The Boss is Back!

* Wrestler Name:

Porter "Fucking" MacLeod.

* Nickname:

The Boss, The Real Deal, Mr. Prime Time.

* Age:

36

* Hometown:

Glennfinnan, Scotland.

* Weight:

275

* Height:

6'5


* Favorite Specialty Match:

Last Man Standing

*Specialty Weapons (IF ANY):

He keeps random small weapons inside the sporran of his kilt.
Beer bottles, Liquor bottles.

* Entrance Music:

"Fuck you, I'm Drunk" by Bondo




* Alignment (face/heel):

Does it really matter? lol


* Years Wrestling:
10 in the states, 10 back in Scotland

* Quote: Optional:



* Finisher: Bottom of the Loch

* Finisher Description: Jackhammer

* Bio/Backround: Porter started out as a bare-knuckle fighter back in Europe when he was 15 years old. He grew up fighting in bars, just to have money to get food on the table. When he broke into professional wrestling, he became an instant success all across Europe and even in Asia. He came to the states to try his hand with wrestling. Wrestling for promotions like JWF, BLWA, BLW, TWI, ETWA, Wrestling Unplugged.


* Attire:
He always wears a blue kilt, even during the match. He also has a shirt that says "The Real Deal" on the front and "Don't cross the Boss" on the back. During his entrance he wears a black leather jacket.

* Fighting style:
Brawler, cheater.

* Wrestler's Favourite Moves (As Many As You Feel Are Neccessary):
Goodnight, Irene= Million Dollar Dream Sleeper Hold.

Pay the Piper= Sweet Chin Music. This is sometimes used as his finishing maneuver as well.

Peek a boo=Porter does a Lou Thesz Press on the opponent, but drapes his kilt over their face before pounding away.




Picture Base: Roddy Piper




Career Accomplishments –
Last JWF World Heavyweight Champion.
BLWA/BLW--Longest reigning Prime Time Champion
Ranked #3 on the interfed promotion the eXperts.


ENTRANCE -
"THE BOSS IS BACK!" We hear a Scottish man's gruff voice yell that as the music starts out softly.

"I bang on the door but you won't let me in,
'cause you're sick and tired of me reeking of gin.
Locked all the doors from the front to the back,
And left me a note telling me I should pack.

I walk in the bar and the fella's all cheer,
They order me up a whiskey and beer.
You ask me why I'm writing this poem,
Some call it a tavern but I call it home."

Porter MacLeod slowly steps out onto the stage toting a almost empy fifth of Kraken rum. He takes a swig before stepping further onto the ramp. He's arrogantly chomping away at his gum as the crowd is letting out their long, droning chants of "Pooooorter" "Pooooorter". He stops and takes a long look at the crowd before holding up his liquor bottle as a toast to the crowd and tilts it back to have a swig. When he does this, pyro goes off behind him all across the stage as the chorus hits and the crowd loudly sings along.

"Fuck you, I'm drunk
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Pour my beer down the sink
I've got more in the trunk.

Fuck you, I'm drunk
Fuck you, I'm drunk
And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk!"


Porter has made it to the bottom of the ramp. He turns and looks at the crowd on both sides. He holds up the liquor bottle and yells "PORTER MACLEOD!!!" the crowd replies by yelling "FUCK THE WORLD!". He tilts the Kraken up and finishes the bottle. When he's finished he tosses the bottle out into the crowd. He turns to the camera and takes his chewing gum and squishes it against the lens of the camera.


Porter rolls into the ring.

"You've given me an option, you say I must choose,
'tween you and the liqour, then I'll take the booze!
Jumpin' on Western down to the south side,
Where I'll sit down and exercise my Scottish pride.

Fuck you, I'm drunk
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Pour my beer down the sink I've got more in the trunk.

Fuck you, I'm drunk
Fuck you, I'm drunk
And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk!"

The last line plays out as Porter stands up on the top turnbuckle fluffing up his kilt and screaming random obscenities to the crowd, which still cheer him just the same.



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Updated: Entrance and Theme Music to something much more fitting.