Underground 3: The Games Begin

LIVE From the Boutwell Auditorium Birmingham, AL

Underground 3: The Games Begin

The lights in the arena circle around as the crowd gets crazy. Real wrestling fans stand on their feet and pack themselves into the arena for a chance to witness IWF: Underground. The entrance video for the Underground begins to play and the fans are going insane.

Just then as the music fades out we cut to the middle of the ring where ring announcer and commentator Calvin Jones is standing holding a microphone. The crowd continues to be rowdy and unsettled.



Calvin Jones
Ladies and gentlemen...we are LIVE on the Underground!

*CROWD POPS LOUDLY*

Calvin Jones
The Broom is already in the ring and we’re about to get things started!

Yellow lights begin flicker throughout the arena as the beginning drums pound over the speakers. Seemingly dancing to the pounding of the drum the yellow lights blast onto the entrance ramp. Before the lyrics kick in the music starts to quicken its pace and just like that out walks Dean Vandal.

Calvin Jones
Not sure what the hell Dean Vandal is doing out here but it seems as though he never really feels the need to explain much of anything he does.

Can you hear the silence?
Can you see the dark?
Can you fix the broken?
Can you feel... can you feel my heart?

With intense eyes he marches down the ramp bypassing the fans and sliding into the ring. With one foot on the bottom rope and the other on the second Dean looks out into the crowd yelling out loud. Cracking a grin he hops off of the ropes.

I'm sorry brothers,
So sorry lover,
Forgive me father,
I love you mother.

Dean walks around the ring pacing and not taking his eyes off of the broom. Just then Dean grabs the broom by the handle and swings it smashing it down repeatedly against the mat.

*CROWD BOOS*

Calvin Jones
WHAT THE HELL! DEAN IS BEATING THE BROOM!

Dean holds his arms out embracing the boos. He picks the broom back up holding it horizontally. Placing the broom behind his shoulders Dean can't help but smirk.

Calvin Jones
He’s not going to do it is he?

Pulling the broom up and over Dean brings it crashing down onto his knee snapping the broom in half cleanly as the crowd lets out vicious heat.

Calvin Jones
OH MY GOD! HE KILLED THE BROOM!!!!!!

“YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE!”
*CLAP CLAP...CLAP CLAP CLAP*

“YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE!”
*CLAP CLAP...CLAP CLAP CLAP*

“YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE!”
*CLAP CLAP...CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Dean drops the broken Broom to the mat and demands a microphone be handed to him by the times keeper. Tapping the microphone to test it Dean puts the microphone to his lips and starts going on.

Dean Vandal:
This is what’s wrong with wrestling. Just another example. Being forced to face off against some object? Even so much as to give this stupid object a fucking backstory! Yet each and every single one of you cheer for it...typical...force feed you morons and you do as you’re told. I’m not going to sit in the back while a stupid display like this goes on in MY ring.

*CROWD BOOS*

Dean drops the microphone and hops out of the ring jumping over the top rope. All the while smiling as EMTs gently pick up the remains of the Broom. Brushing past the crowd a few fans attempt to reach out and touch Dean but he pulls away raising his hand towards them.

Calvin Jones
Ladies and gentlemen it doesn’t look good for the Broom. Our thoughts and prayers go out to his family and baby brooms. Looks like tonight we won’t be seeing Joey Miles versus The Broom. YET THE SHOW MUST GO ON!




Opening Rebound Match
Ezekiel Task
[vs.]
Noah Marshall

The match starts and Ezekial immediately catches Noah off guard, going on the attack, using his power to constantly keep Noah on the backfoot, hitting a series of lariats before an elbow drop.  He picks Noah up but he starts fighting back with a series of kicks and punches, before running back to the ropes, only to be dropped by a massive spinebuster on his return. Ezekial picks Noah back up, put him in a reverse firemans carry, and drills him with The Wrath of God, before picking up the win.

Winner: Ezekial Task




Rebound Match Two
Fat Lenny
[vs.]
James Betterman

The match starts and Betterman tries to rush Lenny with punches and kicks, but he seems mostly unfazed.  Ms. Melons tries to distract him with her “assets”, but Lenny doesn’t pay any attention, and she stamps her feet in frustration.  Lenny throws a punch at James, but he moves, and Lenny starts to pant.  James then has a lightbulb moment, dashing around Lenny, forcing him to use up his energy.  By the end of it, Lenny is sweating and barely moving, and James takes him down with the Cum Shot Superkick for the pin.

Winner: James Betterman




Underground Championship Tournament
Chris Cryptic
[vs.]
Lea Idas

The match starts and instead of focussing on offense, she focuses all efforts on avoiding the grip of Chris, countering each shot with stiff leg kick.  Lea finally take him down with a jumping back heel kick, but as she covers him and he kicks out, he grabs one of her legs.  She goes for an Enzuigiri, but he dodged it, before throwing her with a german suplex.  He goes on the attack, taking her down with a clothesline, before picking her up and hits 3 float over snap suplexes, but only gets a two.  He irish whips her into the ropes, and throws her up into the air, but she catches him on the way down and grives his bald head into the canvas with A DDT!  As he rises she cracks him in the head with The Dynamis, but Chris kicks out just before 3.  She climbs to the top rope, but as she jumps off for the Molon Labe, Chris comes to life, almost knocking her clean out with the Down Under Uppercut!  Chris wastes no time, as he picks Lea up, before driving her down with The Master Exploder, and moving onto the next round.

Winner: Chris Cryptic




Underground Championship Tournament
Jay “Hot” Stuff
[vs.]
Pariah

They both move into the middle of the ring, Jay talking tyrash to Pariah, before slapping him in the face. Pariah replies by knocking him down with a punch, followed by another punch.  Pariah then irish whips Jay into the turnbuckle, before charging and and nailing him with a flying lariat.  He goes to pick Jay up, but Jay delivers a thumb to the eye, getting Pariah in a school boy, and grabbing the ropes.  However, just before 3, Pariah back rolls out of the pin, quickly pulls Jay away from the ropes, and lifts him up before he can react, bringing him down with the distortion, and joins Chris in the next round of the tournament.

Winner: Pariah



Calvin Jones is in the middle of the ring with microphone in hand. He holds his hand up for the chaotic crowd to tone it down just a few notches.

Calvin Jones
Ladies and gentlemen I'm being informed that Lord Jaguar has been released from IWF and from his Underground developmental contract.

*CROWD POPS*

Calvin Jones
We would like to wish Lord Jaguar the best in his...wait hold on one moment.

Calvin pauses momentarily and holds his hand to his earpiece. His eyebrows raise and he starts to scowl. The crowd becomes restless.

Calvin Jones
I would for one like to tell Lord Jaguar to kindly go...FUCK HIMSELF! I guess he was involved in the racist, fascist group of hate mongers the Nazis. That skin head racist can wrap his car around a pole. I think I speak for everyone in the Underground when I say Lord Jaguar...

Calvin holds the microphone out to the crowd as the scream along with him loudly.

"GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

Calvin Jones
With that said moving on in the Underground Championship tournament...DEAN VANDAL!

*CROWD BOOS*

Calvin Jones
Stay tuned folks next up is OUR MAIN EVENT!





Calvin Jones
JHalc making his way down to the ring as we get ready for our main event! Introducing first from some fucking place that probably has a lot of hearts! Weighing in at 231lbs JHALC!!!!

JHalc makes his way down to the ring rolling inside of it and posing for a moment atop the turnbuckle.

Calvin Jones
His opponent from Sacramento California...weighing in at 245lbs...BOBBY O’DAY!!!!

“PUT ON YOUR WARPAINT!”

The music kicks off as yellow spotlights race around the arena. Bobby O'Day comes walking out onto the stage and stops as he lets the entire crowd enjoy his muscular upperbody. Bobby walks down the ramp as he winks and waves to all the pretty ladies he passes by. Bobby slides into the ring and humps the mat a few times before he stands up. Bobby jumps up to a turnbuckle and poses for the cameras as the music dies down.


Main Event: Underground Championship Tournament
JHalc
[vs.]  
Bobby O'Day

[DING DING DING]

Bobby starts to walk towards the middle of the ring. JHalc lunges and he jukes back. They walk around before Bobby lunges and JHalc then knees himin the ribs. He turns and nails him with a hard right before kicking him in the ribs and driving his elbow into the back of his head. Bobby falls to a knee but gets back up. JHalc then turns and shoves himinto the ropes. Bobby bounces off chest first and JHalc forearms him in the back before spinning him around and snapmaring him over. JHalc then turns and runs into the ropes in front of him and stomps him in the face. Bobby falls back and rolls over. JHalc then turns and goes over to him and starts to lift him up, but Bobby counters with a back elbow. JHalc stumbles back and Bobby turns and kicks him in the ribs before turning into the ropes. He bounces off them and JHalc powerslams him down. He then gets up and walks over to the corner.

Calvin Jones
JHalc is handling business here. Not letting Bobby even have a moment to breathe. That’s how you beat Bobby O’Day, you can’t let him get comfortable.

JHalc then walks out and jumps up high and nails Bobby with a leg drop. He goes for the pin.

ONE

TWO

KICK OUT!

Calvin Jones
OH! So close!

Bobby kicks out. JHalc gets up and grabs Bobby and drags him up. He then turns and whips him into the corner. JHalc runs after, but Bobby moves out of the way. JHalc hits hard and turns around and Bobby jumps up and dropkicks him back into the corner. Bobby then gets up and jumps to the middle rope before jumping up and nailing JHalc with a kick to the side of the head. JHalc stumbles out and Bobby just waits for a moment before running up behind JHalc and taking him down with a quick and powerful release snap German suplex. He goes for the pin afterwards.

ONE

TWO

KICK OUT!

Calvin Jones
What a SUPLEX! I thought Bobby could’ve sealed the deal with that pure POWER!

JHalc kicks out. Bobby gets up and JHalc starts to get up and Bobby turns and runs into the ropes. He bounces off them before jumping up for a lunging lariat, but JHalc counters with a release powerbomb. The crowd ohs and JHalc drops down for the pin.

ONE

TWO

THR-

KICK OUT!!!

Calvin Jones
HOW DID HE KICK OUT OF THAT!

Bobby kicks out. He turns and starts to pull himself up as the crowd watches. Bobby gets up and JHalc nails him with a hard right. Bobby staggers back and JHalc nails him with another before grabbing him and throwing him over with a vertical suplex. Bobby rolls through from the impact and JHalc gets up and goes over to him and grabs him before hitting a bulldog. JHalc gets up and stomps Bobby in the ribs. Bobby rolls over and grabs the ropes and JHalc nails him with a punch to the ribs. He then grabs Bobby and goes for a German suplex. Bobby blocks it and JHalc tries it again, but Bobby blocks it and does a standing switch before turning and scooping JHalc up and hitting an inverted scoop slam. JHalc holds his ribs in pain and starts to get up and Bobby turns and bounces off the ropes and runs at JHalc and attempts a clothesline, but JHalc ducks and catches Bobby and hits a full nelson slam. The crowd ohs and boos and JHalc goes for the pin.

ONE

TWO

SHOULDER UP!

Calvin Jones
SHOULDER UP! Bobby refuses to quit and it’s obvious that JHalc is becoming frustrated here.

Bobby rolls his shoulder up and the crowd ohs. Some boo as JHalc gets up and grabs Bobby and then drags him over to the ropes, right in front of the referee before placing him on the middle rope. He then sits down on his back as the crowd boos. The referee calls for the break and JHalc looks right at him, as he stands a few feet away. JHalc gets off after four. He then walks around as Bobby slowly pulls himself up. Szalinski just scoffs at JHalc and JHalc then walks over to Bobby and grabs him and hoists him up and back suplexes him down. He goes for another pin.

ONE

TWO

KICK OUT!

Calvin Jones
AND YET ANOTHER KICK OUT! What is JHalc going to have to do to put this young athlete away!

Bobby kicks out. He drags himself up and JHalc turns and drags Bobby up, but Bobby nails him with a hard right. JHalc turns away for a moment before nailing him with one. Bobby then nails him again and JHalc kicks him in the ribs. He then turns and runs into the ropes and Bobby then catches him with the Tranquilizer. JHalc falls back and Bobby smirks and runs across the ring. He bounces off before jumping over JHalc before jumping to the middle rope and then high-fives Szalinski before diving back and hitting a flipping senton onto JHalc. The crowd cheers and Bobby rolls over and gets up as JHalc stirs, slowly dragging himself up, holding his ribs in pain. JHalc pulls himself up and turns and Bobby lifts up his opponent high up vertically in the air. The crowd ohs and cheers as Bobby smashes JHalc down onto the canvas with a fall forward side slam. The crowd cheers as Bobby hooks the leg for the pin.

Calvin Jones
GOOD NIGHT!!!!!! SLEEP TIGHT!!!!!!! TURN OUT THE LIGHTS THIS ONE IS OVER!!!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

Calvin Jones
HE DID IT! BOBBY O’DAY IS MOVING ON AND HE NEVER GAVE UP TONIGHT!

The crowd counts with the referee and cheer once he reaches three. Bobby raises his arm in victory as he smiles before rolling out of the ring bobbing his head to his music as it plays through the small arena.

Calvin Jones
That’s all the time we have folks, from the Underground...GOODNIGHT!!!