3 Words.... I Got This.

I GOT THIS

The scene opens in a GIW Revolt Houseshow. A few days ago it was our IWF Heavyweight
Champion that told us he would jump ship over to GIW to fight the best the world has to
offer. However in a recent interview with backstage interviewer Victoria Rio, it seems that
James Shark may have made an enemy.

The scene showed that very same interviewer, she looked upset and angry, she walked
into Joshua Acquins office, the GIW Revolt General Manager.

Victoria Rio
YA NO MAS!

Joshua looked up at Victoria, he flashed her a smile, it was always a great feeling to
see Victoria, she always looked really pretty, GIW loved her.

Josh Acquin
Victoria!, what a lovely surprise, here why dont you take a seat?

Josh got up and began to pull up a seat for her, she just stared at him. As he placed the
seat infront of her, she picked it up and tossed it to the side, Josh looked startled he had
never seen her his angry, nobody has.

Josh Acquin
Woah woah woah woah, hey there what the hell, Victoria... wha... whats wrong?
whats the matter with you?, talk to me, whats on your mind??

She crossed her arms and began tapping her feet on the floor impatiently.

Victoria Rio
Whats on my mind?, hmmmm, I dont know Josh, what is on my fucking mind?,
I had this whole weekened to think about whats on my mind, so I think I have a
GREAT idea of whats on my mind, do you know whats on my mind Josh?, do
you??

She asked him impatiently, and Josh began to stutter for a second before answering.

Josh Acquin
Well...We...We...N..No... No of coarse I dont, look, thats why Im asking you,
your getting me worried and really nervous, just tell me whats on your mind.

She raised her voice louder now.

Victoria Rio
JAMES MOTHERFUCKING SHARK!, JAMES SHARK IS ON MY MIND OK??
If you must know, that big black man is on my mind!

Josh did not know how to react for a moment.

Josh Acquin
Is this about the... that uh... that interview that you both conducted a
couple of days ago?

She gave him a sweet innocent smile.

Victoria Rio
Nooo, ofcoarse not sweety, why on earth would you think that?

Josh wiped the sweat off of his forehead.

Josh Acquin
Thank goodness

The innocent smile began to fade away.

Victoria Rio
I dont see why you would think that is the reason why I am so angry, I mean...
that cant possibly be the reason why I was so pissed off... its not like that interview
was a total disaster right?, he only squeezed my ass.... , he only insulted my culture..
and he only shoved me up against the wall, grabbing me tight and forced his tougne
down my throat, I dont see anything offending there right?

Josh started to look worried, he went around his desk and pulled out a bottle of water
and took a long sip from it.

Joshua Acquin
Yikes...

She eyed him down hard, then put her hands on her hips.

Victoria Rio
Maybe.... just maybe Josh, maybe I would let that "little" interview bother me but
you know what?, James Shark was nice enough to send me a few pictures and a few
video clips to show me how sorry he is.

Again, Josh looked relived, he wiped the sweat off of his forehead once more.

Josh Acquin
See, James Shark has his moments, but hes a... hes a great gu-

Victoria opened her purse and took out four pictures of the many pictures James Shark
sent her, she layed them out on Josh's desk, interupting him. He looked down at each
of them and shielded his eyes.

Josh Acquin
WHAT THE FU... HOLY SHIT MAN... WHAT IS THIS???

She again flashed him an innocent sweet smile.

Victoria Rio
Oh dont worry, Ill tell you.

She grabbed the first picture and showed Josh. Who was trying not to look.

Victoria Rio
This picture, is a picture of a some random fat guy... as you can see, naked. If you
look closely you will see that this naked fat guy has a semi boner, and hes holding
a bannana.

Josh shaked his head in dissapointment. He was getting scared. He could
get fired over this, he hired Shark. The other staff members including the chairman
of the company told Josh it would be a bad idea but Josh told them to trust him.

Josh Acquin
For the love of God out of all the.... Jesus christ, why a bannana?

Victoria gave him a sarcastic shrug.

Victoria Rio
Well I dont know Josh, Im sure there are alot of questions one could ask
about this picture. Questions like... oh I dont know, why does James Shark
send me these pictures?, why does he even have these type of pictures?,
whos the fat guy in the picture?, why is he so fat?, hmmm but the big question
seems to be WHY IS HE NAKED?

Josh did not know how to respond.

Victoria Rio
If your big concern about this is the bannana, you can always hit James
up and ask him why his jolly friend is holding a bannana, if you ask me, his
fat friend wanted a healthy snack, if you didnt notice, hes a little bit overweight.
Just a tad bit overweight...

Josh Acquin.


Victoria Rio
This second picture right here is kind of cute dont you think?

She showed him the picture and he gave the picture a what the fuck look on his face.

Josh Acquin
Are those children???, oh my god, is this, is this child pornogra-

She interupted him.

Victoria Rio
You know Josh, I wondered the same thing until I realized that they were just a
bunch of midgits having sex in a bouncy castle.

Josh planted his head on the table, and began mumbling things. Victoria then
grabbed the third picture.

Victoria Rio
This is a picture of a horses dick....

Josh didn't even look up as his head remained planted on the desk.

Victoria Rio
This one is my personal favorite Josh, so you have to see it.

She handed Josh the picture. He looked at it and his mouth dropped open and
his eyes grew wide.

Victoria Rio
The one and only "JFRESH" taking a mirror picture naked. Hes wearing a cowboy
hat and his 12 inch penis is wearing a sombrero.

Josh looked angry, he knew he was going to be in deep trouble for this fuck up.

Josh Acquin
What the fuck is wrong with him???

She didn't feel the need to answer his question.

Victoria Rio
Read the back of that picture.

Joshs eyes grew wide again, he was shocked that there would be more to this picture.
He carefully and slowly turned the picture, afraid of what he would find. He turned the
picture all the way around to find writing in black marker, he began to read it out loud.

Josh Acquin
Yo yo shawty ch...cheeyo, do you like ma pictures?, you probably takin yo
finger and fingerin that pussy good, mmmm, I can smell it from all the way
from my house and it must be finger lickin good ahlie, well anyways I hope
you like this picture, I stole the cowboy hat from Vincent Van Rose and I
stole the little cute mexican hat from yo momma, anyways, seein as how
ma 12 inch just turned into a border hopin mothafuckin, I would like to
insert this 12 inch mexican dick, up into that mexican pussy of yours,
WITH or WITHOUT your permission, sooo, if you wakeup to a big black guy in
a ski mask one night, dont freak out, its just me, PEACE BORDER HOPA

Josh stared at the picture for awhile, he looked extremly angry.

Josh Acquin
GODAMNIT SHARK!

Josh got up from his seat and took another long sip from his water bottle, he
went around his desk and went back to Victoria and looked deeply into her eyes.

Josh Acquin
Victoria. I am extremly sorry about this. It is all my fualt. I hired him.
I should've.... I dont know, I guess I somehow expected something like this,
but nothing this serious.

He put his hand on her shoulder, she removed it.

Victoria Rio
Well this is serious, and your right, it is your fualt, so what are you going to
do about it?

He thought about it for a moment.

Josh Acquin
Well.... I will definetly talk to him about this.

Victoria Rio


Josh Acquin
Oh come on now Vicky, you know I would do anything for you but come
on, the guy does this all the time, you've seen him in the IWF. Hes just being
his normal... perveted self, I mean, what do you want me to do??, besides the
past two losses hes had recently the guy is if not one of the top wrestlers in the
world then the top wrestler in the world. He puts asses in seats and his promos
not only sell tickets but bring a huge amount of hype towards any match hes in.
The guy has a darkmatch coming up against a local wrestler, and people are already
hyped up for it like its some kind of championship fight!. This guy is good for GIW.

She laughed, it was a sarcastic laugh.

Victoria Rio
Good for GIW?, is that what you just s aid?, hes like the fucking bad boy of pro wrestling
and your going to stand here and tell me hes good for our company?, you've got to be
kidding me, you know what, its obvious that your not going to do anything to help me
so you know what, Im going to sue his ass, and then Im going to sue you, ok??

Before he could respond she quickly walked out of his office and slammed the door.

Josh Acquin
VICTORIA WAIT!!

Josh quickly ran towards his door but to his surprise, he jumped back, the door opened by it
self, only to reveal the one, the only James Shark. Josh Acquin was shocked, the visit was so
unexpected he had to take a moment to catch his breathe.

JFRESH
Daaaaaaaaaaamn Homie, you look like you seen a mothafuckin ghost playa, the hell
wrong witchu homie?

Josh got his breathe back and as soon as he did he immidietly let his anger out.

Josh Acquin
WHAT THE FUCK JAMES?, SERIOUSLY MAN, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG
WITH YOU? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE JUST DONE?

James slowly turned his head at Josh then smiled.

JFRESH
Sorry playa, I aint hear a word you say, can you repeat that again, I was lookin over
there.

James Shark pointed at his desk, Josh turned around to see that James was pointing at a
picture of what seemed to be, Josh's wife. James Shark walked over to his desk and grabbed
the small frame and licked his lips.

JFRESH
DAYUM homie, shawtys a 10, Im proud of you dog, straight up, keepin it real,
how many times have you fucked her?

Josh didn't answer, so James turned around to find the angry expression on Josh's face.

Josh Acquin
That is my daughter.... you fucking idiot.

James gave him a blank stare, they were staring at eachother for a moment with just
awkward silence.

JFRESH
......Nigga you think Im dumb?, I kno shes yo daughter, how many times have
you fucked her?

Josh was beginning to get really annoyed at this point, he turned around and shut
the door then turned his attention back to James who was licking the picture of
Josh's daughter.

Josh Acquin
You are the biggest pervert I have ever met in my entire LIFE!, OK????,
GET THAT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING HEAD, AND GET SOME HELP!

JFRESH


Josh took a few deep breathes, he did not know what to do with James.
or how to resolve the issue with Victoria.

JFRESH
Damn homie, why you so angry and shiet dog?, did I catch yo ass in
the wrong time?, I did didn't I?, I bet yo ass 5 dollars I interupted yo
little masturbuation session ahlie

Josh Acquin
You dont even have 5 dollars.

JFRESH
SEE there you go again with that white boi angry crazy bullshiet. You
mad cause I interupted it, dont lie to me playa. Last time I walked in on
you jackin off, you were jackin off to that anime bullshiet, I bet yo ass
4 bucks, yo ass was doin it again, last time it was The Simpsons sex, you
were lookin up a picture of Marge fuckin that comic book guy, I bet yo
ass 3 dollars Ima go over to that computer screen and Ima see like some
King of the Hill this time, yall white bois love that show, you prob lookin
at mandem with the beer belly and glasses, havin a foursome with his
neighbours styll.

Josh Acquin
Step away from my desk...YOU CRAZY ASSHOLE

James ignored Josh and went around his desk to where the computer
was, his screensaver was on, so he moved the mouse, the screensaver
vanished and to his surprise, there was no anime sex site.

JFRESH
Oh shit, I guess you weren't playin with the little fella afterall, you just
creepin Alison Williams on facebook. I aint gonna lie, thats pretty fucked
up dog.... thats....thats pretty messed up.

Josh's eyes grew wide and now he looked angrier then ever, he pointed at James.

Josh Acquin
DONT YOU TALK ABOUT WHATS CREEPY AND WHATS NOT!, IF YOU WANT
TO KNOW WHATS FUCKED UP, WHY DONT YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THOSE
PICTURES ONTOP OF MY DESK YOU PERVERTED FUCK!

James gave Josh a weird look on his face, then looked ontop of his desk. He
saw four pictures. He recognized them and realized why Josh was so mad, but
he just pretended like he didn't know.

JFRESH
AHA!, SO YOU WERE JACKIN OFF!, looks here like you were jackin off to
a picture of... of a horses dick... a fat guy.. a bunch of midgits.. and....oh..
....oh hell nah.......that....oh shiet.....

James looked up at Josh with a disgusted look on his face.

Josh Acquin
Yea yea yea, cut that shit out, you know why those pictures are there
and you know very well how they got there and that I was not pleasuring
myself to them.

JFRESH
You mothafucka...... you... you... you were whacking off to a picture of me.

Josh looked around in fusturation.

Josh Acquin
seriously cut it out you fucking moron what the hell is your proble-

JFRESH
SAY SWEAR TO GOD

Josh looked at James who interupted him.

Josh Acquin
....What?

JFRESH
SAY SWEAR TO GOD YOU WERE NOT PLAYIN WITH YO SMALL WHITE DICK
TO THIS PICTURE OF ME, SAY SWEAR TO GOD, RIIIIII NOW!

Josh smiled and shook his head.

Josh Acquin
Can you cut the bullshit already?

James Shark went up close to one of the cameras.

JFRESH
Yall see that right?, nigga didn't say swear to God cause his ass is a faggot white boi
who plays with his dicks off pictures of big muscular black men who dress they penis
up.

Josh Acquin
Fuck you James, your going to get sued for Sexual Harrassment.

JFRESH
SAY WHAT?

Josh Acquin
You heard me, Victori-

JFRESH
HOW THE HELL YOU GON SUE ME FOR DAT SHIET???, YOU THE ONE
WHACKIN YO SMALL DICK OFF TO A PICTURE OF ME??

Josh Acquin
Ohhh drop it already man

JFRESH
Nah b, Ima sue you for sexual harrassment, for suing me for sexual harrassment!

James Shark grabbed his crotch and walked past Josh.

Josh Acquin
Im not the one suing you asshole, Vict-

JFRESH
YO MOMMA

James continued to walk away, he grabbed the door and opened it, about to exit

Josh Acquin
HEY how did it feel getting your ass whooped by Corey Casey in a steel cage match??

James gave him the finger while exiting his office as he shouted out at him.

JFRESH
IT FELT GOOD NIGGA, GET OFF MAAAAAAAAAAA DICK

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*Adjusts Camera*

So Video Blog number one. I aint never done anythin like this before...
so lets get this shit over with.

* Takes deep breathe*

So he beat me. That stingy mothafuckin white boi actually did it.

*Shrugs*

I got no excuses. I dont kno what happened out there. I started off slow,
I remembered Lillian, and a switch went off... I thought I had him with that
Swag Out, but at the same time after that switch went off, I wasnt doin no
thinking. I was just throwing bombs hoping to catch him again. It was all
adrenaline.

I aint gon lie, that mothafucka got in ma head. This whole Lillian thing
got in ma head. It shouldn't but at the same time how the hell are you
suppose to go out to the ring with an empty mind when you just want to
destory the mothafucka thats infront of you because he kidnapped your
wife?

This is straight up bullshit, Im speechless, I dont know what to say.
What can I say?, Before this loss I was only pinned once in the IWF, now
I've only been pinned twice, sure thats not so bad, and its still a mo fuckin
accomplishment but I dont like it, it shoulda never went down.

I've never had two straight losses in the IWF either. Like what the fuck
is going on?, I gotta step ma game up for real, this is the worst time for
ma natural black ass to be slippin. Im defending this title this Sunday
and god damn.....

Black Jesus help a brother out cause I gotta go back to the drawing
boards.

Everything is going down on me, I mean, Im starting to gas in that ring,
Im starting off slow, my timing is off, Im not knocking dudes out anymore,
mothafuckas are whacking off to pictures of me wearing a cowboy hat, Im
getting sued for Sexual Assualt, damn times are rough for a nigga for real.

But yo, dont get me wrong. Something has definetly been affecting me, I
aint gonna lie. We all know what that is. The cure for this is to save my wifey,
and the only way to do that is to walk out of FTA with ma title.

I plan on getting it done. Im at my lowest point, I understand that, yall
understand that, and I understand that yall wont be putting yo money
on Sharky, I do, but think about this for a second...

I lost all motivation I had for this game after losing to Casey twice in
a row. Then I had a dream.

I dreamt that I was 80 years old. My balls were all saggy and ma pubes
were white. Latoya and Lillians tits were down to the floor and they
looked ugly as hell.

I needed them to wipe my ass for me, and walk me places. I was old
as fuck and I felt death coming my way.

Some days I couldn't move, some days I couldn't even breathe.

I knew death was coming soon and I knew that ma old ass would
never have the feeling of a wet pussy on ma dick, sexy booty on
my face, or that other bullshit like wind against my face or hear
the sound of laughter.

I wouldnt be able to feel the sand on ma feet, walking on a beach or
the grass or anything like that. Hell I wouldnt even be able to smell
KFC again or experience the joy in Toonie Tuesday.

All I could think of in ma dying moments were how I would love to
go back to this moment. This moment right here, this moment holding
the IWF Championship, still being ranked #1 in the company, and still
being the man with the best record in the company, still being the man
everyone feared.

Then... after I woke up I thought about it and I thought.... you know
what?, Im going to pretend ma wish came through and I did come back
to this stage in my life.

I want yall to know that Im 100% motivated to keep this title , and Im
feeling better then I've ever felt in my life.

I got this.

Ever since the other night when I lost that steel cage match, I heard what
them white bois have been sayin about me and how they are quick to judge
me. Im training harder then I've ever been training, Im doin all the right
things, Im taking this match seriously.

Like I said before, this is just a match, but that mothafucker Casey has
made it so personal. Therefore Ima take it personal and Im taking this
fight very very seriously, straight up.

So to ma fans, dont worry about that... that stupid shit people been saying
out there. Yall dont worry about nothin. I just want yall that support me
and that had ma back, to tune into this match at FTA. If you got the money
then drive yo ass over there and be there live. Tuning in or watching it live
it dont matter, just stay positive.

Stay positive, and watch me win. Watch me get another double flying swag
out. Watch me lay Brandon and Corey out like the bitches they are.

You ma fan?, you want me to win? then dont worry about nothing. I got
this. Yall are gonna see the best Shark, yall seen in a long time.

That goofy nigga who lost to Casey twice in a row?, I dont know who he
was, he was good looking and all but he wasn't James Shark.

Ima deliver on this. My motivation is like I said... 100%, and everything
is going according to plan.

I worked too fucking hard to get this belt. I knocked out too many dudes
to get this belt. I aint gonna let this be like the whole Full Throttle thing
where I won it, then I couldn't defend it.

I aint gonna let that happen. When people say its harder to stay champion
then to become champion, they right, they 100% right, and I learnt that
lesson when I lost the Full Throttle title, now that I know that, Im going
to defend this title, and Im going to whoop some ass. I aint ready to lose
this belt yet.

This belt will stay mine. It will stay mine....I just know it, as a matter of
fact, I already see it. Casey and Brandon are laying next to eachother in
a puddle of their own drool, and Im just sitting in the middle of the ring
rocking the reading glasses, and Im reading them a bed time story.

All this talk that Casey has stole ma confidence?, nah man, dont believe
all that bullshit thats being said on the internet. Im very confident. He
stole my confidence for a second, if anything, a split second, but I got
that confidence back. Im very very very confident about this match
and how things are gonna go down.

Brandon Macdonald and Corey Casey?, there good wrestlers, they're
great wrestlers, but Casey knows exactly what hes in for. We've fought
before. I've knocked him out multiple times and hes hit m with his
finisher multiple times. Hes beat me, I've beat him. He hasn't fought
this version of me yet though.

All the times hes beaten me was when I was at my lowest point. When
he defeated me in NLWF I was a nobody. The only time he defeated me
when I was 100% was in that tag match with SBK, but he didn't even
score the pinfall, SBK did, and SBK didn't even pin me, he pinned Shadow,
but who was the last man standing in that match?, not Casey it was me.

When he beat me a few days ago. I was just fucked up from watching
those videos of Lillian. He aint never fought a 420% James Shark, and
Im telling yall right now thats exactly what yall will see.

As for Brandon?, he aint ever fought me. We were boys back then and
we trained with eachother, and Brandon will be the first to tell you that
I whooped his ass every single day in sparring sessions. Maybe thats why
hes ducked me for so long when he was champion.

I aint even worried about Brandon. I aint worried about what hes done,
who hes beaten or the fact that we were friends before. I got no friends.
If hes still butthurt over the fact that I knocked him out then thats fine.

The pressure will be on him. If he misses me, the pressure will be on him.

Fact is, Brandon Macdonald is coming off of injuries and coming off of
a long layoff. The last time he was in the ring he was a reff, and the last time
we saw him, he was throwing chairs into the ring.

Hes so slow and filled with ring rust, that he couldn't even climb that steel
cage. Hes so unathletic now its incredible. Yall are gonna see a different
James Shark, and yall are gonna see a different Brandon Macdonald,
unfortunetly the different Brandon Macdonald will be the worst BMAC
yall have ever seen. As for Corey, he aint gonna change, he gonna be the
same Casey I've knocked out again and again.

I aint worried. Like I said Im very confident with this match.

Just a few months ago it was Dan Alexander who was suppose to be inbetween
these two pussies. Ever since I beat Dan for the title and it was announced
that I would be taking his spot in this match at FTA, I knew I would walk out
as champion.

Coreys tough, but Macdonald cant bust a grape. Either way, they both soft.

I aint worried about Caseys mind games. Or his crazy daily videos and little
speeches he writes up to get Lillian to read out. I aint worried about none
of that, if he wanted to kill her the mothafucka would've done it already.

I done broke this guy down.

This is going to be a good match. No matter what. Like I said Im
coming in this 420% and Im confident and Im ready.

Just to let yall know, Im thinking about yall. I seen them comments,
and I know whos rooting for me and whos hating on me. This is for
my niggas who have stood behind me since Day 1, since I was introduced
to pro wrestling, since I got my first knockout over Aaron O'Shea backstage.

Yall are the niggas I care about. I keep it real, I aint gonna lie.

Those white boi fans who are behind me when Im whooping ass, then are
quick to judge me as soon as I lose a match?, pshh, I dont give two shits about
those fans.

Keepin it real. The niggas who know me and who stand behind me, yall
are the niggas I got respect for. Thats on the real, thanks for all the support.

Ill let yall know. I dont knock mothafuckas out and talk shit to hype people
up or to gain fans. Ill knock dudes out and talk shit with or without fans.
I dont even care if I lose fans, cause If I lost you, you aint a real fan.

I dont care, I seen white bois who hit me up on Facebook who tell me "Oh
you lost me, Im going to go be a Ninja fan now", go ahead and be a Ninja
fan, Ninja cant even see you with his eyes closed all the damn time.

But like Im sayin, I aint like these other wrestlers, nothing like em.
Theres a million different Corey Casey in this world, "sick fucked up
pussies who wear makeup", infact Alex Corbin a new member to the
roster, hes an example of a Corey Casey. Vincent Van Rose?, hes an
example of Corey Casey.

Theres a million Brandon Macdonalds. A Million Dan Alexanders,
a million Chuck Matthews, a million Shadow Demons, a thousand
Jason Hawks, and hundreds of Alison Williams.

You know what Im sayin?

Theres only one James Shark. Only one. So stay tuned for this
Main Event. Stay tuned for it, and get everyone ready for it. Tell
all yall friends, yo family, just get involved with it.

Cause this ones for yall. For ma niggas. One love. Straight up.

Ill be putting more.... videos out there. See how these.. "video blog"
thingys work....

Peace out.

After the video blog I felt relaxed, calm, cool, easy. I was ready for this one
and I hoped that my fans were to. Latoya was out at some sort of houseshow
so I had the whole house to myself. I was taking a break from training and I
would have a new training session in an hour or two.

Im not gonna lie. Im a dude. I got horny. Latoyas pussy wasn't around, so
I decided to watch some good ole fashioned hardcore rough loud orgasim
squirting lesbian pornography sex.

Just as I was about to begin spending time with your friend and mine, the
12 inch. There was a loud knock on the door. It must've been Latoya, the
house was surrounded by dogs so it couldn't be someone unexpected. I
got up from the couch with the porno still running and headed over to the door.

Without even looking through the peep hole, I unlocked the door to see
four police officers at my doorstep.

JFRESH
Oh shit, thats whatsup, writing yo own fairty tale ahlie?, I heard of
the three little pigs, but I never knew there was a fourth one up in
this bitch, dunkno.

They looked at eachother then back at me, they weren't amused.

POLICE OFFICER
Sir would you mind stepping outside, an issue has come up
and we need to discuss a few things with you.

James Shark was no stranger to cops. I dont know why the always
treated me like an ordinary checkup. These motherfuckas have been
dealin with me since I was 12 years old, they could at least cut the
whole "sir" bullshit out.

JFRESH
Nah its all good homie, yall can come inside, we can talk
in here styll.

They followed me inside, I walked over to the living room and they
followed me. They looked at the tv as the prono was still on.

JFRESH
Take a seat piglets.

One of them shook their heads.

POLICE OFFICER
No we're fine, we can stand, and can you turn that off please?

I looked at him for a second them back at the tv then back at them.

JFRESH
Yall gay or sum?, its just a little "boom boom boom" with some
sexy lesbians yo. Straight up, keepin it real.

They shook their heads at me in disgust.

POLICE OFFICER
Its not an appropriate time for that, but it doesn't matter if you
do not want to co-operate with us, we'll just get down to the point,
where were you on Thursday?

I knew where this was going. I tried to go around it in the general managers
office but at this point, I might aswell keep it up, if I told the truth I would go
to jail, if I lied about it, they wouldn't even believe me and I still would go to
jail.

JFRESH
Aight Ill talk, but these tru talks might get abit... iunno intense, so you
wanna smoke sum?

They all shook their heads.

POLICE OFFICER
No, we dont smoke.

I laughed.

JFRESH
Watchu talkin bout willis?, everyone smokes weed.

Each of their eyes grew wide.

POLICE OFFICER
What the fuck did you just say?, you wanted us to smoke weed?
do you have that stuff in here right now?

I laughed again.

JFRESH
You stupid dog?, weeds illegal, I aint said nothin about Mary Jane,
what I said was I was at the GIW HQ on Thursday night, having an
interview with the gyaldem, Victoria Rio.

They nodded their heads.

POLICE OFFICER
Okay, and do you want to tell us what happened during that interview?

I shrugged.

JFRESH
Mehhh, nothing unusual or shit.

I was at a loss of words and didn't know what to say, cops had that power.
They gave you this look, they knew I was lying, I knew I was lying.

POLICE OFFICER
We're going to just cut down to the chase. Did you in any way shape or
form sexually assualt Victoria Rio?

I tried my best to give them a "shocked" expression on my face

JFRESH
ME?.... Im... damn doggy style, I call the race card, I... Im offended,
ME?, ME OUT OF ALL PEOPLE?

It wasn't working, I could tell.

POLICE OFFICER
Are you kidding me?, you and I are both aware that everytime a
white female gets raped or sexually abused or assualted in this
area or anywhere in New York, we always have to bring you into
the lineup, even though you didn't match the victims suspect
description.

It was true. EVERY SINGLE TIME. I had to be in that mothafuckin
line up. The victim can say a "Ching Chong" Asian mothafucka did
it and the cops still brought me to the lineup. Maybe because there
was always that possiblitly that I did it.

POLICE OFFICER
Did you harm her Shark?

I shook my head

JFRESH
Nigga you crazy, I got nothing but love for ma nigga Victoria.
She makes me hard yo.

They nodded their heads. Maybe I shouldnt have said that.

POLICE OFFICER
We dont have time for this. She did place a charge on you for
sexual assualt, in her statement she stated that you tapped her
bum, squeezed it, and pinned her up against the wall and forced
her to makeout with you as she tried to remove you off of her, is
all that true?

I looked around then looked at the police officer, unsure of how
to respond to his question.

JFRESH
Uhhh..... the fuck?, ofcoarse I did all that?... what yall telling me
yall wouldnt do that?

He slapped himself on his forehead.

POLICE OFFICER
No I have a wife.

I smiled.

JFRESH
Thats whats up, is she hot?

All of a sudden the grabbed me and pinned me up against the wall
and began putting handcuffs on me.

JFRESH
RAPE!, RAPE!, RAPE!, RAAAAAAAAPE!, RAPE!

They pinned me harder against the wall trying to put the cuffs on me.

JFRESH
Damn, yall are worse then the Terminal Secruity Airport dudes.

One of them screamed at me, they had enough of the jokes.

POLICE OFFICER
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!

I yelled back

JFRESH
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO LICK MA NATURALY BLACK TESTICLES.
_________________________________________________________________________________________

They cuffed me and now I was in the backseat of their cruiser. I was definetly unhappy
about it. I had a match to train for. Now I was getting... arrested for something that happened
in a company my black ass doesn't even belong to?

JFRESH
Hey man, yall pigs are all the same. Yall are bullies for real yo.

They ignored me. I remembered the last time I was sitting here. It was just a few weeks ago
actually. Its funny because I remember that it didn't really count. I was in the backseat for
only a few minutes until they brought me to the jail, and as soon as I stepped into the jail
Brandon Macdonald broke me out for that whole faction bullshit he was doing. Who was
going to bail me out this time?, who was going to release me?, did I even have bail?, alot
of things were going through my head.

JFRESH
Yo this aint right man. I was doin what I always do. What?, yall dont have a dick?, I
dont know bout yall but I use my dick for what its suppose to be used for.

They looked at eachother and laughed. Now they were making fun of me. Memories brought
me back to when I was a punk kid. I was locked up a bunch of times as a kid. Officers would
laugh at me all the time. The officer in the passenger seat turned his head to look at me.

POLICE OFFICER
Your using it for the wrong reasons. You dont rape people with it.

He shook his head at me smiling. How come they weren't getting this cocky when I didn't
have handcuffs on and I was infront of them?, fucking pigs.

JFRESH
Funny cause yall the ones who pinned me up against the walls and shit, I felt yo dick on
my back yo, that shits rape. Fuckin cops, yall prob use yo dicks to please yo husbands.

The officers smile dissapeared, I was getting under his skin.

POLICE OFFICER
I have a Wife, I told you that already smartass.

Now I was the one laughing. I was putting on a show, trying to get them mad.

JFRESH
You and I both know that yo mothafuckin wife got a bigger dick then me doggy style.

He was trying his best to ignore me.

JFRESH
Yall prolly get bored of stickin it in the ass so yall prob stick yo fingers through eachothers
piss holes and shit, damn thats some kinky pain olympics shit right DURRR

He turned around again, this time he just looked at me, I smiled at him, but strangely he smiled
back. I was confused as to why he was smiling.

POLICE OFFICER
I cannot wait to see what happens to you in Jail.

I laughed out loud, was he stupid?

JFRESH
Nigga watchu talking about?, I been to jail nuff times, I know what to expect.

He laughed, laughed louder then me. It was weird because I think we were both fake laughing
louder then eachother just to get eachother angry.

POLICE OFFICER
Things have changed. You were a little baby back then.

I couldn't call a bluff.

JFRESH
Spit it mothafucka, what you tryna say?

He didn't laugh this time, maybe it was because I was serious. Instead he smiled. He
had got my attention.

POLICE OFFICER
Your finally going to get what you wished for.

I squinted my eyes abit. What did I wish for?, what was this pig talking about?
He realized I was about to ask him what he was talking about but he shook his head.

POLICE OFFICER
If you dont know, Ill tell you when we get there, but right now, I
know that theres alot of "brothers" in there, that arn't a big fan of yours.

I couldn't believe I was nervous. Now I started to laugh and this one wasn't a fake
one. What he was saying was just the stupidest shit I've ever heard.

JFRESH
Nigga you crazy, I love them brothers man, and them brothers love me cause Im black.

He shrugged.

POLICE OFFICER
I dont know man.... aside from the stuff we have to offer to those inmates, we do
let them watch tv from time to time, they do know your a pro wrestler.

Where was this going?

JFRESH
Cool story bruhh, whats yo point?

Still smirking, he shrugged again.

POLICE OFFICER
All I know is that theres alot of people in there that knew you as a gangbanger, that
you grew up with, and that were in this..."crew" you use to roll with..

FUCK MY LIFE. FUCK MY FUCKING BLACK LIFE. First my wife gets kidnapped,
then I get sued for sexual harrassment, and now I got mothafuckas that remember me.

JFRESH
.....I dont get where you goin with this homie, the brothers love me.

He smiled.

POLICE OFFICER
I think they're upset that your not trying to bail them out with all the money you
have, that your not seeing them for visiting hours, and well... that your rich.

I looked out the window, now it was me trying to ignore the cop. I noticed that we
were here. The cop was just parking.

POLICE OFFICER
Oh and that wish that I was talking about...., I seen some of your promos.
You say alot of fucked up stuff. Stuff like putting your penis in your opponents
ear and stuff like busting a load in their face, here in jail, you'll get the chance
to do it, those same homies that are mad at you, still have love for you,
but I dont think its the love that you think....

JFRESH


I was just going to ask myself how can things get worse......And now Ladies and Gentlemen....
James Shark. The straightest nigga you'll ever meet. The... the... man whos obsessed with
pussy and boobies... was going to get.... get RAPED.... BY DUDES. Fuck me. Fuck my
life. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

POLICE OFFICER
Are.....are you.... are you crying?

JFRESH
No..... no.. just... just leave me alone... I got something in my eye.

1/2 Hour Later
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..
...

So was I nervous?, yes I was. Here I was with handcuffs walking into jail. The same jail I
was in when I was a teenager, a kid. This jail was fucked up. Instead of being in Juvy or
one of these jails for youths they put me in here. My crimes weren't even adult crimes,
I dont even know why they put me in here but I remembered thinking that I was just
going to walk in here and be the baddest nigga on the planet.

Kind of like my feeling when I first became a pro wrestler. However just like those
two experiences, they both turned out with the same ending. There were bigger
stronger guys out there that were able to take advantage of me and control me.

I looked around at my surroundings. As we were walking to my cell, and walking
down the narrow hall surrounded by thousands of other cells, I could feel all the
eyes being on me, and every single inmate was yelling stuff out at me.

"Your a long way from home Mr.Pro Wrestler"

"BRING HIM TO ME, ILL MAKE HIM MY BITCH, COME HERE"

"Soft fucking oreo"

"This motherfucker thinks hes hard or something, look at him"

"I got my eyes on you Sharky"

I didn't ignore the comments. I took it all in, mainly because I was surprised,
as I looked at the people who were saying this shit they were homies. Niggas.
Black people who were thugs and hardcore criminals. They were suppose to
be the motherfuckas that were behind me. Before I could finish up my thoughts
I was shoved into a cell and within a split second I was locked in this cell.

The cell layouts didn't change. A toilet, and a bunk bed, and no space to breathe.
I looked at the bunk beds, the top bunk was being occupied, I could see feet. I
followed the feet with my eyes over to the head of the person only to realize this
person was staring at me, and that this person was also black and alot bigger
than me.

He slowly got up to a sitting position then jumped off his bunk and stared at me
as we both stood across from eachother.

CELLMATE
James motherfuckin Shark....., Im surprised.

I didnt know how to react. I didn't know if this nigga would be a hater or a homie.

JFRESH
Yo.... uh...

Fucking awkward. Did I mention this fucking asshole was naked?, the only thing
he had on were some socks. Like THE FUCK?

JFRESH
Nice... socks homie.

He smiled and licked his lips, why the fuck was this nigga licking his lips for?

CELLMATE
You looked down there. I know you did because you noticed my socks.
So tell me Mr.12 inch. Are you impressed?

Like....WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

JFRESH
..........no

He laughed and started to come towards me, I backed away but the space
was so small that my back immidietly hit the wall, he came close to me until
he was face to face with me.

CELLMATE
You changed. I heard alot about you. You use to be a thug. Now your
a pro wrestler. Pro wrestlers are gay and they like to touch men, are you
gay?, because you've been saying alot of fucked up stuff in your interviews
and stuff.

I didnt even want to look at him, I could smell his breathe and everything. I
looked away.

JFRESH
Nigga stop yo, Im at 1 strike, 2 strikes and Im out.

Awkward silence.

CELLMATE
Let me see your dick.

THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE.

JFRESH
Nigga you aint seein it, get off ma dick.

He kissed me on the cheek.

JFRESH
DOG WHAT THE FUCK!

I immidietly grabbed him and threw him onto the floor and kicked
him in the face.

CELLMATE
YES!!!, HARDER!!!, HARDER!!!!!!

I wanted to wipe his slober off of my cheek, and started to
thank Black Jesus that it was my cheek and not my lips.
However there was no sink in this cell, just a toilet, I walked
over to it hoping to get the water from there to wipe off the
slober but instead by going near the toilet, I found out what
this motherfucker ate last night.

CELLMATE
IN THE WORDS OF MIKE TYSON...

I turned around to see that my gay cellmate was standing
up again. This time his socks were off. WHY THE FUCK
DID I KEEP LOOKING DOWN THERE?

CELLMATE
IM GOING TO FUCK YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME

Oh hell nah..., he ran at me and I ran away. YES I RAN
AWAY. I didn't want to risk standing infront of him trying
to catch him with a punch, HE WAS NAKED LIKE COME
ON, I climbed the bunk bed and got on the top bunk, he
began shaking the bunk bed to try and make me fall off but
it wasn't working.

CELLMATE
I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK!!!

He started shaking the bunkbed even more while he kept
telling me that he could make my bed rock.

JFRESH
YOOOOOO PIGS, GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
YO, TIMES ARE ROUGH FOR A STRAIGHT NIGGA

All of a sudden I noticed the bunk beds weren't shaking,
then I noticed that he was climbing the bunk bed, WOW,
JUST GREAT. I jumped off the bunk bed, and he jumped
off the ladder, I quickly sucker punched him.

CELLMATE
YES HARDER

I punched him harder with my other hand.

CELLMATE
HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!

I took a step back and swung as fast and as hard as I could,
my fist met his jaw, and it was goodnight. Knocked the fuck
out, thanks for coming bitch.

1 Hour Later
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..
...

LAWYER
Okay so tell me abit about what Im dealing with. Tell me who is the James Shark
outside of the camera?, I've seen your husband on television and all, sometimes
people like to act up when their on camera for whatever reason, so why dont you
just tell me how he is exactly?

The lawyer looked at Latoya and he had his notepad ready, it was almost like Latoya
was in another therapy session.

LATOYA BANKS
James Shark is exactly the way you see him on tv. 100%. Hes a loudmouth. Hes
violent when he needs to be. He likes to start drama, and he will fuck anything
wearing a skirt, besides people like Casey who wear their moms skirt for whatever
sick reason.

He nodded his head.

INTERVIEWER
Oh interesting.... so I guess it would be safe to say that James desereves this
charge that is being put on him?

Latoya shrugged.

LATOYA BANKS
Mehh, you know I wouldn't say he deserves the charge. If the question is,
is he guilty?, then yes. He is. I mean everyone knows it, everyone saw the
footage.

The lawyer shook his head.

LAWYER
So not only are we dealing with the victims word and detail but we're dealing
with almost a thousand witnesses?, I dont know how Im going to be able to
protect him Ms.Banks, Im sorry.

He was about to get up but Latoya stopped him.

LATOYA BANKS
No wait.... I mean, look all that multiple witnesses bullshit... dont think about
that. I need you to help us. If you watch my boyfriend on tv you'll know that he
is the IWF Champion, he is ranked #1 not only in the IWF, but guess what, the
IWF is the best in the world, which means he is ranked #1 in the fucking world!

LAWYER
The best in the world....is in jail.

He laughed, but Latoya continued.

LATOYA BANKS
Ok I know hes not the best for the company. Yes he has landed IWF in hot
water several times and made the company look bad but... do you think we
care about that?, we have bigger issues here. Some maniac just kidnapped
his wife and we need to stop him, he cant be in jail, he has to showup to
fight on Sunday night.

He gave Latoya a wierd face.

INTERVIEWER
Wait... did you say wife?... I thought hes your boyfriend.

Latoya smiled.

LATOYA BANKS
James Shark is winning, lets just put it that way.

He smiled and nodded.

LAWYER
Okay this is what we're going to do, we're going to bring James in
here, we'll have a talk with him, and we'll go through what we have to
do ok?

Latoya smiled at him and the Lawyer got out his phone, he began to text
someone, I watched him as he just stared down at his phone, after about
a minute of texting, he put his phone on the table and smiled at me.

LAWYER
He should be here any minu-

Suddenly the doors swung open and James Shark got shoved into the
room by two officer, Latoya got up from her seat about to hug her but
one of the officers went infront of her and the other officer pushed Shark
towards an empty seat, sat him down, and looked at the lawyer.

POLICE OFFICER
Careful with this one, he knocked his cellmate out cold.

The officers walked away and closed the door. Latoya looked at
James with a shocked face.

LAWYER
Ok, Hey James, My name i-

Latoya interupted him.

LATOYA BANKS
James what the fuck, how could you, dont fucking do
stuff like that, you cant get into any more trouble.

James slowly looked at her with anger.

JFRESH
I.....got......KISSED

The lawyer smiled.

LAWYER
Ok so lets get start-

Again Latoya interupted him.

LATOYA BANKS
Are you trying to make me feel bad?, I dont care if you got kissed, most
of the girls here look like guys anyways.

James now looked angrier.

JFRESH
It.....wasnt..... a ... chick.

Now the room was silent. So silent. Too Silent.

LAWYER
Ok.... awkward, listen James, I was going through these papers just now
I figured we would have more to talk about but now Im going back to
my old decision earlier which was I cant protect you.

James turned from Latoya to the Lawyer now looking angrier then ever.

JFRESH
I aint stayin here overnight yo. Every single day I take a shower with
either Latoya or Lillian, or both of them, I aint gon take a shower with
a bunch of killers, child molestors, and punk bitches and worry about
dropping the soap.

the Lawyer shrugged.

LAWYER
Look I understand bu-

James Shark interupted him.

JFRESH
YO GUESS WHAT, YOU JUST RECIEVED A MESSAGE, BEEEEEEEEEEP, YO
MOTHERFUCKER, THIS IS JAMES SHARK, GUESS WHAT, YOU THINK YOU
UNDERSTAND BUT YOU DONT, NIGGAS ARE GETTING RAPED OUT HERE
WHILE YOU SITTIN THERE LOOKING FANCY IN YALL SUIT AND SHIT.

LATOYA BANKS


The Lawyer shrugged once again.

LAWYER
Your going to have to plead guilty man.

Latoya shooked her head.

JFRESH
This is some schoolyard bullshit.

Latoya got up from her seat and looked down at the Lawyer, a face that showed
she was getting desperate.

LATOYA BANKS
Cant you say the footage could have been edited???

The Lawyer shook his head.

LAWYER
Editing a footage like that is a possibility, but when they have the victim take a
polygraph test or the people who edit films take a polygraph test, I could lose
my job. You James, are just going to have to plead guilty, I want to help you
man but if you say your innocent your gonna get it worse.

James Shark shook his head all dissapointed as the Lawyer grabbed his suitcase
and walked off.

2 Hours Later
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...

*Adjusts Camera*

Video Blog number two, waddup. I didn't think those mothafuckin pigs
would let me do this... motherfuckas barely let me call peeps, so that was
a surprise...

*Takes Deep Breathe*

Maybe its the least they can do seeing as how that motherfucker in that
cell tried to rape me...... Ima tell yall right now, that wasn't proper, AT ALL.
That was the worst moment, hour, day, and time of my life hands down.

That aint right man.... That.... thats wrong. There are people out there
tryna kiss you and shit... that... thats just fucked up, that mothafucka
wanted to see my dick yo. He wanted to see my dick. Mothafucka.

Unfortunetly for him, you must be a certain height to be able to ride
the 12 inch, and that nigga came up short, as a matter of fact, you must
have a vagina to ride the 12 inch. That right durr is the number one rule.

*Shrugs*

But yo, I just wanted to give a shoutout to ma fans, ma homies, ma niggas.
I just wanted to let yall know whats up. I landed ma ass in jail, and it aint
cool. Go to school mandems, cause yall dont wanna end up here. Mothafuckas
are roaming up in this bitch looking for boyfriends and it aint cool.

But anyways enough about the jail talk, them cops might not even give me
the right amount of time to do this little blog video thing, so I gotta rap this
up quicktime, yah heard?

Latoya was talking to me during visiting hours and she told me about a new
video the mysterious man put up. I want to say its Corey Casey cause I know
its him... but I dont want to hear the whole "It wasn't me Shark, you pissed
alot of people off blah blah blah, its not me, maybe it was my boyfriend Vinny
but it wasn't me, blah blah blah, maybe it was my husband SBGay, but it wasn't
me blah blah blah, it wasn't me James, it wasn't me." So whatever, Ill play his
game and Ill go along and say it isn't you. Im actually glad Im locked up cuz
now that Im here I dont have to watch any of this bullshit the mystery man
does on camera to Lillian. Whatever, its cool doe, Latoya told me about it.

You are one sick son of a bitch Mystery Man. You are one sick son of a bitch.

Okay you know what, Im already tired of doing this, I dont want to feed the
troll so Ima just call you Corey, cause you are Corey. Corey you are one sick
son of a bitch. What did the little rabbit do to you bruh?, Im kinda happy you
be killin em cause they white and all but DOG, those are them bunny rabbits.
I would never be able to kill a rabbit cause whenever I see a rabbit I think of
Bugs Bunny, and Bugs Bunnys a straight up G, Bugs Bunny always has that
carrot in his mouth but we all know its not really a carrot and its secretly a
blunt. Man Bugs Bunnys a G, and you be snappin they necks and shit.

You are one fucked up motherfucker. What kind of a motherfucker does
shit like that?.... oh thats right, I forgot, I forgot that daddy use to beat you
up every night then make love to you, nevermind, your excused for doing
fucked up shit because you had it rough when you were a youngin.

Young Shark was sellin dope on the streets while Young Corey was getting
it on with daddy in the master bedroom. Oh wait, but lets not forget Young
Macdonald, does anyone know what Young Macdonald was doing?,
WHO CARES What Young Macdonald was doing, Ill tell you what he was doing,
squat shit, thats what he was doing, he had a boring life, and he still does.

However Mystery Ma.... I mean Corey Casey. Its funny how you like to play
the "Its not me, dont point fingers at me" game, but when that video airs of
Lillian.... a couple minutes later the screen comes back on and long behold,
theres the biggest white boy I know, Corey Casey running his mouth. Your
not slick dumbass.

But whatever, why dont we go through what you had to say.... from what
I remember, Latoya said that you were flipping out cause yall ownership
is on the line.

Pshhhh, get the fuck out of here pussy. My title is on the line and my
bitch is MIA and getting kicked in the face and you dont see me having
spaz attacks. Do you know why I aint freaking out?, cause I know by the
end of the day.... your mine.

By the end of the night, both you and Macdonald are going to get whooped
and whooped BAD. I know Im going to retain this, and I know my bitch is
coming home and we're going to get it on.

You freaking out is a sign of weakness. You freak out because theres that
possibility that Macdonald gets lucky and beats you, and theres that possibility
that I knock you out. WAIT, I know what you gonna say, you gonna say that
I couldn't knock you out last week.....

Yeah your right homie, I couldn't. Your 100% full of bullshit but your also
100% correct. I couldn't knock you out. I swung, I landed, and you went down
but you got back up. Its funny though.... because other people would've used
that opportunity to say "Im improved, and this is the new me" but instead
you were honest and you storied up the exact same thing I was storying in
my last video blog and that was that I wasn't the same guy in that match.
You got in my head Corey, but now your just a thought. Your not in my head
no more, nope, not no more.

I couldn't knock you out last week, but that man you faced was the same nigga
you dominated in NLWF. When you dominated me in NLWF, I was nervous and
I had alot of thoughts storming through my mind. Last week, you faced that same
man. I was nervous and I had A LOT of things on my mind. Do you want to know
what James Shark is going to showup this week?, Ill tell you.

The Best James Shark Yall White Bois Have Ever SEEN.

Im going to be a hundred times better then I was when I knocked you out cold
one on one on Battle Grounds, and Im going to be a thousand times better then
I was when I knocked you out cold in the Tag Match with Brandon.

That right there, is a fucking scary feeling. Cause right now, Im STILL ranked
#1 in IWF, right now, I STILL hold the record for having the best record, holding
two different IWF titles, and being the best at what I do. I still hold those records
motherfucker. Its a scary feeling cause I have been on a tear. Lately I've been
slacking but thats the past.

Everyones doubting me. You and Macdonald are both saying how this is
like Demolition Day all over again, except theres an overrated black man
in the match.

You fuckers are out of yo mind. Both of you have actually SNAPPED.
I understand that You and Brandon can sell tickets and have a huge huge huge
rivalry, and both of you can tear the roof off of an arena. I understand that
nigga, but both of you idiots needa recognize that with James Shark in the
mix, with me... in between you two, thats just like adding gasoline into the
fire homie, straight up.

Its also funny how BOTH of you compare it to Demolition Day even though
Corey, you got your ass whooped at Demolition Day. I know you whooped
Brandons ass at Bloody Sunday, but you know what?, I think this match is
alot like Bloody Sunday.

Stick with me on this one for a moment. I aint comparing it to Bloody
Sunday because I think your going to win Casey, Im comparing it to
Bloody Sunday because of the match......

James Shark vs Jason Hawk vs Death Angel.
Triple Threat Match for the IWF Full Throttle Championship.

In my 2nd defense of holding a title, Im in another triple threat situation.
This aint no one on one bullshit, this is a triple threat match and alot of
factors get involved and its just one tricky complicated matchup that not
even the fuckin asians on the roster can figure out.

Jason Hawk.... he could be more like you. Death Angel.... he can be like
Brandon in this situation.

Jason Hawk returned... FROM THE FUCKING DEAD... and he scared the
shit out of me homie. IM NOT GONNA LIE. I was like "The fuck??", I mean
we all thought this motherfucker was dead, so when he came back to life,
that was already more mind games then you can imagine. Jason was playing
mind games with me to get my title, and at the end of the day, Jason Hawk
came to my house, mind fucked me, and stole my stuff, and never appeared
again.

In all seriousness.... he got in my mind, got my title. Thats what you wanna do
Casey, you wanna get in my head and get my title. Your not my head. You
wont get my title.

BMAC is the Death Angel in this match because when that triple threat match
went down, nobody gave a fuck about Death Angel, that match was all Hawk vs Shark.
I expect this match to be all Shark vs Casey, all day everyday.

Brandon Macdonald is one hell of a superstar but he hasn't been around lately,
lately hes just been showing up and being in awkward situations like being a Reff
in a match.....

Point is, in that match I lost because I got played out. There was a lot of mind games
involved and I wasn't thinking straight. It was my first ever title, and my first ever
title defense. I got kicked out of my own championship match, and Hawk pinned
Angel for the win.... a pin that came from my knockout.

This triple threat match is going to be different. Im going to come in there, and
Im going to swing with everything I have. Im too quick, too strong, and too good
for a sick fuck and a ring rusted peice of shit.

But right now... Im not gonna lie. I might not even be making it to....From The
Ashes. I hate sayin it but... It just might not happen. Im locked up, Im getting
all these problems stacking up and stacking up on me and I just dont know
whats gonna happen.

I shouldn't be the one charged for Sexual Assualt, that should be Casey, hes
the one raping Rabbits and shit.

But anyways, I will break out of prison if I have to just to showup and defend
this title. I have a lot on the line. Yall have yo ownerships on the line?, I have
my title on the line, my wife on the line, my pride on the line.

If I lose this match... and thats a big IF, how am I suppose to take in the
fact that I've won two titles here, and lost them both at the first defense, like
I can win titles but I cant defend them? fuck that.

Im telling all of you fans and both of those punks, FUCK THAT.

It aint gonna happen. Im ready for this. Casey thinks I wont do anything to
defend this title. Hes crazy. That nigga is crazy. People should stop watching
him or listening to the shit he has to say cause everything that comes out of
his mouth is straight up bullshit. He just wants attention.

Fact is, all three of us will do anything for this title. Casey proved he'll do
anything by just kidnapping my bittie. Brandon proved he'll do anything
for it by..... you know what?

You know what I just realized?, I just realized Brandon Macdonald SUCKS.
Hes incredibly overrated. I mean yo, back when we were boys and all, and
he had just got done defending his title against Dan, he came up to me and
he was all like "Yo Shark, your my boy, be honest, how did I do" I was his
boy but I wasn't about to tell him he got his ass kicked by Dan Alexander.

The moment I saw that I knew I would be able to KNOCKOUT Brandon
Macdonald, on any given day, any given night, any given matchup.

I think I proved this by knocking out Dan Alexander TWICE. Not once,
but TWICE. I think I proved I can beat Corey by knocking out Corey
TWICE.

Does anyone remember when Corey got his ass DOMINATED and
DESTROYED by Nick Ridicule?, do yall remember that?, yall remember
when Nick Ridicule slapped Corey like the little girl he is?

Do yall remember when I smacked up Nick Ridicule after Casey and
four other men failed to do so?, I dominated Nick like nobody has ever
done. Something Corey was unable to do. I knocked Dan out twice, and
have two wins over him, something Brandon and nobody else has done
in the IWF.

See... you white boys are quick to judge me. Yall are quick to make
predictions and say "Oh brandon is going to win" or quick to say
"Oh Corey is going to win" Yall are just way too quick. All I can say
is bet against me and Im going to steal your house. Your cars, and
everything you have.

Bet against me and I will fuck up yo life, and leave you in DEPTHS.
Vote on me. Put yo money on Sharky, and yall will live the life of a
paid and made Gangster.

Im willing to do anything for this championship. Corey proved
he will. Brandon hasn't. Will he prove it on Sunday?, no....no
he wont. He'll be too busy laying on the floor with a flashlight
shining in his eyes. Im going to shock the world Sunday night.

I feel as though ma black ass has done ALOT in this company but
yet I will never get the recognition I desereve just because my
name is James Shark.

Things are about to change. I think I proved time and time again
that Im not an overhyped black man, but hey, once again... This
Sunday, yall are just going to have to "Believe the Hype"

One Two
Coreys Homo for You.

Three Four
BMACs a Whore.

Five Six
Yall better get off ma dick.

Seven Eight
I smell SharkBait.

Nine Ten
Double Swag Out AGAIN


Shark smirks then runs to the ropes. He rebounds and run towards Corey
and Brandon. Shark jumps over the top rope and on his way down he
connects a jaw breaking hook on both men and both men crumble to the
ground.

Rick – DOUBLE FLYING SWAG OUT!!!

Johnny – YES!! I was praying for a knockout! I GOT TWO!!!

Outside the ring James Shark stands tall over Corey Casey and Brandon Macdonald as he holds his title high in the air.