MONSTER!!!

Astro: I have partner?

Staff: Yes, you have a partner.

Astro: What partner?

Staff: The IWF Impact Champion. Connor.

Astro: Champion?

Staff: Yes, he is a champion.

Astro: No, I am champion.

Staff: No. Connor is the champion.

Astro: But I am better. I come from The One. I know The One.

Staff: Okay. I just need to inform you sir.

Astro: Wait. Why is Rose man mean?

Staff: What?

Astro: Mr. Rose man is mean to me. I am good man. Did he take the Chronic?

The staff man blankly looks at him.

Staff: I have no idea on Mr. Rose's drug habits. That is not my concern.

Astro: This Rose man needs to be saved.

The staff man walks away.

Astro: I am the champion Mr. Connor. Not you. I am more powerful. I will beat

Rose man and....

Astro looks around. He does not know who Rose's partner is. He starts walking

around backstage. As he walks around he sees a snack table.

Astro: Food source?

He reaches for some cookies.

Astro: Mmmmmm! Good food.

He turns to a nearby lady.

Astro: This is good food source.

The lady slowly nods and walks away. Astro tries some chips and salsa. Then a

few bagels. Then he spots a shiny machine. Steam came out of it. He touched

it and it was hot. He touched a valve. Black steamy liquid came out. He

studied the machine more. He saw a plug connected to the wall. He took it

off. Then he put his mouth under the valve. He pushed it.

Astro: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

He screamed a terrifying scream.

Astro: HEEEELLLP!!! MEE!! AHH!!! WHA:OWWAHAHAHWEAHQHWWHA!!!!!

He fell on the floor and started rolling around. He rolled all the way down

the hall. He rolled until his foot hit a chair. He looked up. There was a

screen. And a keyboard. He looked at the screen. It was the Showtime Card. He

looked at his name.

Astro: THATS ME!!

He looked more. He saw Rose's partner. Horcrux Lave.

Astro: UUGGLLY!! HE IS CHRONIC MONSTER!! MUST KILL!!!

Astro runs down the hall.