck Matthews runs at him and tries Hollywood impact, but when he tackles him he doesn’t budge.
Cornell - Oh shit…
Greed - NO SELL!!
Death-Angel wraps his arms around Chuck Matthews and manages to connect with a flip piledriver on him.
Death-Angel stands up, lifting Chuck Matthews as he does. He measures him up and blasts him with a right hand to the jaw, forcing him to crumble to the mat.
Cornell - KABLOOSKIE!!!
Greed - What dominance shown by Death-Angel!
Death-Angel pulls Chuck Matthews back up to his feet by his arm, then he dives forward and spears him.
Greed - Go ahead Tommy…
Cornell - I’m not saying it…
Greed - HOLLYWOOD IMPACT FROM DEATH-ANGEL!
Death-Angel pins Chuck Matthews, hooking both legs.
Cornell - NOT WITH HIS OWN MOVE!
Greed - YES! YES!
The referee makes the count.
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The referee calls for the bell.
[Ding Ding Ding]
Cornell - NO!
Greed - FUCK YEAH! Death-Angel has done it!
Death-Angel stands up and raises his arms.
Megan O’Day - Here is your winner, the soon to be Hall of Famer, Death-Angel!
Cornell - NO WAY!
Greed - Could it be? The greatest enemy Death-Angel has ever known?
Brenton Cyrus emerges onto the stage from the back, looking down at the ring. He has a large smile on his face as he adjusts his suit and walks over to the Hall of Fame induction stage. He stands behind the pedestal and waits for his music to end.
Cornell - What the hell is he doing?
Greed - I think he’s taking the initiative and entering Death-Angel into the hall of fame himself!
Cornell - No one better fitted to do it!
Greed - That’s a fact, those two men had one of the greatest rivalries of all time!
Brenton Cyrus Yes, I am very well aware that Chuck Matthews was supposed to be the guy who entered Death-Angel into the hall of fame, but considering he’s incapacitated, and I’m here, it only makes sense that I do the honor.
“One more match!” “One more match!” “One more match!” “One more match!” “One more match!”
Brenton Cyrus Not going to happen. You see, one match against Death-Angel is enough for any man alive. During our war a couple of years ago, that man did things to me inside the ring and outside of the ring, that I’ve carried since then. We fought in cage matches, street fights, you name it we fought in it. We even fought each other in the first ever End Game, the inferno hell in a cell match!
Cornell - It was arguably the best rivalry in NLWF history, the rivalry that put the company on the map!
Brenton Cyrus We fought in several matches, but neither of us was ever able to beat the other. Not until last year, when Death-Angel was able to defeat me in God’s Graveyard. Although, I will say you didn’t get to fight the same Brenton you had fought a year earlier.
Death-Angel leaves the steel cage and starts walking up the ramp, not taking his eyes off of Brenton for even a second.
Cornell - Death looks like his mind has been blown, like he’s seen a ghost!
Greed - As long as both of these men are alive, they’ll have unfinished business!
Brenton Cyrus You fought and defeated the very best that were ever thrown at you. You captured every single championship imaginable. But in your illustrious career, in all of your years, in all of your accomplishments, their still remains one thing you can’t say.
Death-Angel makes it to top of the stage, looking over at Brenton.
Brenton Cyrus You can’t say that you finished our rivalry.
The fans go insane, filling the arena with cheers. Death-Angel makes his way form the stage to the hall of fame induction stage, approaching Brenton slowly.
Brenton Cyrus You may be the one being inducted into the Hall of Fame, but you know you’re not as deserving as I am of being entered!
Death-Angel becomes enraged, smashing his fist down into the podium. Brenton grabs the hall of fame trophy and holds it as he and Death-Angel face off. Brenton looks up at Death-Angel, who looks down at him.
Brenton Cyrus Until you’ve killed me, until you’ve finished what you started years ago, you are nothing in my eyes! The eyes of god!
Death-Angel grabs Brenton Cyrus by the throat and begins to choke the life out of him. He lifts Brenton Cyrus up by his throat, but drops him as Dan Alexander steps out onto the stage. Death-Angel looks at Brenton on the ground holding his throat, then he looks at Dan Alexander on the stage, motioning for him to come get some. Death-Angel walks away towards the stage. Brenton stands up and runs at Death-Angel bashing him to the back of the head with his trophy as he makes it up to the stage. Dan Alexander runs over and begins to stomp on Death-Angel as Brenton walks over to the podium and pulls a sledgehammer out of it. Cornell - It was a trap!
Greed - Death-Angel is in trouble, someone needs to come help him!
Death-Angel shoves Dan Alexander away from him, but is then smashed to the back with the sledgehammer by Brenton Cyrus. Dan Alexander runs and bashes Death-Angel to the face with the IWF championship. Brenton and Dan exchange a look, then walk to the middle of the stage. The reach down and lift up the steel covering, tossing it out of the way, leaving a missing section in the stage. Brenton runs and punt kicks Death-Angel to the skull, sending him falling down into the stage out of sight. Cornell - OH MY GOD!
Greed - Brenton Cyrus along with Dan Alexander, have sent a message to Death-Angel, that he will never, ever forget. God have mercy on those two, who have gone out of their way, to piss off the Syco!
Brenton Cyrus does his god pose as he stands looking down into the missing section of stage. Dan Alexander holds up the IWF Championship. The lights in the arena start to flicker, then they shut off, sending the crowd into a frenzy. A bolt of red lightning strikes down into the missing section of the stage and the lights turn back on, this time in red. One the big screen, bloody letters begin to show, until a sentence is seen.
THE CURSE CONTINUES!
Demonic laughter is heard throughout the arena as the show ends. Insurgency Wrestling Federation Copyright 2011
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Subject: Re: Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony: Death-Angel
Subject: Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony: Death-Angel 
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