[16:39:26 19/09/12] @ Stygian : That's a Jackalope
[16:39:45 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Fiercest creature in Wyoming
[16:41:10 19/09/12] Ethan Drake : Still may I use it?
[16:41:24 19/09/12] @ Stygian : And that quote was from John Wesley Powell's journals, it's already published, so I wouldn't
[16:41:41 19/09/12] @ Stygian : That's how Powell lost the one arm.
[16:42:21 19/09/12] Ethan Drake : Damn . . . . . I need a creature like that.
[16:43:36 19/09/12] @ Stygian :
[16:43:42 19/09/12] @ Stygian : You ever see that you RUN
[16:43:46 19/09/12] Jack Savage : hello people
[16:43:57 19/09/12] @ Stygian : That fucking thing will kill you
[16:44:04 19/09/12] @ Stygian : And it doesn't go down easy
[16:44:27 19/09/12] @ Stygian : I had to put 6 30-06 shells into the one I saw down by Saratoga, Wyoming
[16:44:47 19/09/12] @ Stygian : They aren't seen much out of Wyoming
[16:44:52 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Thankfully
[16:45:18 19/09/12] @ Cody Taylor : the fuck is that thing
[16:45:36 19/09/12] @ Stygian : That is a Wyoming Jackalope
[16:45:50 19/09/12] @ Cody Taylor : That is one fucked up creature
[16:45:52 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Well, there are only Wyoming Jackalopes, but still
[16:46:07 19/09/12] @ Stygian : It's the size of a very large dog
[16:46:24 19/09/12] @ Stygian : It's got about four inch claws, fully extended
[16:46:24 19/09/12] Jack Savage : Hey it's the UECW Pure Champion
[16:46:26 19/09/12] Tiffani Michaels : holy
[16:46:35 19/09/12] Tiffani Michaels : I thought it was some kind of weird mutant bunny
[16:46:57 19/09/12] @ Cody Taylor : I want one
[16:47:00 19/09/12] @ Stygian : It could be Tiffani, we don't know where this unholy beast came from
[16:47:06 19/09/12] @ Stygian : NO YOU DON'T
[16:47:32 19/09/12] Tiffani Michaels : dangerous are they?
[16:47:40 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Dude, I was working at the Lazy Bar S down by Saratoga Wyoming
[16:47:41 19/09/12] @ Cody Taylor : OMG STYGIAN... If I Do Not, then Can I have HJawky?
[16:47:56 19/09/12] Tiffani Michaels : I don't know why I oddly sound like Yoda
[16:48:01 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Keeping predators off the property
[16:48:17 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Wolves, foxes and the like
[16:48:37 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Fucking Jackalope busted through the fence
[16:48:43 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Went right for the herd
[16:48:58 19/09/12] @ Stygian : I had to put six 30-06 rounds into him to put him down
[16:49:14 19/09/12] @ Stygian : And when I went up there, he still wasn't dead til I put the last one in the back of his head
[16:49:15 19/09/12] Tiffani Michaels : that's a horrible story!
[16:49:34 19/09/12] @ Stygian : For those of you playing the home game
[16:49:35 19/09/12] @ Cody Taylor : Remind me to stay the fuck away from Wyoming
[16:49:42 19/09/12] @ Stygian : The 30-06 is a big fucking round
[16:49:48 19/09/12] Tiffani Michaels : I'm sad now
[16:50:22 19/09/12] Brandon Macdonald : This is the only time i'll ever enjoy my homework
[16:50:50 19/09/12] @ Stygian : https://youtu.be/XtRyL-PipjI
[16:51:02 19/09/12] @ Stygian : There's on Aught Six into a man-sized target
[16:51:13 19/09/12] @ Stygian : This sumbitch took six of them and didn't go down
[16:51:37 19/09/12] Ethan Drake : Lol.
[16:51:46 19/09/12] Brandon Macdonald : Fuckin astronomy
[16:51:57 19/09/12] Jack Savage : this is just great
[16:52:07 19/09/12] @ Stygian : I thought about getting the 12 gague to finish him off
[16:52:19 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Cause I had a truck with a small arsenal
[16:52:44 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Just to hunt the various predators, or to put down a sick one form the herd or whatever
[16:53:15 19/09/12] @ Cody Taylor : It has also been said that the jackalope can convincingly imitate any sound, including the human voice. It uses this ability to elude pursuers, chiefly by using phrases such as "There he goes! That way!"
[16:53:22 19/09/12] @ Stygian : I had a 12 gague, a 30-06, a 45, a 22 and some tannerite
[16:53:25 19/09/12] @ Cody Taylor : LMAO WHAT THE FUCK.
[16:53:46 19/09/12] @ Stygian : It's sort of like a parrot
[16:53:55 19/09/12] @ Cody Taylor : Your shitting me?
[16:53:55 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Like, if you listen for it, you can pick it out
[16:54:00 19/09/12] @ Stygian : No sir
[16:54:00 19/09/12] Tiffani Michaels : so I was right
[16:54:06 19/09/12] Tiffani Michaels : it's a mutant!
[16:54:10 19/09/12] @ Stygian : It's the deadliest fucking predator on the planet
[16:54:13 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Well, on land
[16:54:24 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Maybe a shark is worse
[16:54:47 19/09/12] @ Cody Taylor : The FUCK KIND OF HYBRID SHIT IS THIS
[16:55:05 19/09/12] @ Stygian : But on land...The Jacalope is easily the deadliest thing I've ever seen
[16:55:17 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Bigger than a wolf
[16:55:21 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Smarter thana bear
[16:55:27 19/09/12] @ Stygian : More agile than a cougar
[16:55:48 19/09/12] @ Stygian : These are animals I encountered at the Lazy Bar S
[16:55:54 19/09/12] @ Stygian : When I'd work sumemrs tehre
[16:56:11 19/09/12] @ Stygian : The Jackalope is the only one that remotely scares me
[16:57:13 19/09/12] @ Stygian : I've put a 30-06 round into every one of those animals
[16:57:33 19/09/12] @ Stygian : The only ones who took more than one, were the bear, and he only took 2, and the Jackalope.
[16:57:49 19/09/12] @ Cody Taylor : ..... Styg you sound like one of them old men from the movies that sit in a dark corner of the bar warning hunters
[16:57:59 19/09/12] @ Stygian : I could be
[16:57:59 19/09/12] Jack Savage : this place is going to be off the hook
[16:58:17 19/09/12] @ Stygian : I've seen people come in from out of state to hunt the Jackalope
[16:58:51 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Every year they come through Green River, because it's the best place to jump off into one of the bigger Jackalope runs int he state
[16:59:06 19/09/12] @ Stygian : They buy their guns, their ammo, their supplies and their booze
[16:59:24 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Last year a bunch of yahoos from California came in, thoguht they were going to get one each
[17:00:03 19/09/12] @ Cody Taylor : HE LEGIT SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF THEM OLD GUYS NOW
[17:00:15 19/09/12] Tiffani Michaels : lmao
[17:00:29 19/09/12] @ Stygian : They got ONE. One of them was mauled and lost an arm, the other one looks like Harvey Dent.
[17:00:59 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Six men took down ONE Jackalope, and they got legit mauled
[17:01:06 19/09/12] @ Cody Taylor : lmao Im bored Imma remake twitter since I kinda killed my current one
[17:01:19 19/09/12] @ Stygian : The only reason I got the one I did was because he must have been hungry
[17:01:40 19/09/12] @ Stygian : He cared more about taking down one of those sheep than my piddly ass in my Chevy
[17:02:33 19/09/12] Tiffani Michaels : you should follow me
[17:02:48 19/09/12] Ethan Drake : Lol.
[17:02:56 19/09/12] @ Stygian : So yeah, if you ever find yourself in Wyoming, and you see a Jackalope? JUST FUCKING RUN
[17:03:02 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Get in your car and floor it
[17:03:26 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Highway Patrol will let you off for speeding if you say you were running from a Jackalope
[17:03:28 19/09/12] @ Cody Taylor : @CodyTaylorIWF Follow NAO
[17:03:29 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Legit
[17:04:38 19/09/12] @ Cody Taylor : trust I aint going no where near Wyoming now
[17:05:05 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : halla
[17:05:35 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : dude
[17:05:40 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : ladies and gents
[17:05:42 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : we need a new gfx guru
[17:05:50 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : since vossy and hostyle are gone
[17:05:58 19/09/12] @ Cody Taylor : I found Tiffani's Twitta
[17:06:18 19/09/12] Tiffani Michaels : yay!
[17:06:35 19/09/12] * Cody Taylor slowly backs away
[17:06:36 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : o.O.o
[17:07:07 19/09/12] * Cody Taylor runs away from Corey
[17:07:50 19/09/12] Brandon Macdonald : Hai CC
[17:07:57 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : hai bmac
[17:07:58 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey :
[17:08:06 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : LMAO johnny cage
[17:08:07 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : i love it
[17:08:17 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Like CC drunk on Jack and with a Nick Ridicule mad-on...even THAT isn't as scary as a fucking Jackalope
[17:08:41 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : wow
[17:08:49 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : that's a pretty terrifying creature
[17:09:21 19/09/12] @ Stygian :
[17:09:27 19/09/12] Tiffani Michaels : it legits looks like a mutant bunny
[17:09:31 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Yeah, it is
[17:09:41 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : wtf?!
[17:09:43 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : hot damn
[17:09:56 19/09/12] @ Stygian : That's a Jackalope, CC
[17:10:11 19/09/12] @ Cody Taylor : Only person who would fight a Jackalope.... a Drunk Corey Casey
[17:10:12 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : that's six shades of fucked
[17:10:32 19/09/12] @ Stygian : If you see one, it's seven
[17:10:35 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : dude
[17:10:37 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : i'd take it on
[17:10:42 19/09/12] @ Stygian : They'll attack humans without a secodn thought
[17:10:44 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : i'd grab it by the horns
[17:10:46 19/09/12] Tiffani Michaels : holy crap on a cracker
[17:10:56 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : and swing that sumbitch 'round and 'round
[17:10:59 19/09/12] @ Stygian : You do that CC
[17:11:13 19/09/12] @ Cody Taylor : LMAO you can tell Corey's got that Irish blood in him
[17:11:20 19/09/12] @ Stygian : The horns are barbed and venomous
[17:11:27 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : LOL
[17:11:33 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : i'd take my shirt off first
[17:11:38 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : wrap it 'round my mitts
[17:11:42 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : and give that thing whatfor
[17:11:46 19/09/12] @ Stygian : It'll shred your palm, and you'll be dosed with neurotoxin
[17:12:01 19/09/12] @ Cody Taylor : I'd legit pay to see that fight
[17:12:11 19/09/12] @ Stygian : CC
[17:12:28 19/09/12] @ Stygian : I put six 30-06 rounds into one, and I still needed to double tap it at the end
[17:12:30 19/09/12] @ Cody Taylor : COREY CASEY VS THE JACKALOPE > Mayweather Vs Manny
[17:12:51 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : LMAO
[17:13:06 19/09/12] @ Stygian : You city folks just don't understand the ferocity of this creature
[17:13:08 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : jesus christ
[17:13:17 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : dude is this thing the fucking sasquatch or something?
[17:13:21 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : is it armor plated?
[17:13:34 19/09/12] @ Stygian : It is frighteningly real
[17:13:50 19/09/12] Rosalie Knight : something like that
[17:14:17 19/09/12] @ Stygian : It's bones are denser that they should be for an animal of that size
[17:14:31 19/09/12] Rosalie Knight : wyoming has some terrifying wildlife
[17:14:35 19/09/12] @ Stygian : And it's ribcage extends almost tot he him, and the boned kinda overlap
[17:14:43 19/09/12] @ Stygian : to the hip*
[17:14:52 19/09/12] @ Stygian : So center mass is hard to hit
[17:15:13 19/09/12] @ Stygian : It's low to the ground, so you never get a shot at it's belly
[17:15:20 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey :
[17:15:21 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : ok
[17:15:24 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : that is terrifying
[17:15:43 19/09/12] @ Stygian : The growth from the horns wraps around the skull under the scalp, so head shots are out
[17:15:48 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Best place to shoot it?
[17:15:52 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Under the chin
[17:15:59 19/09/12] @ Stygian : But you have to have hurt it a lot
[17:16:04 19/09/12] @ Stygian : And get really close
[17:16:18 19/09/12] @ Cody Taylor : Fuck shooting it... you see it you get th fuck out of wyoming
[17:17:10 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : LOL
[17:17:24 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : what an odd looking creature
[17:17:25 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : srsly
[17:18:12 19/09/12] Tiffani Michaels : like I said, mutant bunny
[17:18:14 19/09/12] @ Cody Taylor : Is it wrong I can Picture Shark walking up to it and saying "Sup ma Creepy lil Nigguh?"
[17:18:23 19/09/12] Brandon Macdonald : A jackalope isnt real LOL
[17:18:24 19/09/12] Tiffani Michaels : it does not come with Easter eggs!
[17:18:33 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Seriously, they're such a problem that Jackalope hunting licenses are free in DOuglas, Wyoming
[17:18:34 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : LMAO
[17:19:03 19/09/12] @ Stygian : But, god help you
[17:19:12 19/09/12] Ethan Drake : Lol.
[17:19:21 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Best way to kill them is with explosives.
[17:19:40 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : dude is this thing legit?
[17:19:54 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Damn right it is
[17:19:58 19/09/12] Brandon Macdonald : Its as real as a Polar Beaver
[17:20:08 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : LOL
[17:20:11 19/09/12] @ Stygian : I would not bullshit you on Wyoming Wildlife
[17:20:18 19/09/12] Brandon Macdonald : Or the ManBearPig
[17:20:41 19/09/12] @ Stygian : No, Brandon, it's real. I've seen them.
[17:20:46 19/09/12] @ Stygian : I killed one.
[17:21:07 19/09/12] Brandon Macdonald : They are not real LOL
[17:21:11 19/09/12] Brandon Macdonald : They're like griffins
[17:21:20 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Says the Canadian
[17:21:30 19/09/12] @ Stygian : They don't go into Canada, it's too cold
[17:21:33 19/09/12] Brandon Macdonald : Mythical creatures
[17:21:41 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : LOL
[17:21:42 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Look, these fuckers call them money Looney Tunes
[17:21:52 19/09/12] @ Stygian : That's all you need to know
[17:22:04 19/09/12] Ethan Drake : As a matter of fact not all mythical creatures are mythical.
[17:22:04 19/09/12] @ Stygian : Canada has never had to face the terror of the Jackalope
[17:22:28 19/09/12] Brandon Macdonald : A jackalope is LOL
[17:22:30 19/09/12] Ethan Drake : We have worse shit than the mutant bunny to deal with.
[17:22:48 19/09/12] @ Stygian : People say it's a myth because they don't want to admit such a creature exists
[17:23:11 19/09/12] Jack Savage : hello all
[17:23:12 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : #Terrified
[17:23:15 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : hiya savage
[17:23:16 19/09/12] @ Stygian : And you bastards never have to, because we're here, in Wyoming, hunting and protecting these things, keeping them within our borders
[17:23:18 19/09/12] Brandon Macdonald : We have to deal with the Ogopogo
[17:23:20 19/09/12] Ethan Drake : Well you can tell both of those pictures are crop edied.
[17:23:47 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : savage
[17:23:51 19/09/12] @ Corey Casey : did u want a match this week?
[17:24:02 19/09/12] @ Stygian : GOD DAMMIT BRANDON, I AT LEAST HAD CODY AND I WOULD HAVE HAD CC YOU CANADIAN BUMBACLOT!
Subject: Cody learns not to come to Wyoming 
Wed Sep 19, 2012 7:30 pm
