I Aint Goin Nowhere, Your Title Is Mine

I AINT GOIN NOWHERE , YO TITLE IS MINE
PUSSY CHAMPIONS ALSO DIE
"OMG IM GOING TO QUIT IWF.... NEVERMIND" I PULLED A PUSSY DAN MOVE ON YALL

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Yesterday I told the world on my twitter that this Sunday would be my last match.
The response was fucking huge. It really was.

All them Shark fans on my dick, and all them haters on my dick. A nigga couldn't
get some room to breathe.

It was simple. I came from having nothing. I had to work all my life to get here. To
get here into the IWF. Now here I am, and Im still working. Pro Wrestling isn't like
the sport of MMA. You dont have a lot of free time.

Your always on the road, almost 24/7.

I was just simply tired of this shit. All I wanted to do was take that championship
from Dan and be done with it. Be done with the whole wrestling thing. After I beat
Dan I would accomplish everything that I wanted to do.

I would have nothing left. I beat Legends. I beat big names. I knocked them out
too. I won a championship, I would win two championships. I was ranked #1 in
the IWF and #1 in Wrestling overall. I was the most feared man In IWF and in
Wrestling, I think I still am, and I would retire with a 6 fight winning streak.

Damn, that sounds good as hell. Maybe move onto MMA. Knock some motherfuckers
out over there.

Earlier today though. I had a dream. A crazy dream.

I had a dream of knocking out Dan Alexander. Stealing his title. Being Champion.

Now hear me out for a second. I already knew this was going to happen, I already know
it will happen. I have no doubt Im going to whoop Dans ass, the part in the dream that opened
my eyes is what happens next.

What happenes next was... I didn't quit. I stayed in the IWF, only to go on to a winning streak
like no other. Break the record for the most consecutive wins in the IWF, and be known as the
best wrestler in the world. In the dream, Instead of the IWF paying me in bitches, they started
paying me with bitches and money. I was ontop of the world. Dan couldn't handle it, and Dan
said his famous quote "OMG IM GOING TO QUIT IWF OMG OMG OMG", funny thing is, he
auctually quit. I made him quit. I destroyed him.

At the end of the day, I dont want him to say that about me. I dont want him to open his
mouth and go all retarded like Casey did.

"DUHHHHH UHHHHHH JAMIE-SHARKY UHHH BEAT ME TWICE AND UHHHHH HE TOOK
MY TITLE BUT UHHHH I MADE HIM QUIT.... DUHHH I UHHH RETIRED JAMES SHARK"

I dont need none of that. I dont.

What I also dont need is to look back, and look at myself as a quitter. I quit all
my life. Everytime there was an easy way out, I took it. I quit the NLWF, I quit
the XWA, I quit the NHW.

What happened?

I came running back to the NLWF asking for a return.

I cant have this happen all over again. I dont want to quit only to come back
4 months later, asking for my return only to come back without my IWF Championship,
only to start back from the bottom. Jeez, hell nawh, hell to the nawh.

I aint gonna lie, I pulled a Pussy White Boy Dan Alexander on yo asses.
Swan Lee and Gunther would be proud, wouldn't they Dan?
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The Interviewer looked at me. The look in his eyes told me that he had tons and tons
of questions. Questions about me and my future with the company. Questions that
probably didn't involve my match at Heroes Also DIe.

INTERVIEWER
James Shark, its good to see you.

He smiled, a bright one. It really did look like he was happy to see me. Maybe it
was because I accepted his interview instead of all the other interviewers. This would
mean that this video would get thousands and thousands, even millions of views
on wherever he posted it. I think I shocked the world with my announcement last
night, and he wanted to get the story out.

JAMES SHARK
Listen dog, I know this is bout what went down on Twitter last night, so as you
could imagine, I haven't been training at all. I got a championship match this Sunday,
and I cant afford to be standin with yo white boy ass all day here, feel me?, so
can you make this quick doe?

He looked nervous and nodded his head, agreeing with me. He signaled the
camera man, and the camera started rolling.

INTERVIEWER
Ladies and Gentlemen, Im here with The Baddest Man on the planet. James
Shark. James will be taking on Dan Alexander for the IWF Championship, this
Sunday, at Heroes Also Die.

I nodded.

INTERVIEWER
It was announced just last night that this would be James Sharks last match.

I shook my head, and he booked it, quickly reacting.

INTERVIEWER
James.. .you announced it on your twitter last night, does you shaking your
head mean it was a joke?, a prank?, maybe you changed your mind?? or
are you still going through with it being your last match.

I took a deep breathe and grabbed the microphone from him, pushed him
away from camera view, and got straight up to the camera.

JAMES SHARK
Mandems and Gyaldems, listen up. Its like this, The IWF has acted
unfair with my black ass, it aint no secret. This match I have on Sunday,
is overdue, and its late as fuck, I was suppose to have this match when
my boy Brandon Macdonald was rockin that championship. Thats how
late the match is. They threw every possible opponent at me to try and
prevent me from getting this shot, from a person claiming to be GOD
rocking a mohawk, to a 800 pound giant, to a dude with a skirt.

I shrugged.

JAMES SHARK
Thats how it is right?, then I finally get my title match, I finally get it
and on the poster, Im just a little peice of shit on the corner? You got
a white boys like Chuck and Matt Rydell in the middle. How the fuck
does that work?, oh let me guess, its because they're both good looking
white boys, and they're marketable, but Im James Shark, Im a nigga,
who just talks about his 12 inch and eats KFC all day right?

I shook my head in dissapointment

JAMES SHARK
And then the championship match isn't even in the Main Event?
A clown and a tranny gets the Main Event... why because of the match
stipulation?, get the fuck outta here, that match is soft, yall might aswell
could've put Gbruker and Pancake Pete in the Main Event in a mud wrestling
match, that would be more hardcore then the fucking Shadow Demon vs
Corey Casey match. I KNOCKED OUT COREY CASEY! TWICE!, should
that not eliminate the hype?, man fuck the IWF.

I looked around as there was a crowd backstage. If you didn't notice from
the background, I was in an IWF Building. IWF HQ.

JAMES SHARK
This is where my announcement came from?, whats next?, when I win
the IWF Championship, are they just going to take it from me and say
"oh sorry your black". Bitch ass white boys.

I looked at the ground, my anger coming back. I looked back at the
camera.

JAMES SHARK
This job is bitch. People like Casey, and Chuck, People that I knocked
out, they're living the fast life. They get their breaks, while Im on the road
all day. Fuck the IWF. You know what?, I aint goin nowhere. If I quit now,
thats what the white boys want, thats what the IWF wants. It aint James
Shark vs The World no more, nawh, now its James Shark vs The IWF.
Im going to come into my match this Sunday, Im going to get in Dans
face, and Im going to do to Dan what I did at Catcalysm, whoop his
ass, break him down, and knock him out for the finale.

Im going to destroy him, steal his title, beat him for the second time,
then Im going to move on with my career. Im going to come into that
Pay Per View "From The Ashes" or whatever the white boys named it,
Im going to steal that Pussys spot, and Im going to be in a Main Event.

Im going to Main Event a Pay Per View, and theres nothing the IWF
can do about that. Im going to whoop Coreys ass for the third time,
and then Im going to do something that I've been holding back on. Im
going to go up to Brandon Macdonald, and knock his ass out. Im going
to do it because right now, TEAM SWAG is offically dead. This fucking
white boy ducked me, he pretended to be my friend so that I didn't have
to fight him, and hes gonna get his ass whooped. Im gonna be champion
for a long time, and Ima hold this title till this company dies. #realshit.

Yes Im looking past Dan. I am. Guilty as charged. Im already looking
past him and looking at what the next PPV will look like, Im already
thinking about how Im going to celebrate.

A few minutes ago I said I didn't have time and I had to get training started.
You know what? Im not going to train. Im not going to train cause Dan
Alexander is a paper champion, hes white, and he sucks.

I have no doubt, NO DOUBT, that his ass is mine this Sunday. I
will clip him, my fists will land, and his weak ass chin will be a thropy
on my living room, beside the IWF Championship.

Yall tune in this Sunday. Tune in and watch the "co main event", cause
Im going to steal the show, and it will be a way better match then the
pussy main event IWF has lined up.

If you want to see a beatdown, if you want to see a one sided pounding,
if yall want to see blood, and just want to see a motherfucker get dominated,
get their ASS KICKED. Tune into Heroes Also Die. Cause Dan Alexander has
something I want, and its gonna be like taking candy from a baby, he has whats
mine, and Im going to beat him up better than I did the first time, cause the James
Shark from Catacalysm, is way different then the James Shark that will step into
the ring at Heroes Also Die.

He just dealing with a whole 'nother animal. A different Shark.
#Holla

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So here we are again. So soon?. Good. Get ready for Round 2 Motherfuckers. Cause Im so ready.

Dan Alexander. How does it feel to be coming into this match?, you ducked my ass for so long. Youtalked all that good shit, and I shut you up. You got stage fright, and I saw it. I sensed it. I capitalized on your fear. Your nereves got the best of you. You couldn't handle your own hype, you couldn't handle all the hype you made with your pictures, your shit talking, your videos. You just couldn't.

That was the first time you've ever done something like that.

You tried it again against Syco Angel, Death Angel, whatever the fuck he goes by, and it worked. I hope you try it on me again doee, because it was really amusing knocking your ass out after the thousandsa nd thousands of promos you made filled with "paint" edited pictures.

How does it feel knowing that I have a win over you?, how does it feel knowing Im going to come intothat ring on Sunday, take your title, and not give it back. Im not gonna even ask for that title homie, Im just going to take it. Like stealing candy from a baby, this shits gonna be easy. A walkthrough. A complete and total dominantion.

You've been going on a pretty good run. Defending that title, being in the spotlight, this and that, but now your going to lose it, and your going to lose it to a motherfuckin black guy. Oh but not just any black guy right?, no no. Not just any nigga. Only the baddest nigga on the planet.

I wanted this match Dan. I wanted it because the IWF fucked around with me for way too long. I knock the fuck out of Vincent Van Rose, not once, not twice, not three times, but four motherfuckin times and what happens? that motherfucker is holding a championship called "High Impact"?, really?, true talks?, real talk?, real shit? These motherfuckers are crazy, I have 10 wins. 10 Motherfucking wins in the IWF. 10 Wins. Do I have to repeat myself?, who else can say in their 10 wins they have dominated every person put infront of them?

I dont know about yall but If I connect and knock your ass out, well thats domination cause I put you to sleep like a good lil boy, now whos yo daddy?, I made 10 people my bitch in the IWF. Including you.

But going back to what I was saying, I used Rose as an example but lets use you as an example. I knock your ass out, and now your IWF Champion, and Im not. What kind of bullshit is that?, times are rough.

S'all good doeee, cause take a look at this Sunday night. Me and you. That title on the line. Ima take whats mine.

Like I said I asked for this fight. I told the IWF that if they didn't give me this fight, I would walk. Now I have to back up all that shit I talked and I gotta prove I desereve it.... but then again I already have proved that I desereved it.

The IWF has thrown every possible motherfucker at me, hoping that I could lose, just so that they wouldn't have to give me a title shot. They put Nick Ridicule infront of me. I ran right through the motherfucker. They put you infront of me, I knocked your ass out cold. Then they put the top dogs of Se7en up on ma ass. I killed them all. Matthews, Casey, Syco, you name em, I knocked em.

Where is Matthews now a days?, have you seen him around?, I haven't. You see this is an example of why I am much much more better than you. Not only do I have a win over you but I did something your white hillbilly ass couldn't do, and that was retire Chuck. You fought that motherfucker TWICE, and you couldn't do it. It took me one try. One try.

Nigga you soft, and you make that IWF Championship look soft. The only thing G about you is
that belt your wearing. It aint yours though, so take care of it, and keep it warm for me.

The first time you faced Chuck, you landed your ass a draw. I even put Syco away faster than you did, and more impressively.

I can beat anyone you can beat, and do it faster, better, and knock their ass out. I can also beat the mandems that you cant beat. Why the fuck are you champion?

What have you done that I haven't done?, please tell me, Ill give you a minute.

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Yea, thats what I thought white boy. Dont blink this Sunday, cause Im going to run right over you,
break my "5 second fight record" that I got on "whats his name", and your going to be on your back
with the refferee shining a flashlight in your eyes, and you gon be asking the Reff the question every
motherfucker asks when they face me, "what happened", your going to be asking him that before you
could even say "OMG A NEW ALISON WILLIAMS WALLPAPER AVAILIBLE FOR DOWNLOAD"

Better not run.