BMac
Posts : 786
Join date : 2011-03-01
Age : 32
Location : Ottawa, Canada
Wrestler Stats
IWF Record: 24-7-2
Alignment: Face
 |  Subject: The Best RP Ever Written in the World  Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:04 pm | |
| So one time I had this crazy ass dream. I have no idea what it meant, or why I had it. It was weird because it was about Keagan and I. I don't know what to make of it. But anyways, the dream went like this: I was sitting in my house, on the couch. I looked over at the clock on the wall. It was two o’clock Brandon: “Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”I scratched my belly, and then tapped my foot on the ground in a simple beat. I grabbed my phone and dialled Keagan. Keagan: “Hello?”Brandon: “Hey little lady how you feelin?”Keagan: “Sorry my phone deleted contacts, who is this?”Brandon: “It’s Brando-boo at the crib just chillin”Keagan: “Oh hey baby! Sorry, my phone signal is awful, I didn’t recognize your voice. What’s up?”Brandon: “Tryin’ to figure out what I’m gonna do today”Keagan: “Yeah, same here. I’m pretty bored.”Brandon: “How bout you throw on something sexy and come my way?”Keagan: “Yay! That sounds like fun!”Brandon: “I got a truth for you, and you gonna like it”I could hear Keagan giggling on the other end of the line Brandon: “I hear those giggles, go ahead and get excited.”Keagan: “Oh, you got me, I am excited babe”Brandon: “You say in bed that your man is a lame guy?”Keagan: “Oh, is he ever”Brandon: “Having sex with him is just like watching paint dry?”Keagan: “Or grass grow even”Brandon: “Daaaaayyyyyyyuuumm. I really hope that that ain’t true. But if it is, here’s what I’m gonna do for you”Keagan: “Oh please tell me Brandon”So I told her Brandon: “When you get here, I’m not just gonna bang it.”Keagan: “Oh, tell me what else you’re gonna do!”Brandon: “I’mma smash it too so let’s just say I’m gonna smang it”Keagan: “Wait what?”Brandon: “Lemme smang it gurrrrrrrll, smash it and bang it”Keagan: “What are you saying?”Brandon: “Lemme smang it gurrrrrrrll, smash it and bang it”Keagan: “K well I’m gonna come over then”Brandon: “Lemme smang it gurrrrrrrll, smash it and bang it”Keagan: “This better be good fucking sex Brandon”Brandon: “The way I work that kitty gonna make you wanna sang.”Keagan: “My kitty wants you to sing into her. I’ll see you soon babe”I hung up the phone and sat down on my couch. ------------------10 Minutes later------------------I was in my bedroom, while Keagan was sitting on the bed in her tiny underwear, staring at me. Brandon: “Are you ready baby?”Keagan: “Ready as spaghetti”Brandon: “So let’s get crazy”Keagan: “Yes please”Brandon: “Hope your muscles warmed up, ya can’t be lazy”Keagan: “Don’t worry, I stretched before I came here”Brandon: “This is what I like to call smash bang fusion”Keagan: “Let’s see you put some of that fusion into my girl down here”Brandon: “Better focus girl, you don’t wanna get a cooch contusion”Keagan: “Uhhhh, what?”I just stared at her and nodded my head Keagan: “Anyways, I’ve heard lots about how you like to do stuff in bed Brandon”Brandon: “I like to mix it up. I like to do stuff”Keagan: “Oh yeah! How do you like to do it?”Brandon: “I like to start slow, and then I beat it up”Keagan: “Oh god, I hope you beat up my pussy”Brandon: “Better be cautious, it’s gonna be scary”Keagan: “Don’t worry, I like scary sex”Brandon: “I’mma have you lookin like a wild Thornberry”Keagan: “I’m your wild lady, that’s for sure”Brandon: “I hear the locals got you dry?”Keagan: “Well I don’t call the locals, but yeah, the ones around here can’t do much.”Brandon: “Well then let me be your tourist”Keagan: “I want you to take a tour of my body ASAP”Brandon: “And I’ll have you feelin like a rainforest.”Keagan: “Fuck you and your teasing!”Brandon: “Drip drip…”Keagan: “Goes my pussy”Brandon: “So let’s get poppin, tell me can you hang?”Keagan: “Oh fuck yes I can hang”Brandon: “Now then lemme smang it baby, smash it and bang it”Keagan: “Uh…..smang it?”Brandon: “Lemme smang it gurrrrrrrll, smash it and bang it”Keagan: “Oh, you’re doing this again”Brandon: “Lemme smang it gurrrrrrrll, smash it and bang it”Keagan: “I’ve never been smanged before, but please be my first Brandon!”Brandon: “Lemme smang it gurrrrrrrll, smash it and bang it”Keagan: “Oh god, you’re making me so wet”Brandon: “The way I work that kitty gonna make you wanna sang”Keagan: “My kitty can’t wait much longer!"I jumped on Keagan and started kissing her down her chest until I got all the way down to her “kitty”. I could hear her moan as I dove in Suddenly, my door opened and my brother stood there. I jumped up from Keagan’s kitty as she screamed and covered herself with a blanket. James: “James Macky, known across the nation”Keagan: “What the fuck?!”James: “Smash and bang is my favourite combination”Brandon: “Mine too, and I’m trying to do it, so get out please James!”James: “Kiss you on your toes til you get that sensation”Keagan: “Fuck, he’s pretty good at keeping my horniness up though”James: “It’s a love scene baby with no communication!”Brandon: “Baby!”Keagan: “What?”Brandon: “I dunno, just felt like saying it”James: “Got mines off now it’s to the next location. Baby!”Keagan: “Huh?”James: “I need inspiration. Your mouth’s fixation”Keagan: “Right now I’m fixating on Brandon’s cock, but you’re interrupting”James: “Smangin them jaws is my life’s aspiration”Brandon: “James, I’m trying to bang Keagan here, please?”James: “James dot Mac loves ladies and relations”Brandon: “Love it!”Keagan: “Love what?”Brandon: “The James dot Mac part”James: “Call me marathon, my jimmy run long”Keagan: “I sure hope so”James: “Call me Schwarzenegger, my sex game strong!”Brandon: “Mine’s stronger, and it’s trying to get in action, so please James!”James: “I smang it Tarantino, From Dusk til Dawn”Keagan: “You gotta admit that was a clever one”James: “I smang it everywhere, from the bed to the lawn”Just like the, James closed the door. I turned back to Keagan, who breathed a sigh of relief. Keagan: “Now, where were we?”Brandon: “Lemme smang it gurrrrrrrll, smash it and bang it”Keagan: “Fuck yes!”Brandon: “Lemme smang it gurrrrrrrll, smash it and bang it”Keagan: “Smang me so good!”Brandon: “Lemme smang it gurrrrrrrll, smash it and bang it”Keagan: “I can’t wait any longer!”Brandon: “The way I work that kitty gonna make you wanna sang”Keagan: “Work my kitty right now Brandon! Please!”------------------60 Minutes later------------------I lay in bed with Keagan, naked. I turned over and stared at her naked body, drenched in sweat. I smiled and kissed her. Keagan: “That was amazing”Brandon: “Mmmmmmmmmm. Yellow Lamborghini”Keagan: “Ooooooh, that’s my favourite car too!”Brandon: “That sex was quite another banger…”Keagan: “It really was. You’re great.”Brandon: “…Or should I say smanger”-------------------------------------------------------------
Round 2 baby!
Only two matches away from the Battle for the Briefcase Finals!
Last week I started off this Battle pretty strongly. I beat Kurumi, in a much closer match than everyone seemed to have expected. But lets be serious here.
I was on crutches for that match! My knee is in constant pain because of my ACL. My body is always sore. Getting hit around my stitches or burns sends pain jolting through my body. It’s really not fun wrestling right now, and I’d rather not.
However, I must. Because this tournament is mine to win. I’m not going to take second place for an answer.
And that means that I have to come out here, week in and week out, and keep fighting. Even if that increases the pain that I suffer from in my daily life.
Last week I proved that I could win even while in pain. I proved that I could be injured, and still pull of a big victory over a tough opponent. I proved that I am one of the best wrestlers in the IWF, and I proved that I deserve the number one seed in the BftB
And next week is a week that I look forward too. Because I get to finally face the one and only Brenton Cyrus.
Now I’m not one to look ahead of my matches. Nor other people’s matches.
However, this time, I’m making an exception.
See, I was able to beat a game Kurumi last week, just one week after getting out of the hospital. I rested the whole week up until that point. I felt okay, but not good.
This week, I’m resting the entire week as well. I already feel great. I’m going to go in there, make quick work of Sir Mixer, then head back home and rest for the week after that. Because I know that if I do that, I’ll be completely healthy for my semi final match against Brenton in two weeks.
Like I said, I don’t usually look ahead in my matches. But Sir Mixer is a joke. A complete and total joke. He is a terrible, terrible rapper who tries to make jokes about everyone he fights. Problem is, he always loses. And if he somehow manages to win, against a horra-awful opponent, he does so unconvincingly.
Seriously, I don’t think even he expects to beat me this Sunday. He should feel lucky to be out there with me. But he stands no chance against me. He’s a very average wrestler, who should stick to his god awful rapping at the lower card level of the IWF. Stay against guys who are as bad as you. Don’t try to come across someone as amazing as me.
There’s not much else I can say about Sir Mixer. He was part of the quitter James Shark’s stupid remake of Team Swag. Everyone knows that Team Swag was only good when it was Shark and myself. The second time around, it did nothing but disappoint. Sir Mixer was a big reason for that.
Now, onto the other quarter final match. Brenton Cyrus against Brandy Danielle.
One of the greatest wrestlers who ever lived, against who?
A southern valley girl?
Yeah, I’m taking Cyrus on this one.
I’m sure Brandi is a good wrestler. Actually, no, I’m not at all. I’ve never seen her fight. However, I was told that she barely scraped by against Kurumi. Someone who I beat, while severly injured, fairly easily. Imagine what a full strength Brenton Cyrus could do to her.
I almost feel sorry for Brandi. She has no idea what she’s getting into.
Brenton, I look forward to fighting you next week. That was one thing I never got to do in the NLWF.
Well, there’s a first time for everything, right?
Once I beat Steel this week, and you beat Brandi, we’ll finally get to go one on one.
May the best man win
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