Corey's Boss Battles

[22:10:54] @ Brandon Macdonald : Okay Corey[22:10:59] @ Chuck Matthews : LOL
[22:11:10] @ Brandon Macdonald : Like, I kind of get it
[22:11:23] @ Brandon Macdonald : And its a pretty cool idea
[22:11:27] @ Brandon Macdonald : But at the same time
[22:11:34] @ Brandon Macdonald : Boss battles?
[22:11:40] IWF Dan Alexander : lmao boss battles
[22:12:42] @ Chuck Matthews : BOSS BATTLES
[22:12:47] @ Chuck Matthews : Here's what you do
[22:13:06] @ Chuck Matthews : Have Brandon walk into the room, where the villain of the RPs waits, surrounded by his minions
[22:13:28] @ Chuck Matthews : Heavy bass starts playing in the background
[22:13:44] @ Chuck Matthews : A few minions step forward while the rest dance around in circles, looking like they're about to attack (they don't)
[22:14:01] @ Chuck Matthews : Brandon dispatches the first few easily, only for a few more to emerge from the dancing circle
[22:14:15] @ Chuck Matthews : Eventually, Brandon defeats all faceless minions, and confronts evil bossman
[22:14:32] @ Chuck Matthews : Green life bars appear above their heads and a booming voice sounds from the heavens above
[22:14:37] @ Chuck Matthews : "Round One....FIGHT"
[22:15:04] @ Chuck Matthews : Epic
battle ensues. Must include inhuman jumping, which results in a battle
several feet in the air for several seconds at a time
[22:15:12] @ Chuck Matthews : Landings create craters in the floor
[22:15:18] @ Chuck Matthews : Several broken bones are no-sold
[22:15:25] @ Brandon Macdonald : I am not doing any of that
[22:15:37] @ Chuck Matthews : Enough blood is lost to kill Germany's Army in WWII
[22:15:44] @ Chuck Matthews : Yet the two continue to do battle
[22:16:09] IWF Dan Alexander : that would be cool if we were doing some sort of mortal kombat rping
[22:16:14] @ Chuck Matthews : It ends with Brandon realizing that he's fighting for love, which gives him a burst of adrenaline
[22:16:45] @ Chuck Matthews : He destroys a column with a super-punch, destroying the pillar, and bringing the roof crashing down on the boss
[22:17:18] @ Chuck Matthews : Brandon
watches as the dust settles, and sees the carnage. Boss's fist comes up
through the wreckage, and Brandon prepares himself for round two
[22:17:26] @ Chuck Matthews : Then the fist drops, signalling he is defeated
[22:17:27] @ Brandon Macdonald :
[22:17:31] @ Chuck Matthews : And the booming voice returns
[22:17:37] @ Chuck Matthews : "Brandon Macdonald Wins."
[22:17:40] @ Chuck Matthews : End of boss fight

Corey's Boss Fights is an inaccurate description of things...mostly because you just described a round of Mortal Kombat and not anything close to wtf I was talking about