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 |  Subject: Drugs, Partyin, Gettin Laid, All That Good Shit.  Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:04 am | |
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You claim to be a Badass. Nickname arn't made on the spot homie. They be given. Drugs, Partyin, Gettin Laid, All That Good Shit. Thats the life of a real Badass. You soft. Im The Baddest Nigga On The Planet, Im the real Badass. ==================================================
EVENT : DEMOLITION DAY
EVENT TYPE : PAY PER VIEW
ROLEPLAY : NUMBER THREE
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I laid back on ma couch. Feet up on that recliner. Head back. Felt Good. Felt Relaxed. Karly had just gone out to do another one of her bullshit shopping sprees. I was left alone. Nothing to do. I just trained all mornin, I wasn't hungry, there weren't no good shit to watch on the television, internet was down, I dont read no god damn books, and Zedic hid all ma playboy mags, sex dolls, and blocked all the pornography channels. I had absoloutley nothin to do, yet I was bein filmed. I dont know how long the bastard was standin infront of me, but I realized the camera was in ma face, and I remebered why. I was suppose to shoot out a promo on ZIF. ZIF, just ZIF, ZIF alone. ::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Theres been something that I havent been able to take in. Somethin I've been thinkin alot about lately. Sometimes you wish you can open a book, find all the answers, go online, find all the answers, or just press a motherfuckin button and the answers could be delivered to yo door step but I just cant find the answer to this one. Nope, cant crack this one, and its irritating me. I cracked my knuckles and did not take my eyes off of the camera lens. ::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
How does a skinny white dude, with a Justin Beiber flow, and a Kevin Federline type swagga, call himself a Badass? I shrugged and completly looked unknowing. ::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Please for the love of black Jesus, somebody, anybody, call ma mothafuckin house, send me a mothafuckin email, do whatchu gotta do to answer that question, like oh man, I just cant believe it. Dude is a mothafuckin softy. Hes a mommas boy. Dude still sucks his thumb and goes around and acts like a mothafuckin bad boy. You aint bad nigga, you soft. Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star is softer than yo hillbilly punk white ass, and the funny thng is, I dont even know who the fuck those people are! I shook my head. I honestly could not believe it. ZIF isn't a badass. I knew it, everyone knew it. ::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Your 5 foot 9 and you weigh 190 pounds. You aint bad homie. That aint bad. You needa bulk up, hit the gym more. Mothafucker be yo self. You aint bad. You put the ASS in Badass homie, and that aint because you act like an ass.... altough ye, ok, that could be one of the reasons but hell nahh, its because you stank like an ass, and well.... my ass....yo face, whats the difference? I could not stop shaking my head. How come someone so small. So puny. So scrawnny, call himself a badass. ::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Theres a reason why you earned the Least Confident Superstar Of The Week Award, your name didnt come up at random, I didnt pick a mothafuckin name out from a box, and I didnt pick a number from 1 - 10. You got picked cuz you claim to be a bad boy, but yet, you let Lord Blackwing play you out, punk you out, hit you upside the head with his mothafuckin dirty old cane, and get the win. Man if you badass you shoulda stole Blackwings second hand cane and hit him with it, now thats Badass. I chuckled. Chuckled because I found it amusing. Found everything amusing. This whole situation.
::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |I dont even know how you qualified homie. Its disrespect, and its emberassing. Cause how am I suppose to appear on talk shows, and all that, talk about competing for the Full Throttle Championship, when Im facin people like you, who qualified cuz the motherfuckin company had a shitload of superstars who got injured, which made you face up against a nobody, and which gave you the shot. Thats bullshit. It aint even anythin to brag about. I cant even brag about competing for the title no more, cuz Im facin a bunch of losers who aint even top 10. I cant even brag anymore bout the fuckin match, cuz one of the homeboys is a soft wannabe badass. You soft son. You a disgrace to yo race. I knew white boys were soft but man, now you just puttin white boys on a whole another level homie. If I was white, thank god Im not, I would find you and beat the shit outta you cuz you a disgrace to yo mothafuckin race. Walking tall and acting like a Badass. Reality Check mothafucker, badasses dont lose, they too bad for that shit, they find a way to win. Lord Blackwing beat yo fuckin ass, and we havent heard of you since. I put my hands out, looking around as if I was looking for him ::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Where are you homie, You hidin under a rock or somethin?, you not leavin yo mommas basement?. Oh, thanks for remindin me. Livin with yo mom aint fuckin badass. The ladies dont dig that shit. Gettin dressed by yo mom, aint fuckin badass, and trust me homie, I can tell momma still dresses you. Jeeze come on ZIF, the hell wrong witchu! Again I shook my head, I had to shook my head around fifty times now. I was just so dissapointed. ::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Yo signiture moves are called ''Suck A Dick", "Totally Awesome" and "Scream My Name". Ok now first of all, "Suck A Dick", you kno that nowadays females vs females, males vs males in professional wrestling. In some rare companies like this one, they will have female vs male, male vs female, female vs female, male vs male. You know that more than half the time you gonna be facin a dude. With that bein said, why the fuck would you name yo signiture move "Suck A Dick" and "Scream My Name". You want dudes to suck a dick, and you want them to scream yo name while they suckin some dudes dick?, I stared right at the camera. ::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |Man you aint a badass you just a sick perverted soft white scrawnny cat collecting shoe shining bubble gum chewer scat eatin human toilet. I nodded my head, agreeing with myself. ::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Thats exactly what you are. You wanna know what I am?, Im the baddest nigga on the planet. Thats like a badass but a thousand times heavier and better. I party, I smoke ma weed. Get high as a kite. Drunk as a hobo. Get laid. Thats all the good shit. I do that. Im the badass. You just the typical white boy that had no friends in highschool, tried ciggaretes to look cool and bad, come late to class to make it look like you were chillin with yo boys but really you were hidin in the washroom, and talked back to teachers cuz you think it looked bad. Man you soft. What have you been through? I went to Juvy, I went to Jail, I got adopted, I watched ma mom died, I fought on the streets, I sold the drugs, I got booked, I seen the drivebys, I shot a gun, I shot dudes, man I've seen it all and done it all. Not to mention those are just things I've done outside the ring. Inside the ring, I do believe I am the number one professional wrestler in the world today thats got the most consecutive knockout victories in wrestling and the most knockouts in wrestling. Not only that but man Im good lookin, tall dark and handsome, and I got a 12 inch. I shrugged. What can I say?. Me bein me. ::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
You got alot to learn dog. Stealin balloons from a free balloon stand aint badass. Kickin down a bike thats on a bike stand aint badass. Addin random people on social sites so you could have up to a thousand friends aint badass. ZIF, open yo eyes, you aint badass, I mean.... this picture says it all. I pulled out a picture and showed it to the camera, the camera zoomed into it and began to focus.  I had a really disgusted look on my face. ::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK |
Im going to be honest.. I would rather look at the AJ Wreckless picture that got aired on Confidential, then stare at this picture. Like bro, what the fuck was going on there?, the fuck were you doin?, and who the hell is that fat white four eyed pussy beside you?. You steal the bannana from him and decided to showcase yo blowjob skills? real badass of you. Or did you just want to practice for a little romantic night prepared for you two?. Dont answer. Please dont. If you decide to respond back online, on a video, through a social network, please do, but please dont answer that question, I dont want to know nigga, I've seen and heard enough. What I do want you to do is change yo mothafuckin nickname, cuz nigga, if you havent taken it in yet, This Sunday, during our match, its gon be real past yo bed time, Ima put you to sleep, send you home early, knock yo ass out, then knockout the english faggits Darlington and Blackwing and become Champion. Feel me? I motioned the cutting throat sign to the camera man, who turned off the camera. |
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