Subject: Holla At The Angels Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:02 pm
HOLLA AT THE ANGELS Roleplay 4 || Latoya Banks || Lillian Shark ||
So Kable still isn't talking?... Vincent got all camera shy... oh come on! we're girls. We talk ALOT. Infact I dont think we can stop talking.... you boys have to keep up. That means you too O'Rourke.
Jeez... crappy partners these days... AND crappy opponents these days too!
So now its Thursday. Sweet innocent Thursday. Tommorow will be a great day. Tommorow it will be Friday, and I know if you boys didn't realize you were going to get your asses kicked, tommorow you would.
I can just see it now. You two wakeup and go...
"Oh my god... tommorow night we will get our asses kicked"
Scene 1 : Ready For A Fight Location : IWF Houseshow Point Of View : Latoya Banks
The arena was quiet. It always was on a houseshow. Houseshows were boring as hell. Me and Lillian both understood that. We knew it for a fact. The IWF houseshows were expecially boring. Compared to the other wrestling companies IWF did things differently.
You see.. there really weren't any popular or big name superstars or divas on the card. Never. I never seen it, never even heard of such a thing. IWF brought in amateurs for all of their houseshows. They used houseshows as a chance to scout talent.
Seeing as how me and Lillian realized this, we knew it would be the perfect opportunity to make a debut "promo" as a duo together. It would also be a good test. We have been getting along lately but how would we feel when we're both in the ring?
ANNOUNCER Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome, the team of Lillian Shark and Latoya Banks, Shaaaaaarky's Angelsssssssss
We walked out of the curtains and did our thing. Looked sexy and made sexy. We walked down the ramp, the fans were going wild, they looked so excited and I remember when James talked about this feeling. I mean houseshows are so garbage.
The fans go nuts when they see an actual IWF Superstar or Diva, and we felt that, because these fans were pissing their pants in excitement, you could just feel it.
HOUSESHOW COMMENTATOR #1 Well here we go!, the team of Latoya and Lillian. James Sharks Angels. Both undefeated in their professional wrestling careers, this Saturday, IWF Presents, The return of Battle Grounds. These two fine woman will team up with the returning Sean O'Rourke and take on the team of Van Rose and Kable.
We slid into the ring, Lillian yanked the microphone out of the announcers hands, and I motioned for a staff member to give me a microphone. One was tossed and I caught it. We circled the ring and took a look around the enviorment. This place was seriously a complete mess, and it stunk too.
LILLIAN SHARK Wow... oh god, do you smell that Latoya?
Lillian covered her nose in disgust. I nodded my head, still observing the area. The fans began to boo loudley already.
LATOYA BANKS I do.. I do. Thats a terrible smell, its so strong too.
Now I covered my nose in disgust. The fans began to boo loudley, they had an idea we were reffering to them. Me and Lillian looked at eachother in disgust.
LILLIAN SHARK It... It smells like overweight, ugly, desperate losers.... oh my god, we're surrounded by them.
Now loud storms of boos began to be heard. I almost had to cover my ears.
LATOYA BANKS You know Lillian, it could be them... and I really think they have a big role in this, but it could also be the smell of "rent-a-commentator" ?
We both turned to look at the commentators and began to laugh at them.
HOUSESHOW COMMENTATOR #2 I dont think its us, I think these girls need to just close their legs.
I didn't make out what he said, the fans behind them began to cheer all of a sudden and made a "ohhhhhhh" noise. Apperently Lillian caught what the commentator said because she was already out of the ring and infront of their table. I walked up to the ropes and watched smiling.
LILLIAN SHARK Ohhh Im sorry... did you say something?
HOUSESHOW COMMENTATOR #1 No Lillian he didn't say anything.
I was concentrated on a fan trying to throw something at me, maybe a drink. That I didn't see what happened. The fans made a huge "ohhhhhh" noise and it was Lillian who was pounding on one of the commentators, who was on the floor, with his chair flipped over. Now I was really starting to like this girl.
HOUSESHOW COMMENTATOR #2 HEY!, STOP THAT, GET OFF OF HIM!
I dont know what I was thinking... but something came inside of me. A voice in my head just told me to "go for it" it told me to "take the risk" to just "be wild" and before I knew it I was on the top turnbuckle, then I was in the air, then it was me who landed on the second commentator with a flying... wow I dont even know what it was. The adrenaline rush was just crazy. I had never done anything like that before.
Lillian helped me up, and we smiled as we were looking down at the commentators. I signaled Lillian that we should go back to the ring. We both went back to the ring with the fans booing like never before. Now drinks were being thrown at the ring. It wasn't for long though, secruity stopped it.
LILLIAN SHARK Kable?, Rosey?... do we have your attention?
I laughed out loud. I still couldn't get over what had just happened.
LATOYA BANKS You know what Lillian?, we probobly dont. We're girls remember?, these guys are probobly thinking they're just going to run right through us, and afterall we just took out "cheap commentators" right?
LILLIAN SHARK THATS RIGHT!... how silly of us. I mean... anyone can take out a few commentators here and there right?, they're just punching bags with microphones.
LATOYA BANKS Your absoloutley right Lillian, if anything we just got our opponents more motivated to fight us now, to show us that they're better than cheap commentators.
LILLIAN SHARK On second thought, I auctually think we took out their motivation and now they're just laughing at us.
LATOYA BANKS OH MY GOD. Your so right.
LILLIAN SHARK Now they're not going to train for sure, and now we will never get to see Kable on camera.
LATOYA BANKS OR MAYBE, we will get to see Kable on camera, and he'll be attacking commentators too to prove a point or something.
LILLIAN SHARK Could you imagine if we just saw the whole group on camera?, Ashley, Chuck, Syco, just all of them attacking commentators!
LATOYA BANKS I think they may get the idea that we are making fun of them.....
LILLIAN SHARK Yea... probobly, but then again they're that slow and stupid, so lets give them a few minutes.
We stood there in the ring smiling at eachother and laughing as we waited. We weren't bluffing, we auctually waited 5 whole minutes. 5 whole minutes of just standing there and hearing the sound of boos.
LATOYA BANKS I think they caught on now.
LILLIAN SHARK I think so. Do you think Rosey-poo will cry again?
LATOYA BANKS Well Im not too sure, but If I had to bet my whole purse on it, Id say he would. He got pretty emotional when I mentioned his "past".
LILLIAN SHARK Can we see that again?
LATOYA BANKS As a matter of fact we can.
We both looked up at the titantron smiling.
Vincent Van Rose wrote:
The Vincent that once occupied this space is no longer here, and anything he may of done cannot be contributed to me young lady. If you want to talk about the Doorway to Hell and the victories over such competitors as Death Angel and Connor O'Shannon, then we can talk
LATOYA BANKS Hahaha, he got so mad. Hes all like "The old vincent van rose is not here, if you want to talk about the new and improved Van Rose then we can talk, but if you will talk about my past then stop or I will cry"
LILLIAN SHARK Thanks for the translation because I could not understand him with his...demonic slang or whatever that was.... what a weirdo. You were right when you said he dramatically transformed from a cowboy slash bike rider to a cowboy slash bike rider possessed.
LATOYA BANKS I think hes watching this right now, as we speak.
We both turned to the camera and smiled, we waved.
LILLIAN SHARK I think hes mad.
LATOYA BANKS oh for sure. Hes probobly doing some next thing with some vodoo dolls and like casting a spell on us.
LILLIAN SHARK I think Kable is wiping his tears for him as we speak.
LATOYA BANKS Really?, I kinda thought Casey would be doing that.
LILLIAN SHARK How do you figure?
LATOYA BANKS Lillian!, Casey and Vincent are whipped!, I think they are lovers!, Casey fell in love with him the moment he saw him on his horse... or bike.. or whatever Van Rose was doing in his "past". All of a sudden Rose catches some wins, wins a title, and its all because of Casey.
LILLIAN SHARK Its pretty sad that looking back on his career, he will look back and realize his High Impact Championship came from the accomplishment of giving Corey Casey some nice brains.
LATOYA BANKS Its a sad thing. It really is.
LILLIAN SHARK How much do you want to bet Casey will show up to our little match on Saturday to be there for his boyfriend in hopes for Rosey to pick up the "W"
LATOYA BANKS Oh for sure. Expect him to pull out some promos on us in the next few days, to try and catch up on the War of the Words that Van Rose and Kable are doing a horrible job at.
LILLIAN SHARK Poor little Rose... poor little Kable. Poor Casey if he shows up.
We turned our heads to the camera again.
LILLIAN SHARK Casey... you have other things to worry about, bigger things. Showup to this match to help out your boyfriend and your going to have to go down with the two douchebags. This isn't a warning, but its more like a... more like a...
LATOYA BANKS Its more like a "your not invited to our surprise party", if you showup without an invitation, we're going to have to kick you out, by kick you out, we mean, kick your ass, and by kick your ass, that could mean, kick your ASSES, if you showup with some friends.
LILLIAN SHARK Holla at your angelsssssss.
We both dropped our microphones at the same time, causing a loud echo, as we raised our hands up in the air and the fans boo'd louder.
Subject: Holla At The Angels 
Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:02 pm
