After Battle Grounds 64

Subject: After Battle Grounds 64 Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:19 pm

Chuck watches the monitor backstage, as Griffin Hawkins tries to explain things to a very nervous-looking Alexander Remington. Chuck smirks, and shuts the TV off. He frowns as he approaches the door, muttering under his breath.

Chuck Matthews: "I might have to look into that."

He grunts softly to himself, and opens the locker room door, only to stop in his tracks. His quizzical frown slowly breaks into a small grin.

Chuck Matthews: "I can't say I expected to see you here...can I help you?"

He opens the door, and motions them inside...

Subject: Re: After Battle Grounds 64 Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:52 pm

TJ Tilli: Motherfucker. Look who it is! Chuckleberry Finn! Lookie here, mate. FINALLY, I have come to the IWF. How cool is that? How cool is that? Very. But I'm not here to be a full-time wrestler. No, I'm just here to fuck shit up 24/7, 365 days a year.

He smirks at Chuck and lies on one of the benches available in the locker room.

TJ Tilli: Surely there's something I can do...to shake things up?

Subject: Re: After Battle Grounds 64 Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:57 pm

Brandon walks up to them from out of nowhere

Brandon Macdonald: "Oh I'll show you shaking things up""

Brandon reaches out and shakes Chuck's hand

Brandon Macdonald: "Boom, shaken AND stirred"

Subject: Re: After Battle Grounds 64 Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:04 pm

Chuck strokes his chin, thinking. He smirks.

Chuck Matthews: "I might have just the thing for you, old buddy."

He takes out his phone, punching in a number. Tilli looks over, and Chuck holds a finger up, motioning for quiet.

Chuck Matthews: "Hey, it's Chuck........Uh, pretty good, thanks. You?......uh-huh...........As interesting as that is, I actually called for a reason. I might have someone else for you...........no, we have history. The guy's legit.............Yeah............No, not that I'm aware............Are you serious?"

He shakes his head, holding the phone from his ear.

Chuck Matthews: "You have the papers to be in America, right?"

He doesn't wait for a response, instead just turning his attention back to the phone.

Chuck Matthews: "Yeah, he does. Quit worrying........No, I'll make the announcement next week.....exactly as we planned, I know. I got it.......ok. Thanks. Bye-"

He suddenly turns a deep shade of red.

Chuck Matthews: "Love you too."

He quickly hangs up, frowning. He looks over at Tilli.

Chuck Matthews: "How would you like to join me for a little party I'm planning?"

Subject: Re: After Battle Grounds 64 Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:08 pm

TJ Tilli: Who doesn't love a good party. And yeah, I'm legit

He smirks and punches Chuck on the arm.

TJ Tilli: Oh, Old Macdonald. How's the farm?

He smirks again and turns back to Chuck.

TJ Tilli: You know where to find me.

Subject: Re: After Battle Grounds 64 Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:09 pm

Brandon looks at Chuck and Tilli

Brandon: "Are you just going to ignore me, you ass butts?""

Subject: Re: After Battle Grounds 64 Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:10 pm

Chuck looks at Brandon.

Chuck Matthews: ".....assbutt?"

Subject: Re: After Battle Grounds 64 Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:12 pm

TJ Tilli: I asked you how your farm was, Old Macdonald

He looks at BMac with a questioning look.

Subject: Re: After Battle Grounds 64 Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:13 pm

Brandon throws his arms up in the air

Brandon: "Yeah, you heard me. Ass butts. What are you gonna do about it?""

Subject: Re: After Battle Grounds 64 Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:44 am

I turn the corner, heading out to the parking lot, massaging my temples as i exhale slowly. What a fucking night...

All of a sudden I hear a commotion. I turn and see Brandon Macdonald, Chuck Matthews and TJ Tilli all standing in an office screaming about ass butts. I chuckle softly and shake my head as Brandon pipes up again

Brandon Macdonald
Yeah, you heard me. Ass butts. What are you gonna do about it?

A bemused smile appears on my face as I continue to walk past the office, still chuckling to myself. I utter the phrase "assbutts" softly under my breath, causing my bemused smile to spread wider

Corey Casey
Assbutts...Jesus Christ, Axle must've fucked him up worse than I thought...

Subject: Re: After Battle Grounds 64 Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:36 pm

Brandon stopped looking at Chuck and Tilli and looked around

Brandon Macdonald: "Is it just me, or does it suddenly feel more douchbag-y around here?"

Subject: Re: After Battle Grounds 64 Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:52 pm

TJ Tilli.
Yeah, I can feel it. Something so douchy about this place right now.

Brandon Macdonald.
Weird..

Suddenly the boys notice that Chuck is gone.

Brandon Macdonald.
Wait.. Where did Chuck go?

TJ Tilli.
He is right.. where is he?

All of a sudden loud music can be heard and the room feels with smoke. Brandon and TJ stand there confused as fuck!

Corey Casey.
WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE ASSBUTTS?!?

Brandon Macdonald.
Haha! You said Assbutt! But seriously, I don't know.

A loud crash is heard and the three men turn around to see a glorious sight!

Jason Hawn and Chuck Matthews are sitting behind a desk.

After Battle Grounds 64 Awpsnew

Jason Hawk.
KAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Chuck Matthews.
Welcome back to the Alison Williams Peep Show!

Jason Hawk.
Tonight we promise that you will see Alison fuck absolutely everything with a pulse and no one is safe!

Chuck Matthews
You will also love it because you do not even have a choice! It says so in the rules!

Jason Hawk.
So which one of you three fuckers wanna go in there first?!?

Jason points to the door behind him. The three men all look more confused than the next.

Corey Casey.
…..Alison Williams has been banned from ever setting a foot inside of an IWF arena again

Chuck Matthews.
Oh yeah.. I forgot about that.. awkward..

Jason Hawk.
What? No Peep Show?

TJ Tilli leans closer to Brandon and whispers.

TJ Tilli.
I haven't seen a grown man cry like that seens the last time I beat him.

Jason Hawk.
I HEARD THAT!!!

Jason leaps from behind the desk and tackles TJ Tilli to the ground. The two continue to brawl as Brandon and Corey just step aside and watch. Loud chews can be heard from the back of the room. Brandon and Corey turn around to see Chuck eating popcorn.

Brandon Macdonald
Care to share?

Chuck Matthews.
No! My popcorn!

Brandon Macdonald.
Why do you always have to wear your meanypants?

Suddenly loud moans are heard from the inside of the room and the fight stops.

Jason Hawk.
Wait.. I thought you said Alison wasn't allowed to be here?

Chuck Matthews.
I saw someone go in there earlier. I just assumed it was Alison. I could be wrong though.

Jason Hawk.
I hope it is Ruby Winters. Her tits are as big as orangutangs! So bouncy!

TJ Tilli.
Orangutangs? You like your tits orange and hairy?

Jason Hawk.
Shat it you!

Jason Hawk grabs TJ Tilli and throws him towards the door. He crashes through the door.

Corey Casey.
I never knew you were strong enough to make such destruction.

Jason Hawk.
I learned a few things in Japan.

Brandon Macdonald.
So that's where you've been.

Jason Hawk.
Yeah, I never told you? Oops.. my bad..

TJ Tilli.
Aaaaaahhhh! Make it stop!!

The four men take a look inside the room.

TJ Tilli.
I don't know what's going on here!!!!

Inside the room TJ Tilli hangs upside down, still fully dressed except that his shoes and socks have been removed. On a little stool next to him stands Alison Williams and sucks on his feet.

Jason Hawk.
Alison!!

Chuck Matthews.
I never knew she had at foot fetish.

Brandon Macdonald.
Adur! She has every fetish there is!

Corey Casey.
Stupid whore...

???
Let me out of here!

All four men look in the direction from where the voice came from. There they see Hostyle Jones all tied up.

Alison Williams.
I told you to shut up, K!?

Alison walks over to Hostyle and slaps him across the face with a enormous dildo.

Corey Casey.
That traitor!!

Corey runs into the room, grabs the enormous dildo and starts beating the life out of Hostyle with it.

Corey Casey.
Ingrate!!!

He screams in Hostyle's face after every hit.

Chuck Matthews.
Well.. this has been interesting.

Jason Hawk.
Shit dude.. we are out of time. This has been Jason Hawk.

Chuck Matthews.
Chuck Matthews.

Brandon Macdonald.
And Brandon Macdonald.

Jason Hawk.
We're signing off and remember to join us next time when we..

Chuck Matthews.
Brandon? Would you do us the honors

Brandon Macdonald.
Gladly. Join as next time when we TAKE A PEEP!

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