Im A Nigga , Im A Monster , Im A Killah

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James Shark (7-2-0) vs Dan Alexander (1-1-1)
Catacalysm 2
Im A Monster... Im A Killah
Roleplay 10

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Saturday. Saturday. Oh motherfucker best believe its Saturday.
This day took its time. It loafted hard. Now its finally here.

Say your prayers motherfucker, your gonna get knocked out cold.
I wont regret a single punch I throw, I wont regret anything I do to you.

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THURSDAY JUNE 9th 2011
10:35 am
DRIVING TO : PRESS CONFERENCE

Yesterday was a crazy crazy night. Shit was proper last night.
Ill get to that later.

Right now I was on my way to the press confrence. Its amazing how the
James Shark press confrences work. Usually press confrences are filled with
more than one big name. The James Shark confrences is basically just a
question and answer with me.

Im the only one on the table, filled in a big room with question hungry reporters
and media. Its not even a IWF Press Confrence thing. Its too hype up the fight
and all but you would think my opponent would be there. Thats not the case.
Thats how big of a name I am. I have my own press confrence.

This one is gonna suck. Thats what I think. Im way too tired. Its almost 11 am, I
should be sleeping by now. I do tend to get a bit lazy. Im not cut out for all this
fame and fortune. Im just cut out to fight... to wrestle.. to knock people out. I
was never meant to be famous.

If you know my history... I was just not cut out to be a celebrity or a big name.

Anyways, the road was long, and the drive was even longer. It was an ugly morning.
The clouds were dark, the wind was cold. It just looked like it was going to rain or
something... or maybe a big storm would come out of nowhere.

This press confrence wasn't even my idea. I was doing it for a specific reason. I
auctually didn't even agree to come. This whole press confrence thing.. it was
suppose to be yesterday, but yesterday... like I said... shit was proper.

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YESTERDAY (ONE DAY AGO)
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WEDNESDAY JUNE 8th 2011
4:00 pm
BEACH PARTY

I woke up feeling good. Really good. Yesterday I put in the finest training session
The best I ever had. The best I ever had. I wasn't even sore. I was used to it.
I proved to the whole world how bigger, better and stronger the new James Shark
was. Now it was just time for me to show the world an even better James Shark then
the one last week.

Those were the kinds of things that were going through my mind. The training, my
conditioning, and Dan Alexander. Expecially Dan Alexander. That ugly douchebag
was in my head almost every hour, every minute. Defiently everyday.

Even though I was at a beach party with the homies and gyaldems and Latoya.
The ugly douchebag popped into my head. I wanted to hurt him really bad.
Not alot of people understood why.

It wasn't a secret I didn't want to fight him, and it wasn't really a reason why
this was personal to me. People seem to forget why I had hate for this man.
Hate with passion.

Speaking of hate... Latoyas face read it all.

LATOYA BANKS
wow what the fuck??

She was looking towards her left. I looked down where the beach was.
There was a pizza boy coming our way. I looked back at her. Yup. She
was eyeing him down hard. It looked like she wanted to kill him.

JAMES SHARK
Why the frown and shit shawty?

She looked at me, then back at the pizza boy who was almost to us.
I smiled, I think I knew why she had the look on her face.

LATOYA BANKS
How many pizza boxes did you order???

I shrugged, she gave me a dissapointed look. The pizza boy came over to
our private table. He set the seven boxes of pizza down on the table. My
stomach rumbled. I could tell Latoya was still giving me a dirty look.

PIZZA BOY
Here you go sir. Your other four boxes are in the car along with
the wings and drinks you ordered.

LATOYA BANKS
WHAT!!??

He looked at her, jumping. She startled him. Now it looked like she
was about to go green and turn into some next Incredible Hulk
Chick on me. I stood up, put my hand on the pizza boys shoulder.

JAMES SHARK
Listen white boy, I can explain, see, she dont like it when
them pizza dudes forget the wings in the car. Shawty loves
her wings, I dont blame her, us niggas gotta have our wings.

When you forget a black persons wings, its like yo white hillbilly
punk ass, come all the way here, to tell us "Im white and you
black people will have to wait while I get your chicken'""

Why the HELL do we have to wait to get our chicken dawg??

Now Latoya Banks stood up, she got infront of me and
was face to face with the pizza boy, he took a step back
she looked ready to explode.

PIZZA BOY
I.... Im sorry mam, I will get the wings as fast as I ca-

LATOYA BANKS
NO!!!!!!!!!

Startled. He jumped up again, almost falling down the stairs
behind him. I began to laugh.

LATOYA BANKS
I dont want the fucking wings!, keep the four boxes of pizza!,
keep the other boxes of wings!, seven boxes is more then
enough to fill up four people right??

He looked at her, but when he looked at me I began shaking
my head, trying to tell him to say no. He pussied out and nodded.

PIZZA BOY
Yes.... Ye...Yes, more than enough.

LATOYA BANKS
Gooooood

She gave him a sweet little fake smile in a high pitched voice.
It was kinda sexy. She sat back down, so did I. I took out
my wallet and paid him.

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The pizza boy pratically ran away from us. We could see him quickly
get into his car and drive away as fast as we could.

JAMES SHARK
Shit would be proper if all you hear was a big ass crash

The whole group laughed except for Latoya. Instead she rolled her eyes.
I got up and shrugged.

I looked at her. She wasn't happy at all. Not one bit. I shrugged. Its
about whatever, I thought. I opened the first box. Bacon, onions,
meat, extra cheese, pork and pineapple all in one. I grabbed the
BBQ sauce and poured it all over the pizza. The rest of the group
looked at me like I was weird.

I picked out 5 slices from the box and piled them all in one plate, excited
and ready to eat, all of a sudden Latoya took her hand and threw the plate
of pizza all over the floor. I jumped up and looked at her.

JAMES SHARK
....uh... FIVE SECOND RULE DOEE!!

I smiled and bent over. I picked up the plate and put it on the table. Then I
bent over again and quickly began to pick up the slices and put it on the plate.
The last slice was still on the floor. I bent over to pick it up but Latoya stepped
on my fingers, HARD.

JAMES SHARK
OW!! GOD DAMN!

She then grabbed the plate from the table and dropped it on the floor again.
I looked at her hard. Grilling her.

JAMES SHARK
Maaaaayne, the hell wrong witchu!

LATOYA BANKS
Yea.. your not going to eat 50 fucking slices Shark. What the hell
is wrong with you???

JAMES SHARK
50 SLICES??? SAY WHAT!!??

She shook her head and mumbled something.

JAMES SHARK
Watchu talkin bout Willis??, aint nobody eatin 50 slices up in this bitch.

LATOYA BANKS
OK. THANKS FOR THE INFO JAMES, but your not going to eat 5 slices.

JAMES SHARK
You bein a stuck up bitch right now so Ima dip.

She looked at me surprised.

LATOYA BANKS
um excuse me?

I winked at her and began to go down the stairs. She got
up and removed her sunglasses.

LATOYA BANKS
Where are you going???

I called out to her as I kept walking.

JAMES SHARK
TO HAVE SOME REAL FUN!.

I stormed off into the distanced as I could hear her mumble
something to her friend. She was being like this for the whole
week. I think it was because she was suppose to have a match
last week, but she posponed it to this week, and this week she
got an arm injury.

Shawty really wants a match, that dont mean she gotta bring
her attitude to a motherfuckin beach party and take it all out
on me doe.

I looked around for something fun to do.

I decided to walk out onto the beach. Watch some babes
play volleyball or something. I took off ma shirt and left
ma shorts on. The water looked amazing. The sand felt
hot. I began to walk towards the water before I saw a
couple of geeks looking at me.

GEEKS
SHARK!, WATCH OUT EVERYONE!, A SHARK IS
COMING INTO THE WATER!!!

It caught everyones attention and they looked at
them without moving. They didn't seem to serious,
but then people started to notice me.

Cameras coming out, cell phones coming out. Fuckin
geeks bringing me into the spotlight. I gave them the
finger and told some chick with her cellphone to suck
my 12 inch or leave and I walked off as she ran away.

Then I saw her....

Up in one of them tanning chairs, oh my fuckin goodness.

♪♪ You whats up girl, aint gotta ask it ♪♪
♪♪ I dead em all now, I buy the caskets ♪♪

She had the nicest legs. Laying on the chair, dark glasses
covering her beautiful eyes. She had a fan on her right hand
and she used it as her hair blew.

♪♪ They should arrest you, or whoever dressed you ♪♪
♪♪ Aint gotta stress it, but ima let you know ♪♪
♪♪ Girl, you be killin em, you be killin em, Girl you be killin em, ♪♪
♪♪ you be killin em, Girl you be killin em, you be killin em ♪♪

My mouth dropped, it started to water. All the guys around her
began to check her out. One of them came up to her, a muscle
head. He wasn't that bad of a looking dude, but no, she turned
him down with some attitude. She stroke her hair and got
comfterble in her seat.

I walked up to her with my head up, until I was standing over her.
Damn. She smelled so fucking nice. She looked uncomfterble. She
could tell I was there. I was blocking the sun.

SEXY BEACH GIRL
Kay... whoever is in the suns way, could you politely get the fuck
away so I can have my tan?

Spicy. I chuckled.

JAMES SHARK
Ye uhhh that aint happenin homegirl, I aint movin.

She looked up all annoyed. She took off her sunglasses and looked at me.
She was about to say something but ended up just staring at me.

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SEXY BEACH GIRL
....You.. you look so familiar...

I nodded my head in confidence.

JAMES SHARK
Ye I use that pickup line sometimes.

SEXY BEACH GIRL
No its not a pickup line, I swear I know you from
somewhere, whats your name?

Should I make one up?, or should I just let the
gyaldem react to my stardom?

JAMES SHARK
JFRESHHH, aka James Shark, what it do homegyal?

She quickly sat up on the beach chair dropping the
glasses from her chest.

Sexy Beach Girl
NO FUCKING WAY!?, your that wrestler guy???

I didnt really like how she refered to me but whatever.

JAMES SHARK
Ye you seen some of ma matches?

SEXY BEACH GIRL
haha, no I havent, but oh my god this is so cool!

I frowned.

JAMES SHARK
Wait what, hold up, if you aint caught yo boys matches
Then how do you know me?

SEXY BEACH GIRL
Well Im a big fan of MMA, I auctually do some training.
I saw your fight with King Mo last friday on Strikeforce.
Your amazing oh my god. I fucking loved it.

I shrugged as if it was nothing, smiling.

SEXY BEACH GIRL
Who are you fighting next?

JAMES SHARK
Dan Alexander

SEXY BEACH GIRL
Never heard of him??... does he fight with the
bellator company or something?

JAMES SHARK
Ohhhhh you be talkin bout MMA!!

SEXY BEACH GIRL
Haha yeah... I told you, Im not too into pro wrestling.
No offense.

JAMES SHARK
Why?

SEXY BEACH GIRL
I dont like it too much. Its kind of dramatic. The promo
making, most of the promos are scripted. Then when it
comes to the wrestling itself, thats just, its just too brutal.
Its real and all, I understand that but the weapons and
stuff like two against one, it can get pretty ugly in there,
I just dont like watching something like that, where
theres too much violence involved.

JAMES SHARK
Ohhh so you a girly-girl. I gotchu.

She slapped me on the leg in a flirtatious way, she then stood
up. Oh fuck, her eyes locked onto me. I felt like a king with
those eyes staring deep into mine. This chick was fuckin dime.

SEXY BEACH GIRL
Take that back. I told you I take MMA. Ill kick your ass Shark.

JAMES SHARK
Shawty you can do anything you want to me. Ill let you.

She smiled. A fucking sexy smile. She then changed the topic.

SEXY BEACH GIRL
So who are you facing again?

James Shark
Im not gonna do no MMA anytime soon, I think that was like a
one time thang. Mo challenged me, he called me out, I dont like
being called out, so I knocked him out. If any MMA fighter wants
to call me out again, all they have to do is ask, and Im the next
flight to the closest octagon.

SEXY BEACH GIRL
Wow I love how confident you are.

JAMES SHARK
Thats ma nickname. Confident James Shark.

SEXY BEACH GIRL
NO WAY!

JAMES SHARK
You already know doe

SEXY BEACH GIRL
'Thats hot... , now that I've met you and all, maybe I should
really tune into some of your pro wrestling matches, are they
too violent for me?

She gave me puppy dog eyes. Damn this bitty was a real flirt.

JAMES SHARK
Nahhh it aint violent at all, its just like MMA auctually. Plus
my fights in the wrestling ring, they dont last too long, I just
end up knocking motherfuckers out.

SEXY BEACH GIRL
Wow your amazing!, and who are you facing next again, like
in pro wrestling?... Dan something?

JAMES SHARK
Dan Alexander.

SEXY BEACH GIRL
I dont know if this is him but I saw like an old guy talking about
you... he was with a fake dana white. I only saw it because I thought
It was the real Dana, and Im really into MMA videos.

JAMES SHARK
Ye thats the dude.

SEXY BEACH GIRL
The one with all those fake TMZ reports, ugly...bad... rushed pictures
and the one who said wrestling was fake?

JAMES SHARK
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeup

SEXY BEACH GIRL
What a dumbass why would he insult himself?, hes a wrestler and hes like
telling the world its fake. Wow. Thats like if I went around telling people
my boobs are fake.

JAMES SHARK
....They real?

SEXY BEACH GIRL
Yea... of coarse they're real.

JAMES SHARK
I dont believe you shawty.

SEXY BEACH GIRL
....Im not kidding, they're real.

JAMES SHARK
Nahhh.... they dont look too real...

SEXY BEACH GIRL
What do I have to do to get you to believe they're real??
do you want to like feel them?

JAMES SHARK
Nahhh I dont think grabbing them would prove that they real.

SEXY BEACH GIRL
Yea it will!!

JAMES SHARK
Nah I think a boob job would prove they real.

SEXY BEACH GIRL
Wha....di.... did you just....say what I think you said?

JAMES SHARK
I got a private area booked up in this bitch, we could do it
in the room styll.

She smiled and bit her lips.

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MEANWHILE
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LATOYA BANKS
He just doesnt understand that Im doing this because I care about him.
I dont want him to come into this match and lose to someone with the
kind of record that Dan has, the kind of reputation that Dan has. It would
just be really bad for him, expecially after such a dominant performance
over Nick Ridicule.

The whole group nodded. I understood Latoyas care for me. I did.
I loved her care for me. It wasn't a secret that she let me fuck
gyals other than her. Thats how much she cared. Ohhh lordyyy.

Latoya's cell phone rang.

LATOYA'S FRIEND
That's probobly him.

LATOYA BANKS
Yea, I think it is.

Latoya grabbed her cell phone. She looked at the number with a
confused face. It wasn't my number. She answered.

LATOYA BANKS
....Yea?

DANA WHITE
Um.. Latoya right?, hi its Dana White.

LATOYA BANKS
Are you playing right now or is this for real?

DANA WHITE
What?, no no, this is 100% real, Im sorry for calling you
on here, James isn't answering his phone, we have a
press confrence scheduled for today.

LATOYA BANKS
Ohh... uh, yeah. Sorry, he never told me you were coming
too.

DANA WHITE
Thats fine. Are you guys on your way?, Im already here,
the confrence begins in a half hour. Shark told me he would
be here earlier so I could talk to him about someting.

LATOYA BANKS
Um... no we're not on our way... uhh, I auctually dont know
where James Sha..

Latoyas friend began to whisper to her.

LATOYA'S FRIEND
I think hes in the cabin, I think I hear him.

LATOYA BANKS
Yeah um.. Dana?

DANA WHITE
Yea, Im still here.

LATOYA BANKS
Yea hold on a moment, Im going to go check on him.

DANA WHITE
yea ok sure.

Latoya put her cell on hold, and walked into the cabin. At first she heard
nothing, but then... then something. She walked up to the second floor
only to hear it loud and clear now. She didn't even have to come close
to the bedroom door.

SEXY BEACH GIRL
OH MY FUCKING, OH MY, OH MY, JAMES, FUCKKKK, JAMES IM GOING TO CUM,
OH MY GOD JAMES, IM GOING TO CUM ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING DICK, OH FUCK

JAMES SHARK
DUNNNN FUCKIN KNOOOOO!

SEXY BEACH GIRL
OH FUCKKK, OH FUCK, HARDER, HARDER HARDER, YESSSS, OH FUCK, IM CUMMING,
IM FUCKING CUMMING BABY

Latoya listened to the noises as she almost threw up in her mouth. She
went back downstairs and grabbed her cell. Her friends looked at her and
she rolled her eyes. They knew what was up.

She took the hold off of the cell phone.

LATOYA BANKS
Yea hi Dana

DANA WHITE
Hey, so whats up?

LATOYA BANKS
Yea we're.... we're not going to be able to make it.

DANA WHITE
what??, your kidding right?

LATOYA BANKS
No... we're just... something has come up.

DANA WHITE
Can I speak to James?

LATOYA BANKS
Well hes auctually really busy right now to be honest.

DANA WHITE
What is he doing?

LATOYA BANKS
uh...

DANA WHITE
Look its alright, Ill try to explain things to the people over
here but dont let me down again you two. There is one more
tommorow, Shark promised me he would show up today so
I guess he can make it up tommorow.

LATOYA BANKS
Yea sure what time?

DANA WHITE
eleven a.m

LATOYA BANKS
We'll be there Dana.

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PRESENT DAY
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So now here I was. Latoya in the back seat. Me in the front. Driving off to the
press conference. I told yall shit was proper last night. That chick was a fuckin
dime. Her pussy was too nice.

I wasn't ready for this confrence though. I was really really tired. I was auctually
kind of worried about what Dana would say to me. I promised him I would reach
the confrence yesterday, reach there early. The reason being was that he wanted
to talk to me about following an MMA career, I was interested.

MMA Fighters get paid alot more than pro wrestlers, and they fight less. Yall know
Im all about that money baby. So I really was interested to see if he was willing
to have me in another MMA match, where, and when, and ofcoarse who.

Latoya was quiet in the backseat. I looked at her through the rearview mirror.

JAMES SHARK
Watchu be dealin with Shawty?

She looked up at the rearview mirror, looking at me.

LATOYA BANKS
Nothing James. Im fine.

I waited for a spot, then when I saw one, I pulled the car over. She was about
to open the door, thinking that we already got here. When she realized we weren't
she looked at me through the mirror confused. I turned around.

JAMES SHARK
Shawty I aint movin this vheicle until you tell me wassup for realz

She took a deep breathe and looked out the window at all the cars passing by.

LATOYA BANKS
James we're going to be late.

JAMES SHARK
Holla at a nigga.

LATOYA BANKS
I already told you, nothings wrong.

JAMES SHARK
fine.

I studied her expressions, but she had none. She was blank. Just staring
out the window.

JAMES SHARK
Just answer this one thing doe.

She turned and looked at me.

JAMES SHARK
Does it have anything to do with what went down last night?

Last night after the sexy time went down. I had forgotten all about Latoya and the
group. The girl from the beach slept over in the same bed. When I woke up, I kicked
her out of the house, and saw that Latoya was sleeping on the couch. I felt bad. She
hasn't talked to me since now.

Latoya shook her head looking at me.

LATOYA BANKS
No.. , nothing to do with last night James.

I nodded. I believed her. Anyone that knows me from the NLWF knows
me and Latoya's story. We both grew up together on the streets. We
had eachothers back. I knew her for such a long time, I could tell she
was telling the truth. Thats all that I needed.

If it wasn't because of last night, I knew what it was. It was the same
reason I was speculating when I left her at the table with the group.
She wanted a match. She wanted one ever since we both left the NLWF.

I started up the car. The lights turned back on, and so did the radio. I
got back on the road. We were about 10 minutes away from the building
and we were late by 5 minutes.

RADIO
In other news, Dan Alexander and Astro, IWF wrestlers showed up on
"How to catch a stalker" on NBC just the other day. Dan Alexander is now
in custody with Astro, the two will be released from Jail tommorow night
in time for their scheduled matches.

Dan Alexander will take on James Shark. Not the biggest challenge in his
career as he faced IWF Champion Brandon Macdonald a few weeks ago
and Chuck Matthews just last week. However Shark will be the most
dangerous challenge for Dan.

James Shark coming off of multiple knockouts over Nick Ridicule, the #1
contender for the Full Throttle Championship. Shark is hungry for a victory
and we saw possibly the greatest James Shark we have ever seen, which is bad
news for Dan Alexander.

James Shark has seven wins in the IWF with an outstanding twenty knockouts.
Its amazing because he has only nine matches in his IWF career with a total of
twenty knockouts. James Sharks total knockouts in his whole wrestling career
is fifty six knockouts. This man is a handful for anyone and speaking of hands,
his hands are incredibly powerful and dangerous for anyone who trys to swing
with him.

Dan Alexander is going to have to try and stay away from James as much as possible
throughout this whole match, because James Shark knows how to find his range and
if Dan Alexander is in range from those huge hands... huge heavy hands, hes going
to sleep, I dont care what Dan Alexander says, if James Shark tags Alexander this
Saturday, Dan Alexander is going to sleep.

I began to laugh nodding my head in confidence. I looked up at the
mirror and Latoya was smiling.

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JAMES SHARK
Now thats whats up.

LATOYA BANKS
James we're really late.

JAMES SHARK
Chill babe. I got this.

I turned to see if there were any cops. None in sight. I switched
gears and began to drive really really fast. I turned up the radio and
switched the channel.

♪♪ They see me rollin, They hatin, Patrollin they tryin to catch ♪♪
♪♪ me ridin dirty, tryna catch me ridin dirty, tryna catch me ridin ♪♪
♪♪ dirty, tryna catch me ridin dirty, tryna catch me ridin dirty ♪♪

Cars began to honk really loud. I could hear Latoya scream. I almost
crashed. I began to cut curves, go on the opposite lanes.

♪♪ My music so loud. Im swanging. They hopin that they gon catch me ♪♪
♪♪ ridin dirty. Tryna catch me ridin dirty, tryna catch me ridin dirty, tryna ♪♪
♪♪ catch me ridin dirty, tryna catch me ridin dirty ♪♪

I passed a red light. The cars stopped, tires burning. I ran through like it
was nothing. Now I hear people screaming, I was drivin up on the sidewalk.

♪♪ Police think they can see me lean Im tint so it aint easy to be seen ♪♪
♪♪ When you see me ride by, they can see the glean and my shine on the deck ♪♪
♪♪ and the tv screen. Ride with a new chick she like hold up, next to the playstation ♪♪
♪♪ controller is a full clip and my pistola. Turn a jacker into a coma ♪♪

Now I could see the lights. Hear the lights. The po. They were behind me.
More than one. Latoya's expression spoke for itself. I smiled. I stopt the
car, put it in a complete stop. The cops went past me due to their speed.
I turned and made a U-Turn. They did it too.

♪♪ Girl you aint know Im crazy like Krayzie Bone Just tryna bone aint tryna have no ♪♪
♪♪ babies. Rock clean itself so I pull in ladies. Laws of patrolling you know they hate ♪♪
♪♪ me. Music turned all the way up to the maximum. I can speak for some niggas ♪♪
♪♪ tryna jack for some but we packin somethin that we have and um will have a nigga ♪♪
♪♪ locked up in the maxium. Secruity cell, Im gripping oak. Music so load and tippin slow ♪♪
♪♪ Twist and twistin like hit this dough ♪♪

Escaping the cops was easy. It happened so quick. It lasted so little. A few turns
and they lost us. I did this to cheer her up. Back when we grew up on the streets,
running from the cops was what we did for fun. It was a game for us. She realized
I did it on porpose and she leaned in and kissed me on the cheek. We got out
of the car, I put my arms around her and walked into the building.

Lights flashing. The media was everywhere, I looked over at my watch.

11:10am

We were late by 10 minutes. I walked into the room Dana wanted to meet me in,
and passed by all the media and camera men. We pushed our way towards the
room and opened the door, shut it, and locked it. Dana was standing there on his
cellphone. We had both left our cell at the house so he was probobly calling us,
and could not get through, he smiled, stood up, and greeted us. Hugging Latoya
and shaking my hand.

DANA WHITE
Wow I am glad to see you two, I did not think you guys would show up.

JAMES SHARK
Ye b, sorry Im late, times are rough for a nigga out in them highways.

DANA WHITE
No no, its cool, you guys are not late at all. The press confrence doesn't start
until 12

JAMES SHARK
SAY WHAT?

Dana started laughing, I looked over at Latoya who looked just
as surprised as me.

LATOYA BANKS
You told me it was at 11, Dana.

DANA WHITE
Yes because I knew you two would be late. It doesn't start till 12. Its ok,
relax, take a seat, do you want some beers?

JAMES SHARK
Man fuck beers, I coulda been sleepin right now homie.

DANA WHITE
Well would you rather sleep or have this talk?

I remembered why Dana was here. He was suppose to have a talk with
me about a possible future MMA career. I sat down and Latoya sat down
on my lap. He looked at us and laughed out loud but continued.

DANA WHITE
Listen man before I talk to you, I want to skip through all the bullshit and
go down to my real question for you ok?

JAMES SHARK
ye I gotchu

DANA WHITE
Before we could talk about you doing MMA in the future, I've seen your promos,
I've seen you backstage, I've seen your interviews and matches. Im impressed,
but I have to say that the UFC is not looking for any people off the streets.

JAMES SHARK
I aint on the streets doe.

DANA WHITE
Yes but you act like you still are, with the things you do in your promos.

Dana studied me and Latoya.

DANA WHITE
The reason why pro wrestling gets bashed alot with hate is because of the
wrestlers and divas promos. Alot of peoples promos are scripted and its
just acting to promote and hype up the actual match. We all know that
the actual wrestling matches are not scripted and that they are 100%
real and all, but I have to know, are any of your promos scripted?

JAMES SHARK
mayneee I aint none of ma promos scripted. I aint an actor homie.

DANA WHITE
Well yeah, I dont even know why I would ask you if your promos
are scripted I mean.. by the way your presenting yourself to me
and the way your talking to me, this is the James Shark that I've
seen in interviews, backstage and in your promos.

Guest

He wanted me to change, but I didn't know if I wanted to.
I was like this my whole life. The things I've done over the
years, the people I met, the things that have happened to
me, all have made me the person I am today.

After a few minutes of talking to Dana, time seemed like
it had gone by so fast. We were off on our way to the
press conference.

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SATURDAY JUNE 11th 2011
12:00 pm
HOME

Im A Nigga , Im A Monster , Im A Killah 6a92f927b86b4a9f97836f8

Everything you said, all the trash you talked, all the hype you have made.
Everything has led up to this moment. Its Saturday and now its time to
Man up or Story up.

You wanted this match. You wanted a match with me. You got it.

You wanted the match with the Shark that put away Ridicule, well here he is.
I dont respect you Dan, and I want you to know that.

You told me I haven't done anything here, but what have you done?, you
did have an opportunity for the championship but you couldn't even take
it when the opportunity was infront of you.

You had an opportunity to beat a legend in Chuck Matthews, but you couldnt
even take that opportunity either.

Your pathetic Dan. Not only that, but your bitch made.

I knocked out the former IWF Champion Corey Casey.
Knocked out the #1 contneder for the Full Throttle Championship Nick Ridicule.
Knocked out the #1 Contender for the High Impact Championship Vincent Van Rose.
Knocked out the Full Throttle Champion, Jason Hawk.
Knocked out the High Impact Champion, Connor O'Shannon.
Knocked out the Hall Of Famer, Death Angel.

Im more impressive than you and anything you have ever done.

Your preaching that you were expecting a war, how can you say such bullshit when
this fight hasn't even started?. Tonight you wont get a war though, so save it for after
the fight. This fight is going to be one sided and Im putting you to sleep.

Your not on my level, and you never were on my level. Im backing it up tonight.

Tonight your going to have to back up your talk, your going to have to do your talking
in the ring. I dont think your gonna be doing much talking though, if I had to put money
on it, your going to be fucking speechless.

Theres nothing you can do to break me, harm me or intimidate me. Your record says it
all. 1-1-1. Your a loser, nothing more, but more less.

You never faced anyone like me. I have more power in my hands then Chuck, Brandon
and all those bitches you faced in the battle royal combined.

Tonight, your dunkno, dun fuckin kno.

Thats the same thing I said to Nick right before I destroyed him, now I say it to you.
Be afraid pussy, be very afriad, im going to make you my bitch real fast.

I've faced motherfuckers like you, motherfuckers that talked more than you, motherfuckers
with more respect than you. Your an old man, and your gonna get whupped.

Im a Nigga. Im a Monster. Im a Killah

Dan you dont even know who your messing with. Tonight its game over. Dont hate the nigga
hate the fucking game.

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